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Sexton’s Style Review — LA Gala Special

The hits, misses and maybes

4 min readOct 19, 2022
Red carpet dresses, LA Gala
Images sourced from Dailymail.co.uk. Fair use — criticism and review purposes, satire.

One of my guilty pleasures is to look through the many Look-what-she’s-wearing stories provided by The Daily Mail online, make catty remarks to anyone who’ll listen, and pass my personal style judgements on what I see. So I thought: Why not share my trivial nonsense online? It might lighten up someone’s day.

Apparently, there was a gala of some kind in LA the other day. Some ‘celebrities’ turned up. Some of them I’d actually heard of. But what were they wearing?

Olivia Wilde

Wasn’t she in House? Lately, however, Olivia has been in the news due to her alleged talents at falling out with her co-workers. It looks like she got fed up with that sort of publicity, and decided she’d rather be noticed for something else.

Anything else!

If you’ve got small boobs, there are still ways to look great. But this dress isn’t one of them. Sheer, but with what look like shoulder pads, it’s very unflattering. And it’s drawing attention to the least impressive parts of Olivia’s figure, instead of the most attractive parts.

Luca Guadagnino and Taylor Russell

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Amanda Sexton

Written by Amanda Sexton

Free thinking, braless, non-conformist.

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Diana Silvers - you made me search for an answer! It's not the Photoshop black rectangle tool, nor is she bringing the menu board to your table. There are better pictures of that dress!

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Love you dear friend! Keep it up

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Hi Amanda
My thoughts were pretty much with yours.
And anything to do with Jessica Rabbit in even a vaguely tasteful way grabs my attention.
I don't think there is a danger with the Jessica Rabbit dress, and here;'s why.
Stuff men on whether anyone can…

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