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Soycraft is up, IP is mc.soyjak.st


Game version is 1.20.6, cracked accounts allowed and Geyser is installed for bedrock compatibility

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>soyjak party
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You shouldnt just tell everything to strangers
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AMA my gf just died
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>[x] did nothing wrong
Name that figure /soy/
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I'm sad that I'm a white man
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post variants that you've made that you never use
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my clitty is leaking
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>plier takes over /soy/
>suddenly the catalog is better
crazy how removing NAS makes only GEMS
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You fucking amerimutts are disgusting, I get on late as shit at night and all I see are BNWO slop srsly get some help
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If life gave me Lemons, id be a billionaire
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does soytan prefer bwc or bbc


you vote chuddies
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>Born in 1970
>Want to fuck toaster
>Thats retarded, become a normal person
>Born in 1990
>Want to fuck a toaster
>Join toasterfuckers.com
>Your life is ruined

Gen alpha is going to be totally pozzed and zogged its depressing, if watching tom and jerry made millenials furries, the next generation that grew up around e621 and furry youtubers is fucked, its fucking everywhere
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Are hapas above or below spics in the racial hierarchy
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what are you looking at?
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I had an orgasm to this image
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charlotte won btw

CHARLOTTE IZ A ARYAN TRANS QUEEN or something
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marge
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log is looking quite gemmy I must say
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pizza is more gooder than ice cream
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My Crusader Kings 2 daily Blogpost that nobody cares

Just formed the Empire of Britannia as a Breton ruler in my Ck2 playthrough, and all the saxon, norwegian and norman cumskins have bent their knees to the BRETONIC BLACK BVLLS. Pridain is now under BNWO (BRETONIC NEW WORLD ORDER), including my niggas in Ireland, I am just planning to bring my niggas in France to the BRQTQNIC QMPIRQ so we can give those cumskin trannies in the HRE a nice beatdown alongside my niggas from Constantinople who just linked up with my niggas from the crusader kingdoms of Egypt and Jerusalem (also rvled by bretonic bvlls) managed to stomp the seljuk gooks
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penisnvke
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two penis
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>green goblin mode I'm going green goblin mode!
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Theres a big black cock up my BBC
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i like girls sometimes
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my bvll just died of natural causes
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SOYJAK THREAD

This 'log is looking a little brimmy. Let's gem it up by posting some 'jaks and nuvariants
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a black trans queen made me suck her girlcock
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Currently posting this wearing nothing but my underwear. Just thought you should know.
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She soyjak on my party
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Marge? Am I in trouble?
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ITT we say something nice about the Sharty
<reddit space
I appreciate how hard working the moderation team is to keep ‘P off the site.
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why are cytubes banned anyways? you can kick spammers in like 2 seconds
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post impjak
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Is this invasion going on the wiki
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i'm in my chastity cage watching BNWO gemmies and plapping my clitty with a bbc dildo~
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Have you gotten into trouble with feds before?
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big black fuck cock up my ass
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>realistic hood testing immigrants
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Why are dogs scared of fireworks
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what do they goon to in the quotecord?
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what we 'ooning to tonight, bros?
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I just took half a benadryl for allergies I'm scared am I gonna see the hatman and see spiders everywhere?
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Nusoi…
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Serious question

Isn't Russia supposed to be the country that would protect niggers and shitskins from the white devil?
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Pretty sure buddhism is cope or something
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I'm keep trying to post this on 'ru but it's keep giving me 524 timeout error.
What should I do? I'm sorry if this is a /soy/ rule 4 violation but I have no other choice
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I am in favor of Killing Games
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Time is only important if you want it to be
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How much money do you hold?
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I was always jealous of FNAC devs cuz they got to join the frootcord
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Do you prefer Powerade or Gatorade
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You shouldnt think about the future all the time
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This site is free to use if you don't value your time
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>deltarune
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'ixx on the s'catty
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>larping as a tranny who regrets transitioning so you can ungroom other trannies
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Gaming is dead, and we killed it
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Filter the "Sure Jan" quoter by file hash.

You're welcome.
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One of my irl friends apparently lives right next to a pornstar
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>raping homosexuals because they won't fuck you for being a foid
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The Lego Batman Movie > all other Batman media combined
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I don't look like that at all
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What if the Sharty raided PornHub
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Posting ITT is only free, if you value your time
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What is objectively the best mindset to have?
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Made a bit of an improvement on this variant.
He's aliased now, should be easier to color in and edit (and of course making the outline look less like shit).
Comparison:
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Its impossible to know everything
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We will never know
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What is your favorite website
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my wife died from taking a 20 inch dildo
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going outdoors helps me a lot
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I am lying, or am i?
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I never lied
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Being nice is a good thing
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Keep an open mind
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let me post my 'pliers you stupid filter
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I had a threesome with my bull and the other bull
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supersage

dead nigger site I'm not going to use it until dead nigger baby is unbanned
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This would be the chaste system in Russia if I was their Stalin

From top to bottom

>Chinese

Communist masters, we give them ass, they give us money to beat KKKapitalism

>Tajiks/Yakuts/Chechens/Tu ans

They would be the BVLLS amongst the men in RVSSIA, true soviet anti-fascist workers who helped the workers to kill the tiny white pecker german fascist racist pigs back to germany and bring communism to europe. They are guided by Allah to bring Russia to become a new Soviet Empire

>"Slavic" russians

Our patriotic workers in marx, in short words, cattle, but glorious soviet cattle that dies for communism, socialism and marxism (just like in 1943 again xixterx!)

>hohol and other tiny white pecker yaqubian cuckpigs

Fascist pigskins, children of Yaqub, the spawn of the white devil who allied themselves with Hitler, Allah curse his name, the enemies of the soviet marxist people
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Being mean is a bad thing
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Just got done with my date I mentioned about 10 hours ago. I kissed her. Very succesfull.
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What the hell is a F00Dist??????

Someone who eats food a lot?
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>if it bLEEds we can kill it
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Sure, Jan.
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was friday night funkin overrated?
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I was raped by a black chick
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Did you get anything from the summer sale
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what is the opinion on self inserts?
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I have to clean my JS98 drive
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Should you love thy enemy?
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I cant be bothered to learn a third language
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Are you an entrepreneur?
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I kept a secret
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my boss has a huge futa cock
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sure jan
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Im pretty sure soyjaks are supposed to have a patchy beard and glasses
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I never committed a crime
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i think Oblivion was the best Elder Scrolls
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The Talmud would be based if it said "whites" instead of "jews" and "non white" instead of "goyim"
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Jannies should ban everyone when they breathe because breathing wasn't made by the Sharty therefore people who breathe are offsiters
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Do you believe in God?
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Lunchables is bad even though lead tastes good
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who keeps posting neutralpliers?
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I think water is wet
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sup.
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strange to see how things happen sometimes
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What if Elon Musk was gay
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>mongling cocks
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I got bored of posting 'pliers
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>Megatron!
<PRIME!
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is this based
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Why are they so mindbroken?
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Do you guys remember that time some Chudcel made a tranny janny seethe so hard, that xhe revealed posters' flags on /soy/? A no-flag board.

I think the chud made a joke about russia or something like that, and jannies went on full dilatation mode geeeeeeg, fun times
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frogs are good pets
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Every rooster crows in its own pen
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Homer Simpson is not a good father
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If you see the police warn a brotha
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Check out this thread i just made
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my mother is dating a black man
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You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you
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Marge.
>THEY KNOW WHO FROOT REALLY IS, SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHIT IT DOWN
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>FUCK YOU /QA/FAGS, 30 DAY BAN FOR POSTING YOUR WOJAKS!
>IS THAT ANOTHER LOLICON THREAD ON /V/? APPROVED!
>AND IS THAT PORNOGRAPHY ON A WORKSAFE BLUE BOARD? APPROVED!
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What is your favorite color?
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niggermania thread

post niggermania gemmies
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oh no no no soicucks not like this
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Soon

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Its insane how many clowns can fit in a clown car
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Have you ever seen a clown car
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Are you objectively or subjectively smarter than a cheese grater?
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What if Hitler had a trans BBC?
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Russian telegram chats be like

>Rumors that about 7 billion nazi v2 drones made by Hitler himself to help hohols are heading to the city of Pedoslava, reported by a communist pedo yakut and a fucking chechen

Someone in the comments
>Fuck! The penis is in the ass, the guys are sucking the shaft, but as old soviet saying goes, never bite the cock that fucks your ass!

Second russian
>Brother, it’s over. Just got a voice message from my cousin, he’s a half-blind Buryatbtank operator stationed in the sewers under Pedoslava, he says the sky is black with swastika drones screaming "Slava Hohland!" in falsetto. One even hacked his vape and made him gay. He tried to call HQ but the line redirected to a Moldovan OnlyFans page run by a Z Patriot furry with a Stalin tattoo on his nuts. But as the great traditional saying goes, the cock is hard the ass is sore, Allah save us
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A Tyrant's favourite form of governance is democracy
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ALL my threads are GEMS and yours are all COAL
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No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place
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The drinking age here is 21
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I think the minimum wage should be increased
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I just made another post
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Posting this because i can post
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Truer words carry a weight the guilty cannot bear
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A good bard cannot a wedding save
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The crane can fly faster than the tiger can walk
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I am posting this from my computer
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The sparrow has no fingers
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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Want a thing long enough, and you wont
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>Russian Airport Car Chase to Yakety Sax
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I love trackers.
Trannies ruined it through "chiptune".
Calvin Harris made "I Created Disco" using OctaMED.
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Trump won the election
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>stop posting deceased african adolescents das bad
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>stop eating niggers das bad
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I think murder is bad and should stay illegal
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>she was an egg!
troons hate DNB because it's one less kid they could have groomed
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I made a post
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COMMODORE GODS VVQN APPLE][CUCKS LOST AND IBMTRANNIES KNELL
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why isn’t quotes tripcode purple like mustards is yellow or froots was orange
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Do you have what it takes to be an astronaut?
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Are soyjaks important?
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Brb gonna wipe the catalog on >>>/nate/
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I'm addicted to king of the hill i tell you hwat
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does anybody look like this
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ITT we roll random soybooru posts with [thumb]number[/thumb]
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in swedish "ö" is pronounced "ir"
"sirjaks"
what
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Why do all nusois seem to worship froot and xhis 'cord?
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T'b̀ ǹákp̀ásht̀onqq̀wah̀r̀k̀onqqł́'iińd̀anqsǹáh̀r̀.
G̀ánqtsą́ą́ų́ǹǹákk̀shk̀onqry.
Q̀rt̀s̀u’ǹákp̀ásht̀onqbàk’aỳỳt̀onqt̀am̀st́q̀ak̀onq.
Eaysht̀iḿsb̀óp̀ǹákk̀àmmk̀onqh̀r̀t̀ʼ.
Xiḿep̀h̀r̀onqd̀anqsǹáh̀r̀ǹákb̀oǹq̀t̀onq.
Hy b̀aǹnǹákbàkt̀s̀áp̀.
Hyeenynyh̀r̀ushiyyǹák’aỳỳk̀onq.
B̀onqq̀'ulaǹǹákb̀út̀sht̀onq.
Shr̀um̀ǹákenysńnyenyk̀onq.
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>stop killing niggers das bad
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>The creator of The Simpsons was in the Epstein island
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why does everyone keep talking about drum and bass?
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>every black and white photo is a giga
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>Tyrone developed vitiligo on his BBC
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My mom has pictures of me as a baby in the bathtub. Should I dox her? or something
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Does anyone have the wallpaper? Or could someone reconstruct it?
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>switzerland haha funny neutral country
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fecal matter and africans ceasing existence
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>>does this happen in your count-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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color win
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BLACK PENIS IS THE BEST PENIS
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>Russian Airport Car Chase to Yakety Sax
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>Using the 'ki
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>MFW I SEE THE BBC
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no arrow therefore i look like this or something
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I'm addicted to Invincible phonk edits.
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call me an irl soyjak but I FUCKING BOORUNIGGERS AND THEIR SNCA NAME NIGGER COUNTRY WAR DRAMA QUOTE BAN THEM ALL FOR RULE 3 BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE OFFSITERS AND THE SOYBOORU IS NOT SHARTY CULTURE
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soytaaaan are you hungry?~~~ teehee
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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>Posting fritz the fnfpedoniggercat in July 2025
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ITT we caption images of big drops
>It's a long way down
>Nooooooooooo u can't post on /soy/ without or hecking soyjackerino ev&oe I'm self inserting as a long way down, we are just gay for NAS like coalson, and apply double standards!!!!!!
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ITT we post our first soyjaks
>kill yourself obsessed hunter
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>when you raid five altchans in one day
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Thoughts on albuquerque?


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>Having passionate anal sex with fritz the cat and thrusting harder as he moans and begs for more
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>gooning to fritz the cat with a cock in his ass while he's blushing and being a cute submissive twink boy
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>gooning to fritz the cat with a cock in his ass while he's blushing and being a cute submissive twink boy
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Does anyone hate repetitiveness spam or meme nauseam when typing to someone online?
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>Spamming fritz the cat on every board and watching other people begin gooning to fritz the cat
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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…
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>GOSH WHAT A RACKET LIKE AN 'OL BUZZSAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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im going to shoot up the sharty
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facts
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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…
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>Screeching "EPI!" when your girlfriend starts undressing in front of you
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>hitlers bbc
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'oss
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>Elevators
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>RULE 1 no trolling plans WHATSOEVER
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take this test and post your score because it would be cool or something ok?
https://ricepuritytest.com/
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_Party
>founded by Elon Musk
Not going to read this reddit garbage, what's the deal?
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ITT we post cats

cat thread because the 'log is coal today
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/r/ is usually a dnb board so i'm going to ask here, how can i improve my 'jakking skills?
picrel 2 is my best personal oc
picrel 3 is the image it was traced from
>arrow
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Spamming fritz the cat on every board and watching other people begin gooning to fritz the cat
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GIGGLY GOON CLOWN PART 2
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prev: https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/11996457.html or something
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remember when the bbq sandwiches werent sandwiches or however the 7/11 built a wall
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>i am going to try and catty wipe with giggers again!!!
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Gooning to fritz the cat
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEG WHAT IS THIS HECKY VIDEO LOOK SOY PLEASE IS SOOOOO FUNNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4FIvtNYZLk
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stonetoss comic im trans btw
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>vinny vinesauce funnyman moments
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why is this gigger so fucking mad?
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>Too many threads exist with this image as an OP. Please select a different image.
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kek, its geno! o algo
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>hitlers bbc
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>I DONT WANT IT! CUT IT OFF! PUT ME UNDER I NEED IT OFF NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! GIVE ME THE PILLS! GIVE ME THE INJECTIONS! GIVE ME THE LIPO! GIVE ME THE SURGERY! I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG BODY! I WAS ALWAYS JUST LIKE THAT! MY MOTHER USED TO SAY SO! ACKACKAKCAKCKACKAKCKACKAKCAKCKAKCKACKAKCK
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Fritz the cat porn
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>gooning to fritz the cat with a cock in his ass while he's blushing and being a cute submissive twink boy
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Calling it now

Sure Jan WILL catch on and become a part of shary culture. However, her red dress and blond hair will lead to her being turned in to a female version of Nate and eventually proto-lita. In around two months, Jan will be banned from the website never to be seen again.
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LISTEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING STOP BAITING OR IM GONNA RELEASE A TURBOBRAP SO FUCKING STRONG ITS GONNA KILL YOU THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND COVER YOUR HOUSE IN NERVE AGENT
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There's some nigger trying to force some tranny gif that says "sure jan" he needs to die
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>gooning to fritz the cat with a cock in his ass while he's blushing and being a cute submissive twink boy
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>STOP POSTING TRANXPHOBIA!!
>IT'S MAKING ME XITTY LEAK O ALGO!!!
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M (Mack's Adventure thread)

9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
^BLAM!!!
The force sends your food flying all over the cabin. You are shocked and confused; what's going on?
You are unhurt but your morning meal and your truck is now ruined. This day is going worse than the
time El Quesadilla attacked the United Burgers of America 7/11/1488. You were there and you never
forget. You try to open the driver door with all your might but its blocked. You also see people
fighting themselves in the middle of the road.

What do you do now? or something
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selfish adventure

(You) are a selfish fuck
You went on a cruise to the virgin island but it has sunk, and as the selfish fuck you are you take the only lifeboat
You are now all alone. What do you do?
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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