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Clord TC, Comics Guy
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Ratapootie, the newest member of the X-Men, co-created by
and me.
He can shit any length of rat you might need.
June 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I assume the red is because his butt is a portal to a dimension of pure rat, but it is nonetheless very upsetting.
he needs the ruby quartz to keep the flow of rats at bay
Oh I love that. I don't know why but something makes me feel like he needs a "bro" like a Bebop and Rocksteady situation. Some other mutant that also just happens to have a mutation to piss ferrets or something zany. No one else can really understand them besides their academic advisor, Maggot.
going to stand behind Soft Serve and beg her to protect me
Whoever is in charge of the X-men right now is angry whispering at the teachers while they all uncomfortably watch Ratapootie demonstrate his astounding mutant power.
think you got a choice of cyclops, emma frost or rogue atm
All of them then. All angry whispering at each other while Ratapootie has a big grin on his face like he just placed in the swim meet and he's waiting to hear about how proud mom and dad are of him.
You laugh until Jonathan Hickman weaves him into a genre-redefining, 5 year, slow-burn story arc as a key player.
shhh, that's my plan to lure him away from writing incredibly boring spider-man comics
Chris Claremont comes out of retirement to write “Can God Make a Rat so Long He Cannot Shit It.” (I don’t know, that’s nothing, my brain was trying to do something with “God Loves, Man Kills”)
in which ratapootie is clearly implied to be gay (👍) and Chris's transformation fetish is once again on full display (😗)
So does he physically synthesize rats using internal structures or does his rectum serve as a portal to a dimension of rats of variable lengths?? I need to know for my upcoming fanfiction
thats just the flare of the ruby quartz pants he wears to prevent the rats streaming out uncontrollably.
Does this get established immediately or is it like on his fourth appearance, this is some vital lore.
3 panel flashback revealing how he was initially selected to be in giant size x-men #1 but everyone forgot that happened
you do not wanna know the real life events that led to this
It's not thaaaaat bad. My cat killed a huge rat and left it in a place where I didn't see it til I was on the toilet, so I got to ponder that for a few un-standuppable minutes.
Okay okay, this is much more wholesome of an origin for something so despicable
His nemesis is Catshit the Mighty. And constipation, of course.