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Hungary is a mongolian-german-slavix rapebaby enclave in Eastern Europe, or Central Europe. Who gives a shit. Hungary has a large population of Gypsies, however it is not as big as Romania's. This is because Romanians suck even more gypsy dick. It is notable for having a golden age in the medieval times but then falling off and being reduced to a 1/5th of what it was after World War 1.
Hungary, Finland, and Estonia are all related countries (but Hungary is the best).
History[edit | edit source]
Hungary's origins are somewhat interesting to study, a chaotic horse trip where a bunch of nomadic so called Magyars would invade europe and settle there just as the Bulgarians did. They would settle in Evropa around 890 AD and then rape everything that moved for the next 1000 years, the local slavix, romanians (then Dacians), sometimes gypsies. Eventually being assimilated and becoming BLVE eyed aryan warriors of EVROPA, after a while and a couple generations after they look like the average european. Hungarians are while, it has been achieved. Then they would embrace christianity, go through their golden age, friendship with the poles, then unfortunately get raped by The Ottomans and spend a long long time under Habsburg control, a double penetration. For a long long time Hungary would live under AVSTRIAN BVLL control, still having their own monarchy and a somewhat thriving culture, a huge clusterfuck of a revolution would break out in 1848 THOUGH, however the habsburgs would be saved by the ruskies and Hungary would still have around 70 years before being anally raped even more by :
- The Romanians
- The Serbians
- The Croatians
- The Bosnians
- The French
- The Brits
- The Ukrainians
- The Slovakians
- The Austrians (Again)
World War 1 and Interwar[edit | edit source]
As previously stated, Hungary got massively raped by almost every minority that lived in their lands for hundreds of years, Hungary would lose around 50% of its previous lands, Hungarians still sperg about this loss to this day, perhaps understandably so. Imagine if (YOU)r land was cut by 50% CHUD? Romania, Yugoslavia (Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia), Czechoslovakia (Czechs and Slovaks) and even the Austrians would take huge bites out of Hungary. Then a chad known as Miklos Horthy came along...
World War 2, Cold War, Modern Times[edit | edit source]
Miklos Horthy tried to take back some of the land Hungary lost but then failed more, unfortunately the rape cycle would not stop. This time around Hungary would get raped even harder, even losing a small bit of territory after the war ended. A little village. HITLER LOST and Leftypol times insued... A dark age where Hungary would be raped by the Soviet Union daily without end, especially in 1956 when they would try to escape The Iron Curtain. Nope! Not happening. The BIG SOVIET COCK would demolish Hungary, leaving them totally MINDBROKEN after the cold war, after that Hungary would join the EU, Nato, and begin to get raped by the USA and Germany. Eventually, Hungary would get tired of sucking German cock and come back to their Baby Daddy, now Russia. Poland is enjoying this and sitting on their cuck chair together with the Slovaks and Czechs. Epic Visegrad Fail. Below is a comprehensive list of who Hungary was raped by and with who it had consensual sex with from 1939-2024.
- The Americans
- The French
- The British
- The Czechs
- The Soviet Union
- The Soviet Union (Again)
- The Soviet Union (Even MORE)
- Germany
- Russia (Welcome Back)
Fuck this Faggot BTW <--- Even doe he banned troons. 
Finns and Hungarians DO NOT speak the same language but their languages come from the same family. The Indo-Mongolix-Rapebaby tree.
The Geography and Culture[edit | edit source]
Hungarian Geography is pretty coal, there is Lake Balaton in the middle of the country, there are some castles, there's some grassland... And a shit ton of farmers and gypsy villages. In Hungary, they take great pride in marrying horses and sheep just as in wales. This is because Hungarian blood is celtic blood and celtic people are not human and have no souls because they are ginger. The cities and infrastracture is old and collapsing, atleast not so much as with Moldova or Ukraine. Atleast the EU has been helping when it comes to fixing the country and atleast make it livable there. In Hungary they also eat "Blood Sausages" aka animal intestines with blood. This is because hungarians are animals. UNIRONICALLY the only good food in Hungary are the Langos, they are like pizza with sour cream, cheese and a shit ton of oil, they are really good after a long swim in Lake Balaton.
The Politics[edit | edit source]
Hungarians have, for almost their entire existence as a country, state or any entity been ruled by one person, an oligarchy, communists, despots or any other government that is NOT democratic. It seems that Hungarians are once more returning to this cycle, as they rank the lowest when it comes to political freedoms in the country and have literally the same guy elected over and over again for the past... 14 years, Viktor Orbán who to the average Amerimutt might seem like THE HECKIN SAVIOR OF THE WEST AND EVROPA because he hates immigrants, but he loves to suck ruski cock, this is why, in the end, Hungary will still be a shithole until the end of times if they are not re-annexed by the mighty AVSTRIANS. Restore Austria-Hungary NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
Facts[edit | edit source]
- Hungarians still use Horses as travel.
- Hungariarians and Finns speak the same language
- 30% of Hungarians have AIDS.
- Despite popular belief, Hungarians still aren't white lol.
Bros of Hungary[edit | edit source]
Hungary has a couple BROS, countries that have usually stuck with Hungary and almost always allied with them, people from these nations kiss Hungarians everyday in YouTube comment sections and suck them off daily.
Poland[edit | edit source]
Poland has always stuck with Hungary, besides World War 2 but who cares about this. Polish people heckin love Hungarians and always travel to Hungary as a tourist destination, they eat Langos all day and sit on the beaches of Hungary speaking their slavix language thinking of the Hungary-Polish union that COULD HAVE happened if it wasn't for THE BIGGEST FAGGOTS AROUND aka; The Ottomans / Turks.
Austrians[edit | edit source]
Hungarians love to go to work in Austria and earn 5 times the wage they would have gotten if they stayed in Hungary, there was also Austria-Hungary i guess... That happened. Yeah.
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