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 11867327[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>11868442

What’s the most interesting dream you’ve had?

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i forgot all of them

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stop posting this awful soy

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in which i had sex with a cute girl

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it was like a Mario level and there were chainsaws on the ground I was gonna save my sister first then my mom appeared

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This Picture is Not Funny, my Grandma died

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never use the toilet in a dream

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>This Picture is Not Funny, my Grandma died

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>This Picture is Not Funny, my Grandma died

you mean your mother judging from the way you type fucking sperg nigger

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9/11 reminds me of the niggerhair soytan edit

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started in a weird rusting harbor, i swam out and saw a large brown whale swimming next to me, i swam further and saw an island that had a giant blocky black and white tower on it, it was also inhabited by some native tribe
it ended a bit after i saw that, i still don't know how i got this dream geg

 11867498[Quote]>>11867929

I'm used to having dreams where I'm trampled by a herd of horses, mauled by bears, clawed by hawks, eaten alive by lions, torn apart by a panda, chased by honey badgers, charged by a gorilla, shot, tazed, poisoned, crushed with a piston, stabbed with knives or all of the above but with zombies. I usually feel some of the pain.

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>>11867472
You saw the Weinstein Island

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one time when I was in third grade I had this dream where there were all these cgi trees and some random balcony with a pelican on it, obscured by shadow and holding something in a bag and right next to the porch was this tree with other trees growing out of it for arms with a pair of sunglasses swaying back and forth and I walk up to the porch and ask in a really country bumpkin accent “what kind of fish is that?” And the bizzare cgi pelican creature quips back at me in an even more hicky accent “a goldfish!” And then everything faded into nothingness and I woke up.

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i used to have recurring dreams of my house being transported to the middle of a stormy ocean

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my dreams are always fucking raisinty for some reason, I remember one dream where I was buying some meat from a vendor

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ronald mcdonald was chasing me around my house and tried to kill me
if i remember correctly i fell in the bathroom and he killed me there then i woke up

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I had like 3 consecutive nightmares during 2020. First, I was in my apartment and it was pitch black and the windows were covered with newspaper, and the toilet was packed full of newspaper. My mom was knocking at the door, but I could tell it was a skinwalker o algo, some demon pretending to be my mom knocking and I just cowered in a corner, and I realized this must be a dream so I was just sitting terrified waiting to wake up.
The other dreams are less interesting, the 2nd dream I was in my apartment again and there was an earthquake, 3rd dream I hardly remember, I remember being in some brutalist megastructure.

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>>11867498
I had a dream that was like the movie Cujo, but I was in the arctic trapped underneath a truck with a polar bear stalking me and there was a gun like 50 feet away bit every time I stepped outside from under the truck the bear would appear and start running towards me and I kept having to run back under the truck

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>This Picture is Not Funny, my Grandma died

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>>11867836
FUKC ZELLIG !!!

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>FUKC ZELLIG !!!

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>>11867398
>GRANDMA WATCH OUT
<What did you say sweetie, I can’t hear you
^Nyeeeooooooom *crash*
>NOOOOOOO

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i time travel to give my past self money then i got arrested

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i had a dream once
i was sleeping
i saw something at the corner of my eye,it looked like a gaping soyjak with irises
it somewhat resembled the blurred image of poopson

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>>11867929
Them when uk got the gun it had no bullets and then I got mauled like that one movie

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>>11868024
i look like that sometimes

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I had a dream where an elephant's nose split my mother's body in two

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>>11867836
Didnt read kys ligger

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I had a dream a couple weeks back where I was on a ufo near earth with kanye west and my 7th grade science teacher

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>>11868281
>soyience teacher
This cannot be a coincidence

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I would never tell a soytroon about such a thing.

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>I would never tell a soytroon about such a thing.

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I got drafted and bombed the west bank to help create greater israel

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>>11867327 (OP)
I had this gun and there was like 3 wolves at my house and the bullets the gun fired was like a shotgun shell but without the casing around it so you could see the cork and stuff but the gunpowder was covered and I woke up when I was running away and I was in the garage so I had to shoot one of the wolves chasing me and I as I shot at it the wolf lunged towards me

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