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▶ №11236363StickyLocked[Reply]

Email: quote@soyjak.st.
IRC: PM quote or mustard at irc.soyjak.st.
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▶ №11858205

A new poll related to the launch date of Soycraft III is here. Vote accordingly to what you wish and your ability to play on the date you select.

Remember to join the discussion on /craft/ if you are interested in the server.

>>>/craft/14075


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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT IM GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT
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>QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT IM GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT

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go up

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>>11865298

STOP RAMMING HER BOAT

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up

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boatpedos lost

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go up


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post 'tan!
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>>11867275
you think people gonna actually talk about animals like heccin reddit and not get raped to death by gay furry porn spammers on qa and nate you retardDEITY

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>>11867331
yeah, well hopefully, i just like cute animals


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▶ №11867327[Reply]

What’s the most interesting dream you’ve had?

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▶ №11867034[Reply]

Hey, sweaty! Were you looking for good posts? Our agents aren't currently here to connect you to any CLASSIC shyt… For now? Enjoy our AMAZING hold music. It will be posted soon! This semi-automated script's got some other stuff for the time being.
Press 1 to be redirected to a random bait thread
Press 2 to be redirected to a random self insert thread
Press 3 for a free wholesome gem! (ONLY ONE PER PERSON)
Press 4 to talk to the complaints department. They are the only department online as of now.
>poo poo yum yum!
>t. nu-male
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>>11867277
Here's a neat tune for ya!

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Feel free to request any of the 4 options

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>>11867312
poop is keyed

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>>11867286
is anyone getting sent to the gemposting department?

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>>11867339
tsmt

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>>11867339
fact bomb


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▶ №11866967[Reply]

>RRRRRGHH TRANNNNNIIIIIIIEEEEES!!!!!
<are you ok, bro?
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>>11867264
Neovagina corn hands typed this

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>>>11867098
>you are obsessed and unhinged
>imagine saving that image to try to "debunk" transgenderism
>rent free much?

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>>11867293
yep the polfag has his folder of hons ready to "soyquote" me with
wow
incredible
kys chudnigger you lost

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>>11867098
what the actual fuck

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>>11867303
why can't chuds just leave us alone?

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>Transgenderism


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▶ №11867328[Reply]

>I CANT SNEED

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ok not funny

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>ok not funny


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▶ №11867330[Reply]

>YWNBA-AAAAAAAACK!

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I *am* a woman, thank you very much :3


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▶ №11867314[Reply]

TOTAL CHUD DEATH
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BNWO won

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▶ №11867262[Reply]

>the despondent self hating venomous bait-samefagger is online

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>the despondent self hating venomous bait-samefagger is online

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words

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marge

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please explain


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growing up is realizing that this site was never funny
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growing up is realizing that this site was never funny

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>never growing up

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I have the mental age of a 14 yo

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But to truly grow up is to realize this site is still funny

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>I have the mental age of a 14 yo

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this site makes me geg everytime doe


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Can we have a /video/ thread?
Post funny videos.
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This doesn't have a thumbnail so don't blame me if it's coal

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Unapproved media
Gem o algo


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They are planning to post poopson at 17:00 EST, in exactly one hour. The only way to stop it is if someone posts a Cobson at the exact second the clock hits 17:00.
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I'm scared

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>>11866676
not telling you LOL, your way of stopping it is posting cobson every second until it happens, AND YOU CANT DO THAT AHAHAHAHAHA

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>söyjaks
This is it, it has been confirmed. Poopson will get posted in 47 minutes unless you do what i told you. or something

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"poopson" in the big June 2025 🥀

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Up

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14 minutes left to prepare. Get your cobsons ready.


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▶ №11855629[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]>>thread_11855629

ITT we confess the worst thing we’ve done
I once gooned to irl gay porn and enjoy it
>inb4 quoted with a glownigger
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>>11855629 (OP)
masturbate to a furry fatter than the observable universe. I also was a pervert in middle school and I somehow made every woman in my year and the years below hate me even though I wasn't even that bad and I don't do that anymore.

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I met an older guy, like 40 or 50, and we would go around town getting blowjobs from random gay men. Few times got a massage from the guys, they would suck my dick. Once a guy stuck his fingers up my ass and gave me a prostate orgasm, felt kinda nice. Never had a dick up my ass tho.

This is all real BTW, ask questions if you want.

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>>11865846
Are you a faggot

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>>11855629 (OP)
how old were you when you did this

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>>11865893
If I can't find a women in one year then I will become one, unless you count getting BJ's from guys as being gay.

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>>11865846
are you considering shoving foreign objects up your ass


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▶ №11867316[Reply]

def grwips

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>trans people don't use the sharty
welp :/
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>>11867166
ever since fucking quote bought this raisin website i can't load videos

▶ №11867274>>thread_11866823

wearing thermal underwear doesn’t make you a woman

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>>11867274
>Evendoe being a women is about having long hair and makeup and having big boobs and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

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>>A banner for soyjak.party
>>/soy/ - Söyjaks
>>Soyjaks
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post tummy

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can't even goon to this


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Oh my god please just ban the f00dists on /pol/ already, two DNB threads. Shut it down

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▶ №11866164[Reply]>>thread_11866164

What cultural movement do you think will phase out in 5 years?
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poopphobia

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people who hate poop

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anti-poopism

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>>11866164 (OP)
im gonna rape you

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>>11866888
Watch movie Green Elephant

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>>11866943
Btw I watched it


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▶ №11867127[Reply]

We 'Teens should be more tolerant towards BlackGODS, or we will get ANOTHER Solomon Henderson. I mean, I dont want to know what they feel when they hear NIGGERhell is a Word for the Worst Pedohell there is , also Most Pedos Are Chudcels (It just is Ok)

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>We 'Teens…

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>you can't say the nigger word or else another black sperg will try to shoot up his school and ack himself

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Nigger o algo

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>>11867142
>>11867174
>>11867242
>racism
yup issa f00disterald


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▶ №11773024loop[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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>>11858304
No I won't I just meant that nobody wants to watch a 15 minute video anywhere

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>>11860333
Geeeeg this is a good idea

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>>11860333
Make a thrembos ad

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homecuck

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>>11864299
There's prolly people with enough of an attention span to watch a 15 minute video

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>>11867055
At the end I'll render the whole thing into a heckin' chungus epic A24 spine-tingling feature length film in widescreen letterbox format and dolby surround sound for the people who want a more civilized and mature no-jumpscare experience


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old 'toss

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geg


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why did they add the two dots on the o and a

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Free multiplier web flight sim I found that apparently you can upload your own planes/liveries and also it has chat but you need to log in
https://www.geo-fs.com/
Gem potential?
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this is where i am btw if anyone is wondering

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>>11867217

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/calm/ flying

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It's a pretty view
Long way down

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>>11867149
WHAT THE FUCK SHES RIGHT

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>>11867243
I DONT LIKE THIS VISAGE MANEEEE


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>Quote has a p.com account

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>p.com

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P.gov

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>p.com immigrants

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>>11867245
Otherwise known as jannies

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>>11867259
is the sharty dead since every admin/janny goons to 'p?

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>p.soy


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▶ №11867145[Reply]

>lain
>neon genesis
>fate
>"basement dweller"
>girlfailure
>moder
>frieren
>silly boy
>:3
>astolfo
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▶ №11867216>>thread_11867145

roblox

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Add Turkey as well

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>>11867216
that's aryan shemmycuck

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anything and everything toby fox related

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lain
neon genesis
fate
"basement dweller"
girlfailure
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>>11867283
>gigaquoting radqueer
Kys pedo


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▶ №11865907[Reply]

https://www.ftc.gov/enforcement/refunds/fortnite-refunds

Good luck with your applications, 'teens.

▶ №11865916>>thread_11865907

I never played Fortnite

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>>11865916
That's not a problem!

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geeeg im gonna be a billionaire

▶ №11866013>>thread_11865907

is this 'mutts only? can they finally buy me a 'craft account??! GIVE ME MY 'CRAFT ACCOUNT NOAWWWWWWW

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>>11866013
can someone get like a thrembillion dollars and buy me that 'craft account already? thanks

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Bumo.


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