Michele Bachmann out here clapping for war like it’s the halftime show at the Rapture Bowl. She really said Christians should be thrilled that people are dying, because apparently nothing gets her Bible wet like missiles flying over the Middle East.
She’s quoting prophecy like it’s a promo code, forgetting that the same book says a man’s semen smells like horses and women turn to salt for side-eyeing divine fireworks. But sure, let’s cheer on World War III because some bronze-age scroll told you it’s lit.
Girl, if the prophets wanted to be alive now, it’s only because they’d have Wi-Fi and wouldn’t have to wander the desert with sheep and syphilis. Not because they wanted front-row seats to genocide sponsored by Hobby Lobby.
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Michele Bachmann says Christians should be thrilled about the Israel/Iran war: "We are living in the times that the Bible said that the prophets longed to see. The prophets of the Bible wanted to be alive now!"
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