Let’s take a moment to marvel at Donald Trump’s unparalleled knack for turning every life decision into a cautionary tale. He didn’t just bury his first wife on a golf course. He buried her at Trump National, where her grave is now a sand trap for wealthy boomers to slice their Titleists toward. Was this a heartfelt tribute? A real estate tax gambit? Or just his inability to let anything, even death, interfere with a profit margin? This is a man who looks at sacred ground and sees a zoning opportunity.
Then there’s his business acumen. He bankrupted casinos. Not one, but multiple. These are places designed to vacuum money from suckers, yet he somehow lost money faster than a drunk tourist at a roulette table. His business portfolio reads like a list of scams even infomercials would reject. Trump Steaks. Trump University. Trump Airlines. The only thing he ever successfully sold was the illusion of competence, and even that’s expired.
And who could forget his contributions to public health? The same guy who mused about injecting disinfectant now spends his days wheezing through rallies, ranting about how everyone else is unfit. His diet is a crime against cuisine. Well done steak drowned in ketchup. A man who eats like a six year old left unsupervised at a diner should not be mocking anyone’s intelligence.
Meanwhile, AOC has achieved more before 35 than Trump has in seven decades of grifting. She actually reads the bills she votes on. She understands that Puerto Rico is part of America. She’s never once tried to pay off a porn star with campaign funds. And most damning of all, she’s everything Trump pretends to be: self made, articulate, and genuinely liked by people who aren’t paid to tolerate him.
Trump’s entire existence is a monument to wasted privilege. He’s the human equivalent of a golden toilet, gaudy and fundamentally useless. The only thing he’s ever built is a mountain of lawsuits. The only thing he’s ever led is a conga line of sycophants to prison. And the only thing he’ll leave behind is a Wikipedia page that reads like a subpoena.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Mr. President, don’t take your anger out on me - I’m just a silly girl.
Take it out on whoever convinced you to betray the American people and our Constitution by illegally bombing Iran and dragging us into war.
It only took you 5 months to break almost every promise you made. x.com/yashar/status/…