Y/N: What are you in the mood for?
Jeff: World domination.
Y/N: That’s a bit ambitious.
Jeff: You are my world.
Y/N: Awww…
Jeff:
Y/N:
Jeff:
Y/N: OH.
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Peak Lord meeting
Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.
Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.
Out on a mission
Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse
Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness
Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic
Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.
Liu: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Jeff: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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This Pride Month, Please Help Out An Unemployed Trans Woman
Hey everyone. I am an unemployed transgender woman living in wildly conservative Orange County, CA. I had to leave my job because of consistent transphobic and sexual harassment, and the cost of my therapy to deal with the trauma of sexual assault has also increased. I come to you, tumblr, hat in hand asking for help paying for medication, therapy, groceries, etc. I’m hoping to raise around $500, but literally anything that you can give at all is a massive help. Thank you so much.
C*shapp: $FJstardust
V*nmo: @Fiona-Stardust
P*ypal: fionajc1989@gmail.com
Currently at $187/500
Captain Price : why are these burgers so small?
Y/N : that’s how they make them :>
Captain Price : why don’t they make BIG burgers?
Y/N : I never asked :>
Captain Price : they taste good?
Y/N : they’re amazing!
Captain Price, took a bite : is that onion I’m tasting?
Y/N : it is!
Ghost : they got pickles on ‘em
Y/N : they do!
Ghost : what if I don’t like pickles?
Y/N : just tell them not to put ‘em :>
Ghost : I’ve already placed my order…
Y/N : mine don’t have pickles, let’s trade!
Ghost : you would do this for me? 🤨
Y/N : absolutely! :>
Ghost : 😶
Captain Price : 😶
Y/N : ☺️
Captain Price : if you have enemies that need taking care of…
Ghost : you come to us.
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Taylor Swift + discography#taylor swift#tswiftedit#gif#*
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homunculus-argumentAdd realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names."My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun.""...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?""Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that.""Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?""Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."
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