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ITT we join the Dark Bootist League
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baiting a bunch of nusois in progress..
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ALL THE WORLD'S INDEED A STAGE
WE ARE MERELY PLAYERS
PERFORMERS AND PORTRAYERS
EACH ANOTHER'S AUDIENCE OUTSIDE THE GILDED CAGE
LIVING IN THE LIMELIGHT, THE UNIVERSAL DREAM
FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO SEEM
THOSE WHO WISH TO BE, MUST PUT ASIDe THE ALIENATION
GET ON WITH THE FASCINATION
THE REAL RELATION, THE UNDERLYING THEME
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JOIN THE IRC

https://irc.soyjak.st/#gem
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use /nick to set a nickname, use /ns register <password> (replace the <password> with the password you want to use, obviously) to register it, and then post that nickname here and ill let you in. then when you come on irc next time, you can log in with /ns identify <password>
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join up to stay connected with your /gem/ xistas
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aryan music

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i'm really bored and don't know what to do, should we do a gemraid? there's a raisinty 'craft server i know we could gem up, and because this is a much more tighter community it's much less likely for faggots to ruin it o algo
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Hello everyone, this is 138, I was poisoned by the CIA and I will be dead in a few minutes, my last words are that Weirdpenis is a gemmy variant and that we should turn niggers into goonhitlers
>*flatline beep*
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>restrictable threads on /gem/
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flart is victorious
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>mcdonalds typing cobson
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Leave an image of a funny dog.
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who's UID 300?
R: 11 / I: 1
currently doing sharty minecraft server raisin, im in a steam GC with gold and xe is clitty leaking to the greatest extent
R: 0 / I: 0
HOLY raisin IT ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED GEEEEEEEEEEG LOOK AT ME WITH A FREE SOYGEMPASS
R: 0 / I: 0
quote should make it so that gempass users don't have to appeal proxy bans, at least if they haven't done it, it all works on cookies anyway just attach the ban (if a gempass user did something bad for a ban) to the pass nigga. i'm trying to post and i have to either appeal or switch servers like 3 times before i get a not bannned ip
R: 1 / I: 1
i think i replied to the wrong thread
R: 3 / I: 0
funny idea: lets make a /gem/ colony in >>>/int/ and we just post there for the gegs
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NO MORE GEMPASS GIFTS WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE 10 WAS FINE ENOUGH
R: 10 / I: 4
the log is so fucking brimmy
I WANT BOOT BACK
R: 5 / I: 1
can gemGODS help me make this a loop? it's good for destroying /nate/ but having it work automatically would be better
<gempass space
it's based on the one from the 'ki
R: 5 / I: 3
>posting on incognito to beg boot for another pass so you have duplicate passes
R: 14 / I: 3
THE FUTURE OF THE 'PARTY IS HERE

GLORY TO 长靴 AND HIS PLAN
R: 3 / I: 2
HOOOOOOLLLLLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET I JUST REALISED MY OC WAS USED FOR THE 29000000 GET ON 4/gif/
R: 1 / I: 0
commemorative 'toss from the 'cvck hack

commemorative 'toss from the 'cvck hack

commemorative 'toss from the 'cvck hack

commemorative 'toss from the 'cvck hack
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Made a memeflag "Dark Gem"
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bootist gempassers post in this thread
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UIDs ending with the number 8 are destined for glory.
i havent seen a single xx8 or x8 UID that isnt gemmy as hell. UIDs ending with 8 always make gemmy OC and are good users in general. even our patron UID 8 is gemmy.
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cope and seethe (((1-7)))tards
cry about it (((9 and 0))) cacas.
R: 5 / I: 3
hello /soy/im
R: 2 / I: 0
new 'toss
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AND WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES YOU SO.
YOUR EGO? PLEASE.
ENTIRELY SELF DIRECTED AND YOU DON'T KNOW CARE WANT TO KNOW NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN SELF DIRECT IT
ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE YOURS BUT YOU, GLIMMERING ICON OF SELFLESSNESS, THINK SO LITTLE OF YOURSELF IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE WHEN YOU ARE HOW YOU ARE ARE YOU WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE WHO ARE YOU TO SAY WHO YOU ARE ARE YOU WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE?
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DON'T ACT LIKE YOU ARE.
R: 2 / I: 1
Is now a good time to reveal that I got the goon chat in the cord set up? Picrel is the kind of stuff we want. Go in there and send your diaper gemmies
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nobody uses /gem/ because nobody uses /gem/, causing nobody use /gem/
R: 9 / I: 3
>being on the soygem users list twice
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Draw thread

I thought you guys made gems, which means you must draw, as this is an image board and not a BBS.

Post anything that you drew, or are currently drawing.
R: 4 / I: 3

ITT we make recruitment posters for the BDL

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progress of our little empire at earthpol

a week ago me and some craft 'teens made the biggest and richest empire of this server, our progress is very fast and we already got some netherite.
<caca
(YOU) can also join to help us rape and kill our sworn enemy called cyprussy (full of gooners) and you VVILL know how to PVP.
<cacarald
https://earthpol.com/map/#world:13363:0:-10483:3376:0:0:0:1:flat
for the map
play.earthpol.com 1.21.4 premium
server IP, you can contribute by making gem buildings and mining GOLD which is the currency of the server.
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/gem/booru

post your subvariants and your gempass jaks here because im a SLF that wants it archived
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ITT we all share our 3 top favorite songs and someone obsessed enough writes it on our 'ki page about uids.

i'll start

1. HH - Ye
2. Stan - eminem or however the song was called i got good memories associated with it
3. Runaway - Ye
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>a gempasser gets admin for a nameroll
gemGODs can't stop winning
R: 2 / I: 0
How do I join the #gem channel?
R: 1 / I: 0
nigga heil hitla
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Official UID 300 betting pool


There has been a large influx of nugemcacas likely because mustard checked his dusty inbox. ITT we make bets over whether UID 300 will be a gem or brimbrim.
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poop won
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yo
R: 2 / I: 1
200's are officialy oldfags
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 6 / I: 2
We'll get nu/gem/cacas soon
R: 3 / I: 0
why is he shouting at me
R: 0 / I: 0
Boot you're the bestesterest admin
R: 2 / I: 0
Hi, I just got gempass from a trip roll.
What's this board like?
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
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here you go /gem/cacas a feature in spe you might hecc'n like or something
you use this to add hidden board links
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boot is 9a0c… 9a0c cant go out in public after spategate, so xe fakes xir death, underwent bottom surgery and became boot
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HITLER POOP IN OHIO
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old toss
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I just got gempass from Boot ama
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ITT we post the reason why we got our gempasses.

i got mine for making some quality threads which one of them was a colonization attempt at r/wojakdrawings.
<caca
also for contributing in the 'ki.
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>pooping on niggers dying and smearing it everywhere
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>eating nigger brains to learn how to rap
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>*blink* *teeth click* Aueuheeh hehehehe
<Marge what is that
^I don't know
<Feraljak, what do we do?
>ehehehe aogh eeee
^mayb-
>ARRRRHHHHH RAAAAHRARAHRAHRHAHRAH RAAAAAAAH AAAAAHRHARHA AAAHA AAHAHA RAAAAAAAAAAH
<WHAT IN THE SCIENCE IS IT DOING
^I DON'T KNOW RUN
>GRAAAAAHAAAAA RAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHH RAAAAAH HAAAARHAAAAA
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Let's make a new theme together, as summer is here and it was my favorite time on the sharty, I want to make a pina coalada night variant
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reminder for my fellow /gem/ossad agents
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Weird 'cado video in the IRC thread
when I clicked on the irc thread to bump it this video played, what could it possibly mean?
R: 2 / I: 0
premium /qa/ in ohio bruh 💀💀💀💀
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First post after getting Gem Pass
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irc is still down
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is the soyplacement actually happening? ive noticed that more and more people use soyjaks on places like reddit, xitter, discord, and other sites
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theres a concerning amount of people that are normalizing soyjaks to nusoicacas, by implementing soyjak emojis and making areas to post soyjaks (ex. meme subreddits with soyboy woahmemes or discord channels dedicated to posting funny 'jaks).
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having more members is nice but id be concerned about where they are coming from, especially since you can stumble across pedophiles easily on these discord-adjacent communities.
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are we getting replaced? is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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walkable gemcord
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Stewie griifin family guy. SUit, turns out it Was A Reddit. Snoo
R: 2 / I: 1
let's make /r/ not useless, get in there
R: 1 / I: 0
(You) make my gems come true
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Poop thread

since we do actually make gems, as it's established whenever we raisin a gem comes out, so it's time to start raisinting, OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING OH I'M RAISINTING
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I think it's funny how all /gem/ bait nowadays is just /soy/im boogeymaning eachother, except jartytalks that is, xhe's actually Lesotho's brappiest soldier
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Fr**t was such a niggerlicious admin i forgot how good the sharty is at it's best
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ATTENTIONWHORE TEXT
You WILL clear your gempass cookie and log back in. Quote forgot to do something and it makes you vulnerable to an exploit. I will not give details for obvious reasons.
Either clear all cookies, clear just the "pass" cookie if you know how to use DevTools, or simply add this to your user JS, refresh, and remove it before logging back in:
document.cookie = "pass=; expires=Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 GMT; path=/";
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REPLY ITT TO GET HAUNTED
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what if we remade some OC with classic soyjaks but slightly off and sneaked them into /soy/
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i thought i was a newfag with my UUID now im seeing UUIDS in the high 200s
R: 1 / I: 0
nu' toss
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new gemspeak term: we say pizza when we’re hungry
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Soygem pass parser

I made this script that makes it easier to identify soygem pass users, it automatically replaces their name with the one they use to nameGOD, or "UID xxx" if unknown. If (You) use a tripcode and I happen to know it, it'll also automatically add it.
<REDDIT SPACE
To install it, click [Options], click "User JS" and paste it to the very bottom.
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>oooh im larping as a real oni
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Top secret evil plan #666

OPERATION: VERY EVILLY DESTROY THE SHARTY AND BRING ABOUT THE SIXTHS ADMIN AND MAKE EVERYTHING BAD IN GENERAL BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL
here's the plan:
>We prank the /soy/im once a month or so with a fake leak/screenshot
>???
>Shardy is destroyed and /soy/im are our slaves
>Something something, we win massive profit
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let's raid /soy/ with something it'll be funny
the /soy/im will leak
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nusois are passlets
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cobsons
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How about we start making fun of /soy/im like the frogkikes did in the froot era before being holocausted
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Oh dear! I seem to have a queer (not the homosexual type, the type of queer that simply means strange in a general sense) phallus.
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Does anyone else have an impish soyak ears growing out of their head?
R: 3 / I: 2
what
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why hello there !
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i hate everyone die niggers asshole
R: 1 / I: 0
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maaaaaarge
R: 1 / I: 1
test
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Is this facebook?
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I wonder if I'm ever going to get a 'ki page of myself. slf
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get in here for a good laugh
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gemming up the log cause p0ny is cute
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how do u make these gempass cultist edits 'teens?
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NEW WAY TO TALK WITH GEMCACAS ON /SOY/ READ FIRST REPLY
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I look like this btw
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marge why can the soyim see our heckin secret club or whatever
R: 4 / I: 1
Weirdpenis-dueling when?
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test
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restricted thread o algo
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poop and frogs everywhere
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add all these
>hidden images for 403 threads
>MPA for jewtube thumbnails
>link approval because someone already tried spamming 'p links once
also make me an admin
would have posted on /q/ but it's dnb nigger coal complainposting
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Alr /gem/! What do (You) think of variant:weirdpenis ?
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hi lurkers
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Is there anything you sharts actually enjoy?

>'ate anime
>'ate vidya that's not roblox or minecraft
>'ate movies
>'ate sports
>'ate porn
>'ate women
>'ate traditional games
>'ate eastern civilization
>'ate western civilization
>'ate automobiles
>luv funny bald men.
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/gem/ Music Collection

Post your music ITT
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Suggestion

The name should be Chud ## UID NO. instead of just Chud so you won't have to hover over the gem flag every single time.
E.g. Chud ## UID 138
It would also be pretty cool to choose a name colour too.
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EMERGENCY QUOTE IS ADMIN 6 WARNING
Quote has reverted the change to ajax.js that skips sending integrity if you have gempass.
>what does this mean?
It means he wants to collect integrity data of unsuspecting pass users who don't externally disable it while still allowing those who do to post normally to (((keep us from noticing))). This is a deliberate decision.
To disable integrity:
1) Have uBlock Origin installed
2) Navigate to the settings page
3) Go to the "My filters" tab
4) Add this line: ||www.soyjak.st/js/integrity/
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mxnr mujdfea KRGW tbv nwfyy
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ndpp tzaemvd
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>our board is only public to prove that we arent actually 'cord users that have planned every single bait
did we win?
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Quote really done gemstorm. 2 weeks no updates😭😭😭😭
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why is it open niqqer

no fun allowed i guess
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ITT we participate in this minecraft raid https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/11549247.html
R: 1 / I: 0
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Completely open Kind plan #ϪϪϪ

–OPERATION: VERY KINDLY SAVE THE SHARTY AND BRING ABOUT THE THREMBOTH ADMIN AND MAKE EVERYTHING GOOD IN GENERAL BECAUSE WE ARE KIND
here's the plan
>We treat /soy/ kindly
>???
>Sharty is saved and /soy/ lives in peace
>everyone wins
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GemmyFixes

I really want to make a spiritual ShartyFixes successor, but I am dograisin at JS. I think it would be best to start with the Gempass specific features if I want to get any help. Here's what's on the list:
>gem space
1) The gempass cookie isn't marked httponly, secure, or samesite=strict. You can't fix httponly with JS (and we'll need to read it anyway), but the other attributes can be fixed.
>gem space
2) In the Options field, add an "Enable Gempass" toggle. This should add or remove your pass cookie when posting. Posting without gempass requires integrity, but avoids posts being logged. Allegedly, all posts by pass users are logged even after the threads are gone.
>gem space
3) Disable everything under www.soyjak.st/js/integrity/ except when gempass is off and the post button is pressed, then disable it again after the post is made. As of now, pass users are sending integrity data if they do not explicitly disable integrity externally. The reason I want it enabled only when the post is uploading is to prevent monitoring when browsing or typing.
>gem space
After these are done, I have other features I know are possible like viewing MPA that would give us /gem/GODs a oneup over the soyim.
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a little birdie (((my associates))) told me the people against us were splinterglucks, wow and I thought it were just soycacas being obsessed but I guess not…
R: 5 / I: 1
Just saw this on /soy/. As we all know Ilovy is a cordfag. But is this a real screenshot?
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made a gempass version of spadeson earlier geg
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What should a Quotist agent look like?
This is what I've made some time ago but it doesn't really make much sense or have meaning like Kolyma agents or FDL agents
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Every good UID has the number 191 in it.
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Well the recent psyop was a gegerald, but now I think we should try and invade some dumb niggerboards with low pph and barely any jannies here's some ideas I had in mind:
>make up a fake culture for a raid
>move to a dying imageboard
>revive it using the culture we made up
>slowly disengage but keep the made up culture on the board
Would be fun, there's like 300 of us so it could very easily work!
R: 2 / I: 0
Can we do something actually fun like forcing a new boogieman? FNF pedo was the peak of that sharty we just need to craft something better.
R: 2 / I: 0
Why are the nusois mad again? I’m not as in touch as I’m used to.
R: 2 / I: 1
Alright. Who's the motherfucker that keeps leaking our psyop plans?
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FINAL EPISODE OF DESTROYING THE SHARTY!
Now, we only have 1 last thing left to do before we utterly destroy the sharty
1. We very specifically, do nothing and laugh at at people who see a bait thread, imagine themselves a boogeyman and then panic over the shardy being taken over by a janny quote gempass conspiracy or whatever the fuck these dumbfucks believe in
2. SHARTY IS DESTROYED TOMORROW MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also please leak this thread as despite being clearly ironic, will STILL prove to be effective in upsetting the retards
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We should make random ass popes and presidents on /dem/ and act like a toddler as them
R: 1 / I: 0
>/soy/im are so mindbroken they actually think we're the ones posting bait
not even mindbroken at this point… completely mindraped!
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/soy/ won
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We should make more oldfag memes like these
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why are most gempass users keyed codeGODs
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Do people actually think H3K and UID 138 are the same person?
R: 1 / I: 0
gempassers are probably the most skilled at stuff like this so i'll ask
what software would i need to make videos like this and where would i learn
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Funny and Gegful Prank (FAGP)

I have an idea.
Why don't we create threads pretending that we are absolutely new users that have absolutely NO knowledge of any Sharty culture.
Let's pretend that we are ALL ignorant. We can discuss further about things such as what we should pretend we immigrated from, etc.
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ITT we create soybooru accounts and force ourselves into the warrior z raisinflinging war
R: 1 / I: 0
mi saivor is the old admin with grey skin o algo asi
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>mfw trolling teh /soy/im
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new 'toss
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>made a heckin original character, but im not a avatarfag, im just not, okay?
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Operation: Smoothgape

When you are about to post a wholesome gapejak, post this smooth version instead. Also make variations of it if needed. If the soyim notice, disregard it.
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https://www.soyjak.st/inc/functions.php
what is this o algo
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Look at how old my UID is.

Literally a SINGLE DIGIT.
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email quote so he fixes the obviously easy to fix exploit
>inb4 reposted by lurking /soy/cucks
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>>10000 is soon
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join #gem on IRC
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>JUST FLARPED SO HARD I ZARPED
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>Obsessed Human O Algo
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itt we post toddlerslop
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/gem/bros for a moment i couldn't enter this board and i got really scared
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OC announcement
okay nupassgloobagloobas, as for recent events and us increasing our activity I will be making an OC dedicated to our board, it will include some of the most active members of the board in it so if you wanna be included just tell me how to portray you in it, It'll be pretty huge so I can take quite a lot of people
>what will it look like?
Like this, well similarly
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https://www.soyjak.st/soy/src/1749244547612x.pdf
GEEEEEEEEEG THE /SOY/TEENS MADE A PDF FILE OF THE PSYOP THREAD
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new /dem/ election

who are we voting for?
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I saw the reaction and it seems that the soyim:
>actually think there are three fucking discord servers
>there's a telegrams server
>quote is involved
>jannies are autosaging gempass threads
Like holy FUCK how do they do it? They even had the whole thread leaked and proven it to be a bait/prank and they still leak at it??? someone leak this thread on /soy/ cuz I really wanna know, why do they keep believing this shit, actually HOW??? I am actually shocked these niggers fall for EVERYTHING, why??? WHY??? WHY???
<Oy vey hombre you is like a da fuggen illuminati quote froot qdl
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Blobson lost weight and became Leanson!!!
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Poop raisin pisis and eating nigger piss and eatng ppop dns do
R: 1 / I: 1
just made something, /clam/
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gempass system needs a huge revamp
R: 3 / I: 0
im taking a fat raisin right now
R: 2 / I: 0
Holup… are his bars actually FIRE?wew
R: 4 / I: 0
NIGGA I'M FUCKING BLARTING IT!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
superman
R: 2 / I: 2
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>UID 283
Just shut /gem/ the fuck down /qa/ lost
R: 6 / I: 1
this actually looks like the gemmiest board on the site
R: 1 / I: 1
>We're having a party and you're not invited!
R: 1 / I: 0
quotey 'toss I made
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hi
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log has been nice lately besides the blatant bigotry and transphobia. soyjak dot estee is healing
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What do you mean /gem/ was exposed?
>even doe nothing of significance was found and this board is dead
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>turning this board into a 10 pph /soy/ bunker because it doesnt have bait or demoralizer coal
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>niggerrapestranny.webm 1 and 2 are deleted off of /gem/
>tama diaper gemmies are still allowed
its not /gem/my at all
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I need to piss
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Post our notes janny
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>/gem/ leaked
>we bait nusoisluttas
>nusoiploopas say they will make a wiki page on this
>no wiki page yet
>implying nusoicacas cannot make OC whatsoever
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what did we learn today, /gem/?
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HAIRJAKS

Continuing from the thread on /soy/
Post-lockdowns, the typical soyboy which soyjaks mock has become less common, or at least less vocal. In their place has risen a new breed of numales, sporting ratty, unkempt mullets, trashy tattoos, and piercings. This calls for a new strain of 'jak.
<REDDIT SPACE
GENERAL GUIDELINES & DEFINING TRAITS (learned from trial and error in the previous thread)
>Smug expression
>Dead, sad-looking eyes
>Smug passive aggressiveness with barely contained seething
>Nose piercing, tattoos
>You probably already know this one, but try to trace from more dynamic expressions and camera angles, like from Youtube videos and thumbnails.
>No bangs, or very short bangs: While many of these soyboys do have longer bangs, it clutters up the 'jak and makes it less jaklike. A blank forehead maintains the signature bald 'jak aesthetic and makes editing easy, while also allowing for hair.
<REDDIT SPACE
This series of 'jaks is in its infancy but has an immense amount of gem potential, so I hope that you gemGODs with your skills can help keep it alive with quality OC and variants. Have fun!
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at least we can all agree iceland won in the end
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oooooommmmmmmmm…
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Hello soyim
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>first time /gem/ actually gets activity
>its because nusoisluttas found a way to see our board
shut it down
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>nusois found a way to lurk here
End times are coming, me thinks
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jannies save us
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https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/11453303.html#11453303
THE SOYIM ARE FUCKING WATCHING US, THIS IS THE END OF GEMKIND AS WE KNOW IT
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the soyim are watching our every move.
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Hello
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I can post in here but you DON'T, SUCK IT NUSOICACA.
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>tfw nusoicacas are invading mi homeland (they are just lurking /gem/)
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Hello soyim
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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How do I upscale an image in a way that accomplishes this? I want to smooth lines without blending colors. No interpolation gives the line on the left, I want the right.
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Fauci here ama
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STOP FUCKING PINGING @EVERYONE
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script dump

Dumping a few User JS scripts here so I can access them more easily. More will come when I make them.
Everything I upload here was made by me and is released into the public domain, feel free to do whatever you want with them.
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share your giga gifs
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I had quote fix __ajax.js to check for a gempass cookie so you can post with only integrity disabled instead of all JS or doing hacky raisin. Add this to your uBlock filters
||www.soyjak.st/js/integrity/
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saars we need another /dem/ election (posting this here since jannies probably lurk here more than /q/)
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saars i need your help, using the lowered post timer and the fact it still uses your ip for supersages and stuff, i need YOU to go on /b/ and supersage gooners
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>If you have forgotten your pass, please email gempass@soyjak.st
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dueling on /gem/ will never take off
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Made a raisinty board
/gem
gems must be in every thread
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE MAKE IT SO WE DONT NEED APPROVAL FOR BOORU ASWELL
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/pol/ gem
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bbaababa
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what a gem
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we should all write to quote on xis email (pinned on soy) to remove /b/, nothing good will come out of that garbage board and we should all show our dissaproval and get rid of that niggerboard
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this board needs a hero

this board needs a hero! it needs…. UID278!

<braps on your 'log
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making fullbody sharty boogeymen

who else should i make? only finished one is rapeson (fnf pedo is currently being re-traced for higher quality)
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<posts poop on your dnb
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i cooked o algo
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test

test
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Smooth wholesome
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All right /gem/ossad, I've seen a lot of people get annoyed by the constant DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS spam so here's an idea I had
>find something slightly out of the ordinary
>post doctos.png with a caption DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOS or MOOOOOOODS
>continue until 100 anuses get burnt from the rage
here's the things you can use incase you don't have them
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holy fucking dnb of a board
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What do you guys think of mediators stalking here? There was a new wave hired today, they better not leak anything
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>be me
>apply the for the pass in January
>got accepted probably in the same week
>didn't find out until today
I'm so fucking done
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can you slfs authorize supercellex to irc#gem as uid14 I can't joinerino
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>THERE'S NOT A 'CORD FOR GEMPASS OLDNIGGERS DO NOT INVESTIGATE
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https://wiki.soyjak.st/Great_Cuckset#A_Soystory
wasted way too long making this award
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>UID 250 - Passholder since April 2025
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nu 'toss
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we should change the name of soyduels to jakkin off
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poop waffle
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We should make disgusting 'jaks
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Hey teens long time no see, anyone want to troll some namefags on qa?
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I raped leftypol today
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It's really over. wasted get
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I'm bored.
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new toss
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Hi
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the GET was sneed, you will tell everyone that it was sneed.
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dnb board
a
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test
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Too many people have a gempass.
An event must be held to cut this number in half.
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I am new
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fun fact, i stole the 900th get on a dead board (sneed) when the whole hacker thing was still alive
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/sylum/ - soysylum gemeral

made a new 'sylum article, thoughts?
https://soysylum.org/Patient-020
also, what is /gem/'s opinion on colonizing the 'sylum wiki? its basically dead, deader than the jarty could have ever dreamed of being, and most sharty/soy/ natives forgot it existed already despite it technically being part of the mainline soysphere.
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we should make more gempasser soyjaks to stay relevant or whatever
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257 and 259… where are you, my neighbors?
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I really like these images, there should be more of them ngl
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What does /gem/ think of the sell
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Alright Nupassilluminati, Grandpa 138 is gonna tell you about the greatest jewish psy-op I ever pulled along with the others. (Atleast from my prespective where I make myself look like the good guy)
>Back in 2024
>Gold wins election in /dem/
>new election is coming soon
>I decided it'd be a great oportunity to have some fun so I make a thread to "take over /dem/" It was mostly just larp and acting like a secret society (jews)
>Few others join up with me, most notably Jeb, 224 and 225 who did a lot of good for the operation
>Initially people just decide to run for president, we all settled for 225 to be our mascot pretty much with passboogers being the senate
>After a while I have decided that fucking with gold would be fun cuz overthrowing people and conspiracies are gemmy
>Gold being a gemplasser and a mediator has access to the board
>While I was sleeping this huuuuuuge drama happens 'log spammed /soy/ is in CHAOS
>Gold leaks the thread about us overthrowing him and makes a pretty funny video ngl
>I immediately go around the whole website saving face (even if others are initially confused by what I was doing but I managed to salvage it)
>Gold goes around banning every gempasscaca with the following text:
<You fuckers were never honest. Making up apologies to save face, GEG. Fuck you and your stupid fucking board, you niggers and the 3rd force have single handedly ruined /dem/ and turned it into the deadest nigger baby ever, spamming under my name on /soy/, lying about me being a pedophile, lying about CobsonTALKS, all of you niggers. I'm fuckin telling you when the day comes and the raisin hits the fan that will be the only day you will be truly sorry, the sharty is a front company so Froot can whitewash his money and evade taxes. This website isn't what you think you little raisinskin SEAmonkey, you will all perish. I'm gonna piss and kill everyone here and nobody will stop me. Get it through your thick skull.
<>its not a moral issue
<Plebbit space
<it is, you are ruining the quality of this site. If you fuckers didn't do it, /soy/ wouldn't be under spam and coal, and /dem/ would be alive and everything would've been perfect. But no, "MY HECKIN' EVIL PLANZZ TO OVERTHROW DER GOLDEN ORDER", yeah really funny thanks for ruining the sharty. Now go back to /gem/ talking about how much I looove to leak my clitty or something and that I am a sperg and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia since 19 oh yeah thats so true amirite I dont have fucking schizophrenia that was a "possibility". Fuck you and your bullraisin board that only produces brimmy dust. Why isn't being part of /gem/ counted as rule 3?
<Plebbit space
<>its not that deep
<Plebbit space
<then why go through all this obsessive effort just to get me taken down? I don't give a raisin if the "3rd force" is real or not, because you were all actively participating in that raisin for sure. Pieces of raisins like you need to die so badly please Jesus strike this nigger down I need him dead I want you dead so badly. I want to kill you I want to kill you please let me kill you why wont you die come to my fucking house please so I can stab you to death Bergredder 36, Barsbüttel, Germany ill finish you forever you will not come back
>Gold is impeached and loses xis mediator account
>A bunch of other stuff happens but not nearly as interesting (Von Stroheim was briefly president before being impeached too, then we teamed up with gold to cattywipe /bp/ while it still existed but I'm sure you all know that)
>And now it takes us to the present day
Well that's all for now Nupassas, maybe one day you'll organize a psy-op of your own and own some annoying autist or gegbvll and make 200 phonk edits about it.
^Post Scriptum Space
And yes I'd definetly do it again, like holy moly it went so much better than expected.
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260/270 cacaGODS rise up
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can a janny reply to this thread with "Poop 2" in their capcode
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I promised someone on here a Samurott jak once, but forgot to actually do it. Here's that. Hope you're still here.
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caca oby 😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😎🍔🍔🍔🥙🥙🥗🍗🍖
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absolute truthnuke
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to newGODS that got a pass because of the pixelplanet anti-carterpedo campaign (operation photon), say hi here
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when will this happend again?
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