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The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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play sburb
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raisin on the floor
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>>11773024 (OP)wtf OC making fun of soyboys in a funny way in 2025? this can't be possible
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Pray to science
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This is gemmy but you should’ve turned on IDs
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>>11773044active raging though?
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grab the gun and threaten to shoot yourself
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>>11773024 (OP)Tell Jamal to stay completely silent, grab the gun, the key to the cellar and escape through a window
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>>11773056yeah but niggers are more occupied on making crappy threads
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The only gem on the entire ’log
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up
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>already on page 2
UUUUUUP
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>>11773024 (OP)bone-chilling slow-burn genre-defining awe-inspiring soy-spitting artsy dystopic A24 gem
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>>11773024 (OP)Make a threesome with the cops and your bull
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>>11773024 (OP)>you're having a realistic panic attack.Gem doe im trans btw
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>>11773024 (OP)Accept your fate
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surrender to the police and transform into a blue eyed blonde haired aryan man
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OP DO SOMETHING
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>>11773549Try to escape through your comically small window
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>>11773568do this but pee yourself first
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Up kys nusois for not wanting gemmy adventure threads
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gemmy gem
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>>11773951I was waiting for OP to reply to keep bumping, also you forgot to bump retard
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Nausjamajuw
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>>11774077every reply is a bump doe chud
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>>11773549Get assaulted by a pack of wild niggers
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>>11773549Is it taking long to make?
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>>11773549ultra high effort
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>>11774926Alr, take your time then.
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>>11773568You squeeze through your pragmatically small window, the inconvenience a small price to pay for being a decent human being.
You are on a higher floor and the distance to ground is much too far to jump. Looking around you, there is a small ledge, as well as a heater - both of which would be very precarious footing. The heater isn't yours, of course, because you're eco-positive.
Looking to your left, a window is open. Peering inside, you are mortified to see the tip of a red flag. A… Nazi could be living in there. Or worse, a Confederate. A chill runs down your spine as you try to identify any more objects in the room, telling yourself that it could just be a Communist flag. But in this America… you're not so sure.
The only other thing you can see is a mug of coffee, which seems rather dark. This doesn't bode well, and you get a creeping feeling that the owner might be a chudcel. But it could also be a Reddit moderator, you comfort yourself.
Turning to the other window adjacent to you, it seems slightly more welcoming. A book is on a desk near the opening, and a lamp. You just hope it isn't a Nazi book like Crime and Punishment. However, the window isn't opened as wide and there's less footing without the heater, so it would be tougher to climb into.
Looking out at the city below, you can scarcely recognize your hometown of Chicago. The hustle and bustle of the big city which once brought you such joy and comfort now seems like the sickening skittering of roaches. The streets are completely unwalkable, any semblance of sidewalk replaced with miles of coiled highway stretching into the shrouded sky. Gothic spires and artificial mountains of immense magnitude creep high above view, and in the center of the sprawl lay a statue of the fearsome Emperor, Donald J. Trump. Even hooked up to advanced life support, Trump was beginning to die, and word had it that his son Barron was taking up most responsibilities in the administration despite Trump still being officially leader. You shuddered at the thought of what Barron would do once he officially comes to power - he might even cut off weapons donation to Israel.
Turning back, you weigh your options carefully. What will you do?
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>>11775438go home and watch wow wow wubbzy
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boot sticky this thread
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Finally a gem on the 'log
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>>11775438go to the chudcel house, prepare some raisin to say like the feds are coming for you for being redpilled so Chud call you based and help you
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>>11775438go to nazi window
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shiniest gemerald on the 'log
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>>11775438>what will you dothe griddy
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>>11775438Jump from the window and kill myself, long way down
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>>11775438I enter the neighboring window and taste some of that black rifle coffee set on the table
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>>11775659don’t forget about using dude wipes to clean yourself after
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Ask r/AskALiberal for help, on incognito mode of course. im trans btw
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bump
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holy gem
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>>11775438try to enter the other apartment unathletically
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>>11773103You tremble with fear at the mere thought of a gun, almost bursting into tears. How are such things allowed to exist? Especially with the extreme reduction of gun control and banning of serial numbers during the Trump administration, practically everyone has a gun now. It scares the hell out of you. But you know you have to be brave. For Jamal.
You pick up your kitchen knife, the most menacing weapon at your disposal, feeling a surge of intoxicating power rush through you.
You whisper to Jamal through the door to the cellar.
>Stay completely silent, okay Jamal? Please, it's for your own good.<Nigguh ima be real wichu i wanna split dem racis ass cops heads yunnowuhisayin i got my piece i can handlum Jamal bellows.
>No, Jamal, violence is never the answer. Please don't do anything rash!you stutter with a nervous smile, before grabbing the key, exerting all your strength to pull the dresser over the trapdoor and going back to the window.
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>>11776687there should've been stink lines coming from jamals cellar lmao
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>>11776687barricade the door with the dresser and hand jamal the knife before leaving
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>>11776687oh so it’s out of order
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>>11776790Can be if something you suggest still fits into it after the next panel, but it is generally going in order. Going to be doing the most recent suggestions for
>>11775438 next
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>>11776829try the black rifle coffee in your neighbors house and use some dude wipes
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>>11776736>´cado is ´cordmost retarded nusoinigger award
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>>11776687go to the chud appartment im trans btw
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>>11776687tell jamal to rape the police if they enter
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>>11777274bump this is the gemmiest adventure thread ive seen
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>>11777274You're a gem. Take all the time you want saar
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MODS LOOP THIS
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wtfff is this the actual guy?
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keep this gemerald up
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bumperald i need a continuation
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yay it got looped
thank you jan jans
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>>11777870BRING BACK MINSTREL SHOWS
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bump
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holy generald o algo
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keep this gem (albeit looped) bumped and on page 1
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>>11776687Put your record player in front of the door to stall for time
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>>11775644With herculean effort, you manage to squirm your way out onto the ledge of your window without falling.
You look down at the drop below you. It's terrifying. You're more scared than you've ever been in your entire life. You don't even know how you'd get back in your house, much less how you'd climb over to the other window.
It's over, you think to yourself. There's no use. You're cornered with nowhere to go, and there's no point in living without your bull.
But then, just as you're about to let go and fall to your death, a thought occurs to you.
If you die now, you'll miss the new Mandalorian season.
…If you die now, you'll miss Deltarune chapter 5.
You decide not to kill yourself.
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>>11780827take a leap of faith while praying to science onto your neighbors AC unite and then crawl through xhis window, maybe you could find a g*n to save your bvll from the heckin gestapo
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>>11780827This comic deserves an entry on the KI.
This is a giant GEM.
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>>11780827use the reflection on your glasses to look at the adjacent windows
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>>11780827go for the ledge and attempt to get into the apartment with the red flag. In order to secure your footing you ask JAMAL for some of his mighty bvll jizz to cover the bottom of your shoes.
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>>11780862>>11780908>>11780927do a combination of all of these o algo
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>>11780827hop into someone elses room
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Gemerald thread
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>>11780862Praying to Science with every atom in your stardust body, you jump onto the AC unit.
Just as you get your footing, the concrete holding it up cracks and breaks beneath you, sending you tumbling. Luckily, that was enough time for you to get a grip on the ledge of the other window, and thanks to your light bodyweight you can pull yourself up. Never before have you thanked Fauci so much for the soy milk you drank every day in school.
But you're barely able to take in the scent of the black rifle coffee before you hear a roar and feel the cold metal of a 1911 rifle pressed against your forehead.
<I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES, YOU NIGGER BABOON MONKEY.You look up, in confusion and utter terror. Not only was there a confederate flag, xhis bigotry was worse than you ever imagined. And why is he calling you the.. the N word? You're not even African-American.
Somehow, you get the feeling that unless you come up with something quickly, you're going to look like Ronnie McNutt.
What do you do?
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>>11782603Grab the gun and divert his aim as you attempt to disarm him
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>>11782603HE'S BACK GET THE FUCK IN HERE CHUDDIES
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>>11782620I'm going to sleep but I'll check all the replies in the morning
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>>11782603Look for any alcohol to commit a heckin arson with like you saw in the raisinty troonslop memes
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>>11782603grab his gun while you drop-kick his shins
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What a cliffhanger , waiting for an update
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>>11782603do a sick move and disarm him just like girlbosses in the caperaisin movies
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HOLY GEM
3D ADVENTURE THREAD NEXT?
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>>11782603Use the force like in the heckin Star wars movies to get the gun out of the bigots hand
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bumo so it doesn't fall off the catty
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loopy
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rest in peace OP
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>>11784146it's looped, this gem is 'ayin here forever
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>>11784146it's looped, this gem is 'ayin here forever
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>>11782603Whip out your johnson and start beating your schmeat because you know that chuds can't stand free expressions of sexuality because they're small minded bigots while you are worldly and tolerant and it will scare him off
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>>11773024 (OP)It's loopy
