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You are Soyjak. Today is a work day, you are broke and you live in a pod. But, you choose to do whatever you want for today. You try to buy a 6 million dollar TND laser but failed, so you go on a nigger dating site to catfish some of them by posting photos of your twp and charging them $6 million with 666% interest rate for the ability to like your photo.

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No.

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this is what i think of the story

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bump

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▶ №11762859[Quote]>>11762867>>11763261

I chop off my dick

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>>11762859
And become a hecking valid trans xueen

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>>11762859
You open your pod's storage. Inside is a few bottles of soylent, a bunch of funko pops, your iPhone, MacBook and conveniently a pair of scissors. You take it out and cut off your dick to become a valid tranx queen.

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>>11763261
kill nigger

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>>11763261
Use the scissors to kill a homeless nigger and take xhis clothes

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>>11763261
I try to get hired at a car dealership so I can sell Dodges to blacx folx at 150% interest

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something bad happens as you start selling cars to black folx..

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>>11763906
You go out of the building you live in bringing only your scissors and use it to kill a homeless nigger in the street outside and take his clothes.

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>>11764313
Now that you look civilized, you walk over to the nearest car dealership and try to get hired so you can sell Dodges to black folx for 150% interest. You already have a job at the marketing division of Shekelstein Company, but it doesn't hurt to get another job.

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retrieve my penis and take it to dr soystein to get resown on

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>>11764587
Suddenly, you regret cutting off your dick. You go back to the pod to retrieve it to take it to Dr. soystein to sew it back on. In order to still get hired for the new job, you write your phone number on the ground in case the company wants to hire you before going back to the pod.

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nigger

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up

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go to the waiting room of the emergency centre and encounter 100 billion meximutts with no healthcare trying to see the doctors for sprains and minor cuts

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>>11766208
Since you now wear clothes, you get 2 more inventory slots. You go to the emergency center but find it filled to the brim with meximutts waiting in line to see the doctors for the most miniscule of injuries.

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>>11767424
give them tacos to distract them

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>>11767443
You go to taco bell to buy as much tacos as you can fit in your clothes to bribe the meximutts. That would be $16.74.

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>>11767605
I open my iPhone 12 pro max fauci limited edition and buy a a laser gun wasting all my money and destroy the "P" sign (epi doctos)


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