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Dnb is funny
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i fell down yesterday it was really embarrasing
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>soybooru filename
also this thread glows and has already been made, therefore everyone under me is the blackest gorilla nigger in the history of planet earth
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im black
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>>11762473i havent seen a confessions thread in weeks, nigger
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>>11762482i wouldnt believe that there are people who do this but there was one person who wrote into mumkey jones podcast who said cado was his sexual awakening at 13 so
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>>11762482Nigga wtf you gay
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>>11762489mumkey jones is aryan
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>>11762485One got posted today, double nigger
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i fantasized about stabbing some kids eyes out with a pencil and slamming down a chromebook on his head when i was still in school
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Wait why is cado unbanned? I thought it was epi?
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when i was like 13 and at a friends birthday party and used their alexa to make their parents order over $1000 of black dildos. i think it got cancelled, but the friend was the one that got in trouble and not me
▶ №11762515[Quote]>>11762519>>11762528
I’ve gooned to irl homosexual porn before
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>>11762515No trannies doe
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>>11762504ive been enjoying my summer and didnt see, triple nigger
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>>11762521wellll…. suck my dick, quadruple nigga
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>>11762527This nigga is still a YouTuber?
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>>11762549yeah he made a new account after he got suspended this was years ago or something
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i use the soybooru to goon everyday
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A depressed troon commited suicide, and before he did that i told him "kys join the 45%" so i live with the guilt and knowledge that i will never go to heaven, i'm not even 20 years old yet i have already claimed a life.
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>>11762580Sentient nameroll
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>>11762580TTD in action folks
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>>11762528I’m not allowed to post them on /soy/ nigga
(Just imagine the BEST gonzo homosexual porn actually heavenly faggotry is a sin doe)
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I unironically goon to futa soytan as like a daily task
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>>11762580don’t worry telling people to kill themselves isn’t a sin
also sentient nameroll since getting trannies to jill xhemselves is aryan
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>>11762580God will never abandon you, see the prodigal son
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>>11762609Where’d you even find that (THIS IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION DO NOT ANSWER)
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>>11762631where do you think
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i said the nigger word favci forgive me
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>>11762639You just said it again nigga
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some months ago, i was thinking on buying a buttplug jej
▶ №11762683[Quote]>>11762707>>11762710>>11762733>>11762751>>11762798
I was raped by my mother for 2 years. Now I literally can't get off to anything except the thought or concept of me being young and getting softdom raped by an older authoritative figure like a teacher or mom. When I used to watch porn, which I've lost all urge for now, I would only watch videos and go on tags of like "stepmoms" and "stepsons" and it's just a 40 year old woman with a guy in his late 20s. Anyways, when I was like 12 or 13, a few years after the rape, I was on rule 34 looking for those tags when I stumbled upon a photo that I liked, wasn't weird particularly, and I got sent to nhentai I believe. I found a comic on there first thing that literally felt like a retelling of my rape, it was shota. I goones to it. I feel nothing but shame, I feel like a pedophile now. I really have barely touched porn since.
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>>11762698i secede because im out of jewjaks
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>>11762683100% a copypasta
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i once yelled the word NIGGER to a toddler
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>>11762711timmy tough-knuckles over here
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I once murdered my 8 year old cousin with a cattle prod, then went to the basement and jerked off to tranny porn
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>>11762683genuine and heterosexual
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My deepest darkest secret is that I slept during a night shift
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>>11762783Unproductive goy kys
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>>11762683You spill your heart out in a streety thread and it gets called a copypasta. Anyways yeah it was one.
▶ №11762832[Quote]>>11762842>>11762873
I’ve once gooned to Kamala Harris hyena porn
I’ve also once gooned to twinks
Yet I dare to call myself a Christian, I’m nothing but a sinner.
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i dated a man for 2 months. i loved him
▶ №11762842[Quote]>>11762876
>>11762832nigga, i also gooned to kamala harris
except it was a deepfake
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>>11762841Why did you breakup ?
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>>11762857he was severely homophobic. hard being a faggot with a faggot who deeply hates faggots.
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>>11762842Deepfakes? That’s horrible.
The hyena >though
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>>11762885it happened so it's real
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geg i'm clean doe
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>>11762869In what way? Did he dislike you at all or…
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>>11762912Could you elaborate, if it isn't intrusive
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>>11762921no cause theres a good chance hes watching this thread and we made a promise to to share much. i think ive said too much. nigger nigger faggot
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>>11762939geg. alright then. I've heard nothing
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>>11762966So true! Praise Yahweh!
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>>11762869if you’re being serious your boyfriend is aryan
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>>11763026My mom does that raisin.
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i stare at hot womens boobs
▶ №11763066[Quote]>>11763082
i have a list of sharty raid targets & victims i want to rape
not fucking lying i generally just have a severe porn addiction
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>>11763059that shït look like a barnacle 💀
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>>11763066proof or your lying
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I gooned to a furry doujin. No, I don't regret it.
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i forced my younger brother to chug half a gallon of milk cause i caught him drinking out of the jug, i regrated it almost immediately after, he was fine aside from a stomache ache but i still feel bad about it.
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>>11763211regretted* eslGOD
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I once kicked a bunny, back whe i was like 14 years old me and my cousins were at the farm and started kicking things, my fucking cousin kicked a chicken and i kicked a bunny, the bunny fucking died, it was horrifying
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>>11763211I hope you live with guilt your entire life I’m sad for that poor caca kys
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>>11763231we were both cacas though, we aint that far apart in age
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>>11763226at least you got the mental fortitude to regret it and know it was bad, a psychopath nutjob wouldn't bat an eye
▶ №11763275[Quote]>>11763369>>11763864
just last night i cried really fucking hard because of a online friend
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>>11763372not me but its extremely personally but it was genuinely so embarrassing when i woke up
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>>11763384Sentient nameroll theory proves itself yet again
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>>11763384best thing you can do is stop looking at porn ever and stop gooning ever
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>>11763396Idk Fritz is just so cute and freaky I'd love to breed the fuck out of him. I'm definitely autistic vro💔🥀
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>>11763422I am trying to stop gooning forever it's just really hard or something
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>>11763455ask God for help
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Did I kill this thread by gooning to Fritz the cat?
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>>11763384fritz the cat? What the hell nigga. I wouldn't take this seriously but the "calling myself a christian" part makes me know that you're serious. You needa lock in twin 💔
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My deepest darkest secret is that I watched Transformers: The Last Knight when I was young and 5 rows ahead of me, some dude was getting a handjob from his girlfriend
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I edated a namefag foid & broke up with her yesterday
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>>11763826*probably a dude ngl but I hope not
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I’ve had a dream where I’ve kissed my best friend and I enjoyed it and wished it actually happened but I’m not gay
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Most of these threads are just people gooning to weird raisin
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>>11763838not gonna name any names because
(((SHE))) will lurk and find out
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>>11763856Atleast give me a clue nigga
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The furry version of Gibblezorpson is so hot, I just wanna bend him over, squish those fluffy ass cheeks, spread them wide open, get his tight hole all slick with lube and just BREED THE FUCK out of him. I want to use my cock to make him beg for more, to have him unable to walk for weeks and constantly dripping cum. I want him to be addicted to me, to beg for my touch, my scent, and my warm, steamy seed to fill him up every single day. I want his belly to be filled with my cum, and after many intense rounds I want to snuggle with him until we fall asleep together. I want to tease him every second of the day and give him all of my love before the main course, where I get to absolutely decimate him with my cock. I'd wake him up by stroking his cock causing him to get all flustered and horny, I'd give him a bunch of lil kisses throughout the day and get him all excited until I get to breed him. His moans would be absolutely wonderful as I break his ass and fill him, sometimes I'd put my sweaty underwear in his face and make him sniff just to make him even more horny. I want him to get hard when he even thinks about me. I would fuck him so hard his cock would bounce around and our balls would slap together in a beautiful symphony of moaning and begging from him until we both cum so much we fall asleep together.
I am warrior-z btw
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>>11763885nugget bites, pizza slices through the night.
▶ №11763923[Quote]>>11763928>>11763930
>>11763866shes on the 'ru, thats the only hint im giving
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>>11763937Bro dated the Hello Kitty girl
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>>11763937Why did you date the hello kitty girl chud
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>>11763943nope BUT they did interact a lot
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The existential threat that I always feel
Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel
Danger near, danger here
Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
And they all look away, look away
Can't they see the existential threat is on its way
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>>11763982
>nearly all of it is tranny cock
……
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>>11763989Good thing im not attracted to children because that grosses me the fuck out 🤢
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>>11764003Can you go back to 4cuck
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>>11763982
Antiswarthy camera roll
▶ №11764039[Quote]>>11764043>>11764078
>>11764003Every single time you post pornographic material, think about the actor being someone's son/daughter. If it is a drawing, think about it reducing the grey matter in your brain.
Godbless.
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>>11764039let me goon in peace nigga!!!
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The existential threat that I always feel
Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel
Danger near, danger here
Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
And they all look away, look away
Can't they see the existential threat is on its way
The existential threat that I tend to feel
When I'm walking down the street or right behind the wheel
Turning left, turning right
Trying to escape the cloud that's close enough to feel
And you may laugh out loud, laugh out loud
The existential threat is always hanging about
And you may say go away, say go away
The existential threat is never going away
Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Doubt they will, doubt they will
But I'm keen to try whatever, gimme that pill
And he said here's the bill, here's the bill
In the end they didn't work, I paid the whole bill
Because insurance won't, they just won't
Cover existential meds, I wish I had known
How should I react under this attack
Even when I'm standing up I feel I'm on my back
Quagmire here, quagmire there
I cannot elucidate the danger that is always there
But it is looming large, extra large
My semi-automatic weapon ready to discharge
But it's a futile act, better pack
The existential threat is bulletproof and looming large
Sartre and Camus seemed to understand
Something close to what I'm feeling though they were in France
Deux Magots they would go
Each comparing existential threats they came to blows
And then the crowds came near just to cheer
For the greatest existential threatened philosophe
And it is comforting, comforting
Then the comfort starts to very quickly fade away
Did I wake you up, sorry if I did
Guess I woke you up and also woke your little kid
Threat outside, let me hide
Just until the danger passes, then I'll go outside
And have to come again, once again
The existential threat is at your patio door
And do not let it in, let it in
When you fight the existential threat you will not win
The existential threat that I always feel
Lots of things have happened and I seek an even keel
Danger near,danger far
Nowhere to escape to and I'm racing in my car
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
As I now drive away, by the way
Can't you see the existential threat is on its way
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The existential threat that I always feel
Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel
Danger near, danger here
Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
And they all look away, look away
Can't they see the existential threat is on its way
The existential threat that I tend to feel
When I'm walking down the street or right behind the wheel
Turning left, turning right
Trying to escape the cloud that's close enough to feel
And you may laugh out loud, laugh out loud
The existential threat is always hanging about
And you may say go away, say go away
The existential threat is never going away
Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Doubt they will, doubt they will
But I'm keen to try whatever, gimme that pill
And he said here's the bill, here's the bill
In the end they didn't work, I paid the whole bill
Because insurance won't, they just won't
Cover existential meds, I wish I had known
How should I react under this attack
Even when I'm standing up I feel I'm on my back
Quagmire here, quagmire there
I cannot elucidate the danger that is always there
But it is looming large, extra large
My semi-automatic weapon ready to discharge
But it's a futile act, better pack
The existential threat is bulletproof and looming large
Sartre and Camus seemed to understand
Something close to what I'm feeling though they were in France
Deux Magots they would go
Each comparing existential threats they came to blows
And then the crowds came near just to cheer
For the greatest existential threatened philosophe
And it is comforting, comforting
Then the comfort starts to very quickly fade away
Did I wake you up, sorry if I did
Guess I woke you up and also woke your little kid
Threat outside, let me hide
Just until the danger passes, then I'll go outside
And have to come again, once again
The existential threat is at your patio door
And do not let it in, let it in
When you fight the existential threat you will not win
The existential threat that I always feel
Lots of things have happened and I seek an even keel
Danger near,danger far
Nowhere to escape to and I'm racing in my car
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
As I now drive away, by the way
Can't you see the existential threat is on its way
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>>11764007 GEG CAN YOU ACTUALLY BIGTEXT REPLIES
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>>11764039that will only make it better to some sick fucks here
▶ №11764080[Quote]>>11764084>>11764085
>>11764071
test, never even bigtexted in ages
▶ №11764082[Quote]>>11764095
>>11764071it bigtexts the highlighted post too
▶ №11764084[Quote]>>11764138>>11764142
>>11764071>>11764080you have to put an space between the reply text and the font format for the reply to work
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>>11764080 you have to space the symbols
▶ №11764088[Quote]>>11764119
The existential threat that I always feel
Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel
Danger near, danger here
Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
And they all look away, look away
Can't they see the existential threat is on its way
The existential threat that I tend to feel
When I'm walking down the street or right behind the wheel
Turning left, turning right
Trying to escape the cloud that's close enough to feel
And you may laugh out loud, laugh out loud
The existential threat is always hanging about
And you may say go away, say go away
The existential threat is never going away
Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Doubt they will, doubt they will
But I'm keen to try whatever, gimme that pill
And he said here's the bill, here's the bill
In the end they didn't work, I paid the whole bill
Because insurance won't, they just won't
Cover existential meds, I wish I had known
How should I react under this attack
Even when I'm standing up I feel I'm on my back
Quagmire here, quagmire there
I cannot elucidate the danger that is always there
But it is looming large, extra large
My semi-automatic weapon ready to discharge
But it's a futile act, better pack
The existential threat is bulletproof and looming large
Sartre and Camus seemed to understand
Something close to what I'm feeling though they were in France
Deux Magots they would go
Each comparing existential threats they came to blows
And then the crowds came near just to cheer
For the greatest existential threatened philosophe
And it is comforting, comforting
Then the comfort starts to very quickly fade away
Did I wake you up, sorry if I did
Guess I woke you up and also woke your little kid
Threat outside, let me hide
Just until the danger passes, then I'll go outside
And have to come again, once again
The existential threat is at your patio door
And do not let it in, let it in
When you fight the existential threat you will not win
The existential threat that I always feel
Lots of things have happened and I seek an even keel
Danger near,danger far
Nowhere to escape to and I'm racing in my car
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
As I now drive away, by the way
Can't you see the existential threat is on its way
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>>11763864also i drooled all over my pillow if you care
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I havent really done anything atrocious in life but there are a few things i regret
Im a little bit of a porn addict and are like in 50+ nsfw discord servers I try not interact there a lot, I solemnly swear to god that I do not goon to 'p for the record
I doxxed an EPI tranny on the 'tube, im not too sure if i should show regret for this because xhe did upload EPI fetish content which kind of lead to the person I am now bur doxxing her seemed a little hypocritical
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>>11763095>Angelford Sho HumpheresI hope that fucking troon 'p gooning faggot gets run over by a car, cant see his face without getting uneasy, he's a literal demon
