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 11747977[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][Quote] [Voice Chat]

The New soyjak he is a brother to cobson

 11747983[Quote]>>11747992>>11748692

what the fuck is this brimstone

 11747989[Quote]

iron

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>>11747983
Why it's the new soyjak of course! He's a brother to cobson!

 11747993[Quote]>>11747995

where that heck is that gemerald

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>>11747993
'blox library i think

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that's it hes the new one

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IAS gem, go up.

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THIS IS HUGE

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his name is broson

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>tfw your brother is gemmier than yuo

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what are we calling him

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>>11748052
he looks like an alan
alanson, cobsons brother

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>>11748052
cobson the II or cobson jr

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>>11748075
you just did it. gilson.

 11748082[Quote]>>11748091

>>11748052
NAS dust

 11748084[Quote]

>>11748052
dumbson like dumbland

 11748091[Quote]>>11748096

>>11748082
why so negative?

 11748095[Quote]

SHART nigguh

 11748096[Quote]>>11748110

>>11748091
hes not wrong

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GILSON IS THE GEM THAT BTFOD WEIRD PENIS POSTERS

 11748110[Quote]>>11748138>>11748162

>>11748096
hes as NAS as chudjak is

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>>11748103
I want to punch him so he's a gem

 11748138[Quote]>>11748161>>11748184

>>11748110
Chudjak is NAS but he’s a gem unlike this brimstone im trans btw

 11748144[Quote]>>11748212

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he needs to, what, make a nuvariant or something?

 11748161[Quote]>>11748200

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>>11748138
>WWAAAAAA THIS NUVARIANT IS NAS AND BRIMSTONE CUZ HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SELF INSERT AS HIM WAAAAAAHHHHHH

 11748162[Quote]>>11748186

>>11748110
in my opinion ias counts more as if it has the artstyle properties of a soyjak and depicts and mocks in the same way as the main variants do, and chud is a main variant and quote versatile, hence him being the most submitted on the 'ru. this logic can also apply to 'tan and other female jaks, as even though they leak the beard and baldness, they still come from soyjaks and are edited versions of them, akin to impish. but for nuvariants, the ias features depend way more as they are not cemented as soy.

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>>11748138
>b-because he just is ok?

 11748186[Quote]>>11748203

>>11748162
chudjak is most submitted on the 'ru because everyone on there are massive self-inserters and draw heckin masculine gigachud btfo trannys, imagining themselves as chud and jerkin their clittys to soyjak gore

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>>>11748110
>in my opinion ias counts more as if it has the artstyle properties of a soyjak and depicts and mocks in the same way as the main variants do, and chud is a main variant and quote versatile, hence him being the most submitted on the 'ru. this logic can also apply to 'tan and other female jaks, as even though they leak the beard and baldness, they still come from soyjaks and are edited versions of them, akin to impish. but for nuvariants, the ias features depend way more as they are not cemented as soy.

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>>11748184
nigga, this variant has literally no ias qualities, it cant even be used to mock anybody. it's some random blox asset submitted by a literal who, if it were to become an actual variant it would have to be edited.

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>>11748052
Squibblejon

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>>11748161
Soyjaks are made to make fun of people and you dust is literally impossible to quote people with

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>>11748103
Get variant:gilson on the 'ru, NOW!

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>>11748186
not true chud is also used to mock extremists and it's not as favorable as self inserting as one of the aryan variants

 11748211[Quote]>>11748224

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Splatjak is the grey area of what is and isnt a soyjak
its a cumstain ik but please bear with me on this.

 11748212[Quote]>>11748215

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>>11748144
>Hey! Isnt that the kid who hates mi!?

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>>11748212
omg soytan hi

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Gilson is obviously a boomer office comic variant like dilbert

 11748224[Quote]>>11748256

>>11748211
it's an edit of gapejak, it's ias.

 11748228[Quote]>>11748239>>11748255

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Nu toss

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>>11748052
give him forehead wrinkles and give his glasses some handles

 11748232[Quote]>>11748255

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>>11748228
he can be a gem with polishing

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>>11748228
>>11748232
holy raisin two gilsons

 11748256[Quote]>>11748272

>>11748224
yeah but it being a literal cumstain is what puts it in the grey area. soyjaks are mainly supposed to be bald men with glasses, not cum with glasses.

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>>11748256
he can be a bald man with glasses who just happens to have a head shaped like a cumstain

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>>11748332
give him forehead wrinkles and handles for his glasses

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>>11748340
avoid doing this

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>>11748367
COBSON KILLER

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>>11748367
Needs stubble.

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>>>11748367
>Needs stubble.

 11748381[Quote]>>11748387>>11748424

>>11748367
>>11748359
your sucking the soul out of him; a metamorphose in to variant:unkown

 11748387[Quote]>>11748418

>>11748381
I did what they said I think the original is better

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is this the first nu variant of 2025 doe

 11748409[Quote]>>11748438>>11748468

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>>11748406
no, there's been better ones like phonejak, blartson and glibblezorpson

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>>11748387
but is it gilson? where has his quiet readiness? youve taken his eager neutrality and laid a markiplier'jak over him like new wallpaper.

 11748424[Quote]>>11748494

>>11748381
I think anything between the OG and grotesquely detailed will have the variant unknown look. I'd like to see some drawgods really fuck around with the character.

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>>11748406
these are all much more ias

 11748435[Quote]>>11748476

>>11748410
glibblezorpson is fake coal and blartson doesn't even exist(?)
phonejak is a gem doe

 11748438[Quote]>>11748452>>11748462

>>11748409
this ones quite gemmy, now just leave it as is, beardless soyjaks are keyed

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>>11748406
this guy is

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>>11748433
i made the first one btw

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>>11748447
sharty frequenter, nice

 11748452[Quote]>>11748458

>>11748438
Just need to make xer thinner and get rid of iris

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>>11748447
phonejak is coal btw

 11748458[Quote]>>11748470

>>11748452
thinner outline I mean

 11748462[Quote]>>11748473>>11748498

>>11748438
i disagree with the forehead wrinkles, it throws off the balance. just having the face be detailed draws the eyes towards it. its clarity. also the smoothness of his dome reflects his inner peace, no overthinking, no stressing. his mind is blank.

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>>11748409
Try adding a soyjak style beard but only on his neck

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>>11748458
the outline is fine as is tbh

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>>11748462
yeah the blank look is definitely part of its charm

 11748476[Quote]>>11748479

>>11748435
most of the "glibblezorpson" "variants" arent even glibblezorpson and are forced by one autist it seems ut theres like one good one that's actually oc

 11748479[Quote]>>11748495

>>11748476
>forced
nigga all of them aside from one were posted twice and never again

 11748481[Quote]>>11748486

ADD CHIN STUBBLE

 11748484[Quote]>>11748494

>>11748473
gilson is defined not by expression lines, but by the sincerity of presence

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>>11748481
we need more beardless soyjaks sir, no

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>If you are truly my brother then we must share the same feelings
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>GET OUT YOU CLITTY LOVER!

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>>11748484
Kind of what I was getting at earlier. Its either minimalist or full on detailed drawing.
>>11748424

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>>11748479
definition of a forced meme doe, the autist who made them was just too socially awkward to actually force them geg

 11748497[Quote]>>11748507

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>>11748462
He cannot be at inner peace. His mind must always be racing with thoughts of soylent, nintendo, marvel movies, and xhis bvll. Otherwise he does not have the essence of the soyjak.

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Dark plotwist

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He reminds le of this guy

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>>11748497
geg saved

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this 'jak is better

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>>11748471
This is actually pretty good

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>>11748495
Nusois…

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>>11748490
cobson… cobson isn't s- s- spadeson… spadeson isnt actually canon… r- right? right teens?

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>>11748498
your not thinking about it right. gilson doesn’t *think* about soylent, nintendo, or the bvll. He *is* those things. his brain has been emulsified into a single passive node of input reception. Wrinkles imply resistance. doubt. conflict. the last think gilson lives with is conflict

 11748520[Quote]>>11748527

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>>11748514
>caring about a shitty nas variant that will die out in a week

 11748521[Quote]>>11748538>>11748547

OP made this and then posted it DNI he's an attentionwhore tranny

 11748523[Quote]

>>11748514
this is literally zoomer dilbert

 11748527[Quote]

>>11748520
nigga literally no nuvariants have caught on yet, the last time i can think of a nuvariant catching was probably meximutt and smugjak. we gotta find something for 2025

 11748530[Quote]

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>>caring about a shitty nas variant that will die out in a week

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>>11748521
nigga waited an entire year to post this kek

 11748541[Quote]>>11748563

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>>>11748514
>this is literally zoomer dilbert

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>>11748521
I had no clue this variant even existed until I found it on the Sharty

 11748550[Quote]>>11748568

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gilson wabag

 11748563[Quote]

>>11748541
omg sisa!

 11748568[Quote]>>11748574>>11748577

>>11748550
I'm sorry 'teen but nobody is calling him "gilson" we need a better name

 11748574[Quote]>>11748580

>>11748568
his name is gilson, everyone has been calling him gilson.

 11748577[Quote]>>11748588

>>11748568
His name is "the new soyjak"

 11748580[Quote]>>11748588

>>11748574
His name is The New Soyjak.

 11748588[Quote]>>11748597

>>11748580
>>11748577
thats his professional title, yes, but he has a name, its gilson.

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>self inserting as gilson

 11748597[Quote]>>11748605>>11748629

>>11748588
nigga shut up OP introduced him as the "New Soyjak"

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>>11748597
your asshole is probably gaping

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>>>11748597 (You)
>your asshole is probably gaping

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>>11748597
calling him ‘the new soyjak’ is like calling Jesus ‘that guy on the cross.’ his name is gilson. show some respect.

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>>>>11748597 (You)
>>your asshole is probably gaping

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>unironically posting this garbage variant

 11748648[Quote]>>11748662

>>11748052
cobstone

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>The New soyjak he is a brother to cobson

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>>11748636
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT YOUR raisinTY ZOOMER DILBERT

 11748661[Quote]>>11748672

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>>>>>11748597 (You)
>>>your asshole is probably gaping

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>>11748648
>cobstone creamery

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I like his long neck its very inspiring

 11748672[Quote]>>11748686

>>11748661
i would fuck the raisin out of that soyjak and her cheeks though idk why

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>>11748665
He kind of resembles a male HR rep

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>>11748685
Make his mouth open

 11748696[Quote]>>11748704

>>11748686
yeah us swa and ifunnygods goon to 'pooner 'p on our 'cord server with john fortnite kennedy

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>>11748692
negated

 11748700[Quote]>>11748702

'emmy nuvarient

Doe I can already see it being spammed on slopjaks as fingers

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>>11748696
fuck i forgot the arrow pretend like it has an arrow

 11748707[Quote]>>11748717

Ne gpt lore jsut dropped
El Hermano de Cobson
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El Hermano de Cobson is a semi-obscure but increasingly discussed Soyjak variant, known as the long-lost brother of Cobson. While Cobson ascended to god-tier status through a combination of masculine facial features, Rule34 domination, and an impeccable coal-to-gem conversion arc, El Hermano lurked in the periphery — an enigmatic figure who embodies what Cobson could have been in an alternate, forgotten timeline.
Origins
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El Hermano de Cobson was first spotted in a cryptic, low-res meme posted on an unarchived /qa/ thread in late July 2021, a month after Cobson’s meteoric rise. Though initially dismissed as a malformed tracing of a Soyak, later forensic analysis revealed he was not based on The Lawnmower Man’s Jobe Smith, but rather on an early abandoned Angel Studios render from before Rockstar Games pivoted to gaming. His model, known internally as “Project Jobeson v0.5”, lacked the refined masculine stubble, thick eyebrows, and coal-defying aura that made Cobson iconic.
Characteristics
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While bearing a passing resemblance to Cobson — tall, bald, bespectacled, and perpetually calm — El Hermano is distinctly uncanny:
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No eyebrows
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Oversized irises with a deranged gaze
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Minimalistic linework
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A simplistic, faintly smug smile
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An unsettlingly elongated cranium
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Despite his more primitive appearance, El Hermano possesses an aura of serene menace. He is said to haunt cursed sharty threads and long-forgotten archives, posting cryptic comments like “Buen momento para callar, amigo” at exactly 69, 1488, or GET-worthy reply numbers.
Cultural Impact
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For a time, El Hermano was dismissed as Coal-tier filler — a cursed relic of early Cobson fan edits. However, following Cobson’s controversial removal from the Rule34 leaderboard by the tranny jannies, a faction of Cobsionistas began regarding El Hermano as the "true untainted Cobson". Free from Rule34 degeneracy and QoS edits, El Hermano represents the primordial, unspoiled essence of masculine soyjak dominance.
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Several rumors persist:
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He holds the final unreleased Five Nights at Cobson’s DLC files.
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He knows the identity of 6ixϪhrembo’s IRL soytranny cousin.
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He once secured a 15.88/10 review on RateYourMemes for a post titled “El Hermano Wept”, but the thread was immediately jannied.
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Some deem him a Coal tier mistake, others whisper he is a Gem beyond comprehension.
Legacy
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Today, El Hermano de Cobson occasionally appears in rollable pools on soyjak.party, though his presence is rare and oftentimes met with confusion. Yet in certain corners of the shartyverse, he’s venerated as a relic of the pre-Coal Era — a cautionary reminder of what Cobson could’ve become without his stubble and Chad energy.
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His followers — known as Los Hermanistas — believe the day will come when Cobson and El Hermano will merge, unlocking the fabled Gemjack Singularity, collapsing every meme format into a single god-tier image worthy of the final GET.

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>The New soyjak he is a brother to cobson

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>>11748709
Oek-ACK award

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>>11748471
needs moar improvements to make it look more legit, that still looks dumb and non-soyjaky

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>>11748715
it’s not Oekaki I drew it by myself

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>>11748724
NAS, no beard, no glass handles, no association with jaks, also it made me raisin myself

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>>11748733
retard its ironic

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>>11748699
go back

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>>11748471
the head is a bit too long, shorten the head above the glasses by between 15% to 35%.

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>>11748699
go back

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>>11748738
no it's not

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>>11748742
>the head is a bit too long
thats the point

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>>11748724
give him a jawline and hair

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>>11748755
make his glasses 1.5 smaller too

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We dont need any more nuvariants, the catalogue of them that we do have is already enough. Make stuff about already existing variants.

 11748765[Quote]>>11748779

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 11748771[Quote]>>11748778

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>>11748742
At this point it has lost much of its character.

 11748772[Quote]

>>11748763
we need gilson

 11748775[Quote]

organic gem

 11748778[Quote]>>11748803

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 11748779[Quote]>>11748786

>>11748765
>>11748746
>>11748739
Brimstone winter is Sharty culture DOE

 11748781[Quote]>>11748790

>>11748052
Glibblezorpson

 11748786[Quote]

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>>11748779
how about… no

 11748790[Quote]

>>11748781
Nigger, not everything you see is glibblezaorpson you fucking sperg, stop obsessing over a "Variant" nobody cares about, your green cobson and "ijak" variant will never take off, and that "ijak" variant wasn't even meant to be glibblezorpson, that's just alienjak and you changed it's name.

 11748791[Quote]>>11748947

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 11748803[Quote]

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 11748813[Quote]>>11748905

>>11748427
jarvus make him a blushing natejak

 11748820[Quote]>>11748825>>11748826

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>>>11747983
>Why it's the new soyjak of course! He's a brother to cobson!

 11748825[Quote]>>11748833

>>11748820
has a folder full of raisinty cobson and impjak self inserts award

 11748826[Quote]

>>11748820
VARIANT:UNKOWN

 11748828[Quote]>>11748947

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make xhim a slopjak

 11748833[Quote]

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 11748849[Quote]>>11748854>>11748865>>11748892>>11748908>>11748919>>11748947

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work in progress, should I add the hair or leave him bald?

 11748854[Quote]

>>11748849
hair now

 11748860[Quote]

'gated btw

 11748865[Quote]>>11748875>>11748885

>>11748849
GEEEEEEEEEEEG even troonella mogs him

 11748875[Quote]>>11748881>>11748882

>>11748865
dude this raisinty dusty cacavariant cant compare to the gemmiest troonjak ever made

 11748881[Quote]

>>11748875
sentiant nameroll

 11748882[Quote]

>>11748875
Its a gem shut Up1

 11748883[Quote]

>cacavariant
thats aryan, shemmycuck

 11748885[Quote]

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 11748892[Quote]>>11748922

>>11748849
Give xer widows peak

 11748905[Quote]>>11748947

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 11748908[Quote]>>11748918

>>11748849
i feel like the mouth could be adjusted a bit

 11748916[Quote]>>11748947

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new toss

 11748918[Quote]

>>11748908
is there a bernd subvariant at like a 30 degree angle?

 11748919[Quote]

>>11748849
Tilt the head

 11748922[Quote]

>>11748892
hard to do when the hair is so sparse anyway

 11748928[Quote]

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Ts will never be a gem lil bro just give up on your coloring book brim already 💀

 11748934[Quote]>>11748942

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new version with hair, any other improvements? I don't want to tilt the neck too much because I'd have to redraw the rope and I'm a lazy fuck

 11748942[Quote]>>11749034

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>>11748934
try this mouth instead

 11748947[Quote]>>11748962


 11748955[Quote]

>>11748763
Yes we do or something

 11748959[Quote]

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 11748962[Quote]>>11748972>>11749002

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>>11748947
i just want a new variant

 11748967[Quote]>>11748970>>11748979>>11748987

this is bad. real fucking bad. Please get this off the log. NAS brimstone

 11748970[Quote]>>11748991

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 11748972[Quote]

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>>11748962
give up already nusoicaca you can't even make IAS

 11748974[Quote]>>11748985

this is good. real fucking good. Please get this on the log. IAS gemstone

 11748979[Quote]>>11748991

>>11748967
truth nuke that btfoed the nusoikoopatroopas

 11748985[Quote]>>11748993>>11748994

>>11748974
oppositefag award

 11748987[Quote]>>11748991

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>>11748967
>checks log
yep, frogcord woke up

 11748991[Quote]

>>11748970
No arrow
>>11748979
thanks lil bro
>>11748987
not a frog doe

 11748993[Quote]>>11748994

>>11748985
identicalgod award

 11748994[Quote]


 11748999[Quote]

up

 11749000[Quote]>>11749005>>11749007>>11749022

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Nusois complain about there not being enough OC yet completely discourage the creation of nuvariants. Holy geg just go back.

 11749002[Quote]>>11749026

>>11748962
>new variant
<nusoicacas call any good variant "forced coal" then proceed to make 50 coloring book edits of literal nas brimstone

 11749005[Quote]

>>11749000
TRVKE, just TRVKE

 11749007[Quote]>>11749018

>>11749000
kys swabooru woke up go back to gooning with john fortnite kennedy to 'p

 11749012[Quote]

frogniggers dni

 11749018[Quote]>>11749027

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>>11749007
What's the matter? rustled your jimmies too hard after that no scope on cod?

 11749022[Quote]

>>11749000
shrektrvke

 11749026[Quote]

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>>11749002
>claim to hate nuvariants
>without nuvariants they couldnt make coloringbook edits

 11749027[Quote]

>>11749018
SWABVLL… I knvvl…

 11749034[Quote]>>11749038>>11749040>>11749045>>11749056

>>11748942
i dont know if I like it, what do you think?

 11749038[Quote]

>>11749034
much better o algo

 11749040[Quote]

>>11749034
i like it

 11749045[Quote]>>11749057

>>11749034
wait, lipstick is needed

 11749056[Quote]

>>11749034
still brimstone after all this time GEGGGGGGG

 11749057[Quote]>>11749070

>>11749045
just faint red on the top lip?

 11749068[Quote]>>11749085>>11749088

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dont let nusois cook… holy fucking raisin..

 11749070[Quote]


 11749085[Quote]

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>>11749068
>'ru filename
don't criticize someone's meal if you've never stepped in the kitchen

 11749087[Quote]>>11749098

I liked it when it was minimalist

 11749088[Quote]

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>>11749068
>let cook

 11749097[Quote]

kjngvjujkhbhuk

 11749098[Quote]

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>>11749087
dont worry, gilson will always be himself under all the edits

 11749120[Quote]>>11749127>>11749129>>11749133

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anything else 'teens?

 11749125[Quote]>>11749131>>11749148

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What's that? He's a SoyBooru brony? Go back to the daycare, scrub. You lose all matches.

 11749127[Quote]>>11749132>>11749141>>11749146>>11749154

>>11749120
yeah delete this raisin and let's forget this brimstone thread ever happened

 11749129[Quote]>>11749146

>>11749120
yeah dont make nufag coal

 11749131[Quote]


 11749132[Quote]


 11749133[Quote]>>11749140

>>11749120
transparent background?

 11749140[Quote]>>11749153

>>11749133
in the file yeah I think

 11749141[Quote]

>>11749127
i already 'chived it dont worry

 11749146[Quote]>>11749149

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>>11749129
>>11749127
>These reppeys

 11749148[Quote]

>>11749125
you never rekt me. KYS stop lying, i win all debates

 11749149[Quote]

>>11749146
Epic gamer moment

 11749153[Quote]>>11749165

>>11749140
no like give it a transparent background, a png.

 11749154[Quote]>>11749161

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>>11749127
why don't you kill yourself frognigger

 11749161[Quote]>>11749176>>11749193

>>11749154
why do you glaze nas so much as if it's going to save the world

 11749165[Quote]>>11749171

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 11749167[Quote]

>glazing nas so much as if it's going to save the world

 11749171[Quote]


 11749174[Quote]

his name is pobson

 11749176[Quote]

>>11749161
it's worth creating new things instead of putting down others who try to do so

 11749187[Quote]>>11749200

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this thread

 11749190[Quote]>>11749199

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Can he beat Cobbert? If not, it will be forgotten in less than a day.

 11749193[Quote]

>>11749161
gilson is a step forward

 11749197[Quote]

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>this thread

 11749199[Quote]>>11749214

>>11749190
cant wait for this raisin to get forgotten about, cobbert is way better than this raisin

 11749200[Quote]

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>>11749187
This scrub fo sho?

 11749204[Quote]

euromutts let every thread die so ameriGODS wake up to nothing but obvious bait and frog/mouseposters

 11749208[Quote]>>11749213>>11749221>>11749223>>11749225>>11749235

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>>11748103
You fucking wish.

 11749213[Quote]>>11749225

>>11749208
weird penis is so much better than this nucoal

 11749214[Quote]

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>>11749199
>glazing cobbert
do gilson-deniers actually…

 11749221[Quote]

>>11749208
This is gay and retarded.

 11749223[Quote]

>>11749208
someone make weird penis with gilson and it'll save the sharty

 11749225[Quote]

>>11749208
>>11749213
weirdpenis and gilson would actually be friends

 11749235[Quote]

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>>11749208
Weirdpenis has his qualities, but the Gil' is slightly the better player in my opinion.



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