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what the fuck is this brimstone
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iron
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>>11747983Why it's the new soyjak of course! He's a brother to cobson!
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where that heck is that gemerald
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>>11747993'blox library i think
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that's it hes the new one
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IAS gem, go up.
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THIS IS HUGE
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his name is broson
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>>11748052he looks like an alan
alanson, cobsons brother
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>>11748052cobson the II or cobson jr
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>>11748075you just did it. gilson.
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>>11748052dumbson like dumbland
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SHART nigguh
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>>11748103I want to punch him so he's a gem
▶ №11748138[Quote]>>11748161>>11748184
>>11748110Chudjak is NAS but he’s a gem unlike this brimstone im trans btw
▶ №11748162[Quote]>>11748186
>>11748110in my opinion ias counts more as if it has the artstyle properties of a soyjak and depicts and mocks in the same way as the main variants do, and chud is a main variant and quote versatile, hence him being the most submitted on the 'ru. this logic can also apply to 'tan and other female jaks, as even though they leak the beard and baldness, they still come from soyjaks and are edited versions of them, akin to impish. but for nuvariants, the ias features depend way more as they are not cemented as soy.
▶ №11748186[Quote]>>11748203
>>11748162chudjak is most submitted on the 'ru because everyone on there are massive self-inserters and draw heckin masculine gigachud btfo trannys, imagining themselves as chud and jerkin their clittys to soyjak gore
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>>11748184nigga, this variant has literally no ias qualities, it cant even be used to mock anybody. it's some random blox asset submitted by a literal who, if it were to become an actual variant it would have to be edited.
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>>11748161Soyjaks are made to make fun of people and you dust is literally impossible to quote people with
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>>11748103Get variant:gilson on the 'ru,
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>>11748186not true chud is also used to mock extremists and it's not as favorable as self inserting as one of the aryan variants
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Gilson is obviously a boomer office comic variant like dilbert
▶ №11748224[Quote]>>11748256
>>11748211it's an edit of gapejak, it's ias.
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>>11748052give him forehead wrinkles and give his glasses some handles
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>>11748228he can be a gem with polishing
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>>11748228>>11748232holy raisin two gilsons
▶ №11748256[Quote]>>11748272
>>11748224yeah but it being a literal cumstain is what puts it in the grey area. soyjaks are mainly supposed to be bald men with glasses, not cum with glasses.
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>>11748256he can be a bald man with glasses who just happens to have a head shaped like a cumstain
▶ №11748340[Quote]>>11748349>>11748359>>11748367
>>11748332give him forehead wrinkles and handles for his glasses
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>>11748340avoid doing this
▶ №11748381[Quote]>>11748387>>11748424
>>11748367>>11748359your sucking the soul out of him; a metamorphose in to variant:unkown
▶ №11748387[Quote]>>11748418
>>11748381I did what they said I think the original is better
▶ №11748406[Quote]>>11748410>>11748433>>11748442
is this the first nu variant of 2025 doe
▶ №11748410[Quote]>>11748435
>>11748406no, there's been better ones like phonejak, blartson and glibblezorpson
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>>11748387but is it gilson? where has his quiet readiness? youve taken his eager neutrality and laid a markiplier'jak over him like new wallpaper.
▶ №11748424[Quote]>>11748494
>>11748381I think anything between the OG and grotesquely detailed will have the variant unknown look. I'd like to see some drawgods really fuck around with the character.
▶ №11748435[Quote]>>11748476
>>11748410glibblezorpson is fake coal and blartson doesn't even exist(?)
phonejak is a gem doe
▶ №11748438[Quote]>>11748452>>11748462
>>11748409this ones quite gemmy, now just leave it as is, beardless soyjaks are keyed
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>>11748447sharty frequenter, nice
▶ №11748452[Quote]>>11748458
>>11748438Just need to make xer thinner and get rid of iris
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>>11748447phonejak is coal btw
▶ №11748458[Quote]>>11748470
>>11748452thinner outline I mean
▶ №11748462[Quote]>>11748473>>11748498
>>11748438i disagree with the forehead wrinkles, it throws off the balance. just having the face be detailed draws the eyes towards it. its clarity. also the smoothness of his dome reflects his inner peace, no overthinking, no stressing. his mind is blank.
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>>11748409Try adding a soyjak style beard but only on his neck
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>>11748458the outline is fine as is tbh
▶ №11748473[Quote]>>11748484
>>11748462yeah the blank look is definitely part of its charm
▶ №11748476[Quote]>>11748479
>>11748435most of the "glibblezorpson" "variants" arent even glibblezorpson and are forced by one autist it seems ut theres like one good one that's actually oc
▶ №11748479[Quote]>>11748495
>>11748476>forcednigga all of them aside from one were posted twice and never again
▶ №11748481[Quote]>>11748486
ADD CHIN STUBBLE
▶ №11748484[Quote]>>11748494
>>11748473gilson is defined not by expression lines, but by the sincerity of presence
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>>11748481we need more beardless soyjaks sir, no
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>>11748484Kind of what I was getting at earlier. Its either minimalist or full on detailed drawing.
>>11748424 ▶ №11748495[Quote]>>11748510
>>11748479definition of a forced meme doe, the autist who made them was just too socially awkward to actually force them geg
▶ №11748498[Quote]>>11748514
>>11748462He cannot be at inner peace. His mind must always be racing with thoughts of soylent, nintendo, marvel movies, and xhis bvll. Otherwise he does not have the essence of the soyjak.
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>>11748471This is actually pretty good
▶ №11748514[Quote]>>11748520>>11748523
>>11748498your not thinking about it right. gilson doesn’t *think* about soylent, nintendo, or the bvll. He *is* those things. his brain has been emulsified into a single passive node of input reception. Wrinkles imply resistance. doubt. conflict. the last think gilson lives with is conflict
▶ №11748521[Quote]>>11748538>>11748547
OP made this and then posted it DNI he's an attentionwhore tranny
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>>11748514this is literally zoomer dilbert
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>>11748520nigga literally no nuvariants have caught on yet, the last time i can think of a nuvariant catching was probably meximutt and smugjak. we gotta find something for 2025
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>>11748521nigga waited an entire year to post this kek
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>>11748521I had no clue this variant even existed until I found it on the Sharty
▶ №11748568[Quote]>>11748574>>11748577
>>11748550I'm sorry 'teen but nobody is calling him "gilson" we need a better name
▶ №11748574[Quote]>>11748580
>>11748568his name is gilson, everyone has been calling him gilson.
▶ №11748588[Quote]>>11748597
>>11748580>>11748577thats his professional title, yes, but he has a name, its gilson.
▶ №11748597[Quote]>>11748605>>11748629
>>11748588nigga shut up OP introduced him as the "New Soyjak"
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>>11748597your asshole is probably gaping
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>>11748597calling him ‘the new soyjak’ is like calling Jesus ‘that guy on the cross.’ his name is gilson. show some respect.
▶ №11748672[Quote]>>11748686
>>11748661i would fuck the raisin out of that soyjak and her cheeks though idk why
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>>11748665He kind of resembles a male HR rep
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>>11748685Make his mouth open
▶ №11748696[Quote]>>11748704
>>11748686yeah us swa and ifunnygods goon to 'pooner 'p on our 'cord server with john fortnite kennedy
▶ №11748700[Quote]>>11748702
'emmy nuvarient
Doe I can already see it being spammed on slopjaks as fingers
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Ne gpt lore jsut dropped
El Hermano de Cobson
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El Hermano de Cobson is a semi-obscure but increasingly discussed Soyjak variant, known as the long-lost brother of Cobson. While Cobson ascended to god-tier status through a combination of masculine facial features, Rule34 domination, and an impeccable coal-to-gem conversion arc, El Hermano lurked in the periphery — an enigmatic figure who embodies what Cobson could have been in an alternate, forgotten timeline.
Origins
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El Hermano de Cobson was first spotted in a cryptic, low-res meme posted on an unarchived /qa/ thread in late July 2021, a month after Cobson’s meteoric rise. Though initially dismissed as a malformed tracing of a Soyak, later forensic analysis revealed he was not based on The Lawnmower Man’s Jobe Smith, but rather on an early abandoned Angel Studios render from before Rockstar Games pivoted to gaming. His model, known internally as “Project Jobeson v0.5”, lacked the refined masculine stubble, thick eyebrows, and coal-defying aura that made Cobson iconic.
Characteristics
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While bearing a passing resemblance to Cobson — tall, bald, bespectacled, and perpetually calm — El Hermano is distinctly uncanny:
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No eyebrows
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Oversized irises with a deranged gaze
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Minimalistic linework
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A simplistic, faintly smug smile
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An unsettlingly elongated cranium
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Despite his more primitive appearance, El Hermano possesses an aura of serene menace. He is said to haunt cursed sharty threads and long-forgotten archives, posting cryptic comments like “Buen momento para callar, amigo” at exactly 69, 1488, or GET-worthy reply numbers.
Cultural Impact
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For a time, El Hermano was dismissed as Coal-tier filler — a cursed relic of early Cobson fan edits. However, following Cobson’s controversial removal from the Rule34 leaderboard by the tranny jannies, a faction of Cobsionistas began regarding El Hermano as the "true untainted Cobson". Free from Rule34 degeneracy and QoS edits, El Hermano represents the primordial, unspoiled essence of masculine soyjak dominance.
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Several rumors persist:
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He holds the final unreleased Five Nights at Cobson’s DLC files.
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He knows the identity of 6ixϪhrembo’s IRL soytranny cousin.
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He once secured a 15.88/10 review on RateYourMemes for a post titled “El Hermano Wept”, but the thread was immediately jannied.
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Some deem him a Coal tier mistake, others whisper he is a Gem beyond comprehension.
Legacy
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Today, El Hermano de Cobson occasionally appears in rollable pools on soyjak.party, though his presence is rare and oftentimes met with confusion. Yet in certain corners of the shartyverse, he’s venerated as a relic of the pre-Coal Era — a cautionary reminder of what Cobson could’ve become without his stubble and Chad energy.
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His followers — known as Los Hermanistas — believe the day will come when Cobson and El Hermano will merge, unlocking the fabled Gemjack Singularity, collapsing every meme format into a single god-tier image worthy of the final GET.
▶ №11748719[Quote]>>11748724
>>11748471needs moar improvements to make it look more legit, that still looks dumb and non-soyjaky
▶ №11748723[Quote]>>11748728
>>11748715it’s not Oekaki I drew it by myself
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>>11748724NAS, no beard, no glass handles, no association with jaks, also it made me raisin myself
▶ №11748738[Quote]>>11748753
>>11748733retard its ironic
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>>11748471the head is a bit too long, shorten the head above the glasses by between 15% to 35%.
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>>11748742>the head is a bit too longthats the point
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>>11748724give him a jawline and hair
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>>11748755make his glasses 1.5 smaller too
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organic gem
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>>11748765>>11748746>>11748739Brimstone winter is Sharty culture DOE
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>>11748781Nigger, not everything you see is glibblezaorpson you fucking sperg, stop obsessing over a "Variant" nobody cares about, your green cobson and "ijak" variant will never take off, and that "ijak" variant wasn't even meant to be glibblezorpson, that's just alienjak and you changed it's name.
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>>11748427jarvus make him a blushing natejak
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>>11748820has a folder full of raisinty cobson and impjak self inserts award
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'gated btw
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>>11748849GEEEEEEEEEEEG even troonella mogs him
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>>11748865dude this raisinty dusty cacavariant cant compare to the gemmiest troonjak ever made
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>>11748875sentiant nameroll
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>>11748875Its a gem shut Up1
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>cacavariant
thats aryan, shemmycuck
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>>11748849Give xer widows peak
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>>11748849i feel like the mouth could be adjusted a bit
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>>11748908is there a bernd subvariant at like a 30 degree angle?
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>>11748892hard to do when the hair is so sparse anyway
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>>11748763Yes we do or something
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this is bad. real fucking bad. Please get this off the log. NAS brimstone
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this is good. real fucking good. Please get this on the log. IAS gemstone
▶ №11748979[Quote]>>11748991
>>11748967truth nuke that btfoed the nusoikoopatroopas
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>>11748970No arrow
>>11748979thanks lil bro
>>11748987not a frog doe
▶ №11749007[Quote]>>11749018
>>11749000kys swabooru woke up go back to gooning with john fortnite kennedy to 'p
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frogniggers dni
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>>11749018SWABVLL… I knvvl…
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>>11749034much better o algo
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>>11749034wait, lipstick is needed
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>>11749034still brimstone after all this time GEGGGGGGG
▶ №11749057[Quote]>>11749070
>>11749045just faint red on the top lip?
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I liked it when it was minimalist
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kjngvjujkhbhuk
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>>11749120yeah delete this raisin and let's forget this brimstone thread ever happened
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>>11749120yeah dont make nufag coal
▶ №11749133[Quote]>>11749140
>>11749120transparent background?
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>>11749127i already 'chived it dont worry
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>>11749125you never rekt me. KYS stop lying, i win all debates
▶ №11749153[Quote]>>11749165
>>11749140no like give it a transparent background, a png.
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>>11749154why do you glaze nas so much as if it's going to save the world
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his name is pobson
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>>11749161it's worth creating new things instead of putting down others who try to do so
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>>11749161gilson is a step forward
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>>11749190cant wait for this raisin to get forgotten about, cobbert is way better than this raisin
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euromutts let every thread die so ameriGODS wake up to nothing but obvious bait and frog/mouseposters
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>>11749208weird penis is so much better than this nucoal
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>>11749208This is gay and retarded.
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>>11749208someone make weird penis with gilson and it'll save the sharty
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>>11749208>>11749213weirdpenis and gilson would actually be friends
