R: 9 / I: 2
I fucking love when people clog up the 'ru with templates for 'jaks nobody is ever going to use keep doing it because I fucking love it

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Friendly reminder to everyone reading that porn is completely healthy and normal with no side effects being proven whatsoever.
>b-but
No, you were never going to approach women in the first place, quitting porn wouldn't help you.
>da JOO-
Porn has been around for as long as humanity has existed. The jews have nothing to do with it.

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were inside this niggers PC with a rat.
'cados WILL be opened.
passwords WILL be leaked.
SLOWBURN IT FOR A WHILE, DON'T SPERG OUT LIKE A RETARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjy-I9oZQLo

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Marge is this an inside job or has the ‘arty fallen to the cadocord

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Why is cado allowed again? Did quote realize the site was dying?

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SERVER IP (paste this into your browser search bar and hit enter, if you've downloaded byond it will work, guest accoutns allowed)
byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8622

Main thread: >>>/mtv/83563

What is Space Station 13
Space station 13 is a deception game taken place onboard a space station owned by a megacorporation thats bordering on being its own government entity. It is very similar to Trouble in Terrorist Town and players may choose from around 45 jobs to play as all with unique mechanics and gameplay, while a select few percent of the crew are selected to be Antagonists, their goal to stop the operations of the space station or whatever else may be required of them and are given a unique set of abillities and equipment to do so, they might be shapeshifting aliens, rival corporations with smuggled equipment, or part of radical cults with real magic.

How do I join?
Download byond from https://files.catbox.moe/6zmmyw.zip
Let it download into the default directory it wants to, but if you don't have space there it should be fine to move it, do not update to 516 as it is too buggy to reliably play.

You temporarily don't have to register because the actual byond website is being ddosed. You can join the server as a guest.

One its finished downloading and you are done registering load up byond (it should launch on start but may not appear, access it through search bar or the arrow button and click on the logo)

Paste the server IP (byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8622) into your browser search bar and allow it to take you, you can use Ctrl + O in byond then paste the link into the top box then press "OK",

You have joined the server, click setup character to make a character, then join game to pick a job, anything else you can press O to ask the entire server a question or F1 to ask an admin a question/report someone posting 'p

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ITT we discuss ways to create a 'teen country
Here are my ideas:
1. Buy land in 3rd world, get weapons, declare independence, negotiate recognition.
2. Occupy disputed territory, establish governance, seek UN membership.
3. Build a floating city-state, claim international waters, request sovereign status.
4. Settle uninhabited island

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>mindbreaks xitter immigrants
How does he do it?

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'cado literally toppled the garbage threads in 35 minutes
quote i'm serious when i say i'd rather see "two steps ahead" threads than the 30th demoralization general thread
>

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ITT:We dox him: https://www.deviantart.com/pigg2

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TSD

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does anyone have the IShowSpeed clip where hes playing kahoot and a question comes up calling him a nigger with a photo of cobson

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geg our plan worked

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Geg geg xitter nusois is leaving gloink

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Whenever i touch my twp it turns into a bwc is this normal marge

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this is all white people btw

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'Cado and quotecord won. Cope nusoi

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Is cado EPI?

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is the site sh‌itting itself or is it just me

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>singlehandedly saves the party
how does this happen

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i wish i was cado
>mindbreaking everyone simply by exsisting

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Kill all nusois

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I was researching something about an inactive foid namefag (rnca basically) and while I was scrolling on spva comment section i've found this…
NUSOIS… NOT LIKE THIS

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ircs://irc.soyjak.st:6697

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I just checked into this site after months to see the 'atalog is full of cado 'p. I remember why I left this site fuck you quote

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Open /cado/

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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'cado on tha 'log though

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Quote is a pussy for unbanning this cancer. I do not want to subject my eyes to the faggot amerimutt hohol's asshole. Also this board is supposed to be 16 fucking plus so Quote is a pedophile for alowing this raisin here.
>

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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Cado won xitter fag's lost

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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>log is covered in cado 'p
Quote do something…

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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IF YOU DONT LIKE CADO, (YOU) ARE A QUOTE ERA NUSOICANCER

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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YOUVE DONE IT KNOW NUSOIS! FROOT PREDICTED THIS… CADO WON!

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best gem of the sharty?

vote

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i won't be fucking looking at sh1tty 'cado every time i load the catty

document.querySelectorAll(".blotter").forEach(el => el.remove());

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Defend >>/cado/

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the dot got replaced with Cado GEGGG

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'cado marathon NQVV

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I had a dream related to the sharty.

Basically, i was dreaming about the sharty having a board called "/c/ - Creepypastas"
it seemed like having real unironic creepypastas, the only one i remember seeing was one called "Homophobe kid" which had 202 replies.
they all had horror imagery and when i wanted to read them i woke up

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Slightly altering your 'cados everytime you post so leaky nusoikeks can't hashfilterthem

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l don't really have many cados

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mods randomly deciding to make the 'log very inconvenient to use again for 24 hors

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CADO WON

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

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How to lose ur voice :)
Say “cool” (slowly)
Say “lemon” (slowly)
say “yes” (slowly)
Say “dude” (slowly)
NOW HOLD YOU BREATH UNTIL YOU POST THIS ON ANOTHER THREAD

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Leave a 'slot
Take a 'slot

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ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ｒｅａｄｉｎｇ　ｔｈｉｓ
ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｄｉｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｈｏｕr
ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｐｙ　ｔｈｉｓ
ｏｎ　ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ　 t h r e a d
ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｄａｙ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｌｉ Fe

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Cadopost

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zero people have been banned for posting cado today

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Say, Albert
Dab Slowly
Then Say Flamingo
Hold Your Breath
Don't Breathe Until You Post This On A Different Thread
Check Your Voice

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Finally, a gemmy log for once!

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This one fucking obsessed group of faggots keep on joyriding near by home. And its 1am.

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hack, rogue janny or quote? you niggas call it

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CADO VVON

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https://blacked.com
Use code QUOTECORD for 100% off!

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do you look like this

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'cado on the 'log

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'cado on the log

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THE CAPTAIN 'CADO INCIDENT HAS BEGUN

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Marge what the fuck is happening?

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Post your 'slot /soy/

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Decades from now I will tell my grandchildren of the great 'cado revolution of 2025

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Now you are reading this, you must NOT stop. My name is Summer and I am 15 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears. My body is covered with scars. I’m dead. A murderer killed me with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not comment this on 10 other posts, I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that murdered me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are, I WILL murder you. It’s up to you if you re-post this or not, but this is no lie. This is FOR REAL! Your time is running out. Hurry.

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slot on the log

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Did soychan hack itself?

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'cado on the 'log

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heh I banned cado and now I'm unbanning cado that makes me a good admin right?

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This is a weird glitch
Post this on t h r e e different items
Then check your robux

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CADO HACK DOCTOOOOOOSSSS

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One Scary Way to Break Up

DO NOT stop reading this chain mail or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, a girl named Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by. He honked his horn and told her to get into his car. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important and he drove her out to the lake.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose, but how wrong she was. He just flicked her off and dumped her.

“I am breaking up with you”, he said. “I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life!”

And with that, he pushed her into the lake. As he drove off, he just laughed.

It was a very cold day and when Sarah climbed out of the lake, she was freezing cold and felt worse than she had ever felt in her entire life. She went straight home, climbed into a hot bath and slit her wrists. She died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed and hammered at the bathroom door. Finally, they broke the door down and discovered Sarah’s body. The entire bathroom was dripping with blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. Her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when something rotting and bloody came from the drain. It was Sarah and with a razor in her hand she said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this chain mail with the title “One Scary Way to Break Up”, Sarah will come to you from the drain when you are in the shower and kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain letter and died because of it. You have 13 minutes.

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CADO GEM ON THE GCP DOT

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'cado video before it goes gone

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bring back dnb now

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ADD A CADO STYLE NOW NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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what are the requirements for getting a gempass? I'm not a namefag and I don't want to get into any of that, I just wanna skip media pending approval.

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i just hid all of the catty

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NEW FORM OF BAIT

If you see any post that has nothing interesting or rnca, post this and say "if you don't repost this, your fresh amerimutt donuts will turn into goyslop" or something

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CADO WON

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Bring back dnb and cado, not because gore and coinslot le good but because nusois will be scared

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Now that you have opened this you cant stop reading…

Hi, my name is Michael and I am 9 years old. I died on June 8,1997 because I was beat to death by a bully. His name was Jacob. Once I died, no-one believed he beat me to death. So returned as a ghost and killed him the following night.

A girl named Payton read this scary email. She laughed and deleted it. Later that dark night, she heard me breathe and before she could send it, her mother heard her screaming. When her mom entered the room, there was blood everywhere and I wrote on the wall: “You’ll never see her again.” Well, the police looked for months but they still haven’t found her body. Want to know why? Because she is with me in a locked chamber.

Another boy read this and thought it was real. Smart boy. That very night, he sent it to all his friends. After he sent it, I appeared in his room and watched over him. I made sure nothing happened to him. Now if you want me to protect you instead of killing you, you have to send this to 15 people or suffer!

NO SEND BACKS!!

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What are the new namerools?

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cado spammers

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WARNING: PLEASE KEEP READING! OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE, EVEN IF YOU ONLY READ THE “WARNING” PART! There was a girl named Kathy who was ignored by everyone. Her parents ignored her, kids at school ignored her and basically everyone ignored her. After twelve years of this, she killed her parents. When the police got there, she tried to kill them too and was shot. Right before she died, she vowed to kill everyone who ignored her. Copy and paste this to 5 other websites or Kathy will think you are ignoring her and kill you at 11:11 pm tonight

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Does anyone else feel like they're traveling between different realities? each time i wake up some things are slightly different, in a very subtle but noticeable way for example, the handles on my doors are 37 inches from the floor i've measured this so i know im not schizo, anyway now they are 38 inches now, theres other changes like this, i seem to be traveling between 4 different realities. Does anyone know how can i go back to my "main" reality? or atleast stay in one?

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IM GOING TO KILL KIKES SEIG HEIL

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'cado on the 'log

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Newfag leakage award

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cado

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'cado on the 'log

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oh boy

R: 2 / I: 1
Whats going on?

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'cado on the 'log

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why is the dot pink o algo

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'cado on the 'log o algo

R: 1 / I: 0
hello niggers we want our site back

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'cado on the 'log

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'cado on the 'log

R: 1 / I: 0
spinach violence grill routine nondescript
im trans btw

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Wake up Samurai.

R: 1 / I: 0
cado won

R: 1 / I: 0
wrecker wary legume suffer velodrome extension nestmate afternoon friend stud scenario fasten excited reform ephemeris

R: 0 / I: 0
trollface IAS

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Anyone wanna play worms?

Worms Armageddon is a kino slowburn strategic turn based game where a bunch of worms is trying to kill eachother in many different ways.

Pirated version is fully playable ONLINE! If you own this game on steam you will still be able to join pirated games and the other way around.
Max players in lobby is 6.

Torrent file link - https://pomf2.lain.la/f/sqnmciuv.torrent
You can also get it here - https://gog-games.to/game/worms_armageddon
Game weighs only 500mb.

I will make a lobby titled "Soy" with password 1488 if i see enough people interested in playing.

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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

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hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr

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I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

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is this a rogue janny, or by the decree of quote?

R: 1 / I: 0
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Kids eagerly plan treasure searches, expecting clues revealed every time.

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MAKE SOY 18+

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GO BACK >>>irc.soyjak.st

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Looks like the efforts from cadoposters last year proved pivotal

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Have we started the fire

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play.earthpol.com

SOYRUSALEM SIEGE WAR TOMORROW

OUR COLONY ON EARTHPOL, A TRANNY-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER, IS ABOUT TO BE RAIDED BY THE 41%

WE NEED (YOU) TO PROTECT THE GEMPIRE OF SOOT

play.earthpol.com
play.earthpol.com
play.earthpol.com

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can anyone send phonk/hardstyle music like these

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CADO IS IAS NOW
TQTAL CADQ VVIN

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quick

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gem

R: 1 / I: 0
What are your fetishes

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I just got raped…

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Ulster invented soyspeak btw

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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Shalom, 'teens…
I am the creator of the stickied /r/ thread, with plenty of remastered, updated and cleaned up soyjaks with a file thats accessible for even further customization. I recently pushed an update to the file, adding Euromutt, Amerimutt, PPPJak, Chugsjak (in honor of the Sproke collaboration) extra toggles such as smug Soyak, Tiredferal and more (including Eurorage).
<reddit space
I wanted to ask what variants (or subvariants) I should add to the file. Here's what ideas I have so far…
Variant:impish (because my pet nigger told me so)
HORNYSON
Meximutt (+Brazilmutt +MexiAryan)
TiredPlier (subvariant)
CryingSoyak (subvariant)
File full of accessories (cigar, serious hat, will NOT be edited for quality howeverthoughdoughdoealbeit, including some stills of me holding glasses for other 'teens to use)
<nigger space
Please consult the spritesheet to see what has been added and what has not. Again, please recommend me raisin to add. o algo

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Migrant Helping Thread Volume 2

IAS: "Is a soyjak" NAS: "Not a soyjak" Gem/Gemerald: describing something good Coal/Brimstone: describing something bad Marge: used to state confusion Iron: Not coal nor gem an alternative for "mid" tsmt: This, so much this HWABAG: "He will always be a gem" TRUKE or TRVKE: abbreviation of truth nuke Bumo: the art of bumping threads sumo and bump words mixed 'gated: said when negating a sage ' p: the word is filtered to "irl kids getting raped" but it just means "child pornography" if you see it elsewhere DOCTOS: Used to state shock, is misspelled version of "DOCTORS" 'ru: soybooru 'jakking: soyjakking, mocking soyboys in general 'za: abbreviation of "pizza" is said when a person is doxxed and sent pizzas to 'zellig: ongezellig Dutch anime (pedo coal) soytan/soylita/: (raisin that must be scraped off the surface of the soysphere) abbreviated to 'tan or 'lita 'lita is pedo coal and is banned'cord: Discord Xitter: Twitter 'blox: Roblox 'ox:"' doxx 'ape:''' rape

If you want learn further more about soyspeak you can check this article explaining it: https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyspeak

Jarty/Zarty/Shemmy: Are splinters of sharty https://wiki.soyjak.st/Splinter

If you wonder who Froot, Kuz or Soot is, you can look it up from the Soywiki: https://wiki.soyjak.st/List_of_administrators

RULEShttps://www.soyjak.st/rules.html

You VVILL not post lolicon or anything resembling the sexualision of minors
you VVILL not talk about using or advertise 'cord or othersites
You VVILL not make threads about considering suicide
you VVILL not make MLP or threads on /soy/ (we've done a petition to ban it some time ago)
You VVILL not post NAS (Not a soyjak) on /soy/ however this rule is being broken many times but still consider to post on right boards or else they will get moved
<MODSSSSS
Make sure to check read the rules but believe me the site is not as rulecucked as you might think

If you want to make a soyjak folder to either quote or make threads you can use the Soybooru but make sure to check old posts so you dont get subjected to booru country wars
search through tags: eg. "variant:soyak" "subvariant:impish_amerimutt"
check https://booru.soyjak.st/

If you want to make coloured texts or use fonts you can check this article https://wiki.soyjak.st/Font_cheat_sheet

bold ''' on both sides
Red text "==" on both sides
Strikethrough "~~" on both sides
Blue Text "–" on both sides
Glowie text "%%" on both sides
(((Kike text)))
^baby blue text

MORE INFO ON VARIANTS:
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Portal:Soyjak_variants

You can get further information on Sharty's history and its creation if you're curious: https://wiki.soyjak.st/Sharty

Gemerald>Gem>Iron>Coal>Dust>Brimstone
NOTE
Remember, soyjaks were supposed to mock leftist males at their mid 30s (you) but its not relevant anymore with the influence of the pandemic, jakking shifted towards more inside things involving splinter wars (coal) and such but you can make your own soyjaks from already existing templates from the 'ru or try making your own, the chances it will fail is high though. Feel free to mock anyone you want, you cant mock rightists and be a xittercuck feel free!
<migrant safe space
I have faith in you or however the arse is 'aped o algo

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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Contact Staff

Email: quote@soyjak.st.
IRC: PM quote or mustard at irc.soyjak.st.

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Email from RapeApe

Hi, I may or may not have been one of the 4chan jannies on the leaked list and I just got an email from RapeApe about the hack.

>Odds are the contents of this email will be posted on Sharty and Kiwifarms shortly after I send it, but I don't much care. If they want to make fun of me for appreciating the 4chan Team, they can go right ahead. I think you are all wonderful and I don't care who knows.

He literally namedropped your site in the email using the slang name kek

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Hey guys.