Debbie Deitering @ Christian Dior Spr/Sum 1998
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bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.
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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again
Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce: that’s for calling me old
Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!
Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?
Tim: you don’t wanna know
Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?
Tim, gravely: yes
Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!
Duke:
Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*
Bruce: dick did it
Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there
Cass: fuck!
Bruce: language
Steph: let my girl say fuck
Bruce: language.
TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—
Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER
Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS
Cass:
Cass: not fair >:[
In a restaurant
Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt
Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:
Barbara: dick? dick. dick!
Bruce: ill get it
Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*
Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*
Bruce:
Dick:
Barbara:
Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos
Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*
Bruce: ...?
Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*
Bruce: can i help you??
Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*
Bruce: please do that in your own room
Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*
Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there
Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*
Bruce:
Damian, also in the room:
Damian, in realization: jason got it from him
#let them be brothers#maybe then theyll actually get along#(or maybe itll make them worse)#bruce and dick#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#also yes dick actually was the one who broke the window#he pressed the wrong button and it launched his wingding across space and it somehow reached wayne manor#jason todd#stephanie brown#damian wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#batfam#✍️#damian: it is perturbing to share a brother with my father#jon: same!#jon (internally): wtf is a perturbing 😃… See all
The way Damian would definitely talk about his pets as if they were humans and confuse the hell out of everybody.
Damian: Father, I won't attend dinner today. I promised Lucy I would make more time for her, so we'll be spending the evening together.
Bruce, confused: Lucy? I thought you were dating that Nika girl.
Damian, now confused as well: Flatline? I am dating her. Why?
Bruce, slowly going from confused to disapproving: Damian, I try not to meddle in your personal relationships, but you can't be asking other people out if you're already–
Tim: Oh my god, Bruce. He's means Lucy the monkey.
Bruce:
Tim:
Damian:
Damian: She's a macaque.
*After patrol*
Damian: I'll be leaving. I need to pick up the cake for Jerry's birthday party. Nightwing, you promised Jerry you'd come. I don't want you to hurt his feelings so you better–
Nightwing: Yeah, yeah. I know, I'll be there
Damian: *nods and leaves*
Red Hood:
Nightwing:
Red Hood: Is he talking about the–
Nightwing: The turkey. Yes. He's talking about the turkey.
