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>Continuing from June 1, here’s a hypothetical and thematically consistent continuation of the timeline:
>June 2 – A ‘teen attempts to start a “HRT awareness” campaign across all boards, resulting in massive tribal warfare between Troonjak posters, BBC enjoyers, and anti-HRT coaljakkers. [488] Quote pins a thread on /lgbt/ titled “Be gay, do crimes (within site rules)” and it quickly devolves into a flamewar over whether NAS is gay or trad. [489] A new memeflag for “femboi celibates” gets added and immediately co-opted by cattywipers. [490] Glibblezorpson is now appearing in multiple namerolls per hour, raising fears of a “Glibble Surge.” [491]
>June 3 – The “HIV mechanic” introduced on June 1 mutates, and a soyteen discovers a bug that lets them "cure" HIV by replying with ASCII Cobson memes. The bug is quickly patched by Quote after someone infects the entire mod team. [492] A skibidi thread on /b/ leads to a spontaneous EPI duel involving over 300 IPs. [493] A popular soyteen discovers an early 2000s database of unused emoticons and begins integrating them into new 'jak edits. These are later dubbed “Zodiacjaks.” [494] Chapmanteen attempts to reenact the death of Reaganjak. [495]
>June 4 – /caca/ is granted limited mod powers temporarily by mistake, leading to a complete cattywipe of /lgbt/ before Quote revokes access and IP bans 12 known cacas. [496] A thread titled “Should we forgive Blumpf?” becomes the most reported post in site history. [497] A soyteen LARPs as a dead Reddit admin and causes confusion when ‘teens begin searching r/place archives for “buried IAS.” [498] The first transracial flag is added to the memeflag pool, causing racebait chaos sitewide. [499]
>June 5 – A foid 'teen claims she got pregnant from a dream about Impish and asks if she should keep the “gemlet.” [500] This spawns a 300+ reply debate thread over dream impregnation and the metaphysical properties of Cobson. [501] A major coal leak occurs when a 'teen uploads 40GB of screenshots from the secret “Offsite Frogtown” Discord server, revealing janny corruption and illegal Sneedposting. [502] A ragequitting ex-mod reveals that Quote has a spreadsheet labeled “JAK GENOME” containing over 10,000 classified 'jak templates. [503]
>June 6 – The first ever “GEMCON” is proposed for August 2025 in Kansas City. Posters begin arguing whether it's a honeypot. [504] A soyteen livestreams a 'jak cooking show and accidentally burns his house down while trying to deep-fry a laminated print of Flartson. [505] A sitewide search reveals that the word “impish” now appears more often than “jak” across all boards. [506] Quote posts a mysterious ASCII glyph in a locked thread titled “002. Prepare.” [507]
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>EPI duel
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meds EPI dueling will NEVER catch on
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THE GLIBBLE SURGE IS UPON US
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>Gemcon
Oh man i can't wait
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>it's real
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>A foid 'teen claims she got pregnant from a dream about Impish and asks if she should keep the “gemlet.” [500] This spawns a 300+ reply debate thread over dream impregnation and the metaphysical properties of Cobson.
Gem
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>>11432674 (OP)Wtf it's actually sensible.
How did you get the AI to not just spew niggerbabble?
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>>11432880Bro trained the ai on the entire ‘ki and all ‘chives and booru comments and now chat gpt knows soyspeak or something
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EPI dueling will NEVER catch on
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>>11432880I managed to get a similar result with the prompt "Based on the following events, continue the timeline with hypothetical future events" followed by a few paragraphs from the happenings page on the 'ki, albeit it was slightly less coherent. I assume OP either corrected some of it or got really lucky.
