R: 2 / I: 0NEVER DRINK THE TERRIBLE MOUSE SODA
Hello, my name is Danshell Swajili, I'm a 23 year old male individual who works a the local McDonald's or something. Today, I'll tell my story about the time I drank the Terrible Mouse soda drink, or, as I call it, the 'cord mouse soda
This happened to me 2 months ago, I was at school, feeling thirsty, I went to the local vending machines at the cafeteria, however, for some reason, all of them where empty, since I didn't bring my own water because I forgot, I stayed the whole day swallowing my own saliva, watching as everyone trank they're own water and soda cans. After school, I rushed towards the bus stop and told them driver to stop at the nearest Walmart. When I sat down on my seat, I was watching my surroundings, however I noticed something unique, i saw a large obese Mexican man with dark skin drinking what seemed to be a strange soda: the can was white, had red and purple stripes on the top and bottom, a bunch of blue awards like the ones I see on thoes incomprehensible soy boy woah Jakies that I see on Twitter, I mean X, Zulu text for some reason, and the most important thing, an image of a doctor mouse as the "mascot" of the drink. I noticed stains around the seat the guy was on, which where the color of toiletries water after you take a massive shit. I slightly chuckled, and decided to try jokingly buying that drink.
When I got of the bus, I went to the entrance of the Walmart and walked towards the drink section, I grabbed a water bottle so I could hydrate after I exit, and later I tried to find that weird soda I saw, however all I saw was the generic goyslop you see at every convenient store. However, I felt a weird smell, and after checking the shelves, I found out that that weird 'cord mouse soda was causing it. I grabbed the 'cord mouse soda and later went to the check out section, however when they scanned the drink, it declined, indicating the drink was put there by someone else, so I got it for free. When I went to my house, I drank the fresh water bottle I bought, and later opened the 'cord mouse soda. I tried to take a single sip, however my body moved itself and drank the entire soda. After this, I felt sick, so I just took my meds and went to sleep. Whoever, what I saw in my dreams was horrific; I was in a room next to that weird doctor mouse thing I saw on the can, it had a 20 dollar bill on its left hand. When I grabbed the bill, the mouse disappeared, almost as if it was never there, later, the room was flooded with shit, and the audio from Don't Touch My Pizza played a ear bleeding levels. I later woke up, horrified. I later found myself in a factory where the drink was seemly made. The workers had a blue shirt, big red lips, vantablack skin, and bloodshot eyes. The place smelled like your average public bathroom, and was seemly made out of elephant shit. The workers haven't noticed me yet, however, I seem to be stuck here. So whatever you do,
DO NOT DRINK THE TERRIBLE MOUSE SODA.