Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[postfeetpls]

General medium & long-term pocketwatching update from Austin himself yesterday. I think he brags about past earnings when he's dead broke lol.

•$132,448.31 raw deposited into Shuffle in May (and only May) 2025
•$3.2million in total wagers on Shuffle this month
•He says he's down over $400k raw in total (I suspect more than this)
•Speculates $40M in lifetime wagers
•$45,861 in Stake affiliate earnings in total. This was around $35k 2-3 months ago, so he's making a few thousand a month these days as his popularity has grown
• (No screenshot for this but) he said the other day he's getting $3k a month from twitch

Spoiler: Screenshots

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Not many people can accomplish this and still have $0 to their name. Kino behavior.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Kino behavior.

Keno behavior.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

"I love you minor"
Bros...

bro,... "M-I-N-E-R" ... look at his hands, do these look like chomo-hands to you or like the hands of a hard working man, chipping away at the gambastream-mines EVERY SINGLE DAY, bro?

fucking Rat, what's wrong with this generation, dude?

 

[MadStan]

I knew a guy once who was a certified HVAC worker - he was a moron and I often wondered how he was qualified. Turns out they aren't the engineers or foremen that actually use math to do the work. Austin, through his repeated defeats on tic-tac-toe, and yet holds a certification in HVAC proves that even morons can get "qualifications".

And yet, having seen some of the mickey-mouse horseshit I've seen with HVAC work in some homes, it makes complete sense that people like Austin were allowed near anything important.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

in an attempt to hide his crack-jaw Bossman is revealing his crack-eyes

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

I knew a guy once who was a certified HVAC worker - he was a moron and I often wondered how he was qualified. Turns out they aren't the engineers or foremen that actually use math to do the work. Austin, through his repeated defeats on tic-tac-toe, and yet holds a certification in HVAC proves that even morons can get "qualifications".

And yet, having seen some of the mickey-mouse horseshit I've seen with HVAC work in some homes, it makes complete sense that people like Austin were allowed near anything important.

I don't really disagree with what you're saying, just that Austin received that certification many, many rocks ago and current Austin might have more of an issue passing.

in an attempt to hide his crack-jaw Bossman is revealing his crack-eyes
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[DOORSTUCK]

Small squirt of violence for the violencebros.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

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Small squirt of violence for the violencebros.

crackcam

 

[DOORSTUCK]

THE BOYS JUST ROLLED UP DURING A DISCORD CS STREAM. IS IT OVER?

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

RIGGER COPS ARE HERE

 

[Catastrophically Retarded]

Goodbye Bossman.

 

[dumbledore]

o7 crack king

Go to Keno Kasino and type !avatar to get your profile picture jailed, in solidarity with Bossman.

 

[Super Malario]

Free my nigga, he didn't do nothing!!!

 

[Crispy Snatcher]

Godspeed, Austin. We’ll be waiting.

 

[Konstantinos XI]

He will be back, he promised

 

[break these cuffs]

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Damn over a long weekend, too. Dude’s not going to see a judge until Tuesday.

 

[AP 761]

I would like to extend my thanks to all the clippers and everyone who contributed shitposts to this thread. You guys made the boss experience 10x better and I wish you all the best.

 

[Love Is Blue]

don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened.



















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