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“Now this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky. And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.” - Rudyard Kipling, The Second Jungle Book (1895) DISCLAIMER: Do not go out of your way to harass anyone who praises or likes something. This essay isn’t written with the intention to shame anyone who enjoys certain media. As you can probably tell, I’m gradually becoming more cynical than usual. Why is that, you ask? Well, it’s because I think everything is starting to make sense. We are currently living in a climate where we act like “everything is fine”, all the while various properties we know in love get either devalued, mishandled, or even be kept on life support for too long (The Simpsons, SpongeBob, Family Guy, etc.). But enough about that. Let’s get onto the real subject. Everybody knows object shows, right? Yeah, me too. In fact, we knew of their existence since the early 2010s, beginning with Battle for Dream