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| Fernando Alonso congratulated Max Verstappen on the birth of his daughter:
“Congratulations to Max and Kelly for their daughter, what a special moment for those two. I am looking forward to racing against her in F1 soon!”
| Anthony Hamilton lashes out at Helmut Marko for his comments on Hadjar:
“They're just kids out there really - in moments like those you really have to treat them gently. I was doing the right thing, and that old sot should bloody well leave F1. What an asshole he is.”
| Liam Lawson has changed his mind.
“Maybe I am here to make friends.”
| Daniel Ricciardo reportedly called Christian Horner to laugh at him before hanging up after hearing the news about Liam Lawson.
| Lewis Hamilton has said he would prefer driving the Lego car over the radio:
| Ferrari has revealed that Charles Leclerc's car was underweight because there was not enough water in it.
| When asked in a recent interview if F1 is ready for a gay driver, Lewis Hamilton said “What? There's already three!”
| Kimi Antonelli will not race in Jeddah because Toto Wolff forgot to sign his permission slip to leave school. He will be replaced by Valtteri Bottas for the weekend.
| Anonymous VCARB mechanic reveals Yuki Tsunoda is “addicted” to Japanese seal videos:
“There was a red flag during a race and he just watched seal videos the whole time. One time he had a bad setup and said the car was “galumphing like Yo-Chan.” What does that even mean?”
| Cadillac F1 has reportedly signed a 2 year, 35 million dollar title sponsorship deal with KitKat. The team will be called KitKat Cadillac F1 team in 2026 & 2027.
| Carlos Sainz has revealed he is living with Williams teammate Alex Albon following a burst pipe in his Monaco apartment!
“We live across from each other anyway, so it was easy to move my stuff over while it gets fixed. Great teammate bonding, apart from Albon snoring!”
| Kimi Antonelli says he has “something very special” planned for Oscar Piastri at tomorrow's race start:
“Just wait and see.”
| Toto Wolff was asked about Red Bull's struggles:
“It seems like the team has quite a problem on their hands. Have Red Bull tried changing their fucking car?”
| Cardinal Luis Tagle has made a change to his bible under Pope Fermé and will start from the back of the conclave today.
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| Yuki Tsunoda was interviewed after FP2:
“We were fast today, which is really nice. I was much faster than some other people today, I mean Liam for example was- Ah... Maybe I don't say too much.”
| BREAKING: After an emergency meeting, Red Bull have decided to make a driver swap for the Japanese Grand Prix. Yuki Tsunoda will head to Red Bull, with Max Verstappen taking the VCARB seat.
| BREAKING: Alex Albon has been fined €150,000 and awarded 3 penalty points for “coarse, rude language” over the radio.
| BREAKING: Kelly Piquet and Max Verstappen reveal the name of their new baby in now-deleted Instagram post.
| Esteban Ocon “all smiles” he reflects on his new teammate at Haas:
“Ollie is actually very sweet! He puts rainbow sprinkles on my protein shakes when I am not looking. Fernando used to pour salt in mine, so it's been a big relief.”
| Mclaren will abandon “papaya rules” for 2025 in favour of a simpler system, Andrea Stella explains:
“We do rock paper scissors beforehand. Whoever wins, gets the undercut. Very simple.”
| BREAKING: Nicholas Latifi has announced his new business venture, under the name “Latifistreams 2”
The platform will focus on “providing sports content globally” at a low cost to fans.
| Mark Webber after the race:
“Leading the championship by 10 points... Not bad for a number one driver, is he?”
| Liam Lawson says he only qualified P20 to give everyone else a chance tomorrow.