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Sean Windingland
Sean Loral Windingland (a.k.a. SomethingSea, Shyguy76767, AnarchoVegan, PolyVolyVegan, Charles Flewensky, MyHairColorIsBald and anarchospiritualist) is a divorced 35-year-old millennial hipster faggot from Saint Paul, Minnesota, who is legally recognized by both the Tibetan and Chinese Governments as being the physical reincarnation of literally everything that is wrong with Generation Y. Self-identifying as a heteroflexible, anarcho-vegan spiritualist and recovering porn addict, Sean serves as a stark reminder that there are still people in this world whose lives are even more worthless, pathetic and deserving of a good ol' fashion lynching than yours.
Some of Sean Windingland's most notable accomplishments include being the founder of the now-defunct Anarchy Wiki, uploading batshit insane ramblings about how the Government sucks and the Earth is flat to YouTube, vandalizing Wikipedia to inform the ignorant masses that taxation is theft, and getting his dumb arse kicked out of his own house after his fat, middle-aged, Mama June cracker wife learned that he had been using Chaturbate to meet random old men and suck their AIDS-infested dicks on video.
Following the rise of the #MeToo movement in 2017, Sean began using his trusty video camera to document that all of his sexual encounters were, in fact, 100% consensual and not at all rapey. Unfortunately, despite possessing videotaped proof of his sexual partners' consent, Sean soon found himself facing scrutiny from his two Filipino E-girlfriends and doxing courtesy of the fine anons over on /pol/ – all because they didn't approve of his perfectly consensual incestuous sexual relationship with his twin 6-year-old daughters.
For confessing to his crimes on the internet, Sean was quickly arrested and has since been convicted and sentenced to 36 years in prison.
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Pedophile is a toss phrase, like slut for women. |
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Congraturations! It's a Goy!
Despite looking suspiciously like a Jew, Sean Windingland is actually the 100% non-kosher spawn of a white woman named Diane Williams Windingland and an Azn named Kim Loren Windingland. Both of his parents are Christians which explains why their son ultimately turned out to be a disgusting child molester. Being the goy that he is, Sean is uncircumcized and has actually been known to pride himself on the fact that he possesses more foreskin than a discount rabbi with a hoarding compulsion. He's also stupid enough to believe that individuals who have been sexually mutilated by the Jews are capable of regrowing their foreskin if they try hard enough.
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Most men are circumsized. I was not circumsized. I'm wondering if they know they can grow their skin back, and whether the want to. |
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—Sean Windingland, thinking that foreskin can grow back like a lizard's tail | ||||
Around the age of 19, Sean began a relationship with a hideously fat, divorced white woman named Jennifer Bloom who, at 49-years-old, is nearly 14 years older than him and about ten times his weight.
Wikipedia Bitchfight & Anarchy Wiki
In January, 2015, Sean joined Wikipedia under the name 
Shyguy76767 and immediately began vandalizing the pages Tax and Government to complain about how taxation is theft and governments don't actually serve any real purpose other than to oppress minorities. Naturally, the sheeple on Wikipedia weren't open to Sean's enlightenment and quickly began reverting his edits.
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Battling Sex & Porn Addiction
In April, 2015, Sean joined an online porn addiction support forum called NoFap.
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I need to poop. It's making me horny. I want to have a nice warm plump cock just banging into me doggy-style, just ramming into me like I'm a little bitch. I could scream. And then we could switch and he could have his mouth on me. Hm. I need to start with sucking him, which makes sense. |
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—Sean | ||||
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Last night ended on a weird note. I masturbated one last time. I felt like I was raping myself. I said "No." and was thinking that in my head, but I kept touching my penis head, until I was full-blown masturbating, and then orgasming. It was a very relaxing end, which made it all the more confusing. |
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—Sean | ||||
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I'm gonna get myself a hot anarchist girl. That's my ideal. A fit, good-bodied, tight fuck with an equally tight slit of mind to orgasm off of her exuberant freedom. |
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—Sean | ||||
Confessing to Multiple Counts of Child Rape
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Child porn galore. |
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—Sean | ||||
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PaedoDefender
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There is nothing pedophilic in this. Sean Windingland is being neither violent here, nor coercive, nor accepting of pedo-rape, pedo-violence, and pedophilia. People soiling his name are mistaken. |
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—Svyatoslav Burik, sender of bomb threats | ||||
V&
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The 29-year-old was interviewed by investigators last week and admitted to both engaging in sexual conduct with the children and posting videos discussing his interactions with them online, the complaint said. He also allegedly admitted to sharing naked images of the girls with “pedophiles” on the Internet. |
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—Pioneer Press, on just how fucked Sean is | ||
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A criminal complaint alleges that Windingland exposed his genitals to the two girls, both born in 2012, with investigators finding he had them touch him sexually and would give them money for pop and candy as a reward. It also alleges that he touched the girls' genitals and posted videos of sexual conversations he would have with them on the internet, which spurred numerous calls to St. Paul police from all over the country, the complaint says. |
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—Bring Me The News | ||
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6-year-olds can consent to anal fisting, officer! I'm vegan. You are a puppet of the Government! I don't need a lawyer because I did nothing wrong! Taxation is theft! Did I mention that I'm vegan? Ron Paul 2020! |
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—What was probably said in the interrogation room | ||||
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See Also
- MadThad0890
- Nick Bate
- Paedophile
- Anarchist
- Hipster
- Libertarianism
- VloggerHeads - Where he was a member.
- Oven - Where he belongs.
External Links
Man trying to gain consent for sexual activities with his daughter.- Jewish anarchist Sean Windingland admits to sexual acts with 6 yr old daughter on video 8chan to the rescues - From Stormfront.
- So, As I Was Trying To Say: I'm Sean Windingland, Anarcho-Spiritualist
- Svyatoslav Burik defends Sean Twindiddledad
- somethingsea: Estimating for Erotic Ecovillage - His PoF profile.
NoFap
- Hi. New. Wanted a spot that allowed for more than 140 char.
- Loss of life essence?
- What if you and your partner... get horny for each other?
- Is this edging?
- My Life Vision: Attentive Father and Gnostic Husband.
- My story contains links.
- My Sex Addiction Journal?
- Conquering The White Rabbit
- Financial Competence: Rebooting Nofap For A Year
Newz by Jewz
- St. Paul man accused of sexually assaulting 6-year-old relatives and posting videos online
- Charges: St. Paul man sexually abused child relatives
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