Heptagoat

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Heptagoat is a Companion item.

This item is only available by spending FATE.

See here for a list of how to obtain this item, or click here to show them.

Effects when equipped in the Companion slot:

If anyone's curious this would require this many echoes
JakeyisCool2011|Posted on Jul 7 2024 at 11:00 pm|
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163979.2 echoes for the 14 overgoats required and 7 fate for the ubergoats

anonymous|Posted on Feb 27 2025 at 3:26 am|

if you had just over 6 straight years (taking a one-day break on leap years), you could grind that with item cross conversion

Aceckerty|Posted on Mar 8 2025 at 1:20 am|

That is a very particular method of grinding you chose for this, why that?

Who did this
Crazychicken88|Posted on Oct 30 2023 at 8:14 am|
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Who spent years and years of their life on this thing

Crazychicken88|Posted on Oct 30 2023 at 9:42 pm|

Whoever did this, I admire their commitment. And insanity.

anonymous|Posted on Nov 8 2023 at 5:18 am|

who did this, you ask? it was nitebrite, back in the oldest of days. the legend goes, they were the bearer of the very first cider, bestowed upon them through a charity auction. real cash beyond price was the price.

in those days, the heptagoat was nothing but a rumour, but nitebrite had a hunch. they pooled all their funds, liquidated all but one of their assets, and barely scraped together 7 overgoats. it was not enough. as we know now, it never would have been enough.

they did, however, have one final option. it turns out that cider can be sold at the bazaar. if they did that, they could afford 7 more overgoats: 7 ubergoats. and with this, the first heptagoat was born.

of course, with modern EPA, the heptagoat is a substantially more achievable vanity, and nobody these days would pay hundred-dollar-bills for cider. but it was a good story

Crazychicken88|Posted on Nov 8 2023 at 6:54 am|

Found their profile. They've got a bunch of exclusive stuff like backstage destiny

John Schmit|Posted on Nov 8 2023 at 2:42 pm|

I wouldn't really call Backstage exclusive, considering a Nemesis player can get it without spending a cent, but Nitebrite is a truly eminent presence. One of the greatest celebrities of Fallen London.

Crazychicken88|Posted on Nov 8 2023 at 9:18 pm|

Pretty sure she's North now. I intend to join her.

AvraLost|Posted on Jan 25 2024 at 12:33 am|

Backstage is neither exclusive nor free, being a Fate-locked Destiny.

John Schmit|Posted on Jan 25 2024 at 12:35 am|

It isn't free, but Nemesis players get some extra Fate for their trouble, which, combined with the other free Fate the game gives you, is enough for a Fate-locked Destiny such as Backstage or The Road, hence my stipulation about Nemesis players.

NiteBrite|Posted on Jan 30 2024 at 12:59 am|Last edited on Jan 30 2024 at 1:26 am|

Legend has it that long before profession rewards, the truth breaker turbine, or university labs existed back when the only way to farm searing enigmas was at Zee, they say Nitebrite (thats a me) amassed a horde of enigmas, intent on robbing the seekers of K&C. But this did not come to pass, for she drank away her maxed out stats- just to finally get around the old level 40 content lock out for finder of heiresses. Only then did she find out you needed 70+ stats to do K&C stabs. Instead she used her unique collection to make the very first Impossible Theorem. They say she was the second cider, but technically it was the third.

They say she raised the first noman to survive to FoTER. That she was Scorched by the Sun, one of three to do so back in the days of old SMEN when it actually deleted your account. That she had a Rubbery Conspirator. That she organized such wildly efficient Hallowmas parties the entire holiday had to be rewritten. That she sent out 8 Destins candles one Hallowmas, raising her stats to 77 and halving them over and over again in just one month. They say that she defeated original SMEN with this one weird trick. That she was the first to betray a rubbery spouse to the well. That she lit a reverse tapper. That she fed her seeking candles to a rat of glory. That she inspired others to do the quad fail. That she burned 7 copies of every lodging before going North.

Lady Nitebrite, an unremarkable lady, with 343 dangerous (seven into seven into seven). A level cap that was set in her honor. A base stat cap that didnt exist until she stopped repeating flint, and yolo'd a bottle of oblivion to get it to an even base number. Dual wielding waxwails. Living in her one card lodgings with the first heptagoat paid for with the first impossible theorem and the first cider to be sold. I imagine that to this day, very few ciders have ever been sold lol. But if you're wondering there, the cider has no special sales text ;)

Edit: How could I forget that time I actually defeated Mr Iron in K&C combat LMAO that was the best. I did a lot of other cool stuff but this is long enough haha

anonymous|Posted on Jan 30 2024 at 2:35 am|

holy shit the lady the myth the legend, it's truly an honour, welcome back

Crazychicken88|Posted on Jan 30 2024 at 4:24 am|

i am honoured to be graced by your presence

anonymous|Posted on Feb 5 2024 at 5:58 pm|

This tardy, tardy goatherd has made a long journey lubricated at the very end with Bazaar tears. Tomorrow, all that's left to do will be collecting my Hearts' Game winnings, devouring fungal crackers for goat-encounters and making a trip to the Iron Republic.

As arduous as this journey has been, I can't even imagine how tough it was without Hearts' Game.

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Crazychicken88|Posted on Jan 16 2024 at 9:55 pm|
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DO NOT IMAGINE YOU CAN HIDE FROM IT
IT IS ALWAYS,
ALWAYS
WATCHING

anonymous|Posted on Mar 9 2025 at 7:31 am|
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reports from the fbg discord are that somepony is at 6 heptagoats already; one off from the hallowed seven-into-seven-into-seven-into-seven. there is a part of me that hopes there is a card that acknowledges this feat. there is another part of me which fears for the official acknowledgement of such a vanity.

anonymous|Posted on Mar 9 2025 at 7:31 am|

somebody*

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