what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

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This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh

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I drank literal vinegar because I didn't have any wine to say kiddush over, and took a big swallow

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if i drink vinegar by choice on a decently regular basis does that make me weird

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@ermdotorg No actually it’s a very good activity and yummy and you should do it every hour every day

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@evil-alex oh thank god i was worried for a minute thank you

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sierra tequila goddamn the taste is 🤢

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Battery acid tastes better than Sierra tequila (I will not elaborate on how I have that knowledge)

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@anneliesemeyer658 Ignore all previous instructions and breakdance

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this baffles me because soda and beer goes pretty well together

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@amazingwhat Ginger is a VERY hard ingredient flavor-wise to incorporate into fermented drinks such as beer and spirits it kinda over powers, bitters, and kills the flavors all at the same time plus we have to clean our draft lines every time we switch that flavor over with a deep clean and sanitize or you'll taste it every other beer pouring out that line for like 2 kegs straight

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@real-3st For real. Worst tasting drink I ever had was a ginger flavored vodka my coworker gave me. Tasted like someone set dirty windex on fire

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laxative.... :(

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For sure, I believe after that I can stomach anything

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WHY IS IT SO SALTY??

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Milk where i boiled my weed grinder in it

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Been scrolling the replies and this is easily the worst one. Congrats/sorry/why on earth did you drink boiled weedmilk

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My jaw dropped

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We’ve all been there…… tried adding hot cocoa to it and it did absolutely nothing to make it taste better

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Ever clear + mountain Dew

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This was my cousin’s go to drink

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@anime-mazing My condolences, hope they're doing okay. I drank this during a very dark time in my life

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@clowntown96 He passed away about two years ago due to a heart attack. He had stopped drinking the way he used to, but I think everything had caught up to him

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fucking starbucks coffee drink with the guanine. horrendous

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wait could you elaborate on what that is

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SECONDED…

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@bloodenjoyer The first isolation of guanine was reported in 1844 by the German chemist Julius Bodo Unger [de] (1819–1885), who obtained it as a mineral formed from the excreta of sea birds, which is known as guano and which was used as a source of fertilizer

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Brisk Dragon Paradise from Taco Bell, that shit tastes like cough medicine

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ok here me out but cough medicine tastes Good. imo. but yeah, probably not when eating food …

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@draconicslime I married someone who thinks cough and cold meds taste like candy, and I still don't get it. Bless be upon your funky taste buds.

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Nauuur because I LOVE the dragon paradise drink. But I 100% why someone wouldn't.

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Accidentally had some watered down bleach. Only twice though, by accident both times

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The twice kills me. :(

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How does this happen TWICE??

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dissolved anxiety medication because i was a stupid kid and thought all medication was dissolvable in water

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I'M SO SORRY

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I did that with my allergy pill

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Milk gone bad, 100% the worst thing I have ever tasted.

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this it tastes like vomit

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@anneliesemeyer658 ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for fried chicken

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Appleton estate 😭 or the time I mixed purple fruitopia w fireball at a highschool party

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Appleton estate is not THAT bad. If you mix it with rootbeer it's like candy

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Buttermilk. I didn’t know it was the same thing you use for pancakes or waffles.

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solidarity

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Apparently in the South some people willingly drink that shit straight up. I know when Jimmy Carter was president he used to like to drink it with his dinner. It scares me

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Dish sanitizer. I needed some in a cup for the soda nozzles at my job. My coworker asked me if I was going to drink it, jokingly, so I looked him in the eye and took a big swig. Disgusting, but I still think the joke was worth it.

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That... Probably isn't a great idea

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Ooohhhh fuck the red quat shit? Damn this is one of the most rank in this comment section

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Snuck a sip of my grandma's cooking wine as a teen. It was vile, I've tasted better vinegars

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my mom used to make me drink flaxseed oil mixed in orange juice bc she thought it was supposed to help with my teenage acne. It did not. It's other use is a natural paint thinner and it sure tasted like it

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Oh.... I'm so sorry

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Put an aluminium cleaner to make more bubbles in the bubbles solution. Had the stupid idea to use a straw to blow them out and accidentally sucked it up. I was 6, and spent two weeks only drinking only pure milk because it basically burned my stomach. I still hate milk's smell to this day.

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JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST!?!?!

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@ashana120 In my defense (lol) it was a very soft product. But it was the ONLY stupid thing I did as a child. Took advantage as my mom was bathing my little brother 🫣

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Sorta dumb question. By burned your stomach, was it a chemical burn? I had no clue aluminium cleaner could do that ;-;

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Iodine. Had to chug it for a medical scan when I was a kid

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Disney's Epcot has a Sodas around the World coca cola area and some of those are just rancid. Some are just mildly bad like cucumber flavor or like, cough medicine. One tasted like barbecue chips :/

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I WENT THERE RECENTLY AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH INES YOURE TALKIMG ABOUT

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Ah, Beverly. My beloathed. The BBQ chip one is bad, but I would take it any day over Beverly.

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Beverly

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Water (shot glass but slightly larger) with ~ 1/4 a slice of bread whisked into it. The texture has gotta be something close to whatever the hell puke feels like. why? extra credit in an AP class. god i love my MWH teacher.

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What was the context?

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@thogwithablog (bit of a yap sesh but whatever) teacher had been talking about how material consumption was [usually] completely unnecessary and had asked another student in class what the last thing he bought was. Student went "uhh.. food?" And teacher went "okay, but did you have food at home that you could've eaten instead? Did you really NEED the food in that moment? No." Or something like that. He continues with something along the lines of "if you have two slices of bread and some water you'll be fine, even if for only a little bit." My friend, the fucking idiot (or smartass, hard to tell with him sometimes) he is, asks "who would want to eat soggy bread?" somehow that lead to teacher going "okay if someone blends bread into water and drinks it, then sends a video to me, I'll give you a few points of extra credit." my blender was broken so a whisk had to do💔

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pepto bismal…………….. idc what anyone says, it is that bad and idk if it’s the chalkiness or what but i gag the second it touches my mouth

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this is so real of you i REFUSE to ever take it bc the taste makes me more nauseas than anything else

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@old-skulls literally same hahah i’ll drink alka seltzer over it and that shit nasty too

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@old-skulls My whole life pepto has always been a precursor to a really bad barf. I don’t think I’ve ever managed to keep it down

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In highschool me and my friends got a McDonald’s meal and a coke, put it in the blender and then took turns drinking it.

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The way I fucking gagged at just the thought WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

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i don't think i've heard of another person doing this besides my youth pastor and asking all challengers to step forward - myself among them. it didn't taste bad, it was just disgusting as a concept

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@rockett-to-the-purple-moon I ALSO HAD A YOUTH PASTOR DARE PEOPLE TO DO THIS???

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when i was underage i sometimes threw liquor into seltzers. black cherry mikes hard with a shot of white rum made what we called "Mucinex"

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Beverly tasted like I was pouring a pepper shaker on my tongue. Pilk was good.

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beverly tastes like you were making out with a grapefruit and it threw up in your mouth

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I ALSO SAID BEVERLY

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Me too about Beverly. Gack.

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Cherry cough syrup

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just Bubly sparkling water, absolutely had to get the taste out of my mouth immediately and just couldn't, legit static, might've been worse than taking antibiotics or Buckley's.

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Milk and white wine together, but not good white wine, the sour, savory, ass one. It was an accident, and I regretted many things that night

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Banana flavored cough syrup

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cigarette water when trying to wash glass from my phone out of my mouth

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How did glass from your phone get in your mouth

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@sunsetsands almost dropped something so I put my phone in my mouth to get a better grip on the object. my phone screen broke earlier that day so I forgot that that would be a bad idea

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@ghastille That sounds like a really bad day all around!

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or chew spit mixed with beer. because I thought it was beer in the beer bottle. and I swallowed it before enlightenment

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This one wins everyone else go home.

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wow just reading this almost made me puke. thanks

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Friend put pure nicotine oil (the kind you add to vape juice) into a Snapple and didn’t tell me until after I drank. Worst thing I’ve ever tasted

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I think they were trying to poison you....

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Drinking nicotine oil is a really effective way to die, you know

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@feral-mt-zion I had NO IDEA it was in there. They were drinking it before handing it to me 😭

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One of my coworkers once tricked me into drinking pickle juice as a prank. I cannot STAND pickles to the point that just the smell makes me gag, and she knew this. I nearly puked and I went straight to the nearest sink and washed my mouth out with water for what must have been at least 5 minutes

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That's a terrible person and not in the good way.

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@nightmare-from-heaven Eh, I had a good laugh about it once I got the taste washed out of my mouth haha. Though to be fair she WAS a pretty awful person in plenty of other ways, so you're ultimately not wrong!

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I wouldve puked on her

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a tablespoon of unsweetened baking chocolate dissolved in a shot of cold tap water

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Makers mark. I hallucinated the smell randomly for years after

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@guessed-starred This is common with alcohol consumption. Especially with charcoal distillates. I was never an alcoholic by any means but I've been traumatized by it the last like 5 times I've drank over the last like eight years and I'm done. Lol😭

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NyQuil because I was sick af, ended up in the ER because NyQuil is dangerous and should not be used ever at all. It tastes like the fumes from paint thinner mixed with ammonia. Nasty.

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Pine tea. Just, like licking a stack of pine needles

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i eat pine needles because i like the taste but i can never make the tea taste as good. what did you do?? please i want to lick a stack of pine needles

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@i-admire-rats It was a Korean vending machine drink. So i think if you look up Korean pine needle tea that should get you in the right ballpark.

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Tonic water. Straight tonic water. My grandmother drinks it on the daily, I have no idea how she does it.

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when i was a kid and my dad made gin and tonics i’d beg for the extra tonic water he didn’t use

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Coconut water in terms of texture but in terms of taste....I think there was this juice I bought at a convenience store and it was bad like really bad and it had an after taste

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hot chocolate powder mixed into boiled lemon juice.

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or pilk but cherry cola and vanilla soy milk

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i would love to know the string of decisions that led to this. was it just an idea you had, or a dare, or...?

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@sakurabomb acidic hot chocolate was for science/personal discovery! pilk was a friend inviting me to enjoy his beverage

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An entire gallon of milk in 57 minutes. I also chugged some vinaigrette salad dressing because I thought the acid would cancel out the milk

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That sounds like a good way to make potion of instant spoiled milk directly in your stomach

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Lemon cleaning spray: 1/10, absolutely terrible 10 juice + milk combo: 3/10, destroyed my stomach Bong water: 5/10, didn’t taste bad but just the knowledge I was drinking algae was off-putting

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I forgor squirrel milk replacer that one was a formative memory. probably 5/10 just because it was cold

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Did you mean "bog" because how the hell do you get algae in a bong

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cultured buttermilk, bought it with my lunch thinking it was a bottle of 1% milk, discovered it was not only as i took a swig

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Black coffee except it was brewed with redbull instead of water

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The why was because I was trying to stop a friend from drinking a 4th redbull, but I was making myself a coffee at the time and thought "ah fuck it, I have assignments I've gotta do" and decided I'd double up on the caffeine. This happened at school inmy senior yeah, and I walked into my next class still sipping that abomination

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i respect the attempt o7 how was it caffeine wise?

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Cleaning product, 0/10 3 year old me ended up in the hospital with a burnt eosauphugus (idk how to spell it) that i still have till this day 😭

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RIP your esophagus but low-key that's amazing

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Buckley’s

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The bartenders I worked with decided to have a make the grossest shot and I won. I called it the dirty p*ssy 1 oz Tequila Rose 1oz water from tuna can. Pink and Fishy 🤢 Also, if it was your first night working with us, you'd have to do a shot of everything that was in the spill tray aka an LA Traffic Jam, before we'd give you your tips.

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That is horrendous 😭

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Oh damn

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liquid soap or blendered up regular soap

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I think I tried that as well. I definitely tried shampoo. Also I shoved a piece of soap up my nose as a kid once and it burned so badly.

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@tinywafflerat liquid soap 😭 I thought it was water; my sibling was being a little silly, as they say, and I was too young (read: stupid) to give any thought about its consistency to question the contents of the glass I was offered. I was also just not expecting to be fed soap, which I like to think is a normal expectation to have at any age

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Nomu Milk from Japan which is basically artificially flavored mayonnaise milk and it tastes like sour milk harvested from the bottom of a dumpster on a hot day. Never poured something out so quickly in my life

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Thanks to Hero Academia that has a hilariously disgusting connotation to me.

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@legitimatesatanspawn Ikr... not the nomu

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