It's true, romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head/Lauri/30/germany/all I'm really sure about is that I'm queer/probably gray-ace and gray-aro/agender most of the time/ADHD/Current Hyperfixation: 9-1-1/Life Status: whoops/Ask Box Temporarily Closed/If I still reblog posts that say ask me something it's because I'm a dumbass/
you know how everyone grows up feeling like there’s something missing inside them? well it turns out something was missing the whole time. and yep. it’s the amulet
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
“how dare you say we piss on the poor” in response to someone misinterpreting your post
“_ isnt gonna fuck you” for suck up behavior
“woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?” for who the fuck cares
“and what if the world was made of pudding” for when would this ever matter.
“and sharks are smooth both ways” for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
“.. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat” for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that’s just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Don’t forget “and then everybody clapped” for calling “fake” on a heartwarming story about getting to put someone in their place with a sick burn
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
not to like out myself as having whatever problems I have but if Sam Reich gave me an extremely bizarre and detailed list of tasks and one year to not only complete it but complete it better than two other people, I feel like it would really fix my life. clarity of purpose would find me to an extent that it never has before.
