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Larry Fink
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Lawrence Douglas Fink, also known under his nickname Larry Fink, is an ugly and circumcised and grey-haired 72-year-old dude with erectile dysfunction.
What makes him so special?
Fink is the founder of the Black Rock empire. Through it, he aims to gain world domination in order to impress young ladies. His net worth is over 9,000,000,000!
Using his wealth, he can buy Porsches and Yachts, however, he can not buy away his erectile dysfunction. In fact, an average European teenager has a better sex life than Larry can ever dream of having. After Larry drives his date (who is half a century younger tham himself) home in his expensive Porsche, the woman soon realizes Larry can't perform in bed.