>>17383066 (OP)
YES SAAR KHAN PLEASE REDEEM

How do they money from those marks though? They’re all poor

>>17383066 (OP)
POO IN THE LOO RUMBLE SAAR

>>17383066 (OP)
>first conquer space
>now WWE PLE
india is on track to becoming super power by 2027

>>17383079
As with the Saudis, while the peasants don't have much, there are enough with wealth to make it worthwhile. Imagine how many rupees an Indian of a high caste like brahmin, would spend to dunk on those untouchable desi boys with his signed selfie with roman reigns.

what could it be named? Like realistically. Not anything racist or funny. My guess is some shit like:

>WWE and Snickers Present…
MUMBAI MELTDOWN

>>17383097

WWE presents
>VISHNU’S WRATH

>>17383097
likely going to be Superstar Spectacle III

>>17383066 (OP)
They're going to have to have a fucking riot squad for when Liv comes out. Probably going to have to shoot some guys.

>>17383097
>BOLLYWOOD BEATDOWN

Imagine the smell

The wrestlers must fucking hate it. I decided to go to Delhi and Agra (Taj Mahal) when I was based in Asia a few years ago and even staying in a 5 star hotel and having a private driver didn’t insulate me from how utterly miserable the country was.

>>17383131
Did you redeem da vageen Sar?

>>17383090
Does India have a wealthy/better off city they can get a rich crowd from?

>>17383131
It's genuinely nightmarish watching videos of Indian society.

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>>17383136
There's 1 billion people in India. The Narendra Modi Stadium can be set up for like 130k people and chances are there are enough marks willing to pay a relatively ridiculous price to make a profit in that country that it wouldn't be a financial disaster. And the crowd will be absolutely rabid.

>>17383066 (OP)
How are they gonna make any money from Indians to make even the trip there worthwhile? Recent WWE has been selling tickets for exorbitant prices, jeets don't even get payed enough money to afford one of those tickets.

>>17383136
I'm sure there are like older imperial cities like Bombay and goa, but WWE in India will get all the prajeets into rabid onions mode so they will be selling amongst eachother long after tickets are sold.
Like >>17383136 says.

>>17383146
See the post above you. Not all of them are poor. Someone has to be running that call centre and there the focal point of pay. There are rupees to be made. Can you imagine how many thirsty, incels there are with rich parents that want to worship WWE women before their arranged marriages?

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fuck it. How about a 15,000-seater arena for an India PPV?

>>17383066 (OP)
Down n' Dirty in Delhi will be the name of the PLE

>>17383143
>The Narendra Modi Stadium can be set up for like 130k people and chances are there are enough marks willing to pay a relatively ridiculous price to make a profit in that country that it wouldn't be a financial disaster.
They did a show in a 5k-seat arena the last time and it had John Cena on the card, and they still didn't sell it out until the last week.

WWE's viewership in India are mostly teens that don't have the money themselves to pay for expensive tickets.

>>17383066 (OP)
>have one big sold out record breaking pajeet show
>75% casualty rate of roster due to dysentery for the next month
>scramble to pillage NXT roster to replace screwing up that shows roster
>ratings plummet
Great plan Nick.

>>17383213
Still sold out. There are far more marks there than you think there are there.

>>17383066 (OP)
I hope they're going to have rock bottom ticket prices

>>17383136
i heard kerala pretty civilized

>>17383136
I think Punjab and the South have richer cities.

>>17383259
Point is if John Cena took until the last week to sell out a 5k seat arena, there's no way they sell out Modi Stadium unless tickets are 20 times cheaper.

>There are far more marks there than you think there are there.
The marks are there but their parents aren't marks to pay for it.

They need to hire extra security for any blonde woman in the roster and Roman Reigns.

>>17383243
This. They'd literally need everyone to bring enough tinned food and bottled water to last for the entire tour.

Diarrhea Ripley is gonna be mad over

Imagine Liv and Raquel walking to the arena before hundreds of Rajdeep swarm on them.

>>17383097
MAHARASHA MAYHEM

>>17383499
>WWE presents live from New Delhi: Gujarati Gang Rape

The only way I could ever see this working is some very very rich jeet does a mini Saudi deal and pays for the show and tickets are like $3. Indians are so poor over 70% of the country still doesn't have home internet access

>>17383066 (OP)
Didn't they try doing a tour in India years ago and could barely sell any tickets cause they don't have money and half the wrestlers who went got sick and were out for several weeks recovering

>>17383143
>willing to pay a relatively ridiculous price to make a profit in that country
Have you met Indians? They're bigger cheapskates than fucking Jews, they don't want to pay for anything

>>17383544
>rhea out for months due to food poisoning
Pls pls pls pls

>>17383263
You heard wrong, all their cities are giant slums, I argued with one online once who tried to claim there was wealthy and modern cities and to prove it he sent me an AI pic but the retard forgot to crop the watermark out lol

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>>17383066 (OP)
Pajeets that you want to see make an appearance

>>17383457
Even if you do that there's still a good chance of getting sick there, it is without a doubt the filthiest most disease ridden place on earth, there is so much shit everywhere poo particles are always in the air

WWE so desperate they are willing to subject talent to Olympics conditions.
Nice way to pump the dwindling netflix (American) veiwership numbers overall

>>17383717
It's okay, Tony will run a show in Pakistan to show the global reach of AEW soon after.

>>17383327
>Roman Reigns gets gangraped to death
cruel world

I think the last India tour had to drop some dates, but Jinder was a top guy back then and apparently he wasn't really liked in India. I feel like we wouldn't see Roman go to one of these though I know it'd do a lot for the business there so maybe they could get him to do it. Still quite a ways away so who really knows how things would shape up

How many gift cards must redeem for ticket sirs?

>>17383544
Yeah they tried doing multiple house shows but had to cancel all but one due to low ticket sales. If they try a PLE it'll be a disaster lmao

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>>17383066 (OP)
IMAGINE THE SMELL.

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>>17383939
Well, they could easily just eat the costs of the entire event by themselves but realistically they can get india to pay for the venue like they did with Perth Australia where the local tourism board I believe put out a lot of money to get them there.

Then sell tickets at street shitter prices so it's gonna sold out for basically pennies, so it's gonna be a shitty gate...
HOWEVER that doesn't really fucking matter, the point is the publicity and promoting them as a global brand.

>>17383131
Bret Hart describes what a shithole India is pretty well in his book. He said it smells like shit everywhere and he accidentally stepped in it once kek

>>17383097
shitshow

>>17383860
Indians still believe it's real. No shit a chickenshit heel wasn't beloved.

>>17385019
they're not that dumb, it's probably because he is a sikh and the hindu majority doesn't like them

>>17383066 (OP)
You have a button in front of you. If you push it, all jeets of all varieties will disappear. However it will also cause your son to troon out. Do you push it?

>>17383097
Insaarexion

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tko has ruined wwe