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Janeishly

I'm really loving how Mastodon has become a refuge for all the grizzled seafarers on the ocean of the internet. They pop up in my feed and their bios all say something like

"I've been online for longer than the internet. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. 56k modems on fire in the light of Usenet. I watched IRC forks glitter in the dark near the Gateway 3000. All those moments will be lost in slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify."

@Janeishly

Unless those refugees are Jews, then it's basically like being on Twitter or Facebook circa 2017.

@serge I initially had a harsher response to this, then I went through your feed, and I'll instead simply say this:

I get where you're coming from, but your post was extremely off-topic, and I think is more likely to cost than gain you allies. You can agree or not agree with how Mastodon has a disproportionate number of grizzled tech veterans, but I don't think that's the right context to bring Zionism into the chat. And if you were actually around in 2017? Honestly, I'd *take* 2017 Twitter or Facebook over 2025 *anything*. So I'm not even entirely sure what your point was

@bmp

I'm pointing out that there's a high degree of antisemitism on the Fediverse.

I didn't bring up Zionism. I talked about antisemitism, and I can assure you that there's plenty of antisemitism thrown at Jews who have either never expressed an opinion on Zionism, or who have expressed anti-Zionist views.

I was on Twitter in ~2008/2009, so yeah I was on twitter in 2017.

My point was that antisemitism and harassment of Jews was widespread then,. and that's about the level that the Fediverse is now.

@serge @bmp I'm no expert, and I may not be right, but you may have a server issue

There's plenty of places in here that never see that rubbish. But afaik they don't end in #social

@Janeishly

<fake Yorkshire accent>
56k modem? Luxury! When I were a lad ...
🙃

@TheLancashireman Yeah, I've already had a mate saying "Pah! 2800 baud rate was all we had".

I'm not actually sure how fast(slow) my first connection was, because after I finished my MA in 1991 I was offline for about 8 years and missed all the very slow bits!

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman

2800 baud, you speed freak 1200\75 BBC Micro Prestel was my first online experience.

@Mark62 @Janeishly @TheLancashireman if we’re comparing, my 110/300bps acoustic coupler wants it’s hat 🎩 thrown into the ring.

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman I started at 300 baud. I can still picture the Tandy/Radio Shack modem.

@shawnhooper @Janeishly @TheLancashireman
The ones where you put the actual phone receiver on them? My dad had one of those.

@katrinakatrinka @Janeishly @TheLancashireman No, you’d dial the phone and then when you heard it pick up, you’d press a big red button on the modem and hang up the phone.

@katrinakatrinka @shawnhooper @Janeishly @TheLancashireman yeah, I’ve got one of these… was my first modem.

I’ve even kept a leased USWest rotary phone so I have a legit handset 📞 for using it if the opportunity arises.

@shawnhooper @Janeishly @TheLancashireman I had this here as my first device to the online world.

But even had the authorization of the German Federal Post Office (at that time also called the yellow plague)
300baud on #c64

the story behind my regular mailbox (bbs), which I visited regularly at the beginning:
tecs.de/box/geschichte.html

#bbs#tecs#ansi

@shawnhooper those 56k hippie youngsters need to get off our lawn dammit!
@Janeishly @TheLancashireman

@shawnhooper @Janeishly @TheLancashireman same, and I still hear the music in my head to some games I played on the Commodore 64

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman Honestly, I was jealous you had a Gateway 3000. All I had access to was a Gateway 2000. 😆

@vertigo @TheLancashireman Ha, I didn't - I just thought it fitted with the quote!

@Janeishly @TheLancashireman You mean 2400? But I actually used an acoustic coupler at 300 bps. I know the reason for line oriented editors.

@TheLancashireman @Janeishly Modems?!? Why, when I was a lad, we had two cups and string and we liked it! 😜

@moelassus @TheLancashireman @Janeishly
Cups? Luxury. Us had two baked bean cans scrounged out of next door's dustbin and we had to leave the tomato sauce and rat pee in them for Sunday dinner.

@Janeishly
56k? So you had a posh one then. Bet it even had autodial.

300 baud ftw.

@tony My first one actually did because I was offline between university and buying my first computer several years later!

@Janeishly
When Kermit wasn't just a frog
Parity was not about dominance in sports leagues
Norton commanded the'verse
And HP products and corporate culture were admired

@PizzaDemon That's one of the things that really bugs me about enshittification. I used to *recommend* HP products. That makes me feel rather ill now.

@Janeishly @PizzaDemon
Oh god, HP products used to be -so good-! And like, cheap! The desktops were bricks that just worked, the printers you could drop off a truck mid printjob and they'd be fine.

And...now...

@Oggie @PizzaDemon Exactly! The printers! So good!

Meanwhile my laptop before this one was an HP because there were no suitable Asuses (Asusii??) when I came to buy one. When it got stolen from my car I was annoyed, because expense, and hammering a new Windows machine into shape always takes about a fortnight, BUT I was also sniggering at the fact that someone was now trying to use my piece of shit HP machine that had been crap since I bought it.

@Janeishly @PizzaDemon
Very much that gene wilder Wonka gif 'oh no, wait, come back'.

But i'm sorry you lost the laptop if only because it IS such a pain to set it all up again

@Oggie @PizzaDemon Yeah, it was a bit of a gut punch at the time, but fortunately I have a bunch of spare former laptops knocking around (probably like the rest of the seafarers) and a good backup, so I was up and working again after a couple of hours. New laptop arrived a few days later (Asus – I learned that particular lesson) and overall it was a positive experience. (Could have done without a sudden and unexpected massive car repair two weeks later, but hey ho.)

@Janeishly Yeah, but did those filthy casuals ever use Prestel?

@Janeishly That's not the list of things a real old timer on the Internet would bring up. We would talk of goats from Christmas Island, girls hanging out in tubs, and the sharing of cups.

That is, we would...if the filters didn't instantly block such conversations.

@rogerggbr @Janeishly ooh, memories … whose (after this) had ‘demon dialer’ as a feature?

@Janeishly All that, and finding a new BBS that was within your local calling area. Better yet finding out that a new ISP was in your town and they had much better service then your current ISP

@Janeishly Back before the Web... When the internet was Gopher, WAIS, Veronica, IRC, and Usenet. It was a hell of a time.

@Lightfighter @Janeishly Usenet was not on the Internet then - not until it was bridged by InterNetNews in 1992 (after the Web).

I remember Usenet discussions around 1987: "I've heard of this new thing called the Internet. What is it? Is it any good?"

@robinadams @Lightfighter I'm afraid I've got a very vague understanding of when the internet actually began as a thing, because I was using what I now *think* of as the internet in 1989 (it was actually JANET) to play MUD. I had another couple of years of that until I finished my MA, and then an 8-ish year gap. By the time I got back it was definitely the internet.

@Janeishly @Lightfighter Jan 1 1983 is usually the date named as the "birthday of the Internet", when ARPANET switched to using TCP/IP so it could share traffic with any other network using that protocol.

Usenet started before then in 1980, spreading from BBS to BBS via dial-up users uploading and downloading the posts.

The Web came later in 1989, using the Internet so you could click on a link in one document to jump to a document on a completely different machine.

Before then to use the Internet, you had to know where the machine that had thing you wanted was, connect to it by FTP or Telnet, log in (the log in prompt would give you instructions, usually username "anonymous" and password your email address), read the "message of the day", and navigate through that machine's file system (this was how I first learned Unix commands).

MUDs were big then. I spent a lot of time on MOOs (object-oriented MUDs where you could create your own items by coding their behaviour in an object-oriented language).

Now get off my lawn you darn kids.

@robinadams @Lightfighter @Janeishly um… what?

Usenet and uucp were gen1 internet capabilities. Perhaps we have different definitions of ‘internet’, but bangpath-era internet WAS internet.

@cascheranno @Lightfighter @Janeishly By Internet I mean the network that uses the Internet Protocol Suite and grew out of ARPANET.

There were a few rival global networks in the 1980s, including the Internet, UUCPNET (which used bangpaths etc.), FidoNet and BITNET.

The World Wide Web was the killer application that made the Internet much more popular than its rivals, most of which have died out. (Checked just now and happy that FidoNet still exists, but traffic on it is tiny compared to the Internet and compared to what it used to be.)

@Janeishly there are non-grizzled out in the world somewhere??

@monstreline I think the non-grizzled ones are still hoping Bluesky is going to work.

@Janeishly @monstreline Booskie is like the endless September, and we snuck around it.

@Janeishly I like to remind people of the lil green on green chat boxes you'd plug into the phoneline from the 80s. Because that was a thing. xD And remembering when my parents upgraded from 14k to 56k and the computer not even know what the math to do with it. But also, BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEE

@Janeishly You can tell us from the others because, when we want you to be quiet, we simply write +++, and then wonder why it fails