i found shoujo manga parody with edsali (in sense that it’s parody on shoujo genre plot) and I’ve been screeching a whole hour into a pillow because this shit is just too fucking cute I’m crying???
screams into a fucking void
i absolutely forgor how to use tablet LMAO--
*yells in time limit while trying to draw pretty french man speedrun *
IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW HIM DEAR FUCKING GOD
/god my fingers hurt it’s a curse to draw on phone/
anyway kinda updated outfit selection for minions based on non/existing skins and stuff just for fun ig
- all minions share same face (the only exception are two of them who only have one eye each) and mostly same clothes with slight alterations, their hairstyles differ which helps to tell them apart
- all minions appear childlike and real but they’re pretty much like puppets so when undressed their joints can be clearly seen
- they don’t have sense and concept of gender and pretty much don’t even have any definitive traits (akin to gemstones from houseki no kuni)
- Madame Crane uses them as creative models (especially considering they don’t move and can be put in poses like mannequins) so she has a lot of fun designing eight variations of same outfits
… im too deep into this mess, I legitimately have sketched sleepwear, dantes-inspired, summer, swimsuit, gala and default outfits for salieri’s minions
but also why they so cute—
(non full and not complete) ultimate EdSali headcanon and brainrot list (because apparently I have poor self control and have those men in a chokehold just like they have me) Keep reading
Me and friend brainrotting over potential of 5★ Pretender Jekyll and Hyde it’s the most fun I had in a week
YES I CALLED YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER WELCOME HOME, BROKE F2P STATUS EXACTLY FOR YOU
Honestly those 15 paid SQ was absolutely worth it, not only Dantes and Gorgon but also NP5 Salieri
Avengers at this summon session really said it’s time to assemble and start avenging
me, looking at my several pages edsali headcanons and brainrots: ah fuck—
the way I just decides to roll all the gift login SQ out of boredom not even intending to get her and after three multis and skipping my rolls she spooks me with ‘hello there’ energy so I consider myself cursed lucky with this one—
I know it’s a translation issue and jp related joke about ‘Count of Monte Cristo’ having two official Japanese translated titles hence why we have ‘Gankutsuou’ and ‘Count of Monte Cristo’ as names for two separate iterations (and I bet rider version would’ve actually gotten honor of bearing ‘Edmond Dantes’ name)
But it’s also hilarious that ‘Gankutsuou’ version doesn’t want to be called Edmond Dantes and eng translation does exactly opposite purely became there’s no other way
Edmond: I don’t want to be called Edmond Dantes since I’m not the same man
FGO’s eng translation/Guda: proceeds to call him exactly that in next sentence
Edmond: … okay listen here you little bitch—
my mutual said ‘Edmond in Sanhua fit and Salieri in Selena (Tempest) one’ and ngl vibes wise it kinda works—
Idek even if I’ll ever clean this one but I kinda wanted salieri (and his minions) to have similar in vibes outfit with count
I aggressively beg that count’s new outfit becomes an actual skin IT’S A CRIME IF IT WON’T—
u know i constantly see opinion that Fate’s handling of irl history and shit leads to some insane ass results and I’m like
have you people ever considered historically (and mythologically) accurate fate down to every detail and gender and stuff that shit would be even more wilder than whatever the fuck fate has going on
modern AU where Salieri is a famous enough conductor and a teacher at music school who’s also secretly a big cars nerd and a drift king
salieri correctly predicts betting polls based on his observations and hearing
then someone insults him and he makes his opponent eat dust with his pro drifting (maybe with eurobeat for more fun) on Dantes’ expensive car only later to apologize for taking it on impulse while Edmond was supposed to be the one driving on their way to concert hall while Dantes nervously smokes his 5th cigarette being like ‘remind me to never insult his ability to drive okay—‘
okay listen I need y’all to understand my old grandpa/grandma master vision—
I know FGO has young master as MC but like consider
old man/woman as a FGO MC where they legitimately ended up in this mess by literal pure accident, maybe being someone from staff
like the idea of absolute humiliation to enemies to learn that their ass was kicked not even by a master candidate but a fucking old ass staff member who accidentally happened to have small aptitude for magic
I just love how if any Russian classical literature character will make it into FGO they all collectively will look at Napoleon and go well hello there
The way he’s mentioned in every second classical book and equally kinda hated across them is ultimately hilarious
Raskolnilov as an Assassin class taking out his axe be like: okay using him as an inspirational model clearly was a shit decision
one of the reasons I absolutely adore Avenger class as a whole (aside from it having my faves) is that they’re by concept itself are allowed to be angry. They’re been wronged one way or other, they feel anger, frustration, pain and they’re ALLOWED to be very open about it. They’re perfect middle ground between normal class servants and Bersekers with their madness, they’re sane enough to be mad.
also as a court of crime secretary with non regulated work hours and barely any weekends I relate to their nature on spiritual level fr, me channeling my inner Dantes or Jalter to live through another working day
I just love how out of context this trope’s description for Jinchul sounds like a legitimate premise for a romance plot I’m crying
I’m not an expert or someone with deep knowledge in literature and stuff
But after rereading Count of Monte Cristo I kinda think that Edmond and Haydee’s dynamic would’ve worked so much better if they had strictly father-daughter dynamic
Especially considering that child casualties he didn’t account for in his plots is one of the reasons of him snapping out of his frenzy and going like ‘dear god what have I become’
Him having realization he went too far to the point innocent child gets dragged into crossfire and poisoned by his own mother, then looking at Haydee and having a thought that same can happen to her too if he’ll keep going on with whole revenge thing
Idek in my brain Count always had that vibe of a man still capable of love (romantic or familial one) but choosing to mostly abandon it or pursue purely familial love (in form of Haydee) and dedicate himself to family
I like the idea of Edmond and Salieri occasionally conversing in either French of Italian depending on mood and flow of conversation. Both are rather fluent in other’s language plus it’s just funny for them to casually jump from one language to other mid conversation just to screw with outsiders
me, seeing banner schedule and seeing there’s Douman, Dantes and Ruliarty banners, holding said men in a death grip: you all are coming home not only by simp reasons but also because I need those extra classes
HELP my mutual saw some A1 Dantes and A2 Salieri art and legitimately confused them with each other
them just swapping clothes for one reason or another and they probably do manage to imitate each other good enough others don’t notice unless look close enough
‘Count I genuinely can’t kuhaha it kills my throat how do you even manage it on daily basis’
‘Kapellmeister I can’t conduct for shit how does swinging a stick around helps’
hanakihan Follow oh my fucking god I legitimately speedran (while still reading story) 6th and 7th singularities as well as 3 out of 4 pseudo singularities for her bannerher refusing to come home after so many rolls, so here I am stuck with 3 SQ, throwing them on her banner once again ready to give up since its last day and I have work tomorrow (ah yes 4 murder cases court hearings my beloved) so I just skip summon animation only to see HER coming home it was so out of nowhere I almost coughed out my asthmatic lungs—
hanakihan Follow still trying to figure out overall idea BUT ANYWAY I never was a designer or an artists I’m a fucking court of crime lawyer have mercy on my lack of imagination JDNJSNSJSNI like the idea of them all having Edmond’s resting bitch face that barely emotes on early stages of their existence hence why they’re so animated and chirpy also all eight of them said ‘fuck gender we don’t know it’ so they all collectively probably look extremely androgynous #me making them cute but also uncanny enough#I hope so at least#them and Edmond’s resting bitch face#staring into your soul#since Salieri’s minions own guns and spears why not to continue main classes analogy#remembering minion’s metallic hands I probably should add some armor too#so many good designs and my crooked hands /weeps/
hanakihan Follow i-bring-crack-deactivated202407 asked:UDBSJSNJSJEJE the joke is sei would try but fail miserably/man I need to check jp raws I haven’t in AGES
hanakihan Follow i just love how my brain came up with implication of why Salieri’s minions started to receive enough mana to manifest constantly and have more human like appearance ‘… Count, don’t you think that Salieri’s minions also kinda resemble you—‘‘How about we do not talk about it, master‘#fate grand order#fgo#I just love how this mystery started and evolved into a comedic mess#salieri be having no idea why that’s happening#dantes having all the idea based on the fact that minions do resemble him a little in looks and behavior as well#guda has suspicions and is having too much fun from this#dantes supplying salieri with mana and here’s the result#‘now go and take responsibility’ says guda who’s having to much fun to dantes who’s having a crisis#rest of chaldea seeing them trying to collect chaotic gremlins in one place and going like#wait a fucking minute why they look like a family#side note dantes is definitely the one to take children out on a beach to see them freak out seeing sea for first time#he’s also the one to proceed to pick them all up and yeet them into said sea while laughing maniacally
hanakihan Follow 3 out of 8 murdering chaotic cute minions children (re-mi-fa)#they’re actually pretty cute and sweet albeit extremely curious and chaotic children who chirp in their respective notes#until they’re either assisting Salieri in a battle or see someone they don’t like#then they just stare with their piercing soulless stare#them being cute but also extremely uncanny valley coded#they do look and behave like children but unlike other servant-children in Chaldea they feel unnatural#salieri still loves them tho even though they’re troublemakers#they all have capes and hats and because of that Edmond is their favorite uncle to hang out with#I know there’s 7 main notes but tsshhhh there’s a fun twist to it
hanakihan Follow okay listen listen listenSalieri himself doesn’t really know what exactly are his minions and how they came to be but he kinda rolls with it because they get job doneThen the more he summons them or spends time with them said minions start to show more personality and begin to change because Salieri does supply them with his mana too in passive way. One day he ends up with a bunch of chaotic curious children who he needs to keep in check because they just run around and distract other servants by their chirps and noises. Salieri is high key on verge of tears because he had zero idea what to do with them or how to even try to handle them, but then his parenting/tutor skills kick in and situation becomes better.Downside is that now he’s stuck with a flock of chirping children who are too excited and curious and either cling to him with iron grip or run off on their own so Salieri needs to run around Chaldea and catch them one by one#fate grand order#fgo#listen the delulu is strong with this one bear with me#salieri be standing here as an avenger surrounded by high key embodiments of his children and be like#‘why people only remember me for murder i did not commit and amount of children I had’#he looks miserable and annoyed but he absolutely adores them#he’s not a clown nor an entire circus he’s an entire kindergarten#they have no fear watch them approach some supposedly dangerous servants with no care in world while salieri yells on background#they collectively decided to pat Lobo and do so without any fear#them just surrounding Edmond while tugging at his cape and hes just standing here looking like hes ready to murder but internally screaming#antonio salieri
hanakihan Follow i Like to think that Salieri’s minions are echoes of his childrenwhich also makes me wonder if something even was clearly recorded about his childrenit’s known there was 8 of them and at least half survived but from what I understood half of their names is also unknown as well as gender proportions one Russian academy journal wrote about his children a little and here they mention that it was 7 daughters and 1 son.
hanakihan Follow have any of u seen eiyuu senki design for Beethoven because that’s the shit I would gladly see in FGO as well because her design is THAT good (also lmao petite kuudere girl in headphones who drags piano into a fight being a berserker would be so funny)
hanakihan Follow if fgo refuses to give salieri summer spiriton dress so avenger summer trio can be complete then I’ll do it myself#fate grand order#fgo#antonio salieri#*head in hands*#please never allow me to draw#I gave up into my desire for summer salieri#his summer spiriton dress making him suffer#starting from too revealing clothes to heat in general#he’s suffering under sun#anyway wanted to play with spiriton dress card#he’s clearly suffering from heat and got sunburned#please help this man#he probably wanted to cool down a little and either tripped or was pushed into water#he’s dressed rather concealing in mind with him easy sunburning because albino#he still ends up sunburned#edmond and jalter probably keeping an eye on him he’s dying under sun#*jumps back into trash can*
