>>705870089 (OP)
>already talking about players instead of sales
Yep just like starfield and veilguard, it flopped

>>705870089 (OP)
>1 million players
it's all white women

>>705870178
*trans women

>>705870089 (OP)
What's the conversion rate of 1 million Canadian players to American players?

HOLY FLOP

>>705870089 (OP)
AIEEEEEEEE TRUMPMAN SAVE US

They used players instead of sales. Ouch. Now that is desperation.

So...I'm non-binary, nigga

>>705870089 (OP)
>Players
Veilguard-esque.

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>players

>>705870089 (OP)
Means literally nothing
also they could easily lie about the numbers

>>705870089 (OP)
Curious, how many players did dragonage have in a day?

>>705870223
About tree fiddy

>>705870089 (OP)
>players
lol

>>705870089 (OP)
>players

lol

>>705870148
>>705870275
Explain the difference to someone who does not know the pilpul of the rat people.

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>>705870089 (OP)
FromSoft Wins again

>>705870089 (OP)
>Players
Was this shit on game pass or something?

TAKESHI BTFO'D

>>705870089 (OP)
Veilguard amassed 1.5m player in total which was below the 3m EA expected.
What happen to the devs of that game?

>>705870089 (OP)
why not say five million if you're going to lie

>>705870089 (OP)
and none of them owns the game

>>705870089 (OP)
It passed one gorrillion players just now!

>>705870148
>shartfield
>flopped
i see what you're trying to do saaar.

>>705870361
One copy is passed around the whole favela I'm brasil. Same with Indians in Canada on the designation ss

>>705870089 (OP)
lol it made back its budget in 1 day
anti-woke grifters in fucking shambles

>>705870361
Game Pass

>>705870089 (OP)
10m people played Starfield.

>>705870361
gamespass player =/= a sale

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>1 million
Huh?

>>705870089 (OP)
>players

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where the FUCK are the 31 replies??

im seeing literally 0 wtf

Well, /pol/skins always lose. Just a part of their daily humiliation ritual.

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>Asssassin's creed flexing on 1 FUCKING MILLION of players.

>You used to sell dozens man.

Lemmi guess, they gave out 950,000 copies?

Reminder they'll need about $6 million just to break even.

Chuds are not taking it well, lads
>>705870305
>>705870418

>>705870586
6 million? That seems like a lot.

>>705870541
Total players. So Playstationfags, Ubisoft+ subs, and the friends and family of the 5,000 employees.

>>705870223
5 Canadians weigh about 1 American m

>>705870635
reminds me of that tragedy

>>705870586
6 million sales I mean, pardon my retardation

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>players

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>>705870089 (OP)
only MILLIONS to go before they even START making money

>>705870089 (OP)
THESE POSTS ARE ALL MADE BY UBISOFT SHILLS! NEVER FORGETTI HOW IT WAS REVEALED THAT UBISOFT HAS CREATED A PLAN IN ORDER TO COUNTER THE "4CHAN RACISTS" WHEN THE GAME RELEASES! THIS IS THAT PLAN, YOU'RE SEEING IT UNFOLDING BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, RIGHT NOW!!!

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>>705870396
Not gamepass, but on Ubisoft+ which I guarantee a vast majority of people are using to play the game right now. And no, just like gamepass, none of them actually bought the game.

That's why they're specifically using "players" not copies sold

>>705870148
>>705870275
>>705870305
>>705870503
>>705870543
>>705870541

its not gamepass, its ubisoft+ which means any player on it is all profit unlike gamepass which is a lump sum

>>705870148
Correct. It's over. Get that resume brushed up

>>705870735
what the fuck is wrong with you computer

>>705870361
Players != sales.

If it was sales, Ubi would talk SALES.

>>705870735
>That's why they're specifically using "players" not copies sold

ooooooh, I get it now.

Why are these 1 TRILLION player posts always from games that barely have players on steam

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>this nig kaboooookiii

>>705870089 (OP)
>players
heh

>>705870148
All those players bought the game

>>705870735
>give away your brand new $70 game for $18
chasing after popular trends has caused these retards to lose their damn minds.

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>>705870735
why would you ever buy a game at full price when this shit exists?

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>>705870089 (OP)
>Players
Yeah, it's over. They unironically need at least 10 million in SALES to turn a profit.

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>players

>>705870551
I love seeing you around, you seething faggot.
Die mad as your side continues to lose power lmfao

reminder 1 million on ubi+ is a pure win cuz they not only get all profit from mtx but they suck you in with a monthly frr and get your data to sell to marketers

>>705870089 (OP)
>Players
Ubisisters, the chuds won...

>>705870828
Paid shills and fanboys doing damage control

>>705870089 (OP)
>players
lol

>>705870735
Pretty good numbers if they have that many people using their own sub service

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are international media corporations now having internet arguments with /v/ though social media

>>705870995
Saar do not redeem the coping Saar!

>>705870089 (OP)
umm brown weeb manchild /v/irgin bros, i thought this game insulting our japanese overlords was going to flop...

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>>705870089 (OP)
>l-look we already got 1 Million players. What? No i-it's not weird that we're announcing this without any data to back this up this early h-haha
Desperation move

>one million people suckered into their in house sub service
>v thinks its bad
goes to show no one itt is a marketer

>>705870089 (OP)
And Veilguard had 2 million ‘interactions’ or some shit and still was a massive flop
We’ll know how successful Shadows was if it isn’t in the bargain bin within a month or two.

>>705870995
Most people are going to pay for a month, beat the game, and unsub.

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>>705870828
Monke game had 5 million sales or something like that with 1 million active players on steam
Yeah its ridiculous, all to appease the stocks
It should be a crime to do that, for laws for me but not for them

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>players

>Microsoft doing game pass
>Ubisoft doing game pass
Who else is doing this shit? I guess it actually profits, somehow? I thought it was a money sinker.

>>705870775
>any player on it is all profit

They spent something like 300 million to make the game. Its going to need much more to not be a loss. If they had the sales they would say so. Second even once its in the profit it has to be far into it to save Ubisoft. They are up a creek currently.

>>705870089 (OP)
Nice bait, shill

>>705870089 (OP)
>trusting ubisoft numbers
lmao

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What does Ubisoft even make that would drive a man to join a subscription service?

>>705871094
>game cost is insane
>needs to be sold at full price to make a profit
>a non-zero percentage of those subscribers were already subbed while Ubisoft’s financials are on fire
Cope you lefty faggot.

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>>705870089 (OP)
Now, where have I seen this before hmm....

>>705870828
Almost as if normalfag AAA slop mostly sells on retard boxes known as consoles.

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>>705870089 (OP)
>4 hours ago
4 hours ago
>4 hours ago
4 hours ago

>>705870089 (OP)
>players
>not sales
How bad did this game do? Goodness

Chudsisters…what about our Steamchart threads…

>>705870775
>>705870735

So we need a good estimate but if its 1 million playing how many subbed to ubisoft + for 1 month and are playing this now just so they can unsub after? 18 each is going to need alot more than 1 million to make a profit.

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>>705871123
Still pretty decent but a lot of people actually forget to cancel subscription services so it's gonna be more than that

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>>705870089 (OP)
Why does it matter if they said "players"?
It's not on gamepass or similar anyway.

>>705871270
People really dislike blacks for purely socio-economic factors

>>705871026
Yes, after all we're the internet hate machine kek.
They don't want to please their fanbase they just want to dunk on critics

>>705871315
Lmao look at this Saar

>players
Was ACS a goypass game?

>>705870541
Everyone knows that ps5 is 25 times more popular than PC.

>>705871315
>It's not on gamepass or similar anyway.
See >>705870735
Also the number counts people who returned it.

>>705871174
The vast, vast majority of people who do this subscribe for 1 month, play the game then unsub before that month runs out. So Ubisoft makes 18 bucks off everyone doing this just for "renting" the game for 30 days. Its profitable, sure I guess, but I don't know if it's sustainable in the long run especially when these game budgets are going over 350 million dollars per game.

You need *a lot* more than 1 million people subscribing to Ubisoft+ to make this tactic work

>>705871416
Even worse with a smaller install base, Goy-bisoft’s service

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>>705871449
>concurrent players = total players

>>705871449
gud marning saar

>>705871315
>>705871416
>>705870735

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Lotta coping itt

>>705870227
cope

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>>705871331
>new sim game drops
socio-economic factors: yasuke edition

>>705870381
kek

>>705871506
>>705871559
Lol, lmao even

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>>705870089 (OP)
Reminder that Veilguard sold 1.5 million copies, not players, and look what happened with that

>>705870864
Source: it came to me in a dream

>>705870089 (OP)
>look at our sales and players! We promise we’re making money!
I really despise the state of modern gaming. When I was younger absolutely nobody gave a shit about sales or amount of players. If a game was good it spoke for itself.
This is so tacky

>>705871076

We are going to have to wait for the weekend but its looking rough.

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>>705870089 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING POG BROTHERS
CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY ASSASSIN'S CREED™ SHADOWS ON MY PS5
THIS IS GONNA ROCK

>>705870918
>profit
What makes you think profit is the goal?

>>705870089 (OP)
THESE POSTS ARE ALL MADE BY UBISOFT SHILLS! NEVER FORGETTI HOW IT WAS REVEALED THAT UBISOFT HAS CREATED A PLAN IN ORDER TO COUNTER THE "4CHAN RACISTS" WHEN THE GAME RELEASES! THIS IS THAT PLAN, YOU'RE SEEING IT UNFOLDING BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, RIGHT NOW!!!

>>705871723
The fact that the company is in danger of going under or bought out is a good indication.

>>705871153

Its profitable when people forget to unsub. Or just stay on it and as a result of sunk cost play more of your companies shit instead of competition. In order for it to make sense they are going to have to not put all their new shit on there right away. Only offer the back catalog.

Of course they will also need to make non shit games so people are willing to buy them.

>>705870089 (OP)
Explain why this is a win for anyone.

>people itt pretending there are more than 3 people on ubisoft+

Lmao

>>705871580
>banana stand is left completely untouched
donkey kong lied to me.

>>705871258

Ubisoft + is on consoles and lets them play this for 18 for the month sub.

>>705871774
I promise you the people who are doing this do not give a shit if the company goes under.
They get paid to push an agenda by bigger powers, they will take their money then leave the company to rot. If they gave a shit about games they would not be churning out crappy game after crappy game so consistently

>>705871847
There's a million players playing AC right now and it's just been 4 hours.
Ubisoft+ is what makes sense. Otherwise it's a million people that paid 80 bucks. And I can't accept that.

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Is this real?

>>705871847
A lot of people just buy one month for $18 as opposed to spending $70.

Also you have to consider that even though Ubi+ player count is low, what kind of golem has Ubi+ but doesn't even play Ubi's biggest game of the past decade, so that conversion rate of Ubi+ subs to players is probably very high for the few poor stupid bastards that are actually subbed to Ubi+ already.

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>>705870089 (OP)
>players
>not sales
Does anybody except journals and disingenuous troons fall for this bullshit? They also already tried this with Veilguard and Star Wars Outlaws. Both massive flops.

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>>705870089 (OP)

>>705871847
why would anyone pick the $70 option when the $19.99 price is front and center on the storefront?

Yes, yes, but also - I don't give a shit.

>>705872092
grim

>>705872143
h-how can you not give a shit about 1M flies?

>>705872143
Cared enough to post ITT :)

>>705872092
>>705872149
Even vailguard managed to get 70k.

>>705872092
Veilguard had 70k

>>705872108
Most people don't use Ubishit's storefront to begin with

>>705871742

Their plan sucks as hard as their game does.

>>705870089 (OP)
MH Wilds
>8m
>sales, not players
>much lower budget, only needed to sell about 1m to break even

AC Shadows
>1m
>players, not sales
>much higher budget, needed about 7m full price sales to break even

Yeah they're cooked. Veilguard, Avowed, SW Outlaws did the same thing but all were massive flops.

>>705871847

You can just drop the 18 play and unsub on the spot. You dont need to be a subscriber ahead of time.

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/assassins-creed-shadows-has-already-passed-1-million-players.1140420/

>>705870089 (OP)
FUCK

>>705870089 (OP)
Called it. Two million at least in the first week. Why? Because the lowest common denominator is HUGE. Ubisoft has ALWAYS marketed towards that group, because it's a group you can't miss with.

They're still doomed as a company.

>>705872470
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

>>705871270
I think it was EA that said you don’t put blacks on the cover of games you want to sell about Fable 2 or something.

>KCD2 had one million SALES after 24 hours
For shame ubishit.

>>705872470
>resetera
lmao

>>705872470
how do we respond?

>>705870089 (OP)
JAPAN WILL BE BLACKED
JAPAN WILL BIRTH NEW YASUKES

>>705870089 (OP)
Pumped the numbers again award

>>705872083
Kek. Its getting beaten by Euro truck simulator?

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>>705870089 (OP)
I am honestly loving this game. The wind and weather in the forests is just perfect, the whole country side is really impressive.

>>705871994
This nig lookin' SAWAYAKA, this nig lookin' JITTORI, he's got mizuame in his jar, he's light on his geta, he's a Iil bit fruity, he plays for the ronin, he does nihon buyo in the courtyard, this nig kabuki, this nig makes matcha, this nig gonna coordinate yo tsuka wit yo saya and that shit gonna impress nobunaga! This nig lifts kimonos, this nig on the down low, this nig be a origami trader, this nig does ikebana, this nig packs chocolate mochi, he's a friend of Lady Kasuga, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves odori, he's of the Himiko sisterhood, he indulges in the Joseon vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in japanese polari, his favorite literature is The Tale of Genji, he's on the wrong jinrikisha, he bats for the secret emperor, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them if you catch my drift.

>>705872594
Looks kino

>>705870089 (OP)
Bullshit, steamcharts shows they are nowhere near that.

>>705870223
It's 1 million worldwide

>>705872594
imagine buying this, you are a bad person.

>>705870660
What tragedy?

>>705870089 (OP)
I don't think people realize how small pc gaming is, the Xbox alone has a larger playerbase. Consoles are where most people are playing in

>>705872426
avowed is probably fine despite it flopping. they got "good enough" sales and they're the only company that is constantly pushing out slop games for microsoft for cheap.

>>705872594
based game enjoyer

>>705870775
>Get their shitty subscription for 10 bucks or whatever.
>Try game or play the whole thing
>Cancel subscription

>>705872594
what ps4 game is this

>>705872734
You lost.

>>705872734
Bait or retardation, call it.

>>705870089 (OP)
>1 million for a game that literally had 10 million players/sales on release date
>"b-bwros, we lost"
retard

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>>705870089 (OP)
>Players.

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>>705870089 (OP)
Lies

At least they claim players instead of engagements like Veilguard, so that's a step up.

>>705872594
>iphone poster
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>705872594
having a blast?

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>>705870089 (OP)
>speedrunning the Veilguard process except somehow with even fewer players on steamdb

>>705871568
>Paid reviews matter
Kek

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>>705870735
Brilliant. Subscription services are for shitskins, mentally retarded, and boomers. Catering this kind of game caters to 2 of these demographics. Gotta respect the hussle.

>>705872470
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>705872594
You're playing a dark skinned character defiling sacred Japonese land

>>705870089 (OP)
Rule #1:
ALWAYS do and believe the opposite of what /v/ says

>>705872261
>>705872301
80k actually :)

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>>705870089 (OP)
>players
jesus christ, stuffs that some people would resort to just to get something resembling a dub

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>>705870089 (OP)
>players
Hmmm..where have i seen this before..

>>705872594
Looks like a PS3 game

>>705873007
>Rule #1:
>ALWAYS do and believe the opposite of what the westoid publisher says
ftfy

>>705872470
so brave

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Why do Chuds continue to be toxic when they lose so often?

>>705873015
Another leftist "victory"

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>>705873075
>faggots legitimately think this is a win, just like they did for Veilguard until they got let the fuck down
Seriously how retarded are these """people"""?

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uhm chudbros, I don't feel so good...

>>705873075
Imagine defending current AAA developers/publishers. How big of a fuck do you have to be?

>>705873048
This time it's 1 million, on the first day!
Eat your heart out chuds!!!

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>>705870735
>game costs $300m
>need to sell millions of copies at the $70 price point to even start making money
>decide to give people the option to buy it for 1/4th the price
>people can probably beat the game before the month rolls over and cancel the subscription
>even if they don't and do it next month it's still about half price
why the fuck would you ever do this to yourself

>>705873148
They’re leftists, doesn’t that answer your question?

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>>705870089 (OP)
Still not buying it

>>705873075
>MUH GRUMMZ
Obsessed

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>>705870089 (OP)
>ubisoft right now

>>705872623
Did you rewrite this pasta yourself? Underrated.

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>>705873171
BUY MY FUCKING BAGS

>>705871568
I am going to go with the serious journalism of the new york times here.

>>705873201
Weren't they the ones who screamed down with the big corpos before?

>>705871568
>he needs dem g4mur journos to dunk on chuddies
grim

>>705873171
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>>705872470
>USER WAS PROMOTED TO MOD FOR THIS POST

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>>705873171
Uh oh, stinky.

>>705870995
Not if you take into account 41k of that is steam players, probably 200k(that’s being insanely generous) on consoles.

Oh no no no chud sisters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>705872594

>>705873171
Price spikes when a buyout is in the works. 10c is gonna have it locked this time next week.

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ETA on ban?

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>>705870089 (OP)
Great devs create great sales
Great sales create shit devs
Shit devs create shit sales (you are here)
Shit sales create great devs
God I LOVE the mass layoffs happening right now. We're almost through this bullshit.

>>705871568
Mogged by decade old game

>>705873686
also I have no idea what he means by
>at $70, 8m units sold is around $300-350m in profit
8m units at full price is 8m * $70 *.7 (30% storefront cut) = $392m revenue, so it needs to sell over 8m at full price just to even make up for development costs.

>>705873808
>Shit sales create great devs
This step has been subverted.

>>705873686
Bro, just leave those resetera weirdos alone man...

>>705872470
>retardera

>>705870089 (OP)
Wow, who would've thought that anti-woke scolds and grifters were out of touch?

>>705870735
I remember last year when Ubisoft said that Ubisoft+ has seen "millions" of subscribers (over the last four years leading up to last year, and we have no idea about retention or anything of that sort). If THAT is taken into account for the "1 million players", these numbers are dire.

>>705873561
One day /v/ will understand the concept of concurrent player peaks

>>705872832
Yes!
>>705872971
Actually, there’s a introductory section with him at the start but now I’m playing ninja girl in some very long section for hours with no sign of him. Hopefully get to play him again soon.

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>>705870089 (OP)
>players

>>705873808
Jeet astroturf post

>>705872594
imagine how good this game would be in feudal japan

>>705870089 (OP)
Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems and rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and they deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

>be PR agency
>gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop
>gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, hire nepotists
>proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites
>shill a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketin
>eventually reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries to gaslight everyone some more
>simultaneousely start shilling against tue product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your subsudaries such as consultation rackets
>eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming publisher, developers, customers, players and e-grifting parasocialites for your doing

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.

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>>705870089 (OP)
>players
There it is.

/v/ this desperate to hope it will fail. truly sad. maybe another tortanic will come your way again..but not today.

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fucking lmao when did 4cuck become so pozzed? This is embarrassing.

>>705873876
Not for long. The jew will pay.

>>705873960
>100 failed woke games
>3 woke games that succeeded
>this is proof that woke games work!

So who gonna buy them?
-Tencent
-Embracer

>>705874154
subtract 1

>only one million for a game that's supposed to be as tremendous of a blockbuster as Assassin's Creed
>players not sales
Aaaaaaand Ubisoft is dead

>>705874168
tencent has been talking to Ubi for months and Ubi came out and kinda admitted that they fucked already

>>705873208
I've been asking myself this same shit about Microsoft and game pass for years now. I feel like it's just a quick tactic to inflate numbers and push tomorrows debt to next weeks problem

>>705873686
I love how they think the game will be a success if it breaks even. Not to mention they barely get 70% of any game sales so they'd have to sell even more to make up for the losses. Or the fact that they're ignoring the marketing costs which God only knows is how high considering that Ubi is avoiding talking about that like it's cancer incarnate.
8 million full price sales still wouldn't even come close to covering the pants on head retarded costs of this game.
Whoever approved the budget for this game was part of some sort of money laundering scheme because i refuse to accept that anyone who has access to that kind of money honestly thought this game was going to cut a profit.

>>705874168
Ubisoft will hold on forever. They have already talked about how they much just fire all their employees and become a studio that holds onto their IP and then leases out one-time licenses.

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>>705870089 (OP)
LMAO MORE THAN STELLAR BLADE ALREAYD HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

BBC WINS

>>705870089 (OP)
>players
We're really rerunning Veilguard, huh

>>705870646
I think Path of Exile 2 devs said they had about a million sales, and they had much higher Steam numbers at the time. Also multiplayform, also not Steam exclusive.

>>705874376
It's over this time
they don't have blackrock money anymore

>>705874312
i still don't know what a chud is

>>705874465
>chud
People who frequent /v/ on daily basis, like you

>>705870089 (OP)
>on ubi+
>players

Takeshi lost

>>705874168
Either way, it's humiliating. Probably Tencent and they can whore out Rayman live service games and the yearly Just Dance or something. Hopefully Xbox picks off Far Cry, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, and Prince of Persia before that though.

>>705874084
removing the IP count over a year ago didn't tip you off?

>>705874312
>Spoiler alert: He never does.

>>705870995
That's literally awful numbers.

>>705874560
I'm not a Ubisoft employee

>>705873208
>>705874337
they are all delusionally clinging to the idea of building a Steam competitor, that's what's going on. they think getting subscribers into a closed eco system will turn them into Apple (app store) or Valve (Steam). these companies are run top down so if the retard at the top is obsessed with envy for some other company then that's a pit all the company's money will be burned in until the retard gets replaced.

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>>705872594
Wtf is this shit?

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>>705874413
>kicks her
>she flies 30 feet away

>>705874597
Rayman game gonna be canceled my dude
No hope

>>705874560
i'm european
your random american derogatory words don't hit me

>>705870089 (OP)
I love chud tears. The game is fun.

>>705870361
You really need economics explained to you?
If the game is bought as "proper sale" they made the full $90 or whatever minus the discounts they released it with in desperation to get people to buy, which eats into what they made.
Players on gamepass and equivalent who get it for free with a subscription of $15 don't make them anywhere near even that money.... but they let you claim "a lot of people" are playing without talking about how successful the game actually was.
Pajeets are so fucking stupid lol

>>705874752
>i'm generally in favor of anything that makes gross little gremlins unhappy
Weird flex to say you love to hate yourself, but okay.

>>705873201
Despite claiming otherwise, leftists are the biggest corpo bootlickers.

>>705870089 (OP)
Incelbros, we got fucking destroyed LOL. This is in just roughly half a day.

>>705874337
Everyone's trying to replicate Netflix's "success" while ignoring that they consistently lost money for almost 10 years until they started taking "grant" money for their shows. "We're going to be the Netflix of [X industry]" is a very common pitch.

>>705873208
Investors. They never had look at actual internal sales numbers so companies nowadays use "players" in investor and public communication. Investors see players=sales,its retarded but as I said its because they never had actual internal numbers unless companies themselves shared amount of units sold/shipped.

>>705874950
Leftie seething fuels me. Die mad.

>>705870089 (OP)
BASED

>>705870089 (OP)
mods confirmed paid off lol

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>>705874752
Remember to post all the melties later when they realize that "1 million players" doesn't mean shit, just like it didn't for Veilguard

>>705870089 (OP)
Much like ubisoft shills, they do it for free.

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My favorite part of this is watching them all pretending like these numbers are good.

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>mods update the OP to reiterate what was said literally one line above it
what did they mean by this?

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>>705870089 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST SHORTED AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>705870089 (OP)
It's over, nonbuynaries. We lost.

>>705874084
KEK I was also banned for being racist...to myself.

>>705870089 (OP)
MODS BEING PAID SHILLS CONFIRMED

>>705875218
You know what they say about jannies...

>>705872470
Kek

Not sure if based or acidic

Since Steam's numbers began to destroy marketing campaigns, mega corporations have tried two things:

>First:
Pressure Steam to hide the numbers, which apparently didn't work

>Second:
they've started to ignore Steam's numbers and consider their product a success even though the numbers show the opposite

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>>705870089 (OP)
>the forbidden red text
I fucking kneel...

MODS ARE COMPROMISED UBIJEETS

OH NO OH NOONONO
TENDIE ARE YOU OK? TENDIE ARE YOU OK? TENDIE ARE YOU OK?

>Mods are ubisoft shils
It's over....

>>705870089 (OP)
no its not

>>705870089 (OP)
>(We lost. The game is a major success.)
Actual tranny mods holy shit

Based mods.

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>>705870089 (OP)
yeah i call bullshit

Im pressing X do doubt.
Pull up the steam numbers

Ha ha, I'm just... not going to play it. I know, I'm a bad guy right? But I'm just not going to buy it or play it ha ha, sorry

>>705870089 (OP)
This explains why the trannie jannies and mods don't do shit about the obvious shilling.

>>705875162
>>705874752
The people on the side of love sure seem to hate the rest of the world a lot, don't they? Lol.

Racist Chuds lost

>>705875073
I think a lot of business owners and managers wouldn't mind not having to make profit for ten years.