I'm spilling tea on everybody!

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I recently left my PR job to pursue a different career and go back to school. Although I don't work on the American side of the entertainment industry, other representatives at my firm would travel and come back with scolding hot tea.

Some of you may know who I am based on my description. I'm asking you to please keep this anonymous, and disguise the names of celebs if requesting tea in this thread. Here's the best tea I have to share:

N@omi Campbéll: This trailblazing model and actress also doubles as Hollywood's most well-known madame. She is often the connect between middle eastern billionaires and Hollywood models, aka high class escorts/prostitutes. She is also the connect between highly successful singers and actors, who aren't quick to turn down several millions of dollars for a night's works. This leads to my next tea.

Rih@nnå: Haven't heard any major tea. However her boyfriend Hassån was introduced to her through Naomi. I'm told he was looking for the high end hook up, with millions to spend. N@omi saw a perfect business opportunity, and hooked them up. Things quickly turned to more!

Béy0ncé: No scalding hot tea on her. But her PR team is the best in the business! Everything from her music, cheating rumours, and even the photos she shares are carefully crafted by her team. The debut photo of the twins was crafted, with a team of graphic designers hired to superimpose the twins into the photo. It was actually taken well before their birth. The photo was then strategically released on a Friday to generate the most publicity.

Mãriah: Major alcohol problem! Her team doesnt know what to do with her! Nick is currently seeking full custody of the kids, and their teams are trying to keep this under wraps. But it will likely come out very soon. She's also addicted to prescription painkillers. I'm very worried for her.

Arétha: Very sick. That recent photo of her backstage illustrates this. She's extremely private these days, so don't expect her to talk about her illness. Out of respect for her, that's all I will say. Just please keep her in your prayers.

Weekñd: We already know the tea on his cocaine usage, and hatred for black women. He wouldn't be caught dead with a black woman because of how they treated him in school. I also know that he's cheated on Selena with Lana Dél Reÿ. That's all I got on him.

J0hn Legénd: Just plain nasty! Will get fµcked by any straight-acting trade. He needs to get on PReP asap. Chri$$y doesn't care, and gets her own dick on the side. Both share an excellent PR team, that keep things under wraps and often pay people off

Wiłl and J@da: Similar to above, but much more open. However Wiłł is bisexual, not closeted like John. Both engage with the same sëx, sometimes together.

Nickî Min@j: Her career is over and done! No one will represent her because of her bad reputation and pedophile brother. Thinks too highly of herself to ever consider escorting.

Dr@ke: Most of the tea on him has already been slipped on here. I've worked with him many times. Genuinely good guy, but a god damn hoe. He only hired our firm because it's mostly run by women. He slept with an intern at our office, and she spilled all the tea! She was very disappointed, but I'll save it for the dark room!

Charliže Théron: Sick woman! Jumping on the trans kid bandwagon to gain publicity. Her son absolutely does not identify as a girl. But she knows she get can empathy from other parents. She only adopted those kids to dispel the racist rumours. They are raised almost entirely by nannies.


Lána Del Réy: Another major cokehead. But despite her drug usage, there's not much tea that she hasn't already spilled herself. I do know that she's only fµck!ng Weéknd for a come up. She did the same with A$AP a few years back, and now they're both on her new record, and she's getting urban buzz.

Ju$tîn Biebér: Closeted. However, he's not dating that pastor he's been seen with. Don't expect his team to ever let him come out. That's why he's been acting out so much lately. He is owned by the industry, and has been pimped out since he was a teenager.


Shaûn Mende$: Another major closet case. He was more freedom than JB, so expect him to come out soon. His team is waiting for the right time, which will likely be before his next album.

Ca$$ie: Gearing up to leave Diddÿ (aka The Devil). She's finally taking control over her career and releasing new music. She has been saving those coins, and planning this for years! She also hired one of the best PR teams in the business to help her with this. Don't expect any tea on Devil after she she leaves. He made her sign an airtight NDA. However her PR team will plant stories claiming Devil was abusive and controlling.

Rita Whora: Nasty pussy slanging trick! She attempted to hire our PR firm to represent her, knowing she couldn't afford our services. She's dead broke! We also wouldn't represent her because she been blacklisted by the industry. Makes all of her money through escorting.

Stev1e Wondér: Randon tidbit of tea. He's no longer blind, and hasn't been for years. He had his vision corrrected. He's still considered visually impaired, but he can see! Everybody in his team knows this, and I'm not sure why he's kept it a secret.
 

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Arétha: Very sick. That recent photo of her backstage illustrates this. She's extremely private these days, so don't expect her to talk about her illness. Out of respect for her, that's all I will say. Just please keep her in your prayers.

SMH. And I was sooooo hoping this wasn't true.

You say "her illness." Is it [pancreatic] cancer as the rumors have been saying?
 

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Op, I have a question for you: I'm hearing tea about Beyonce and her neighbors in Malibu not getting along. The tea is that Beyonce's neighbors are trying to get her and Jay Z kicked out of their house
 

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Let me find out you're feeding us sewage water!!! (sipping with caution)
 

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Rih@nnå: Haven't heard any major tea. However her boyfriend Hassån was introduced to her through Naomi. I'm told he was looking for the high end hook up, with millions to spend. N@omi saw a perfect business opportunity, and hooked them up. Things quickly turned to more!

....so are you saying that rihanna is a high priced call girl?
 

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The photo was then strategically released on a Friday to generate the most publicity.

Stop playing with the incog button. PR 101: For maximum impact, release news on MONDAY. Friday news are long forgotten when the next week rolls around.


@The Admin, please reveal this fool.
 

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that fool will never leave :eyeroll

Ca$$ie: Gearing up to leave Diddÿ (aka The Devil). She's finally taking control over her career and releasing new music. She has been saving those coins, and planning this for years! She also hired one of the best PR teams in the business to help her with this. Don't expect any tea on Devil after she she leaves. He made her sign an airtight NDA. However her PR team will plant stories claiming Devil was abusive and controlling.
 

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b!tch I just got on lunch lol . The Stevie Wonder thing I'm happy about !!! It was a smart move for him to correct his vision and minimize the ppl who knew. Look at it this way...if someone was trying to steal from him at least he would know
 

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Rih@nnå: Haven't heard any major tea. However her boyfriend Hassån was introduced to her through Naomi. I'm told he was looking for the high end hook up, with millions to spend. N@omi saw a perfect business opportunity, and hooked them up. Things quickly turned to more!

....so are you saying that rihanna is a high priced call girl?
Rihanna's a high priced call girl with herpes
 

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I want to know about R@ven. How she went from not wanting to work in Hollywood to having another (great) show. I remember when she said an exec abused her and broke her bone(s). I wonder why the shift.

As far as Stevie Wonder, I've heard this many, many times. That he actually can see. I wonder if they aren't releasing that to the public because that means other blind folks would want the same treatment. Almost like Majik with AIDS... I don't believe he has it anymore. Big Pharma has to make their money somehow and if everyone is cured, doctors lose money.
 
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And R
Rih@nnå: Haven't heard any major tea. However her boyfriend Hassån was introduced to her through Naomi. I'm told he was looking for the high end hook up, with millions to spend. N@omi saw a perfect business opportunity, and hooked them up. Things quickly turned to more!

....so are you saying that rihanna is a high priced call girl?
Rihanna's a high priced call girl with herpes
 

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Op, I have a question for you: I'm hearing tea about Beyonce and her neighbors in Malibu not getting along. The tea is that Beyonce's neighbors are trying to get her and Jay Z kicked out of their house

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Incog said they worked PR internationally - never worked with Beyonce directly and what they wrote was the "best" tea to share. How the hell would they know the answer to your question? lol
 

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