The Three Page Plan

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By Robotic_Developer

THINGS TO DO BEFORE EXECUTION OF TPP

+        Get a fanbase of at least 500 people in the discord and 1000 in the group. (50%)

+        Anger your enemies (ENN and CSS specifically) (100%)

+        Completely purge any past attempts of executing the plan (50%)

+        Stabilize Inhumane to a point where it’s playable and enjoyable for 1-2 weeks on

end. (50%)

STEP 1. Advertise Inhumane casually

There’s not much to elaborate upon here.

Advertise the game using robux or youtubers. Youtubers are recommended.

STEP 2. Get cancelled.

This part of the TPP (Three Page Plan) is to only be enforced if Robo’s Local Pizza Hut has an active community. If it doesn’t have that, nobody will believe the disputes you make (or care at all, really). If you’re unable to find someone to cancel you, proceed to step 2.5. IF YOU MANAGE TO GET ENN OR CSS TO CANCEL YOU, SKIP STEP 5.

STEP 2.5. Make an alt to cancel yourself.

Twitter is one of the most noticeable platforms for cancelling people. Login to the old kyle dreamcast account you have to call yourself out on grooming & some other bad shit. Then proceed onto step 3.

STEP 3. Fabricate evidence.

You know how to use paint.net efficiently. You also know everyone’s bad side. Use this to your advantage to win, no matter the sacrifice. If anything fails (or too much people hate you already), proceed to step 3.5.

STEP 3.5. Address the drama in your discord.

If there’s ever a case in which you cannot fabricate any evidence, you

gotta address the claims to your discord members. They’ll be the ones to defend

you when they speak with deniers. If this looks like it won’t work, proceed to step

3.75.

STEP 3.75. Make it look like it was never you.

The stuff that people believe you’ve said was never once said by

you, and it never will be. Make it look like you were hacked during the time

the screenshots were taken.

STEP 4. Gain more follower.

After a successful (hopefully) dispute, you’ve gained tons of recognition in the roblox community. More people are now playing your game, but this is not the end for your conquest. You still have some ‘unfinished business’ with your enemies.

STEP 5. Cancel ENN and CSS.

With your rapidly growing fanbase, you need to attack ENN and CSS as soon as possible. The two discords are already openly racist and discriminatory, so you just need to slide an alt in both of them and take screenshots of EVERYTHING. Send the screenshots to your followers in #development-logs and make a post about it on twitter. Say something about ‘how much you despise the type of people who gain a community just to do acts of racism.’. You’ll indirectly send hate towards the two, effectively ruining both. If either of the two discords try to cancel you back, proceed to step 5.5.

STEP 5.5. Protect yourself.

After a hefty time at the Cancel-thon with CSS and ENN, They might be trying to fight against you. They have just as much incriminating evidence on you as you have on them, but don’t let it concern you. Evade the situation using your photoshopping skill. You only have one shot.

STEP 6. Get famous youtubers & developers to play your game. After ruining your enemies and getting even more members in your fanbase, you’ll want to get people like Flamingo, badcc, and Poke on your game. Those guys will rack in TONS of visits (and dollars) if you play your cards right.

STEP 7. Officially become a famous dev on ROBLOX. Your fanbase should be atleast at the 5K mark by now. At this point, you’re unstoppable. Your fanbase is rapidly expanding and you’re doing great. Everything’s going according to plan. You’re finally like beeism, clonetrooper, badcc, hoontee, and all of the other cool devs out there.

STEP 8. Make another game.

By now, Inhumane should be completed. This means that you gotta work on something else. I suggest a FPS similar to TF2. It’ll get lots of players that’ll never stop playing. That, or you can make a survival game like rust.

STEP 9. Work on this new game for a few months. It’s commonly said that the longer you work on a game, the less likely it is to succeed. With your game, that won’t be the case. You’ll raise so much hype, by the time your game releases, you’ll have already trended on social media twice.

STEP 10. Release your game.

Now that your FPS game is out, you should be good to go without any content for a while. Haven’t you seen how well TF2 has done?

STEP 11. Push out updates and profit.

Updates don’t have to be made weekly or daily. Heck, you can even do them monthly. As long as your game is getting content and your fans are seeing that content, your game will be alive for YEARS.

STEP 12. Bring the new game to a state of completion. After you’ve completed your next project, you should try out something different. You have a community of thousands behind you, some even looking up to you as an idol. It’s time to have some Fun.

STEP 13. Slowly convert fanbase into a based one. Post slightly more offensive memes as the days go by. After about 4 months, this should have converted the discord to be fond with majorly based content. Now, you’re ready to attack.

STEP 14. Unleash a war upon the LGBTQ members. Make a trend on twitter once your discord is completely based. Nothing too rough, nothing too light (#BeStraight). Ensure that everyone is based before doing this, otherwise you might wanna go back to Step 11.

STEP 15. Prepare your defenses.

You’ve officially upset the LGBT community of Roblox and twitter. This’ll be sure to get you into some heat, but you’ll be ready. You should pretend to be bisexual so that the LGBT community will be confused when they see that you’re the reason behind #BeStraight.

STEP 16. Final Blow.

By now, you’ve surely made enough money to quit your development career. Before that, though, you need to prove to everyone else that you meant something. Out of all the racists & homophobes in your former discords, you were a special one.

Call up all the based members in your discord & rally them. You’ll be attacking twitter for a while as you tell tons of people to off themselves. This definitely won’t happen as of 1/19/21, but I know you can do it. Ruin as many lives as possible. Cause as much destruction as possible. You’ll go down in history for something far worse than the 2012 april fools incident. (cue evil laughter.).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EVERYTHING PAST STEP 12 IS WRITTEN BY A DELUSIONAL MAN.

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