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Anonymous asked:
How do each of the characters usually flirt?
this is how flirting works
ava: *enters odin's ship* great, now we're in space
odin: *shouting from down the corridor* d-d-dammit! DAMMIT
ava: what?
odin: all the controls are jammed
ava: *pauses* i guess you could call this a...
Odin: hoe don't do it
Ava: SPACE JAM
odin: ...
maggie: ...
wrathia: ...
tuls: ...
pedri: ...
titan: ...
michelle: ...
"The system couldn’t be changed?!" So at this gym only MEN can be doctors. Omega level fuckery.
You don’t have to be a feminist for this to anger you.
Yeah but if this angers you, then you are a feminist. That’s how words work.
They’re blaming it on a ‘bug’ in their system, but code is written by human beings. It isn’t a bug; they found out the code was written by archaic sexist shitheads.
Don’t forget the level where they had to choose between making an unfeeling machine change, or tell a human being right to her face to give something up, and didn’t even think once before choosing.
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"They say every atom in our bodies was once a part of a star…Maybe I’m not leaving…maybe I’m going home."
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un-void reblogged lolthandfound greelin Follow but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out“what the fuck is this”“i have anemia”“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”frostlands “dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”“where did you even get th—”“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”jaaaaaaaaaackfrost “i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”“that’s not necessary”“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”“do you get this involved with all of your meals”leupagus Follow VAMPIREDUDE:
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Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lotsME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPSkrazykitsune Follow #sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcomharblkun Follow The Sun will go down eventually!457,166 notes
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In other words, changing your O.C.’s design (that is if you want to) is perfectly natural and you shouldn’t be worried about it!#gunnerkrigg court anyone?29,095 notes
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un-void reblogged ivxnberk-deactivated20150718 nezdaya Follow What do boys and subway have in common?heritance What?iwaskixxinq They all lie about their inches lisa-basil Okay no. How dare you. This is fucking offensive as fuck. Why are people reblogging this piece of shit joke it’s disgusting and you should all be ashamed. Subway never, I mean NEVER, lies about inches. We come in an hour early just to measure the bread before we bake it so you unsatisfied peons have no reason to complain. We even have a measuring unit on the FUCKING CUTTING BOARD so you can all see your fucking twelve inches and you don’t have to bitch and moan. But of course you insatiable little toddlers are always gonna do that aren’t you? No. This is bullshit. This is BULLSHIT. We do not work hours for minimum wage to get reduced to jokes that tarnish the good name of Subway by comparing this healthy alternative to corn syrup infested burgers by comparing us to horny teenage boys. I fucking hate this website fuck you all I’m fucking donec0mf0rt-z0ne Follow I am beside myself I thought this person was about to go in on them for dick joke but no
un-void reblogged ferris-bu3ller wickedlymad Follow An open letter to the girl who saved me todayWhen I went into the store today after work, I had decided I was going to be brave. I had a pretty good day, and I wanted to reward myself with something I’d been eyeing for quite some time. Mens underwear.I won’t lie, I stalled quite a bit before I slunk over to the mens underwear section, but eventually I wound up in the aisle looking over my various options. It was while I was trying to figure out what size I would be, that the man is all his socks and sandals glory came into the aisle. I barely had time to look up before he bellowed at me, “you fucking abomination”I gaped like a fish while I tried to wrap my mind around the fact that yes, this was happening, and yes, he just yelled that at me. He said it again, and began to make his way towards me, very tall and very angry looking. All the clever things I wanted to say died in my throat and tears started pooling in my eyes.Just as he was getting right up in my face, telling me about how there wasn’t a single god from any religion that would accept a piece of shit like me, you appeared at the end of the aisle. You ran towards us and put yourself between me and him like you weren’t a tiny 5 ft nothing. Then you stuck your finger in his face and told him to “shut the hole in his head that was spewing ignorance and hatred and get out because he wasn’t welcome here”. It was his turn to be the fish then, and before he could say another thing you shouted “GET THE FUCK AWAY” drawing the attention of shoppers who had been so conveniently hard of hearing before. He tucked tail and left.You turned to me then, put the underwear I had dropped back in my hand and asked if I was okay. I was sobbing and could feel my face doing the ugly thing it does when I cry. I nodded, you asked me if there was anything else I wanted to look at in the mens section, I shook my head. You asked if I had anymore shopping to do. I huffed out that I wanted some bananas. You took my hand and lead me towards produce. You told me I was beautiful. You told me I would look so handsome in the underwear I picked. You helped me pick out bananas and told me my future was so bright and wonderful it was practically blinding. You held my hand all the way to the cashier, and then outside. You asked me if I wanted a ride, I told you I’d like to walk, that I needed some time to cry. You stared at me very seriously, then hugged me so hard I could feel all me pieces coming back together. You said “I don’t even know who you are and I don’t care, I love you”I cried all the way back home. Thank you. Thank you for everything. For who you are, and for what you did. Plenty of other people passed by and did nothing, but you came in like a shining beacon and all I can say is thank you. You saved me when I was all alone. Thank you.mothergoddamn I wish we could track down this wonderful person!random-nexus Follow Whoever you are, you ‘5 ft nothing’ hero, thank you for being an amazing, kind human being. I kinda teared up at this, ngl, and I want to hug you, too - as well as the teller of this tale, because OMFG!
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