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My Suggested Replies To Musk’s “Justify Your Job” Email
Federal employees were asked what they did last week and I think that deserves a snappy comeback…
So, there was a juvenile trolling post from Elon on X.
Oh, excuse me, I’ve mischaracterized that. Let me rephrase.
There was an intelligent, brilliant, and amazingly inventive measure described by Mr. Musk, indicating a government initiative that will help reduce the budget deficit, improve government efficiency, and operate our government in a sensible and responsible way. Hurrah!
Oh, excuse me, that just broke the “bullshit” meter sitting on my desk. Give me just a second to reset it. (When the bullshit meter goes off, it is endless cackling laughter, quite annoying.)
Okay, got the meter reset. Of course, sometimes if I just type the name “Elon Musk,” it triggers the BS meter again. Oh damn! Okay, hold on a sec…
So, here is the post from the DOGE Excellent Innovator (DEI MAGA style) guy:
Nice little touch at the end there with that mafia-like threat.
