HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS
these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards their shitty ass golf resorts and plastic surgery………
Remember when you thought cartoon villains were unrealistic
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Yeah…
This is fucking disgusting
I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.
The number of notes on this pleases both my ego and my fragile faith in humanity.
Adding on, “extra hole boy”, or “pussy boy” are equally abominable ways to refer to trans men.
Dont use Shim, shehe/heshe, chick with a dick d*ckgirl or c*ntboy either
and if you use “it” to dehumanize any trans person i will personally come to your house, break down your door, and piss on everything you own
‘Sissy’ and ‘trap’ are also utterly reprehensible…
Also if you call a trans woman futa I will kick your fucking teeth in
Please yes, im fucking sick of people looking at and consuming futinari culture and think that’s what we are
is it okay for a person who is not trans to reblog this?
Given the fact this is a legit list of words that trans people don’t want to be called/don’t want to hear, I hereby decree this post may be reblogged by everyone who wants to spread the word that these words are NOT ACCEPTABLE.
what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable
not in a ~it doesn’t matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry that fred and george might turn out to be squibs because they weren’t doing any accidental magic as children, but they were, THEY TOTALLY WERE, it just wasn’t anything flashy, instead they were just like idly switching bodies all the time
and like sometimes it doesn’t make much of a difference, whatever, wake up in the opposite bed you went to sleep in, but it gets like dangerous and weird if you’re on a broom or in the pond or letting your mum teach you to cook or trying to be mad stealth, so for a long long time everybody presumes they’re clumsy maybe-squibs and that they’re doing their twin lying thing when they try to explain what’s going on, so they learn to handle the issue their ownselves
they just. don’t go anywhere without the other. they start each day deciding which body is going to be which (because at this point they really don’t know which body is technically fred and which is technically george), and they learn to reorient FAST when they switch, and what things set them off, and eventually they learn how to act like nothing’s up even when one of them’s in the air and one’s on the ground or whatever, and then they burn past that til they can finish each other’s sentences — til they can switch midsentence — til they can play beater together — til they can switch in a split second in the middle of a game — til there’s room for other kinds of accidental magic to start showing up
at hogwarts they keep each other awake in history of magic by switching back and forth. in potions they take turns brewing and keeping lookout for the slytherins. in transfiguration and charms they keep their grades up because one of them will always get a spell right on the first try so they switch and make it look like both of them do and then they practice on their own later in private. it keeps the mystery alive.
at first they thought lee was just a lucky guesser but no, lee can always tell one twin from another twin — it’s not exactly telling fred from george, because while they are definitely two distinct personalities neither one of them feels like fred all the time or george all the time — but lee knows who he argued with yesterday or who he lent his notes to or who’s best to ask for help in astronomy and who’s best at runes.
the weasleys are pretty bad at it for the longest time, but then bill comes home from his first year cursebreaking and he can tell, and over a holiday he teaches his trick to charlie so charlie can tell. alicia and katie and angelina can tell. the twins honestly don’t know if oliver can tell or not; so long as they’re doing what they’re supposed to on the quidditch pitch he doesn’t really care about much else. harry can tell. luna can tell. tonks can tell.
the problem is there’s no way for this to end happily
THERE IS INDEED A WAY FOR THIS TO END HAPPILY LISTEN UP
so after fred dies, george hates being trapped in one body, feels claustrophobic, misses fred so much he thinks it might drive him insane
george blinks and he’s somewhere he wasn’t a second ago, he’s in a place full of white light and he can’t orient himself, can’t ground himself, feels dizzy and sick and overwhelmed but it only lasts for about thirty seconds.
then he’s back in his own body.
and he looks down at his chest, his legs, his arms, there’s an ear missing so it’s definitely still his living body, but there’s something written on his arm, scrawled in messy quill ink.
“i love you. i miss you.”
george flips out, washes off the ink and immediately writes a message in reply— “how’s death going?”
he walks around with that message written on his arm for weeks, always keeping a quill pen somewhere nearby, waiting, waiting, before it finally happens again. the switch. george is alive, so he can’t handle being in the afterlife, he feels dizzy and sick and it’s the worst feeling in the world, but it doesn’t last long, and when he gets back to his living body, there’s a long message from fred waiting on his right thigh, the ink still drying.
this goes on for years, never as often as either twin would like, but it’s enough. fred helps george figure out how to propose to angelina, fred helps plan the wedding. sometimes it’s fred in george’s body when angelina kisses her husband. sometimes she suspects, but she doesn’t mind in the slightest.
it gets easier as george gets older. the times when he switches into fred’s afterlife don’t hurt as much. he almost feels comfortable there, almost feels oriented. he knows he’s getting closer to dying.
then when george is past ninety, lying on his deathbed, he writes a careful message on his palm. “i’m coming soon. where are you?”
they switch, it lasts for almost five minutes this time, and when george gets back into his own body, he sees the instructions fred wrote over his heart.
“you’ll wake up in king’s cross station. take the second train and get off at the third stop. i’ll be waiting.”
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN HARRY POTTER HEADCANON I HAVE EVER READ I AM C R Y I N G
“wouldn’t you rather earn something than have it just handed to you?”
Yeah when it comes to actual awards and fancy goods, but when it comes to basic needs, basic human decency, and accomodations, those things should always be handed to people. No one should have to “earn” those things.Value people as people, not base it on how much they produce.
yeah but that creates a severe dependency that could be exploited easily, and creates a slippery slope @musical-clarity
Actually studies show that people who live in places with universal income (who are given money with no strings attached just for being citizens) do far better work than those who don’t and are more enthusiastic to do work.
This is because they still want nice things and will work for those but the part of their energy that was devoted to worrying about if they have enough money to pay the rent and bills this month is now freed up to do other things.
Some people will always be lazy and take advantage of the system, but they are always a tiny percentage and it seems ridiculous to me to punish the majority and severly hamstring their abilities just because a handful of people will simply live of basic income rather than work.
It’s been tested a couple times. In Canada, in some European countries, and the results are always the same.
There are two groups of people who show a statistically significant (Greater than one half of one percent, or 1 in 200) increase in Not Working and living off the guaranteed income. Parents of Children under school age, and full time students.
Among ALL other groups, employment actually INCREASED. Why? Because guaranteed minimum income means that homeless people can get at least a basic low end apartment. It’s hard if not impossible to get an above board job without a permanent fixed address. Also more people were able to have and maintain a BANK ACCOUNT. It is often hard to get a decent job without an account that can accept Direct Deposit for paychecks.
Also, lost work time due to illness and injury decreased across the board. It turns out if people are getting a decent amount of money each month they can A> afford to eat better, and B> obtain decent medical attention both preventative and emergency. Crazy right?
So why hasn’t it caught on?
Because it doesn’t directly benefit the people in power, and it increases THEIR PERSONAL taxes, their CORPORATE TAXES, and thus decreases their PERSONAL INCOME.
So, because Jeff Bezos and Alan Greenspan might fall from making 100 billion dollars a year to making 99.8 billion dollars a year, it’s a hard NO and we can all fucking die..
The End.
Hooffellas Hyde is surprisingly fun to draw
How to recover an unsaved draft on Microsoft Word
This literally saved my ass a few minutes ago. Yes, you can recover those files that you accidentally closed and thought you couldnt get back.
Right after that happens, open Microsoft Word again and click File - Info - Manage Versions - Recover Unsaved Documents.
It is literally that simple.
Reblog- save a teenagers grade
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Here’s a weird thing I’ve learned since I started working with the homeless:
If you want to know if someone grew up rich or poor, take a look at their teeth.
It seems so stupid now, but before I got this job, I didn’t really think about teeth. I went to the dentist every six months. I was bucktoothed and gap-toothed as a child, so I got braces. That’s just how life worked. Almost everyone I knew had braces. By my final year of high school, my graduating class was a sea of perfect smiles. It never once dawned on me that other families might not have thousands of dollars to spend on cosmetic dentistry. In my world, if you needed braces and cleanings, you got braces and cleanings.
In the real world, thousands of children go without those things. People who live on food stamps can’t afford fresh food every day; when you grow up poor, you often grow up with sugary snacks and beverages, which decay your teeth over time.If your tooth gets chipped, broken or rotten, it gets pulled or it stays that way, because you can’t afford to fix it. And at the end of the day, you end up as an adult with dental issues.
If you have nice teeth, you probably don’t realize this, but we live in a world that is fucking obsessed with teeth. Celebrities have nice teeth. Politicians have nice teeth. When you picture a rich person, a successful person, an educated person, they have a full set of gleaming pearly whites.
In our culture, we use “bad teeth” as a signal of poverty. They are shorthand for low education, for “hillbillies” with a lower quality of life. Bad teeth are not welcome at job interviews. They are not wanted in the dating scene. If you are trying to be taken seriously - at the bank, at the lawyer’s office, at your child’s school, at the doctor’s office - bad teeth will hold you back.
And the consequences go far beyond the social issues. Tooth problems are painful. When you go to the dentist every six months, cavities and issues get caught early. When you go years between visits, abscesses, infections, exposed nerves and irreversible damage have time to take root. It’s an extremely painful thing to live with, it can make eating unpleasant, and tooth infections can get into your blood steam and kill you. Teeth are a health problem, and yet we price dental care like a luxury commodity.
So if you meet someone with crooked teeth, or broken teeth, or tooth decay, don’t stare. Don’t make fun of them. Don’t fixate on it. That person may not have grown up with the money or nutrition that you did. Take the person for who they are, not for the teeth in their mouth.
Dental care should be a human right, just like healthcare. Let’s fight for that.
artsyallouette reblogged the-flame-and-hawks-eye eloquentdrivil Follow I legitimately do not understand why a vegan who’s dedicated to pursuing a 100% vegan lifestyle, to the point where they want their pets on a vegan diet as well, do not. just. keep. naturally vegan pets.Rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, gerbils, tortoises, iguanas, a fucking horse, for fucks sake!Like. My god, you have so many options for pets that literally CAN’T eat meat! Why would you insist on keeping a predator, if you can’t stomach the idea that they’re goddamn predators?? Do you have any idea how goddamn loving a hamster can be? Would you like to know what it feels like when a bunny asks you for cuddles? Vegan pets are a thing. Animals that literally only eat plant matter are a thing. You don’t have to torture dogs and cats to live a purely vegan lifestyle. Go buy a fucking guinea pig.
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artsyallouette reblogged phantomwisteria jean-luc-gohard The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”queenafro-dite Again for the ones in the backsfiddy Follow Louder.alittle-writer Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.
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artsyallouette reblogged trenchcoatthevegbian thatsthat24 Follow How to Wash Your Clothes 👔sanderscaptions Narrator (off-screen): How to properly wash your clothes!Narrator: Load the laundry, set the right settings, add the detergent, and start!Narrator: Now, you wait! …and forget about it until the next day.Thomas: Aw, shoot!Narrator: Next, realize they’re mildewy, and wash them again.Narrator: In no time at all, you forgot about it again until the next day.Thomas: AW, SHOOT!Narrator: Still mildewy. Wash them again.Narrator: Now wait for eight hours when you remember this time! Now, place them in the dryer and activate.Narrator: Once they dry, that’s it. You’ll never get around to folding them. This is their home now.Thomas: (picking up shirt) I’ll wear this today…
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artsyallouette reblogged trenchcoatthevegbian ithelpstodream Follow how to tiptrek-lover If you do this get the fuck off my blogcaptainserenderpity Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.fatale-distraction Follow What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.rudelyfe Damn I thought folks knew this …spaced-queen Nope. Actually no body ikno knows thispinkcheesegreenghost cash is king when it comes to tipsnabyss Follow Good to know.
artsyallouette reblogged trenchcoatthevegbian buffylives Follow I knew that I wasn’t straight, but I didn’t know if I was gay, I didn’t know if I was bisexual - I didn’t feel comfortable having that conversation with myself. I was 20 when I came out the first time. It got to a point where I had fallen in love with a friend, and one of my other best friends had sort of noticed. And there were rumors going around in the dance world back home. It was breaking my heart. I was going crazy and I didn’t know what to do. I was lying and lying and lying, and doing everything I could to hold on to my secret. Because I hadn’t figured it out yet, and so it felt like everyone else was deciding it for me and they knew better than I did. It was really scary.Coming Out Stories: Keiynan Lonsdale
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artsyallouette reblogged moorgan lighthouxe-deactivated20181201 @teens and kids that are being bullied for speaking out:each one of you is my hero.i see you. i hear you. i’m standing with you.don’t be discouraged. don’t let them silence you.
artsyallouette reblogged allthe-lights-inthe-sky catholiclifeguard-deactivated20 catholiclifeguard.tumblr.comlavender-labia theymightbebeatles I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”foxes-of-harrow Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the beststfuconservatives Follow YESSS THIS POST IS BACKstfuprolifers Follow The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.
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artsyallouette reblogged wizardmann playstation2chainz shockinghominishostilis *ahem*from this post Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow itWoman kills man for refusing to marry her Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument Woman shoots her husband after argument Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes itWoman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin Woman 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discovering he had a new girlfriendWoman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years oldMother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6 Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.blacktionbronson This post is disturbingly long.girltiredofbullshit REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.jackthevulture I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.unyieldingultimatum once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrongkurt-banged-her if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminismfunnygaygirl if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism dearconnmurphy !!!!!!!fandoms-winkitywonk i was gonna comment about the “woman rips off boyfriends testicle and tries to swallow it,” but it just gets worse from there
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artsyallouette reblogged zenkaiankoku sharkumentary Follow Please let self harmers wear scar-revealing clothes in peaceIf you can see their scars, you don’t need to comment on them. Don’t make them uncomfortable by asking questions or staring. Just let them be.ejaysaurus Follow This is way too important.
artsyallouette reblogged zenkaiankoku jaycubs Follow www.facebook.comA Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article herei’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.extrafeisty WHAT!?thehippiejew gross gross gross gross grossdurnesque-esque Follow Good morning disgusting.
Remember ladies:“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.hazelandglasz Follow boosting the fuck out of thisspoiledbabe They have this in Continental Midtown in Philly, it’s fucking creepy and not cool at allvoid-the-sinner the most obvious solution i can think of is to break that motherfucker. what are they going to do? sue you for breaking something they shouldnt have had?strangelyobsessedwithstuff That’s fucking disgusting.bigbigbigday006 Hey, fellas. You ever feel like you have to check if you’re standing in front of a two-way mirror? Women do.zimpirate Follow This needs to be knownpeachthatdrinkslemonade Follow Reblog this until people can have their privacy in bathrooms again
artsyallouette reblogged cubeddagger-deactivated20190529 jay-kwellyn Follow If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?thoughtsof-r Follow black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated notoriouslynay Follow Super humanrudelyfe You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.
artsyallouette reblogged tired-pigeon789 witchyaesx Follow Aphrodite Was At PrideShe was marching with the lesbians, decked in shades of pink and “my girlfriend doesn’t know I’m a lesbian” shirt. They all lock arms, laughing, sweaty and covered in body paint and glitter, and her eyes tear up as her heart swells at the sight of all these girls supporting one another.She was with the POC group, fist raised in the air chanting “Black Lives Matter” until her throat was raw. She can’t help but notice the dirty looks and the racist comments, but they only fuel her onward, she will not stand idly by as lives are consumed by hatred and ignorance. She was with the bisexuals, a blue pink and purple flag waving behind her. She leads the charge, music blasting behind her, her presence larger than life. Their love will not be unheard or erased, not today. She was with the trans men, reminding those who need it to take a break from their binders every couple hours, and to take a good stretch too. Pride is exciting and nerve wracking, and sometimes people forget to take care of themselves.She was with the trans women, coordinating the flag carriers. Some of them have become confident in their identity, but others are still trying to find their footing. She beams at them, lovingly welcoming them to the sisterhood. She was with the pansexual’s, tossing confetti into the air and laughing as children run to catch it. Love exists every where, and is open to everyone, and she is happy to remind the world of that. She was with asexual’s and aromantic’s, because love exists outside of sex or romance. The young boy walking beside her is clearly nervous, so she bumps his shoulder and reminds him that he’s among friends, and his smile becomes a little more genuine. She was with the gay men, watching as an anxious couple leans into each other, foreheads touching as they take a few deep breaths. Their hands intertwine and together they bravely move to join the rest of the group for their first pride. She can’t help but be proud of how far they’ve come.She was with the ally’s, rainbows painted on her cheeks. Some carry pictures and LED candles, memorials to their LGBT loved ones who were no longer alive to celebrate with. She comforts them in their grief, reminding them that through their love their loved ones live on. She was with the elderly, pushing an elderly woman’s wheelchair. Excitement buzzes through the group, some of whom have known her glow for nearly a century, while others are just now getting the chance to explore it. She was with the nonbinary’s, handing out pamphlets about gender identity, expression and the importance of respecting people’s pronouns. Colourful beads hang from her neck and wrists, adding to the festive feel. Aphrodite was at Pride. She was there, reminding everyone to be loud and proud, because love, peace and acceptance were worth it. She was there, shouting to the heavens the simple truth that love belonged to everyone.
artsyallouette reblogged hell-and-pepsi errorschacha Follow Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck). Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage. Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.100-lbs-of-salt I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity
artsyallouette reblogged whitefangz flavoracle Follow I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love. I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust. I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around. severedturnip A little louderflavoracle I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE. I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST. I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND. (is that loud enough?) littlewitchlingrowan Follow Yes. Thank you. jenfluff Follow I see a lot of people on my dash complain about their significant other. Maybe they should show that person this post.
artsyallouette reblogged runny-babbittx2 probably-voldemort Follow Okay so like there are vampires but one of the side effects of becoming a vampire is that you can’t explicitly tell people you’re a vampire.Like, if they already know you’re a vampire, that’s cool and you can talk about it with them whenever. And if they don’t know but are straight up like “hey are you a vampire?” you can be like “yes I am” and then you can talk to them about being a vampire because they already know now.But the point is you can’t tell people.So you’ve got this vampire who really wants to tell their friends and they’re dropping all these hints and being as obvious as they possibly can be but their friends just think they over-exaggerate everything.“Hey, when did you learn to lock pick?” “Sometime around the middle ages, I think.” “Okay, fine, I won’t pry then.”“Cool shirt! When did you get it?” “Oh, about fifty years ago or so.” “Dude you weren’t even alive. It’s a hand-me-down, then?”“Hey check out this cool Renaissance painting.” *points to a person lying dramatically on the ground* “That’s me.” “Haha, that totally would be you. I’m the one getting his head chopped off.” “No, you don’t get it that’s actually me.” “God, I know. You’re so dramatic.”“How long has it been since you’ve been to Europe?” “A couple centuries at least.”“What’s this red drink in your fridge?” “Blood.” “Is it that new diet drink?” “No, it’s blood.” “No, seriously. I’m thinking about trying this diet. Does it work?” *sighs* “No.”“How come you don’t have any mirrors in your house?” “I don’t have a reflection.” “Cool. It’s really admirable that you’re not letting society’s expectations dictate your life.”“Hey, it’s really sunny out today. Wanna go for a walk?” “No. I will literally burn up and die.” “Fine, stay inside and watch Netflix. That’s cool too.”“I heard these coffin beds are really supposed to help you sleep. I’ve never seen one this cool though. Where’d you get it?” “I was buried in it.” “Fine. Don’t tell me.”“Dude, why are you always so cold?” “I’m dead.” “No, really. I think you might be anemic. Are you getting enough iron?”
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artsyallouette reblogged moorgan thebestoftumbling Follow baby meeting cat for the first timeanotherdayforchaosfay Follow Cat person right there. magistrate-of-mediocrity Follow Look at that tiny rectangle. tumblino thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seengallifreyburning Follow I react to any and all cats in this exact same way, every timethesanityclause Follow This really warmed my heart and made me smile.therearecertainshadesoflimelight This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Really brightened my day.(Also…super important for the safety of the baby. Let the cat get used to the baby on its own terms. Scent marking is important. And don’t let the cat in the crib when you aren’t present bc cats can suffocate babies without meaning to by snuggling them the wrong way. So, This is not only cute but also the proper way to have an introduction that is safest for the baby and the cat.) #OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE#i love it so much#babies#kitties
