A barrwl rolll.

>>931683009 (OP) #
Ask her if they had any UAP encounters lately.

>>931683009 (OP) #
Sniff those nylon soles

>>931683071 #
Asshole changing the names, dafaq government doing? Seems like somebody is trying to get out of some treaty or something, maybe corporate take over of seti or something. I hope it is not to break Russia USA alliance, by brics kingpin China.

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>>931683009 (OP) #
probably say something weird and then its really quiet the entire flight

>>931683009 (OP) #
take my seat
>avoid eye contact
>radiate sigma vibes
>she will approach my sigmaness
>*asks if I'd like a beverage*
>reject approach
>go to bathroom
>lock myself in for duration of flight
>GOON
>preserve sigma

>>931683009 (OP) #
RAPE

>>931683009 (OP) #
Is she practising for an inverted landing?

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>>931683009 (OP) #
Well, it certainly won't rhyme with grape.

>>931683009 (OP) #
I ask if the pilot is also a DEI hire?

>>931683009 (OP) #
>SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>931683009 (OP) #
I'd wonder how I'm the ONLY one on the plane with this bitch doing gymnastics and the pilots flying it.

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>>931687374 #
Ok, I'm liying, it will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What ya gonna do?!!!!

>>931683009 (OP) #
As per the request of the original poster, here is my answer to the proposed hypothetical:

Given the opportunity of finding a conventionally attractive female flight attendant doing gymnastics on a luggage shelf of an airplane on which I am the only passenger, and hence assumingly having complete privacy with said flight attendant, and seeing that flight attendant smile at me playfully as she flexes her shapely legs joined above her head, I would undoubtedly develop a sexual interest in that person. I would therefore approach her whilst smiling back at her and attempt to start a flirtatious conversation with her person. I would not be hiding my interest in her, and I would - to the best of my ability - steer the conversation in such a way that would allow me to offer her mutual entertainment for the duration of the flight, in form of a sexual encounter.

After this point, my actions would be highly dependent on her response to my offer.

If she did agree to my offer, I would, in fact, sex her.

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>>931683009 (OP) #
Obviously have sex with her

>>931683009 (OP) #
She isn't the hottest women I've seen on /b/ today, but she is the most fuckable

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>>931683009 (OP) #
I would sniff her shoes

>>931683009 (OP) #
>Wat do?
Hang out with her.. like hang like her

>>931683009 (OP) #
Ask about her workout routine

>>931683009 (OP) #
Open the emergency exit

>>931687346 #
She can do an inverted landing on my cock after she drinks the vodka, if you know what I mean