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Police: Why did you call 100?

Santa: My wife went shopping and hasn't returned.

Police: That's not an emergency.

Santa: It is! She had my credit card!

संता: तुम्हें लड़की वाले देखने आ रहे हैं सैलरी ज्यादा बताना।

लड़की के पिता पप्पू से: बेटा कितना कमा लेते हो?

पप्पू: जी वैसे तो मेरी सैलरी 1.5 लाख है लेकिन कट कटा के 8000 मिल जाते हैं!!!

Main Khud Ko Marte Hue Dekh Kar Bahut Khush Hun;

Yeh Darr Bhi Hai Ki Meri Aankh Khul Na Jaye Kahin!

Master, Why Am I Not Improving?

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I`m always defeated."
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun...

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