Naomi Wu 机械妖姬

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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
China's #1 Tech & DIY YouTuber Open Source, 3D Printing & Digital Fabrication, Automation, Infosec 1/18th synthetic 'It's all about merit until merit has tits'
Shenzhen, Chinayoutube.com/c/SexyCyborgJoined September 2015
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
🧵For those new to my feed, or newly unblocked- Yes, I know exactly what I look like, yes I understand many find it offputting or at the very least incongruous. Some people find this context helps:
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
Every supervillain has a backstory- here's mine. Why Do I Look Like...This? The SexyCyborg Origin Story A few of you know the broad strokes, this is more detail about how it happened- youtu.be/Z9vW_MpXTfs
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
It looks like that's it. There's not going to be any media coverage from anyone, anywhere, r/LGBT removed my post about it. The Chinese Wikipedia page is deleting every edit that says anything other than "two women" or "friends" and "random". The news outlets still mentioning it
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@RealSexyCyborg
方晓彤 🕯️ 刘继禧 THEY WERE NOT "FRIENDS". SHE DIED TRYING TO SAVE HER. DO NOT ERASE THEM.
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
My 100% heterosexual Chinese sisters going on dates with other women for uh...reasons.
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Sean Upton-McLaughlin
@SeanUM_China
Check out this #China dating craze: Some #Chinese women are hiring #cosplayers so they can go on dates with their favorite viral video game stars. And they prefer female cosplayers for added safety and peace of mind. buff.ly/3zOac5Y
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
If nothing else Mastodon is introducing people into the whole Open Source tradition of trying to be enthusiastic about something really bad that doesn't work at all because you don't want to be rude to the maintainers and the thing you really want to use doesn't work anymore.
Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
Fun video of the day- drunk maskless white guy trying to start a fight with five jacked Hong Kong dudes in Sailor Moon costumes who were far, far kinder and more restrained than they had to be about it😅
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
Girls anytime guys give you shit for having standards just remember this girl is not getting out of the car- for her own wedding, unless someone comes up with 66,000RMB (9,400USD) in cash on the spot for her mother😂
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
I sure do. Here in Shenzhen, young women of my age and background had two options. Sex work for the arrogant Hong Kong businessman who came over the border and treated Shenzhen like their own private brothel, or work on the factory line for a pittance making things for Americans
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Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out. #RTM2023
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
So...my cautious thoughts Shanghai/COVID-Zero-in-China. Yes, I am self-censoring on this one, so this is one of those threads where those of you who need explicit statements and can't read implied meaning and nuance are going to have a tough time. 🧵
Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
Are you implying that the implants that I paid good money for- with firm instructions that they look ridiculously fake, in fact, look ridiculously fake🧐? How Dare you Suh! You have revealed my shameful secret to the world! How Dare You
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ScooterL
@ScooterLibby218
Fake like the Balloons … x.com/RealSexyCyborg…
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
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Mainland and English news outlets are still pretending they are "good friends" including the cowards
@SCMPNews
: scmp.com/news/hong-kong While local Hong Kong Chinese news outlets are mostly clear they were a couple: archive.is/hJNft archive.is/Bjaku The English
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Hong Kong to review mental health services after man with ‘schizophrenia’ kills 2
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
The degree to which
@Dyson
has been able to obtain uncritical media coverage of one of the most hazardous to public health products released to market in years is honestly amazing.
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Brooklyn
@bklynb4by
this is crazy…
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
Ok here's a technical breakdown of why the “
@Dyson
Zone™ Air-Purifying Headphones” aka. the Snot Cannon aka. the Wearable SuperSpreader Event is such a staggeringly bad idea and a significant danger to public health if it is allowed to be sold. 🧵
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
In spoken Mandarin there is no differentiation between "he", "she" and "it" so when speaking English we misgender people constantly but no one cares because we're not doing it to be fucking assholes.
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Instead Of Traditional Warfare, Chinese Military Will Now Be Trained To Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Troops babylonbee.com/news/instead-o
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬
@RealSexyCyborg
Ok for those of you that haven't figured it out I got my wings clipped and they weren't gentle about it- so there's not going to be much posting on social media anymore and only on very specific subjects. I can leave but Kaidi can't so we're just going to follow the new rules and
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