Your Real Best Friend!

A Toxic Tail

Sniz is jumping on the bed in Fondue's room. Fondue, for the "billionth" time, asks Sniz to leave, but Sniz says according to his log book it is actually "one billion and three" times. Fondue gets furious as then decides to go trash Sniz's room, but walks in to already find it a mess. Fondue then makes a plan to keep Sniz out of his room by going to exotic pet shop Darwin's Den and ends up with a Madagascar Scorpion. Fondue returns home, and finds Sniz snuggled underneath the sheets in his bed with a drink and cookies. He gets curious about the scorpion Fondue bought, but it gets loose after the container shatters on the floor. Sniz and Fondue suggest to their housemates, Snuppa and Bianca, that they all tape their feet up. The four split up into two groups in an attempt to capture the scorpion. Sniz and Snuppa discover "soap scum" in the bathroom while Fondue and Bianca are in the living room, luring out what they think is the scorpion underneath the couch. Fondue is eager to smash on sight, but Bianca urges him to stop, as it's his missing Luke Skyrunner action figure! Snuppa and Sniz come into the living room, as they've found out the scorpion is on Fondue's back. Sniz scoops it up with a tennis racket and it lands outside in a girl's sandbox where she smacks the scorpion with her shovel. Back in the house, Sniz resumes jumping on Fondue's bed. Fondue allows this, but he makes money through it, charging Sniz each time he wants to jump on the bed!

Road to Ruin

The Action League, a group of superheroes, are in Danger Driveway washing the new car of their leader, the Chief. Thundergirl complains that she doesn't remember the job being in the Action League oath. Stinky Diver thinks if he wanted to be a swabbie, he would have stayed in the Navy. The Chief says they missed a spot, but Meltman and the Flesh have them covered by using the hose, although they accidentally hit the Chief who is sent into the road. He wants the League to quit fooling around and demands his car shine, but then gets run over by another car that is littering. The League, now with the Chief's clean-looking ride, is in pursuit, as the one littering along the road is none other than His Dishonor, the Mayor who snides that "all the world's a dump." When the League (who has been singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat") catches up to him, he tosses garbage at them. One of the pieces of paper he threw covers up the car, causing them to lose the Mayor and crash into a fruit stand and some boxes. A few minutes later, the Flesh asks if they're close to catching the Mayor. Meltman hopes so, too, because he needs to go to the bathroom. When the paper (that was blinding them before) flies off, they suddenly see that they are about to fall down over a cliff. As they do, Thundergirl departs to chase after the Mayor herself. She catches up alongside him, before an oncoming vehicle hits her. It didn't hurt at all, until the Chief's car lands on top of her, as the Flesh thinks there's no time for a nap! The League uses their tracking skills to find the Mayor, before they engage in a Western-style showdown in their respective vehicles. The Mayor's demolishes the League's with no effort and he gloats in victory, before determining it's a draw as he veers off the road and down a cliff, with his vehicle exploding in the process. The League look on at the wreckage and ponder what sinister thing draws a person to litter. Meltman isn't sure what it is specifically, but he's sure it's flammable. Still in his burning car, the Mayor asks if it's hot in there or if it's just him, and the League laughs in response!

Hi-Fi Frankenstein

Larry, a 12-year-old boy, says to get the ultimate enjoyment out of rock band Bugsteak, one has to turn up the volume but some just don't get it. His 7-year-old sister, Loopy, urges him to play with her but he's too busy dancing to a song from Bugsteak and then calls Loopy a "goober," which upsets her. Larry is just going through a "phase" according to Mom, so she encourages Loopy to make a new friend. Loopy takes this the literal way, however, by creating a robot-like companion named Frank, mostly made out of parts from Dad's old stereo system. Frank and Loopy are getting along great to start, but Larry has concerns after he overhears Frank talk about taking over the world and enslaving all humans. Mom is missing several of her kitchen appliances all of a sudden, which are in the basement with Frank to scheme. Loopy is bummed since all she wanted was a friend, but already has one in Larry, so together they work to stop Frank. Larry holds up 30-day money back guarantees to threaten the kitchen appliances back to manufacturing, but Frank says those guarantees are already expired. Loopy attacks Frank from behind, putting in Larry's Bugsteak tape which shuts down Frank's systems. Larry thought Loopy might have been bummed losing Frank, but she never seemed to notice as the kitchen appliances join the kids by dancing to Bugsteak.

Tape #17: Art

Prometheus tries to teach Bob how to make art. Prometheus paints a dog and then hands the brush to Bob, who bangs on the painting. Bob then uses the brush to make some artwork, but Monkey shows up to drink the pink paint and regurgitates it onto the canvas. Bob is making more artwork on the canvas, while Monkey is painting on Prometheus's spaceship. Prometheus is then knocked unconscious until Bob and Monkey wake him up with green paint. Prometheus spills pink paint onto Bob, who then plasters his face onto the canvas, creating an art piece until Monkey turns the camera to his masterpiece. Bob then tosses a rock at the camera in rage.

Tape #25: Bowling

Prometheus tries to teach Bob how to play the game of bowling. Prometheus rolls a strike, and then instructs Monkey to set the pins back up for Bob to take his turn. Bob with the ball goes right up to the pins to knock them down himself. Bob is ready to play again, but Monkey is standing right in front of the pins as Prometheus shoos him away. Bob hurls the ball up and it knocks down the camera. On another attempt, Bob rolls the ball but Monkey blocks the ball next to the pins and the ball flings back. For the final attempt, Bob licks the ball but his tongue gets stuck to it before Prometheus and Monkey free it, but not without consequence as it hits a pile of boulders above which come crashing down.