so you're in pain and have a bunch of needles I prescribe acupuncture let's begin blood I mean blood put it back in me and though A woman has come between us I say We'll always remain friends and you know why one reason you bastard I'll kill you you bastard oh fry you got to try the Sterno n swas no thanks that's robot food it's so good oh just try a little no really I don't [Music] [Music] pH if you think bad luck can defeat me then you don't know my name is Phillip [Music] J that is one unlucky guy wow now this is fantastic H I'm not sure we want to pay for a dimension we're not going to use this junk isn't garbage I can dig in any random pile and find something great all right let's get to work we'll meet your roommate next shall we his name name is malfunctioning Eddie the car dealer wow I guess his prices really were insane he's very excitable so don't say anything to surprise him pleased to meet you actually we've met once before what here's Stadium where our women basketball teams play We Know K dunk but good fundamentals that more fun to [Laughter] watch oh God you're killing me oh God you're killing me let's see what you got touch your toes still can't reach look out we're heading straight for those trees yeah yeah relax trees down trees down cool hey what do you do if you want the trees up trees up trees down trees down what what's this fat ugly thing a frog a toad or your [Music] [Applause] mama keep going we're right behind you um a little help please no [Music] [Laughter] oh what the hell the planet's coding [Music] [Music] try and stop [Music] me and while you're under the knife you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard you [Music] imbecile hey Mr Perfect you you wet the chair huh it wasn't me must be some of that urine you're all so proud of that's not urine it's oil impossible I'm triple sealed to prevent any chance of you call that an ink defense goodbye friends coming through watch your head help I'm under attack okay the Dynamite's in place are you sure there's no other way to get the bugalo out not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal well actually too late is more for [Music] it's time to stop living this Vita Bachelor Loca settle down and have kids oh adelay this is the most beautiful moment of my life kef I'm feeling the captain's itch I'll get the powder sir no the itch for adventure prepare to continue the Epic struggle between good and neutral I didn't realize you were such a coin of sewer well I have stuff studied abroad or two shall I fire on them now sir not yet kef in the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces what one day a man has everything the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station and the next day he has nothing it makes you think no it doesn't privately lemon May well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service that young man fills me with hope and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing God I'm pathetic sorry just go you want the rest of the champagen no and it's pronounced champagne oh God no our mission is simple destroy all aliens um um not me sir oh yes right nobody destroy K unless you have to well hello I usually don't say this but you are the most beautiful Trio of gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes on I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boot sir I volunteer for a suicide mission ah cut it out you're a brave robot son but when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission you can take away a man's title in his uniform but you can never take away his integ rity or his honor plus it was mostly K's fault what that's not nearly loyal enough I order you to sit around and drink beer until you're as loyal as K here yes sir sir um may I have a beer sir no you're loyal enough already consummate your union or I shall destroy Earth well if it's to save Earth I I guess I could take one for the team you what right now but I Need A Little Romance first maybe a vanilla candle or something I didn't know where else to turn you're the only woman who ever loved me I never loved you I mean physically R again my God cover yourself I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's Gizmo uh sorry Mr President I I didn't realize K raise him up about nipple high now what do you want to do about that unidentified ship destroy them M that's got a nice feel to it and now for the battle plan as you all know the key to Victory is the element of surprise surprise Leela it's getting dark we may have to make a tent out of Amy's skin look there's an abandoned cabin even [Music] so m zap zap inspect the troops later Le l e l a [Music] Le fry don't you recognize me Hermes Lee when will I see you again the two of you are good friends but I thought we we would be good friends yo freak show your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting Timeless we need rest the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised hey zap Leela Leela so it's you I've been attracted to oh god I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman come GIF it's time to begin our life for civilians that's an order Soldier behold the great Stone face of Mars H the only known entrance to the Martian reservation what about the great Stone ass of Mars well yeah but it's way on the other side of the planet commence lip identification scan no tongue they jumped right out of their pants well K stand by to take the blame steady steady now this is quite a large Ranch you have 17.9 billion Acres we own entire Western Hemisphere that the best hemisphere it's the same on Earth ah perfect timing I just turbocharged the ship's matter compressor what's the matter compressor nothing's the matter fry now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor can you translate it of course but only into beta Crypt 3 a language so complex there's even less chance of understanding it I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse I asked you to get busy very well isn't that the same machine that makes noses it can do other things why shouldn't it good work everyone the mother's ship is [Music] destroyed what the hell is that thing it appears to be the mother ship then what did we just blow up the Hubble telescope okay you had a balance of 93 cents all right and at an average of 2 and a/ qu% interest over a period of 1,000 years that comes to 4.3 billion it's crazy how could they even know about a show from a thousand years ago well Omron Percy I8 is about 1,000 light years away so the electromagnetic waves would just recently have gotten there you see magic got it that form isn't about you it refers to my high school prom date it was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment this but you only stamped it four times no no I was young and reckless bureaucrat Conrad you are technically correct the best kind of correct well it's not right to make my dead pet an exhibit that's like digging up Lassie and putting her on display in the Lou Lassie is on display in the Lou I know I was deliberately describing a similar situation hey robot what's your serial number 3370 318 no way mine's 271 16057 I don't get it we're both expressible as a summer two cubes W what's in the box ringer um a cat some poison on a cium atom the cat is it Alive or Dead Alive or Dead answer him fool it's a superposition of both States until you open it and collapse the a function says you there's also a lot of drugs in there calling all scientists be advised there will be a worldwide conference on global warming in Kyoto Japan I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine you've got a degree in balone pine needles oh man this is great hey as long as you don't make me smell Uranus I don't get it I'm sorry fry but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid Joel once and for all oh what's it called now urectum here let me locate it for you no no we're just the people this mind switcher was made for by [Music] us wait can I still change my mind let's find out it didn't work you daughtering old just as I suspected these r robots were buried in improperly shielded coffins their programming leaked into the Castle's wiring through this old abandoned modem allowing them to project themselves as Holograms of course it was so obvious yes that sequence of words I said made perfect sense Third Dimension I can't picture that you're dumb there's nothing funny about science if there can be an x- axis and a y AIS why not a z-axis he's opening our Minds to new ideas kill him of course even if it is possible to analyze the message there's no way of knowing how long it would take it could take an hour or it could take a 100 million years is it done certainly not two dings means it's done but not like that slightly more rapid and it's a dead heat they're checking the electron microscope and the winner is number three in a quantum finish no fair you change the outcome by measuring it I'm hallucinating this right no Bender robot hell is quite real here's our BR Shore cigars are evil you won't miss them we'll find ways to simulate that smell can best me in a fiddle contest you in back Bender soul as well as a solid gold fiddle what happens if we lose you will only win a smaller silver fiddle also I guess I'll kill one of you him we'll do it well we're [Music] boned time for the drum solo run wouldn't it be nice if you had a pair of robot hands to replace them what's the cat no catch I'll merely pick a robot at random here we [Laughter] go oh what an appallingly ironic outcome it's not ironic it's just coincidental At Last At Last I have the power to make Leela love me oh sorry that'll wear off in a couple of days oh give me back my hands these things are always touching me in places yeah they get around forget it you can't temp me really there's nothing you want H I forgot you could temp me with things I want I can give you new robotic ears what seemingly reasonable thing do you want in return just one hand this Opera is as lousy as it is brilliant you'll give me your hand in marriage let try you surrender my hands and what did you do to my nails I clean them ah fire it burns not bad needs a little hot sauce I shall give you your army of the Damned and in return I ask just one thing your firstborn son yes I knew you'd come back here you go wow that was pretty brutal even by my standards no backis so what's happening to me and I'll take my answer in any form but a song oh you're no fun and this is all Fry's fa fry I that guy we once traded hands they still stink of candy corn Bender would you like to make a deal I'm not stupid so yes I'll return you to your body after you scare fry to death cigars are evil you won't miss them okay I'll do it I'll do it just stop the damn music FR dead ghost oh you fries dead you say funny that's not what it says on his Wikipedia page survived the heart attack you're not granny Hester what have you done with Granny Hester she's naked but unharmed I would never kill fry go to hell soon enough but first The Killing there aren't any machines on this planet there's one you rusty old dummy hey no fair ocupo I love you I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender's voice wearing granny Hester's clothes you still lose Bender I saved my friend as far as I'm concerned I won oh really you may find your Victory perck when subed to this lyric you shut up you've been talking for a solid year you know hell you to be a nice place before you got [Music] here these guys that's right robot devil and we've come to reclaim a soul a kulan's Immortal Soul guess the number I'm thinking of uh m is he right yes the number I was thinking of was the letter M always leave them wanting more that's the secret oh God haven't they suffered enough congratulations Leela conr you can make it it's a magical day welcome tonight is the ribbon cutting for the dup's new headquarters what are we delivering something without which no ribbon cutting ceremony could proceed the ceremonial oversized scissors we'll get them there as quickly as we can all right but don't run with them what's this another bathroom no it's a mobile apartment with no rent come on Fry get [Music] [Applause] up oh oxygen dating your ex fry have you lost all self-respect oh what this can only end badly fry kids a house a home invasion by a former roommate but things are different this time before she was demanding and possessive but now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the [Music] time the problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate the less fortunate get all of breaks I don't know what to ask about come on woman just pick something yeah be more impulsive like this go man go I can be really impulsive it just takes me a while mhm darling huie I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little cue MC whiskers no it was silly of me to object 1T tall 8 ft 15 ft what does it matter you should see the new 16t models 16 ft go to hell w oh my home is burn down how did this happen that's a very good question so that's where I left my cigar that just raises further questions I feel like a rat here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela was as lonely as a frog I could kick myself I'll do it for you ow thanks you should be ashamed of yourself fry you'd have to be blind not to notice that Leela's a cyclops Fries over there man oh hey guys look what I bought on a wild impulse new boots they're like my old ones but with a crazy Green Stripe woo never know what I'm going to do next I was working on Project Satan a Savage intelligent military vehicle built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world the steering wheel from Hitler's staff car the left turn signal from Charles Manson's VW the windshield wipers from that car that played Night Rider Night Rider wasn't evil his windshield wipers were it didn't come up much in the show though we haven't thought of a name yet well you're tasty right let's call them tasticles now you're asking for a day off get out of my in my sight you B gotten my patience Hermes who are you yelling at myself I asked myself for Valentine's Day Off but I was in no mood for any of my Shenanigans Valentine's Day is coming oh crap I forgot to get a girlfriend again we've gone too far this time all three of you what did I do you left the keys in the ignition I mean look at those two wasn't it obvious what would happen yeah Leela we're all very disappointed in you I should fire you three right now but I'm just not that coldhearted you're all fired look I know there are no car chases but this is important one of these two men will become president of the world what do we care we live in the United States the United States is part of the world wow I have been gone a long time it's going to be what is it that painting the eyes are watching me H it has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors sure is my butt but I don't frame it and put it on the wall although remember when the tube opens say welcome to the world of Tomorrow hey I was frozen I think I know what people want to hear when they first wake up bath room's that way fate is cruel and unyielding and what must be must be take it all bets I'm giving 9 to2 on Zord BG to crab with the jab the great red Hope come on baby fry it's been years since medical school so remind me this EMB balling in your species fatal or nonfatal fatal large B on myself in round one forget about fry you could hire us back and he'd never have to know hey guys oh uh Hey fry so as Leela was saying fry can go shove a big old you can't just Waltz into the central bureaucracy it's a tangled web of red ape and regulations I've never been but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find the washroom there then we'll need a guide someone who's been there before oh I've been there lots of [Laughter] times hey zap Leela Leela so it's you I've been attracted to oh god I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman let's do it again sometime come on wait let's blow this [Music] joint now it's time for my song when I was two there was a title waving ah I'm Santa Claus six we're also Santa Claus and I'm his friend Jesus you people aren't Santa how dare you lie in front of Jesus my C the real Santa get him Jesus I help those who help themselves say your prayers fry this isn't fry I kicked fry out two hours ago this is my new boyfriend uh Constantine really that's a dumb name e hi I'm Heather your personal euth Aizer let's get started with a nice botulism treatment shall we go to hell Heather oh I usually don't say this but you are the most beautiful Trio of gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes on I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boot but but most people think I smell like a burning zoo I never learned a good smell from a bad smell but I like the way you smell because I like you no you're a human only physically I'm a cross species dresser wait you're an actual omicronian oh God oh God what have I done this is so hot conquer me lur sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax oh haries or you foolish man what do you need a silon eye for now calm down dear you know you look even hotter in infrared so Johnny are we going to pick pick up where we left off let me help [Music] you what [Music] the oh now I see now I get it now the pieces are fallen into place the office the promote motion that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions it's all coming together now F let Lucen show me something anything seriously I'd take an armpit oh yeah thank you Linda you're welcome you got a Death Wish Professor something must have happened in your life that hurt you just like us in my case it was verbal abuse that's in the rearview mirror baby you're from the 20th century that's incredible I'm from the 21st century no way we've got so much in common we sure do remember when those cyborgs enslaved Humanity uh yeah that rings a bell it worked you're one sexy man fill up J fry it worked perfectly look it's slurms McKenzie he's the original party worm ooh wh wh wh wle let's party you like cing me don't you hey you know what always cheers you up baking me a nice tray of sugar cookies how about these cookies sugar I shouldn't be here I shouldn't even exist but I do exist which proves you can't really be my grandma oh fry I want you to make a m woman out of Mery Mercy I do believe I'm getting the vapors what the hell is that yeah I'm a little confused too how do I you know with the tail and all I'm a doctor sir the mere fact that I'm blond and have a breathy voice full sensual lips and a steaming hot body doesn't make me a bimbo tell me about us we can talk of our research tomorrow men are very rare in our society even very old and stupid males are prized tonight please be the guests of honor at our fertility banquet well there's certainly no harm in a fertility banquet I could eat and fertilize very well let us anoint our guests in oil without using our hands this SPAC suit is making me sweat like a s me too we better strip them off and continue surviving on natural uh I suppose so here we can cover ourselves with these sticky set covered leaves I'll try to avert my eyes from your neuy you will ah what's the point you'll have to look sooner or later Professor I need another bikini uh oh okay I think there's one can left oh my there how do I look like a cheap French Harlot French but getet it squishy you the one lose her in first place you done enough yeah this time we get most decorated Law Men in the whole universe you mean oh no please I beg you oh for the love of I am the man with no name zap Branigan killbots have a preset kill limit knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached limit and shut down K show them the metal eye one magnify that death sphere why is it still blurry that's all the resolution we have making it bigger doesn't make it clearer it does on CSI Miami up here in the clouds our technology makes us Invincible like the mighty X in Tic Tac Toe H welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it the love nasium sh Pagan I won't stop until your whole planet it's as ugly as you perceive me to be that will take a very long time questions why is this godforsaken planet Worth Dying For don't ask me you're the one who's going to be dying K how many men did we lose all of them well at least they won't have to mourn each other anybody's else for nutly baby wait you didn't show me your surprise we no dunk but good fundamentals that more fun to [Laughter] watch oh God you're killing me oh God you're killing me like your style I find it very erotic what erotic erotic erotic erotic computer sentences them to death by snoo SN yeah wo what are you gay zap last night was a mistake a sexy mistake no just a regular mistake for a split second my Common Sense was overwhelmed by pity a split second is all it takes look at those pathetic cavemen down there loading their silly catapult with what is that GI I believe it's a saber-tooth cat sir I'm deep promoting you so soier ke what's the most humiliating job there is being your assistant wrong being your assistant private fry you shall henceforth serve as K's assistant we fight this battle not for ourselves but for our children and our children's children which is why I'm forming a children's Brigade ah she's built like a steakhous but she handles like a beastro I've come to save you I have a devious plan oh great Captain [ __ ] has a plan why don't you tell it to wingus and Dingus here wingus Dingus listen up they hate these filthy neutrals K with enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals who knows it sickens me good work everyone the mother ship is destroyed what the hell is that thing it appears to be the mother ship then what did we just blow up the Hubble telescope that new recruit is phenomenal sir yes he edged out my old Mark by 2 seconds and 16 minutes and 12 hours I do plan to finish someday kef kef yes oh yes Captain I have made it with a woman inform the men and the winner is Leela but I didn't even limbo no matter I know from personal experience erence how horizontal you can get we can't be too careful with these codes rumor has it a double agent may be aboard this very ship I'm watching you you Anon what's your name H man sir H man now that's a name I can trust you know zap someone ought to teach you a lesson if it's a lesson in love watch out I suffer from a very sexy learning disability what do I call it K sex Lexia P to change course sir this is a Leisure Cruise our path was set by the travel agency that's for school girls now here's a route with some chest hair F I am singing wind chief of the Martian tribe take me to your leader moving along Leela we meet again but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage we shall sing top hits from the80s which 80s sir for me they're only one80 smell like I sound I'm lost and I found and I'm Hungry Like the Wolf you say you're a Duo yeah Duos are good of course sometimes they're a little short-handed see with two humans You' think there'd be a robot in there to balance things out but whatever I have these three costumes you could use but I guess I'll just throw one away and so I asked you this one question have you ever tried simply turning off the TV sitting down with your children and hitting them we're just so busy well make time I like you kid here's something for your trouble it's money wow thanks hey you earned that 50 bucks you gave me a 20 I did oh I'm sorry I meant it hey wait a minute he Uncle Vladimir come Bender you like being dead that's what they said about being alive aw he's so cute wait no he isn't he looks like Bender oh no no no no way am I that kid's dad wipe my tiny metal ass ah crap the point is you shouldn't e things that feel pain okay we won't eat you come on guys Pharaoh's counting on us work faster like this huh you call that motivating me don't just whip with your arms the power comes from your hips like this Bender part of being human is having self-control oh my God I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time let me go no isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony yes you gave me a dollar and some candy and yet you haven't said what I told you to say How can any of us trust you I'm dying I need mouth to ask resuscitation I'm on it it's not working I die happy knowing you fell for that [Music] oh well come on through we'd love to have you on the team Bender but aren't you more on the supply side of crime plus the cream won't give you superpowers you're a robot so I'm already super strong and my arms do this [Music] yeah also I got this going [Music] let us annoint our guests in oil without using our hands oh so we can stay in the future you like but not the future I like next no I was about to close the deal Bender they had a backwards time machine The Other Place had a lot of good things too did you even see that mount of skulls why you oh no you didn't eat the wizard eat the [ __ ] eat the the robot shiny but well at least we'll be remembered in song wait a second I have an idea I Surrender here eat my friends just give me one more second of sweet sweet life yeah don't worry guys I'll never be too good or too evil again from now on I'll just be me uh do you think you could be just a little less evil than that I don't know you think you could survive a 700t fall good old Bender yep everything worked out great thanks the good old vendor come on it's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together didn't I Leela didn't I no you didn't voters have approved proposition Infinity robosexual marriage is now legal what's next gay robosexual marriage congratulations we did it honey finally we can have a legal monogamous marriage like everyone else woohoo yeah monogamous and hello guys I am vdub and today I'm going to show you some of the best moments of Nixon in Futurama I'll do a little introduction and background of that character and the rest of the video will be without me talking so Nixon or Nixon head to be precise is a two-time president of Earth and both times he was elected it was in a controversial manner controversial is also the right word to describe his reign as a president although nobody seemed to care throughout the series we can see a lot of reference to his mandate as US president such as Watergate Nix and tapes the invasion of Cambodia moon landing and many more I like him as a character he's one of my favorite Side characters the president characters are very tough task in animated series but Nixon is probably my favorite one next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Simpsons Movie and although he's uncompassionate throughout most of the series he did treat the people of Earth with 300 smackaroonies overall I would rate Nixon as a character a four out of five here is some of his best moments enjoy next president of [Applause] Earth nibur watch it that's it you just made my list stop it down boy bad president I remember my body flabby pasty skinned riddled with fluidas a good Republican body God I loved it come on come on Fall Fall damn it fall the gender [Music] bender get that happy out of the ring freeze punks you're under arrest shoot him in the back quick while they're not looking being ahead's great too right no son it's a sad and lonely life oh great now you tell me that's my style I like to kick them when they're down run again my God cover yourself I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gmau uh sorry Mr President I I didn't realize K raise him up about nipple high this crisis has reached the highest level good God it's Richard Nixon our greatest president that's right Daddyo and I need to take your hippie son on a far out musical Quest get out of my house you commi ah then we're down to our last hope a radical new weapon built by a Visionary scientist I once dismissed as crazy let's see how crazy I am now Nixon the correct answer is very all right Professor shock get through me sir the Constitution clearly states that nobody can be elected president more than twice that's right nobody but as you can plainly see I've got a shiny new body our planet has been through so much this past year Wars droughts impeachments but we've never lost our sense of what's truly important the Great Taste of Charleston cheu [Applause] M now that's a nice Rosé so anyway we open up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it the damn thing's dead upchucked it's bamboo true story uhhuh please Mr Nixon we're appealing to your sense of decency seriously though I'm never giving back this body now beat it before I get Cambodian on your asses the sphere then fired some kind of hellish blackout Ray erased the Planet like 18 minutes of incriminating tape after meeting with top voodo economists I have decided to refund our silk Surplus to you the taxpayers that's right I've sent you each 300 buckaroos in the form of a tricky dick fund Bill knock yourselves out they're all going to jail and don't expect me to Grant a pardon like that Cey Ford Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies dirty tricks and good old Quaker thuggery and I'm just a guy for the job Dy human number two and morbo's good friend Richard Nixon hello morbo how's the family belligerent and numerous good man Nixon's proar and pro family yeah great first he steals my body now he's touching my stuff flag is still there it's gone slow down there starski I'm up to something here I want this robot fixed fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election damn ban eting war hero [Music] not KN now for your part of the bargain very well agu you belong to warstom now I sending you on one last mission hot digg of the daffodil a mission of Peace ow [Music] remember what the DOR Mouse said feed your head I'm meeting you halfway you stupid hippies I'm not sure if it's safe to talk are you wearing a wire a 40% wire excellent accompanying you will be our top piece negotiator Henry Kissinger how are you is he any good looking like that he talked his way into Jill St John's bad enough said bless this planet and all its wonderful people kill him kill the traitor but we can only save 30,000 people how do we choose who goes well let's see now we'll need leaders scientists doctors bureaucrats Pilots valuable appliances even janitors but that's it no one else if you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child would you seize can consume it well uh the question is is vague you don't say what kind of candy whether anyone is watching at any rate I certainly wouldn't harm the child don't make me kick your neck bring it on soup can all right break it up you two of the plan what's that speak up son well don't look at me you're invading him I just wanted to know well I'm I'm here to invade your planet I paid for this body and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little Cocker Spaniel dog Checkers shut up damn it but the right to freedom of expression is guaranteed by the Earth Constitution maybe so but I I know a place where the Constitution doesn't mean squat the Supreme Court hereby accepts the case of Earth V Zoidberg suck it to him computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever the only one who's changed is me I've become bitter and let's face it crazy over the years zap zap inspect the troops later it's time to activate the bom I'll have to re-edit the program Rosemary have we got any type of Machinery to edit tape oh you know we do once I'm swept into office I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the [Music] place just when things look darkest I received an email from the androma Galaxy it seems we've won their quadrillion dollar family sweep Stakes oh Lord and all I had to do was hand over our last remaining land and water is collateral the one secret no one ever suspected is that I really did stage the moon landing on Venus are I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place my God I really sound like that I thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality nion always wins [Music] good news everyone we've got a very special delivery today who's it going to me another job well done hey Lea help me apply these flame decals I got my cereal but'll make the ship go faster and what's your scientific basis for thinking Matt I'm 12 well I give up what's the catch oh no catch although we are technically in New Jersey not one place even remotely livable oh how awful did he at least die painlessly to shreds you say well how is his wife holding up to shreds you say is he badly hurt Dr zberg I I don't quite know how to say this fry is dead ow wait not dead the other thing oh I'm beginning to understand it all goes back to your parents what you Harbor resentment because they pushed you to study medicine when all you ever wanted was to be a song and dance [Music] man if only I'd programmed the robot to be more careful what I wished for robot experience this tragic irony for me no man I wish we had a robot to do stuff I know right to my loving nephew Bender Assuming he's not responsible for my death I leave my castle yes let's stay there tonight on condition that he spend one night within its walls oh man and there's always a catch s me come I got your hook up fry now my usual fee is 500 bucks but seeing as how it's you I'll need it in advance well here's your lousy gemerald HK fetch that seemed unnecessary it's all so sad at times like this I just need someone to hold me m H you like holding me don't you hey you know what always cheers you up baking me a nice tray of sugar cookies how about these cookies sugar come on really W it on in there so that's why they call me the Catman nobody move I found the charger hang on why won't it okay there save us Catman man time continues to skip forward randomly details at 11 this is the news at 11 the mysterious and unexplained turning to Entertainment News teen singer Wendy might just be the latest won three Grammys last night found dead in her bathtub H this thing I wear on my wrist says they're not poisonous well how are they no they're great they're like sex except I'm having them I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the holes with your guts yeah well I don't believe in Santa Claus come on everybody if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you oh God the pain time to get Jolly on your naughty asses [Music] [Music] what's happening all 6,000 Halls have been bried oh the fools if only they built it with 6,0 And1 hulls when will they learn and F almost fooled you there fire missile Jam missile Jam I heard you the first time Francine sorry after lengthy fut I futter have decided the fate of the men futer sentences them to death by Sno SN yeah yeah he what are you gay hey the speedometer only goes up to 80 this thing can't go faster than 80,000 M hour no it can't but it's got a driver side floor and an eight trck player with genuine mono sound where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time under the seat now the world's starving masses have a cheap abundant source of nutrition but not too cheap I'll take the cash and you can have the credit I don't want the credit genetic engineering is wrong oh really tell that to your old friend the giant where is he oh God he's invisible now Fifi High I'm Stan you both should be in here instead of me someone's acting awfully aluminum Leela my sweet I've come to save you I have a devious plan oh great Captain [ __ ] has a plan why don't you tell it to wingus and Dingus here wingus Dingus listen up Bender did you just round up our dates at the bus station of course not anybody's else for nutly baby wait you didn't show me your surprise let us anoint our guests in oil without using our hands oh so we can stay in the future you like but not the future I like next no I was about to close the deal Bender they had a backwards time machine The Other Place had a lot of good things too did you even see that the skulls why [Applause] you oh if only we had a tobogan faster faster um I have a question what if Bender was really giant you idiot we already saw that I know I liked it I want to see it again we're not seeing it again ask something less stupid oh all right how about this what if I never fell into that freezer doodle and came to the Future Jiggy that question is less stupid though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way what would happen if fry never came to the Future a poor little guy you look like you haven't eaten in a month here but if Mr pinucci asks your name is Seymour asses I like you Seymour you're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs are you nah we understand each other it'll take more than deadly deadly bees to keep us from doing our job come on boys but Leela we're no good listen I'm scared too but I'm more scared of disappointing myself I'm not scared of that at all hello pizza delivery for defrosted Wang not another crank delivery why don't I read these things ahead of time one time was funny but every week for 10 years not as funny true not as funny but still somewhat funny so you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4,000 you wish you're in Los Angeles but there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns exactly you're in LA but everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other that's La for you but the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever he just won't stop with the social commentary I'm still in mid Peril you claws he's too far far out we can't reach him with my last breath I curse zberg I shall preserve the DNA of homo sapiens huh I thought you only saved the DNA of endangered species farewell I guess he didn't hear [Music] me I'll let you invade the e easiest planet in the whole [Music] galaxy no people of Earth I am lure of the planet Omron Peri 8 we demand justice as you ate our children so shall you be eaten by us we will begin with the firemen then the Math teachers and so on in that fashion until everyone is [Music] eaten we're doomed doomed doomed we demand to eat one human for each omicronian that was eaten fair enough how many is that 198 billion sir very well you will provide us with 100 98 billion humans there aren't that many humans we're willing to wait a few weeks while you Shore up the numbers H 198 billion babies in a few weeks we'll need an army of super verile men scoring Round the Clock I'll do my part things look bad but I still have a trump card the most beautiful love song ever written we love you [Music] the humans are attacking let's get out of here my name is we du and today I'm going to show you top 10 guest actors in fut drama I will not include actors that voice themselves and ranking will be judged by combination of how much impact the role had on the show quality of the voice role and surprise of the role number 10 Mark Hamill he appeared in the movie benders score H is a legend but this character didn't do much in this show com says be slow to anger load down scammers got me seeing red got my TIE fighter out of the hanger jump back Jack cuz I'm Jewish and I'm Undead number nine Bob Odenkirk Chaz the mayor Zade could get anything with his connections except Lea who are we to say they can't the mayor's Aid and his badge Beat It kids come back with when you got connections am I going to get lucky tonight or what number eight David Cross Yeo if anyone could voice a being from a different dimension it's him attention beings of universe gamma where here I have a hunch I am Yeo in your Universe you are many but in my universe I am one number seven Seth mcfar Vegas singer and Seymour now this one I didn't know until recently and to be fair it's a small Cameo we'll still find the happening hot spots we'll still Cruise the cool casinos you'll still fly me to the moon Al the moon to which you fly me could beos oros give me a minute will you hey wait can you guys hear the professor 2 yep does that seem strange to you well no not in a dream lots of weird stuff could happen Phillip have you lost weight number six Patrick Stewart Fox Master another one that I didn't know until recently but when I hear his voice now I'm mad at myself for not realizing this is the fox we'll be hunting today wow this is easier than I thought the sport is in the chase sir the fox gets a 30-minute Head Start number five Craig Ferguson Susan Bole this one's kind of goofy but honestly I could never guess it it was him you named your boil Susan a boil can he have a name he also said a boil can he sing but Amazing [Applause] Grace number four Sigourney Weaver Planet Express SHP her role kind of reminded me of that Simpson's Treehouse horror episode when house had a voice of Pierce brosman you're just jealous no one loves you cuz you're tiny and you're made of meat could you maybe pay a little more attention to these asteroids sorry Captain Leela I guess I'm just having one of those manic [Laughter] [Music] Mondays number three Amelia Clark Maryanne now this one had a major impact on the show zberg finding his true love it's not the flowers it's ah much better you smell just like I dreamed you would but most people think I smell like a burning zoo I never learned a good smell from a bad smell but I like the way you smell number two John Goodman Robert Santa okay this one is well known I wish that he continued to voice Santa but John de maio did a good job too but what about your other co-workers did either of have you ever stopped to think about Dr zoidberg's feelings no I swear Santa has something very special in his sack for you [Music] too honorable mentions pamel Anderson Dixie babes yes Mr Mackenzie you've served me well these 40 years but this time I've got to party alone be arur futer but they make fun women's basket ball what did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk yes they still laugh the menio quoty fa figes careity Trigg Sarah fman Fred girlfriend fry is it really you I don't know is it really you you what do you mean you don't know are you you or not who wants to know oh fry it is you number one Dan Casta robot devil no doubt number one he stole the show every time he was in episode cigars are evil you won't miss them we'll find ways to simulate that smell what a sorry fella rolled up and smoke like a panichella here on level one of robot hell decide what that's it for malist if you like it subscribe for more goodbye now if you'll excuse me it's my Pok night and I feel lucky so it's back to hell for me come on Nixon what's so far-fetched about mermaids I mean there's all sorts of weird sea creatures here in the future like Dr Zoidberg so not interested I've heard that line before I'll have a look but I remind you I'm an expert on humans not robots I'm not Bender I'm fry really I thought you were the robot nope human all right all right spare me your life story someone do something I would but ow take my collar off I can't I'm still eating we'll need to have a look inside you with this camera guess again so long I'm off to toss this Old Shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday those were toenail clippings a feast is a feast now ask her how her day was why would I want to know you wouldn't ask anyway how was your day well first I got up and had a piece of toast first then I brushed my teeth then I went to the store to buy some fish fry look what you did she won't shut up real pilot can navigate by feel alone that's coming out of your pee I want a divorce Mom Dad don't ask me to choose they're not your parents I'm not your sister and that's not your golf cart oh oh come on zberg I passed it right to you I've had it with this game I'm going for a Scuttle ah mu Macho hey Gringos here comes eloo to ruin your drinking water whoa whoa whoa I'm Mexican and I find that offensive you Latin are so hot blooded right I challenge you to clap Lo English please a fight to the death Bender's order is so mild it's being overpowered by local sources hooray people are paying attention to me poor boy you want maybe a nice mug Coco Ambassador Marin you you and your staff are so kind I am truly humbled what no marshmallows now Zoidberg is big huh that's more like it who's intimidating who now big city hello Mr Chase Manhattan Bank deny my credit card application will you come on baby Cy it's been years since medical school so remind me disembowelling in your species fatal or nonfatal fatal large B myself in round one Frey you go with binda Amy with Leela and I'll go with screw it again my friend more PA our precious range well I guess this is goodbye for me as well whatever goodbye my home it's burned down Dr zberg is my friend and though A woman has come between us I say We'll always remain friends and you know why one reason you bastard I'll kill you you bastard in public this ain't none of your business slick my name isn't slick it's zberg John zberg gez Bender you're scaring me you're going wacko you're right I need professional help and damn the expense damn the expense I'm sure that whatever is happening can be explained by science let the sence begin I said science oh I am your friend Bond bonder is it really you yes I'm fine give the Gypsy $10 wait a minute Bender's name isn't bonder it's Bender you're a fraud my friend you have nothing to worry about except a nightmarish life of unremitting horror for you see you are a we car that's crazy yes so crazy that it must be true I am gazing into the spirit world and nothing you said something about a buffet look you want false hope or not only if you don't have any real hope can't you help me yes but you must be willing to pay a terrible price yeah yeah yeah follow me I'm right here you lazy shyer wait I'm sensing something I'm rich according to this ancient read me fire your only hope is to destroy the original Ward and otherwise I can never die who said that sure you can die you want to die no I want to live they have built the universe's most powerful radio telescope high in the himas to search for him you think they'd let me use it to look for Bender what am I psychic I mean yes yes I'm I'm sure they will yes you are doomed to kill your dearest friend I wouldn't want to be me right now now go go could one of you just forget it I'll just sleep here finally any more ridiculous ideas Hallelujah good news everyone the university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges wait that's not good news at all whatever you did Professor I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation yes but they won't listen everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain but when you put it in the body of a great white shark ooh suddenly you've gone too far evolution is under attack and in our schools to the science mobile you mean the ship yes the science mobile it's just that you've never called it that before but okay I wish just once Bender could feel exactly what I feel actually through the miracle of science that can be arranged uh-oh is this going to be another crazy experiment that crosses a line man was not meant to cross is this some sort of brain scanner some sort yes in France it's called a guillotine Professor can't you examine my brain without removing it yes easily is this what human mating looks like because I like it move your freaking hoof you goat here I brought you these oh what daffodils 70 years and you remembered my favorite flower your favorite one why does my foot hurt good news everyone several years ago I tried to log on to AOL and it just went through we're online go ahead get into these net suits I designed and tested them myself they smell like burning Reese's monkey really I guess when you're around it all day you stop noticing off you go hey what the hell are you doing with my head I need to Tinker in it why don't you just use a potted plant like fry quiet you I'm install calling an empathy chip and that'll allow Bender to feel other people's emotions yes if by allow you mean Force oh son of a with that your fries relative do you have any idea how we got so crazy oh yeah they say Madness runs in our family some even call me mad and why because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters Atomic Supermen with octagon shaped bodies that suck blood out of here I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me grft a laser cannon onto your chest to crush those who disobey you but I guess we're just two different people mutant Atomic Superman they're only a foot high Professor well they're still young M Atomic super boys really we'll need to speed up their growth with time particles called chronitons aren't those the particles that destroy an entire civilization good news everyone you're off to the Tempest nebula to gather chronitons activate safety [Music] spheres also mine has air conditioning you can't just Walt into the central bureaucracy it's a tangled web of red tape and regulations I've never been but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find the washroom there then we'll need a guide someone who's been there before oh I've been there lots of times look Professor I can't participate in this Mission what are you yapping about this time it's your Reckless disregard for the environment in fact I'm going to go join those protesters this is an outrage I demand you'll hand over your Captain's jacket this is my normal jacket I've had it for 10 years I said hand it over we're all going to die aren't we oh I should think so although last time Aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously oh yes Professor Farnsworth you're a scientist forget it I'm not going I have my reasons shut up all of you strange you haven't acted this suspicious since I found those AP bones in the basement my hip hurts I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey I have warranty cards to fill out I am not just making excuses all right I'll go have you a name Hubert Farnsworth At Your Service a Farnsworth you say well if I'm not mistaken the fsw worths have been in new New York for almost 200 years yes I have and here's Dean Farnsworth developer of the Farnsworth test for color blindness where is he blasted and just recently I learned of a modernday fonsworth who invented the anti-il truss that's you Professor you are darling huie I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little Cy MC whiskers no it was silly of me to object 1T tall 8 ft 15 ft what does it matter you should see the new 16t models 16 ft go there you you you you you oh dear she's stuck in an infinite Loop and he's an idiot well that's love for you I [Music] yeah I [Music] give [Music] yeah I get my back [Music] yeah I would never clim give [Music] I [Music] play I get my back [Music] [Applause] [Music] what no really oh dear what oh your award show I'm sorry I couldn't make it but I had a very good reason perhaps you'd favor us with it my pleasure you see I came down with a searing case of who gives a crap uh Professor are we even allowed in the forbidden zone why of course it's just a name like the death zone or the zone of no return all the zones have names like that in the galaxy of Terror uh Professor off you go Pleasant trip let me see that goes there Lefty Loosey righty tidy and fixed what I could have fixed it that easily [Laughter] you goodbye Cru World Goodbye cruel lamp Goodbye cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom pom curtain pole cors cruel though they may be where in funky town is the professor nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin [Music] rugs oh yeah it's just like in the song I wrote we all need a new angle on life Bender you've got to help us I try to get out keep pulling me back in wangle a new Dangle on life oh no Bender the other way I like him better this way I'm sad now H it's fine we will raise your planet's temperature by 1 million de a day for 5 days unless we see mcneel at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow 8 central oh I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all I've had it with women from now on I'm concentrating on my career can I have my old job back why I've forgotten why I even fired you cuz he destroyed your business your home and all your possessions oh that's right get lost yes I'd like to request a death certificate sorry that's Building C wake up Leela I love you pry stop she's gone Dr zberg can you note the time and declare the patient legally dead can I that's my specialty I lost another one hey it's all my favorite patients and also Captain Tucker pow you totally got me Dr John you're hilarious Zoidberg was popular Zoidberg had hair I never said he had hair if you chose to imagine him that way that's it's your business anyway our sole hope is to persuade the people of Earth to abandon their smutty ways so the org's off by ratcheting superconducting wire down into sorry enough the committee members will now vote yay or nay nay nay hell nay the horse says doct it denied G that's the worst thing I've ever seen really then don't look over there okay kids let's play find the shiny that's even more horrific is all the work done by children no not the whipping I do love a man in uniform I mean a uniform that doesn't involve short pants I can see I have no future here my only option is to resign with dignity here are my shorts there go I sent Bender out for a copy of the last supper I'm back everybody at Kinkos was an idiot so I just brought the original Jesus Christ and the 12 apostles vender do do you mind I'm roosting I'm considering buying a yacht to house my dur breads how do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar think of the unborn embryo that's what I'm going to call the yacht stop picking me what Hi l fry whatever I'm heading out to my night job remember no loud noise no head bowling and no parties or it'll be your as in AAR I want to go to that museum [Music] now what's going on there history throw your voice sea monkeys throw your sea monkeys my disintegrator raay really works but that's you that's how I know it's bunam the Farnsworth novelty disintegrator Ray is nothing more than a common teleporter Ray worthless toy get out get out it's not fun anymore I want to be alone alone with me I said scram grapy Bender I'm a no Bender you got a me a mixed the uper with another a robot H you're probably right I don't really remember what he looks like guys guys it's me Bender he's alive so that Moon hillbilly who got murdered was just an innocent husband and father y hey look at this infinite series representing the mass of successive generations of Benders don't wait for me good afternoon individuals sir would you mind stepping out of the building normally when a cop ask me that I spray whipped cream in his eyes and run away but to ditch these losers gladly to make sure this wonderful innocent creature enters this world happy healthy and all yours Zoidberg a look at the cute little I was going to go yachting in those feet [Music] I got 48 cents what the hell is a common cold is it valuable could it be taken from you if you were say unconscious a common a common cold no no ever since fry first came to us I've lived in Mortal Terror that this would happen I never heard you mention that oh I try to act cool but inside I'm freaking out okay too bad goodbye you're not through with this level I have another lens bite my 8bit metal ass that's bite with a Y they began directly manipulating water and CO2 molecules to make alcohol no in a matter of hours there will be no more fresh water on Earth oh no what will I mix with my Scotch enough of your superstitious nonsense I'm sure that whatever is happening can be explained by science let the sance begin I said science I'm sorry you were saying Ben I'm only telling you this so you can avoid committing the crime avoid committing the crime got it you wrote commit the crime Dr banjo thank you Professor fonsworth for your generous gift which has once and for all disproven Evolution behold homo Farnsworth frolicking with dinosaurs at the moment of creation I don't want to live on this planet [Applause] anymore there finished wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round it's my invention we do it my way now all we need is something to pull it and we're [Music] set but I couldn't do that to the professor I'm his prize experiment and he's like a father to me but he's not your father that guy in the punch bowl was your father not so fast Nixon are you familiar with audio tape uhoh I don't like where this is heading and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place my God I really sound like that I thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality maybe they're right maybe Nibbler is dumb don't listen to them Leela people said I was dumb but I prove them people I won't let you enter poppers are as intelligent as you or me you maybe Monique gulan oh how I wish I could believe that you may be my evil half brother but there's no law against murdering the other half 3,000 yes I'm still in the future life is wonderful wait what are you doing with my stuff uh track bounced we're taking it all back oh no my ATM card my my secret pin number [Music] 1077 hubba hubba she is built in Mexico I believe and that ain't silicon it's tungsten and plenty of it uh yeah look at that exhaust fan pervert let me guess he thinks he's Lincoln well he's supposed to problem is he's got multiple personalities all of them Lincoln I was born in 200 log cabins say Bender can I hold that map for a second and leave me high and dry in case of a scavenger hunt I think not give it up all right take it sheesh prep the ship and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas warning the enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot okay then make yourselves at home don't mind if I already did by the way do you have any more of this D pering young bubble bath there was only enough to fill the tub halfway perhaps 149 is just too old to be a scientist yep no Professor don't give up there were plenty of times in my century when I was going to give up but I never did never hey are you even listening to me oh I give up we favor unreasonably huge subtities to the brain slug Planet okay but what are the brain slugs who control you going to do for the Working Man attach brain slugs to them sure you say that now husband can't you go anywhere without lighting something up it's an old Jamaican accounting tradition we burn his time card that way his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheck okay just try to be nonchalant all right so you're nonchalant quit rubbing our noses in it Bender what's going no hey can't you see I'm using a toilet what's that I don't know but it's [Laughter] infectious so you're telling me I could fire my whole staff and hire gruna lunkers at half the cost that's right they think they have a good union but they don't they're basically slaves what I've seen you get up off your back tons of times those times I was slightly on my side interesting maybe we should test this erectile dysfunction of yours Bender uh no that's not necessary really I think I hear my factory recalling me that's what I get for sharing my vulnerable ability with you hey