Unimatrix Eight — least bittern, who shrunk you???? i see people...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
justmaghookit
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There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are

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image id: a photo of a least bittern with its neck retracted standing on a log by some water and plants. end id.ALT
image id: a photo of a least bittern with its neck extended being held by a human hand, showing its small size as it easily fits into the hand. the bittern is looking at the person holding it with an irritated expression. end id.ALT

This shouldn't be physically possible. Herons should not be this small

laurelhach

least bittern, who shrunk you????

i see people confused in the notes, the bird above is NOT a Green Heron, the ZOOP bird. lots of birds go ZOOP and that’s why we love (and fear?) them. Green heron is more reasonably small.

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no heron should be that small what the hell birds that bitterns size makes ITS zoops even funnier than a green heron imo

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