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Celeb
No spammy pls just beautiful celeb
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I am in love for you, Taylors.
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I-I know I-I-I-I k-know I-I'm a v-very l-lucky g-guy...
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I-I know a I-I-l-l-l-l-l-lot o-of g-g-guys i-in e-e-every c-c-city a-a-around t-t-the world h-have a-a l-lot o-of s-s-sad s-s-stories t-t-to t-t-tell a-a-about how t-t-they c-c-can n-n-never g-g-get a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...
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i almost came anon
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Beady will always live in squalor. He'll never experience the pride and dignity of actually earning a living and deserving his own space and privacy. He'll never know what it's like to be part of a community. He'll never be missed when he's not in the room. He'll always just be a poor, creepy weirdo on the fringes of society who's only capable of getting attention by lashing out on 4chan. Imagine if that was your life. Wouldn't you at least try to improve it? Failing that, wouldn't you just kill yourself and spare yourself the despair?
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THE BIG TITS ARE WHERE
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You on the left
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In b4 the horseface obsessed schizo
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BUSHA
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Lol
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thats hot af
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Horseface jew posted by rapidly balding jew.
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Cast a spell to get rid of goats pls
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mishka makes me a bit too eager to release
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When Beady is scrubbing dishes in the greasy spoon where he works, he's thinking about this place. He's wondering if people are having fun without him. As he thinks about how people might be enjoying themselves, his anger grows and he physically shakes with anticipation, imagining in his head that today will be the day that his spam "works" - that everyone finally does whatever it is his schizophrenic, diseased brain meat thinks they ought to do in response to him. I wonder if he even knows what that is. After all, his reality is entirely feelings-based. He can't articulate his rage and pain, and that's why he can only vent his frustration here by spamming thumbnails of an actress while people either ignore him or point out what a pathetic specimen he is. Imagine an entire life wasted that way. Beady is incapable of even forming a concept in his mind of what he wants. He just knows he isn't getting it, and he lashes out in the only way he's capable of doing so.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Horseface jew
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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I'm gonna get your pass locked again if you keep this shit up
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No :)
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Beady doesn't have a personality. He doesn't have anything interesting, insightful, or even clever and humorous to contribute to any conversation. All he knows is that his brain constantly sends signals of frustration, anger, and need that he cannot understand or articulate. He's like a toddler that was locked in a room with no furnishing, very little light, and no objects to even play with and try to imagine anything better. He's nothing but raw negative emotion, and his only outlet is spamming this place.
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yes she does. such a tight teen
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goblin /10
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Not a celeb
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Goat goat go away, come play another day
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Beady's entire life revolves around this place, and yet he doesn't know what he wants from it. He only knows that images and text appear on screen, and they don't fill the emptiness inside of him. He can't conceive of the fact that other people exist, or that they're on the other side of his screen. He only knows he longs for things he can't form images of in his diseased brain or articulate. In this virtual space, he's essentially shitting into his hand and flinging it around in frustration because his mind is incapable of forming coherent thoughts. It only generates rage and unfulfillable longing.
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no shame is wanting the freshest peaches. i came once, stroked again for a few minutes and came a again. thanks anon just what mishka deserved
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that's quite an anal ising of the bizarre dishwasher guy
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Holy shit... you figured it all out...
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Sure, link me one smiling Kiki.
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thats so fucking hot. hope it was some big loads for little mishka
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How old do you think Beady was when his family realized he was broken and could not be fixed? That there was nothing and no one staring back at them through those glassy eyes? I think most of us here have at least one family member who loves us unconditionally and would help us in times of need. We all have at least one person who would miss us if we were gone for a few days and call or text to check on us. But Beady doesn't have that. He'll never have that. On some level he knows, but he thinks he can somehow turn the people here into that figure if his spam somehow "corrects" them. If he does it often enough, we'll all magically realize what his objective is and become the family he's never had and never will. What does he want? He doesn't know. He just expects us to know.
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I'M NOT SEEING AND KIKI OR ANY SMILING
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try google, faggot
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You're not a deep, special, or unique person. Quite the opposite, really. You're all surface, because your mind is diseased and incapable of any thoughts deeper than your immediate emotional whim and longing for gratification. You're trying to scratch an itch that you can't locate because you're not capable of actual human thought. The word is bandied about far too casually, but you are quite literally retarded.
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You and I are not human beings to Beady. He can't grasp the fact that anyone outside of the oozing, squirming ball of rage in his brain exists. He is solipsism defined. We are all images and text on a screen who are failing to gratify him and cater to his every whim. We exist only to do those things, and because we aren't he's "punishing" us. Ever watch an old movie and see someone hitting their TV because the picture is rolling and staticky? That's what Beady's every action is.
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goat spell pronto pls
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Why doesn't someone just apply to be a mod and permaban him?
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Imagine you're at the park. It's a nice, sunny day. Kids are playing on the jungle gym. Couples are picnicking on the grass. Old people are feeding the ducks on a bench. Couples are running together. Human beings are outside in a public space enjoying the day and enjoying each other. Suddenly, an unhinged, angry manbaby begins running through the park throwing his shit at people and screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! You were playing wrong. You were picnicking wrong. You were feeding the ducks wrong. You were running wrong. He can't tell you why. He can't tell you the correct way to do any of these things. He just knows he's angry that you're enjoying yourself and he's not the center of your attention, and you must be punished.
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For every spammy pic, I save a dollar for a goat that I will buy to torture in ritual against you
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Why is he, oh never mind.

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Beady, what is it like knowing you're a lolcow? Does it fill you with some warped sense of pride?
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He's always nearly there. Never on target, always nearly
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I can't stop gooning for mommy Emilia Clarke's feet OINK OINK
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You think people read these threads? I pop my head in once a week to see what drama is unfolding.

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I take it back. You're not a lolcow. lolcows have wikis and YouTube channels dedicated to them. You're not even interesting enough to be a lolcow. That's how low you are.
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I just like to post pictures of celeb girls that I think are pretty
I don't care for e-jerking creepy men. Thankful for filters tho
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Gosh. Would you just LOOK at that.
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I know who and what triggered this round of spam, and it only makes this behavior ten times more pathetic.
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Daisy Ridley's feet own me
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You can't have sex with a hallucination.
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