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>>48581924
How did we go from that to this...

>>48581942
It was Troonppei's Troon de Force.

>>48578864 →
Has a simple joke ever caused a meltdown this big before?

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True love won.

>>48581985
Yeah, this one >>48581942, the neogina is melting to this very day.

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>>48581240 →
How did he do it?

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>>48582035

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>>48582035
He fights for True Love

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i stopped paying for like two seconds, how the fuck is there already another thread at bump?

>>48582127
A couple of SatoKei retards spammed the old thread so they could "claim" this one.

>>48582127
>>48581985

>>48581924
>>48581942
True love...

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Keep crying

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Do we tell him?

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What do you think Sayo was saying to George here?

>>48582241
I like how the blatant visual representation isn't good enough and it literally states what happened in text as well. Maybe this is some kind of epic troll against people who wanted everything answered, it's like it's calling you retarded.

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>>48582360
No, Ryukishi just overcorrected. That's how he is as a writer. I don't care about explicitness in of itself, it just looks busy. Will's riddles over the visuals would suffice.
The EP 4 text actually slightly contradicts the visuals which makes me wonder if the extra explanation was added late or something.

>>48582176
Mion is a he?

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>>48582153
That's not even the same thread.
>>48582158
Troonppei can't love, her axe wound is rotting.

>>48582148
Proof?

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>>48583401

>>48583419
Thought so.

https://x.com/ashashio/status/1873940334495097090
feels like it's true that you have to be hot to be good at art...

>>48583510
I give it 3 weeks before AI replaces her.

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New Mei stuff:
New Year's Event:
https://files.catbox.moe/gmbamc.txt
New Year's Keiichi:
https://files.catbox.moe/blb688.txt
New Year's Rena:
https://files.catbox.moe/1guyji.txt

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>>48583573

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>>48583607

>>48582148
The old thread was a SatoKei thread.

>>48582241
I wonder if Ryukishi specifically instructed this artist to show George being shot in the gut, or if said artist just didn't even know how awful and slow such a wound is. Natsumi Kei draws it as a blow to the heart instead, which is MUCH more merciful, even with an explosion coming. Maybe George did "that" with his head shake and Sayo got real pissed.

Also, the rubber band shotgun suicide that Sayo took from her favorite book is incredibly convenient. If that gun goes anywhere but exactly where you want, you have no way to course correct your locked room murder. You're dead. The space behind the vanity also has to be tight enough that a casual glance is too difficult, but big enough that the Winchester can slingshot into it without getting wedged between the top of the mirror and the wall.

"Roulette," I guess.

>>48584002
>or if said artist just didn't even know how awful and slow such a wound is.
That's just something inherited from the VN, as George was shot in the gut there as well.
>Natsumi Kei draws it as a blow to the heart instead, which is MUCH more merciful, even with an explosion coming.
Pretty sure that's his EP 3 death.

>IMG

>Tue

>>48582020 →
Does anyone itt unironically hate Jooji?

>>48587671
Lots if BattlerxYasu shippers are mad at Jooji for cucking Battler by playing dirty. Plus he's fucking fat.

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Pairing Jessica with Kanon in the ending of Umineko is like pairing Randall Reffett with Pogo the Clown. Even in with the goldest of thinking, it feels more like a concession to narrative neatness than genuine closure for her character.

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Enough

>>48587671
It's mostly /fat/ shitposting and people making fun of his incel rant.
>>48587757
>cucking Battler
>when Battler was never in love with Shannon in the first place
>when Battler left the island behind and didn't message her once
>when she's STILL obsessed with Battler 7 years later to the point of staging a mass suicide
Yeah... Jooji is a chad, but "cucking Battler" is not among his achievements.

>>48588296
He explicitly stated she was his first love though (on the beach in ep3 iirc)

>>48584002
i feel like incredible convenience can be pretty easily handwaved off as 'it's a story (that technically happened in another fragment because magic lol) so certain unlikely possibilities can become certainties'
also after writing that i just realized that her patron witch would kinda also be an excuse if you wanted one
>>48588296
i'd argue 'was never in love' is a little off, because lil battler did have a crush on her, but he was content with moving on when he left the family and not chasing it
it's still a point that george didn't cuck battler considering battler wasn't even aiming to get with her when he made a move though, it's the equivalent of saying you cucked a guy because you picked his girl up on the rebound after he broke up with her years ago

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>>48587757
Jooji isn't fat. He's just a bit overweight.

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>>48587757
>Plus he's fucking fat.
r-rude

>>48588794
>also after writing that i just realized that her patron witch would kinda also be an excuse if you wanted one
Lambda's more of a "cover every single possibility to guarantee success" type, though. She wouldn't allow for any chances.
Unless you want to say that she also hands out Satako's improbable trap-making skills, in which case, I guess it checks out.

>>48588794
>>48589430
Lambda does ensure that any bullshit on the game board is certain. No one can discover that Shannon and Kanon are the same person. Nanjo and Kumasawa can never have a change of heart to protect the others. Nobody can reason out that either persona is the culprit. It's built-in game logic that defies realistic human behavior. It's her power. She makes Sayo's goofy nonsense into genuine worlds.

>>48588842
Enje is such a fucking pig, somebody bully her

>>48583564
Huh. Cast Party again and they just had done one for the anniversary in September. Makes me think it came earlier than expected. Still, no signs of the game ending yet.

>>48589990
>>48583564

Also

>Shion: But, if you think about it, putting aside the "worlds" that are related to our "world"... what on earth was that fantasy world event about?

>Mion: They took a gamble and used a super medicine and it exploded? Or like they put in some monster cells and a monster was born!

>Miyuki: Oh, H-cells going out of control...

>Mion: The way Miyuki puts it, it's kind of naughty...

>Satoko: Well, it's not that she's demonic or anything, but she does seem like the type of person who would enjoy causing such incidents.

>Nao: ...Is that, in a way, about the god who is behind the evil in this story?

>Satoko: Yes... it's not really part of "Mei" 's story, she is the kind of person who might do something like that...

About the unknown God enemy who ended up not revealed. Still think it sounds like Witch Satoko/Lambda with these lines being a nod to the Vier stuff I guess (the fantasy world was specifically created to preserve Rika's mind when it was about to break which why they reference it as medicine).

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After the absolute carnage of yesterday, it's good to take a break.
Next month...

>>48591242
>>48591297 (You)
Forgot to add that my bussy is lonely.

>>48591352
blasterfaggot...

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Mii death to all newfags Nipahhhh

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>>48591384
Neither of those three, I thought you could recognize me troonbro, what happened?

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do you really have to carry this shit on? it's new years for christ's sake, do something better with your time

>>48591297
I don't think he realizes how much this outs him too, any point he makes now is just going to get chalked up as him being a shipfag mad at another ship. They're exactly the same now

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>>48591445
>The same
LMAO
Last time I checked we're not flooding the thread and making cuck porn edits every time a Renafag or Mionfag talks about their ship. Nah he's a fucking mentally stunted teenager who's too young to even realize how much of a hypocritical loser he is.

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>>48591440
You're right, best to just post Satokie

>>48588794
It's theoretically possible for Sayo to practice this trick by wearing a sturdy helmet and loading a gun with blanks. You're probably right that R07 didn't give a fuck but the mental image of Sayo doing this is funny

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>>48591584
>"Shannon-chan, why are you going into a random room with a gun and toy stake and a helmet on?"
>"Uuuh... research?"

>>48591739
>princess carrying
Cute.

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>>48591770
The WTC MCs are weak to blondes

>>48591733
>>48591739
>tits rubbing on your back with every word practically being a whisper in your ears
versus
>getting to watch her adorable blushing face as you embarrass her the whole way home
choices choices...

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>>48591836
Rule of cute >>>> Rule of lewd
Without getting to see how much she blushes being held in your arm you won't know for sure how much she enjoys being held by you! Don't worry though Satoko and Keiichi have all night to make up for the lack of action

>>48588235
No one but you gives a fuck about Jessica lmao

>>48591911
I care about Jessica stop being rude

>>48591911
incorrect, take your words back immediately

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>>48591900
yeah they're gonna watch creamy mami together cause it's satoko's favorite series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2u3JUaqb7A [Embed]

>>48591930
>>48591922
Next you'll tell me that you think Mion is a good character and that her not succumbing to Hinimazawa syndrome the most out of the cast makes her admirable

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Akemashite Omedeto

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a year without ange

>>48592703
Moving to Saudi Arabia?

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>>48592715
finished rereading umineko this year now that I have no relation with umineko I'll gradually forget about ange

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>>48592736
>(285)
>gradually forget about ange
i'm gonna be honest with you, you probably shouldn't spend your time collecting so many images of characters if you're gonna forget them just because you didn't digest their medium of origin recently

>>48591911
No one hates Jessica and Mion except your autistic ass. You're alone. A genetic mistake.

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>>48592755
stop saying retarded shit I don't digest or consume things the only time I'd remember her would be getting a commander who also voiced by ange's voice actor in my fucking ship shooting game if I would be lucky to get a collaboration with azur lane

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>>48593047
>>48592736
Waifufag?

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Alright, I think I'm going to buy a 3D printer to just flat out make a "Fire Fist Demon Jessica" figurine. I tried asking R07 for permission to commission a Jessica(he has not responded to my shitty ChatGPT powered tweet) and finding companies that'll make custom figurines has proven difficult.

My current plan is to scan the Jessica figurine I do have, and then either do the edits to the STL file myself or commission someone to do enough. There's not really too much that needs to be changed - just add an additional circle in her eyes and have "fire" come out over her hands and wrists.

All said and done this could be pretty fun. Any other ideas for custom WtC figurines?

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>>48593637
>Any other ideas for custom WtC figurines
oh i have ideas, nothing you'd want to put on your shelf though i imagine

>>48593637
>tweeting Ryukishi
lmao what are doing, you goober
He doesn't even remember who Jessica is, and he hates gaijins with a passion.
For custom WtC figurines, if you find a way to produce them, I'd like all of the cousins, including unmasked Sayo playing UNO around a table with tea and cookies. Sayo is losing badly, but Maria takes no mercy.

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>>48593637
Just go for el classico, hatchet Rena
>>48593663
I think he loves gaijin plenty, the ones that go to his con panels to field softball questions anyway.

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>>48593659
We serve hags here sir

>>48593668
>I think he loves gaijin plenty, the ones that go to his con panels to field softball questions anyway.

Lol I'd be "that guy" if I could have been arsed to go to Cali for that panel I just know it. I'd call Sayo Yasu, and I'd imply that the Chiru ending was slightly, just slightly, short of God's gift to mankind.

>>48593668
He's a spineless hand-wringing herbivore who "likes" anyone who gives him money. His actual opinions are on display in his writing, namely Rose Gun Days.

>>48593698
i wish that had happened kek

>>48593698
Umifags are so fucking cringe oh my god

Imagine if all of /jp/ went to that meet up...

>>48593698
honestly i'd appreciate someone who ISN'T there to call sayo a 'trans icon' or whatever, seriously fuck the western audience our niche little part of the internet is somehow the only sane part of it despite our idiots

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>>48594058
I would say we would kill Ryukishi but in truth I think we'd be much more likely to kill each other first

>>48594065
I will never say "fuck westoids" like some LARPing Korean who desperately wants to be Japanese, but God damn are we cringe. I like the EN fanbase by default because I'm part of it, but we have some insane motherfuckers hanging on.

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>>48594090
I mean we have me and my wife Satoko at the very least.

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First 07th post of 2025 is dedicated to Chie Rumiko!

>>48591911
>>48592489
retarded mutt

>>48593700
>His actual opinions are on display in his writing, namely Rose Gun Days
The VN where gaijins and chinks are some of the most compelling characters?
What are those "opinions" that are apparent in his writing here?
Depicting Japan's occupation as repressive is historically accurate, and the idea that it's hard for humans of differing cultural backgrounds and upbringing to co-exist with each other in situations of hardship and poverty can hardly be considered anti-gaijin either.