The Federation of Evdon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.459 billion Evdonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Evdonian economy, worth 610 trillion evunits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,868 evunits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evdon's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ismanity.

Evdon is ranked 312,137^th in the world and 4,963^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.55 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.