The drug talk with my Dad went like this:
Dad: "Let's say you're at a party and someone offers you drugs. What are you gonna do?"
My Brother: "Don't get caught?"
Dad: "Exactly."
He then went on to explain the different ways that cops will try to bust parties and catch people running away.
At a show by a local band my friends apparently ditched me after I got the runs from dodgy event burgers and I spent some time the restroom. I got home fairly early, not too wasted and pretty pissed off as someone had taken my jacket with my weed in it. My parents came into my bedroom the next morning and thanked me for being responsible and not doing drugs but asked me to reconsider seeing my friends as they were a bad influence. That's how I found out they got arrested smoking my weed.
Ah, the drug talk... never had one of those with my parents but then, my dad smoked weed so I was kind of desensitized to drugs. Still remember the party I went to as a teen where I was so confused by the groups of people going into the bathroom together. I thought they were trying to group poop or something, didn't realize they were all snorting coke off the toilet tank.