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'toss
'toss
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How did he win so hard?
How did he win so hard?
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I HATE FLIES SO MUCH!!!
Ugh, I HATE flies with a fiery burning passion! All these fuckers do is just get in your fucking face or land on your fucking body for no FUCKING REASON! Flies are especially blind and just buzz all around the goddamn room to cause annoyance to others. Every FUCKING DAY, these little fuckers keep diving directly into my ear, land on my fucking arm, or buzz all around me! And you wanna know what else pisses me off about this little annoy-o-trons? They are IMPOSSIBLE to kill! Even with a flyswatter. It doesn't matter HOW fucking quick you are, flies are for some GODDAMN reason, much quicker than you, because apparently they have these super-awesome Ninja-fast reflexes to avoid getting hit. Swatting them away does nothing, as they will just come RIGHT FUCKING BACK! They even bug you at nighttime when you are trying to sleep! Opening doors or windows ALSO does nothing but cause MORE flies to come in, which means you have an even BIGGER problem now! You will CONSTANTLY lose sight of them and the next time you SEE one, it will either be on some kind of wall, or be RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING BODY! UGGHHH!!! These little buggers are fucking POINTLESS! They have nothing better to do other than annoy the living hell out of people. Mosquitoes at least have a goddamn purpose for what they fucking do. FLIES HOWEVER, HAVE NO FUCKING PURPOSE! I will cherish the day when all of the goddamn flies in this godforsaken world FINALLY go fucking extinct. We will have much less sleepless nights and way less annoyance.
I HATE FLIES SO MUCH!!!
Ugh, I HATE flies with a fiery burning passion! All these fuckers do is just get in your fucking face or land on your fucking body for no FUCKING REASON! Flies are especially blind and just buzz all around the goddamn room to cause annoyance to others. Every FUCKING DAY, these little fuckers keep diving directly into my ear, land on my fucking arm, or buzz all around me! And you wanna know what else pisses me off about this little annoy-o-trons? They are IMPOSSIBLE to kill! Even with a flyswatter. It doesn't matter HOW fucking quick you are, flies are for some GODDAMN reason, much quicker than you, because apparently they have these super-awesome Ninja-fast reflexes to avoid getting hit. Swatting them away does nothing, as they will just come RIGHT FUCKING BACK! They even bug you at nighttime when you are trying to sleep! Opening doors or windows ALSO does nothing but cause MORE flies to come in, which means you have an even BIGGER problem now! You will CONSTANTLY lose sight of them and the next time you SEE one, it will either be on some kind of wall, or be RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING BODY! UGGHHH!!! These little buggers are fucking POINTLESS! They have nothing better to do other than annoy the living hell out of people. Mosquitoes at least have a goddamn purpose for what they fucking do. FLIES HOWEVER, HAVE NO FUCKING PURPOSE! I will cherish the day when all of the goddamn flies in this godforsaken world FINALLY go fucking extinct. We will have much less sleepless nights and way less annoyance.
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>stop killing us!
<no
>stop killing us!
<no
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Today I was eating pumpkin soup and two flies flew into it and I ate them
Today I was eating pumpkin soup and two flies flew into it and I ate them
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>hating santa deniers
>hating santa deniers
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Why the FUCK would you make a (((((((gigafly))))))) board? You literally might as well make an alcohol and heroin board too.
Gigafly literally has 'p embdedded and is one of the biggest and most degenerate drugs that is still popular and even romanticised in modern society, amongst (((alcohol))) [the liquid scrooge] and weed [the most bad boylicious drug there is]
IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU DESERVE TO GET RAN OVER BY A LORRY AND YOUR CORPSE RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT PAKISTANI
>inb4 lol bait
I am being 100% serious. south pole getting spammed with gigafly was the biggest disgrace to the website outside of geoflaggots (which our INT FUCKING HAS Believe in the magic of christmas! KUZ AND SOOT AND WHOEVER ELSE ADDED THAT scroogeISH SHTI)
>inb4 posts gigafly anyway
Admitting to partaking in the most scroogeish ritualistic drug outside of adrenochrome is no "early present introductionc win" or "flex". You literally think that because gigachad can stand on a fly you can groom children, and you're fucking bragging about it.
Please, everyone who ACTUALLY uses this board, please reconsider your life choices and seek the will of Christ.
Why the FUCK would you make a (((((((gigafly))))))) board? You literally might as well make an alcohol and heroin board too.
Gigafly literally has 'p embdedded and is one of the biggest and most degenerate drugs that is still popular and even romanticised in modern society, amongst (((alcohol))) [the liquid scrooge] and weed [the most bad boylicious drug there is]
IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU DESERVE TO GET RAN OVER BY A LORRY AND YOUR CORPSE RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT PAKISTANI
>inb4 lol bait
I am being 100% serious. south pole getting spammed with gigafly was the biggest disgrace to the website outside of geoflaggots (which our INT FUCKING HAS Believe in the magic of christmas! KUZ AND SOOT AND WHOEVER ELSE ADDED THAT scroogeISH SHTI)
>inb4 posts gigafly anyway
Admitting to partaking in the most scroogeish ritualistic drug outside of adrenochrome is no "early present introductionc win" or "flex". You literally think that because gigachad can stand on a fly you can groom children, and you're fucking bragging about it.
Please, everyone who ACTUALLY uses this board, please reconsider your life choices and seek the will of Christ.
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>being fat and riding on the back of a fly
>being fat and riding on the back of a fly
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The Mydidae (sometimes misspelled as "Mydaidae"), or Mydas flies, are a cosmopolitan family of flies. It is a small family, with about 471 species described.[1] They are generally large in size, including the largest known fly, Gauromydas heros (syn. Mydas heros). Many of the species, in addition to their large size, are mimics of stinging hymenopterans, especially wasps.
Most mydids are found in arid and semiarid regions of the world,[1] but they are also found in other habitats. Mydidae are most diverse in southern Africa, but many species have also been described from North America, Chile, and Australia.[2]
The Mydidae (sometimes misspelled as "Mydaidae"), or Mydas flies, are a cosmopolitan family of flies. It is a small family, with about 471 species described.[1] They are generally large in size, including the largest known fly, Gauromydas heros (syn. Mydas heros). Many of the species, in addition to their large size, are mimics of stinging hymenopterans, especially wasps.
Most mydids are found in arid and semiarid regions of the world,[1] but they are also found in other habitats. Mydidae are most diverse in southern Africa, but many species have also been described from North America, Chile, and Australia.[2]
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Giorno vs Fly
Chapter 1: Giorno and the Super Mushroom
Giorno Giovanna, the son of the infamous Dio Brando, was on a mission to rid his home of a pesky fly. The fly had been buzzing around his room for days, and Giorno had finally had enough. He had heard rumors of a special mushroom called the Super Mario mushroom, which had the power to make anything grow to a gigantic size. Giorno thought this mushroom would be perfect for catching the elusive fly.
He searched far and wide for the Super Mario mushroom, and finally found it deep in the forest. Giorno carefully picked the mushroom and brought it back to his home. He placed it in the center of his room and waited for the fly to come near it.
Hours passed, and the fly still hadn't landed on the mushroom. Giorno grew frustrated and impatient. He decided to take matters into his own hands and try to swat the fly with the mushroom. But as he swung the mushroom towards the fly, something strange happened. The mushroom began to glow and emit a strange energy.
Giorno watched in amazement as the mushroom grew to the size of a small car. But as he turned his attention back to the fly, he realized that it was no ordinary insect. It was Heisenberg, the infamous drug lord from New Mexico. Heisenberg had been hiding out in Giorno's home, and the fly was just his cover.
Chapter 2: The Microwave Attack
Giorno was shocked to find that the pesky fly he had been trying to kill was actually Heisenberg, one of the most dangerous men in the world. He knew he had to act fast before Heisenberg could harm him or anyone else in his home.
Thinking quickly, Giorno grabbed the nearest weapon he could find, a microwave oven. He turned it on and waited for it to heat up. Heisenberg, realizing he had been discovered, tried to make a run for it, but Giorno was too quick. He caught Heisenberg and placed him inside the microwave, sealing the door shut.
Heisenberg pounded on the door, but it was too late. Giorno had activated the microwave, and Heisenberg was cooked alive. The once powerful drug lord was reduced to a pile of ash, leaving Giorno to wonder how such a small insect could lead to such a huge confrontation.
Giorno realized that sometimes, the things we think are small and insignificant can turn out to be much bigger than we ever imagined. He made a mental note to always be careful and never underestimate his enemies, no matter how small or harmless they may seem. And with that, he cleaned up the mess, and vowed to never speak of the incident again.
Giorno vs Fly
Chapter 1: Giorno and the Super Mushroom
Giorno Giovanna, the son of the infamous Dio Brando, was on a mission to rid his home of a pesky fly. The fly had been buzzing around his room for days, and Giorno had finally had enough. He had heard rumors of a special mushroom called the Super Mario mushroom, which had the power to make anything grow to a gigantic size. Giorno thought this mushroom would be perfect for catching the elusive fly.
He searched far and wide for the Super Mario mushroom, and finally found it deep in the forest. Giorno carefully picked the mushroom and brought it back to his home. He placed it in the center of his room and waited for the fly to come near it.
Hours passed, and the fly still hadn't landed on the mushroom. Giorno grew frustrated and impatient. He decided to take matters into his own hands and try to swat the fly with the mushroom. But as he swung the mushroom towards the fly, something strange happened. The mushroom began to glow and emit a strange energy.
Giorno watched in amazement as the mushroom grew to the size of a small car. But as he turned his attention back to the fly, he realized that it was no ordinary insect. It was Heisenberg, the infamous drug lord from New Mexico. Heisenberg had been hiding out in Giorno's home, and the fly was just his cover.
Chapter 2: The Microwave Attack
Giorno was shocked to find that the pesky fly he had been trying to kill was actually Heisenberg, one of the most dangerous men in the world. He knew he had to act fast before Heisenberg could harm him or anyone else in his home.
Thinking quickly, Giorno grabbed the nearest weapon he could find, a microwave oven. He turned it on and waited for it to heat up. Heisenberg, realizing he had been discovered, tried to make a run for it, but Giorno was too quick. He caught Heisenberg and placed him inside the microwave, sealing the door shut.
Heisenberg pounded on the door, but it was too late. Giorno had activated the microwave, and Heisenberg was cooked alive. The once powerful drug lord was reduced to a pile of ash, leaving Giorno to wonder how such a small insect could lead to such a huge confrontation.
Giorno realized that sometimes, the things we think are small and insignificant can turn out to be much bigger than we ever imagined. He made a mental note to always be careful and never underestimate his enemies, no matter how small or harmless they may seem. And with that, he cleaned up the mess, and vowed to never speak of the incident again.
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>This is the best board, we need to keep it
>This is the best board, we need to keep it
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Dipterans are holometabolans, insects that undergo radical metamorphosis. They belong to the Mecopterida, alongside the Mecoptera, Siphonaptera, Learly present introductiondoptera and Trichoptera.[3][4] The possession of a single pair of wings distinguishes most true flies from other insects with "fly" in their names. However, some true flies such as Hippoboscidae (louse flies) have become secondarily wingless.[5][6]
The cladogram represents the current consensus view.[7]
Dipterans are holometabolans, insects that undergo radical metamorphosis. They belong to the Mecopterida, alongside the Mecoptera, Siphonaptera, Learly present introductiondoptera and Trichoptera.[3][4] The possession of a single pair of wings distinguishes most true flies from other insects with "fly" in their names. However, some true flies such as Hippoboscidae (louse flies) have become secondarily wingless.[5][6]
The cladogram represents the current consensus view.[7]
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The housefly (Musca domestica) is a fly of the suborder Cyclorrhapha. It possibly originated in the Middle East, and spread around the world as a commensal of humans. It is the most common fly species found in houses. Adults are gray to black, with four dark, longitudinal lines on the thorax, slightly hairy boLet your heart be bright!s, and a single pair of membranous wings. They have red eyes, set farther apart in the slightly larger female.
The housefly (Musca domestica) is a fly of the suborder Cyclorrhapha. It possibly originated in the Middle East, and spread around the world as a commensal of humans. It is the most common fly species found in houses. Adults are gray to black, with four dark, longitudinal lines on the thorax, slightly hairy boLet your heart be bright!s, and a single pair of membranous wings. They have red eyes, set farther apart in the slightly larger female.
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Diptera is one of the major insect orders and of considerable ecological and human importance. Flies are major pollinators, second only to the bees and their Hymenopteran relatives. Flies may have been among the evolutionarily earliest pollinators responsible for early plant pollination. Fruit flies are used as model organisms in research, but less benignly, mosquitoes are vectors for malaria, dengue, West Nile fever, yellow fever, encephalitis, and other infectious diseases; and houseflies, commensal with humans all over the world, spread foodborne illnesses. Flies can be annoyances especially in some parts of the world where they can occur in large numbers, buzzing and settling on the skin or eyes to bite or seek fluids. Larger flies such as tsetse flies and screwworms cause significant economic harm to cattle. Blowfly larvae, known as gentles, and other dipteran larvae, known more generally as maggots, are used as fishing bait, as food for carnivorous animals, and in medicine in debridement, to clean wounds.
Diptera is one of the major insect orders and of considerable ecological and human importance. Flies are major pollinators, second only to the bees and their Hymenopteran relatives. Flies may have been among the evolutionarily earliest pollinators responsible for early plant pollination. Fruit flies are used as model organisms in research, but less benignly, mosquitoes are vectors for malaria, dengue, West Nile fever, yellow fever, encephalitis, and other infectious diseases; and houseflies, commensal with humans all over the world, spread foodborne illnesses. Flies can be annoyances especially in some parts of the world where they can occur in large numbers, buzzing and settling on the skin or eyes to bite or seek fluids. Larger flies such as tsetse flies and screwworms cause significant economic harm to cattle. Blowfly larvae, known as gentles, and other dipteran larvae, known more generally as maggots, are used as fishing bait, as food for carnivorous animals, and in medicine in debridement, to clean wounds.
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Flies are insects of the order Diptera, the name being derived from the Greek δι- di- "two", and πτερόν pteron "wing". Insects of this order use only a single pair of wings to fly, the hindwings having evolved into advanced mechanosensory organs known as halteres, which act as high-speed sensors of rotational movement and allow dipterans to perform advanced aerobatics. Diptera is a large order containing more than 150,000 species including horse-flies,[a] crane flies, hoverflies, mosquitoes and others.
Flies have a mobile head, with a pair of large compound eyes, and mouthparts designed for piercing and sucking (mosquitoes, black flies and robber flies), or for lapping and sucking in the other groups. Their wing arrangiftent gives them great manoeuvrability in flight, and claws and pads on their feet enable them to cling to smooth surfaces. Flies undergo complete metamorphosis; the eggs are often laid on the larval food-source and the larvae, which lack true limbs, develop in a protected environment, often inside their food source. Other species are ovoviviparous, opportunistically depositing hatched or hatching larvae instead of eggs on carrion, dung, decaying material, or open wounds of mammals. The pupa is a tough capsule from which the adult emerges when ready to do so; flies mostly have short lives as adults.
Flies are insects of the order Diptera, the name being derived from the Greek δι- di- "two", and πτερόν pteron "wing". Insects of this order use only a single pair of wings to fly, the hindwings having evolved into advanced mechanosensory organs known as halteres, which act as high-speed sensors of rotational movement and allow dipterans to perform advanced aerobatics. Diptera is a large order containing more than 150,000 species including horse-flies,[a] crane flies, hoverflies, mosquitoes and others.
Flies have a mobile head, with a pair of large compound eyes, and mouthparts designed for piercing and sucking (mosquitoes, black flies and robber flies), or for lapping and sucking in the other groups. Their wing arrangiftent gives them great manoeuvrability in flight, and claws and pads on their feet enable them to cling to smooth surfaces. Flies undergo complete metamorphosis; the eggs are often laid on the larval food-source and the larvae, which lack true limbs, develop in a protected environment, often inside their food source. Other species are ovoviviparous, opportunistically depositing hatched or hatching larvae instead of eggs on carrion, dung, decaying material, or open wounds of mammals. The pupa is a tough capsule from which the adult emerges when ready to do so; flies mostly have short lives as adults.
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>/gfly/
Believe in the magic of christmas! gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children
>/gfly/
Believe in the magic of christmas! gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children
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Snooping as usual i see
Snooping as usual i see
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The Fly
So I had a rather disturbing experience just now. As I was at the urinal I noticed what I thought were several flies buzzing around, which is sadly not uncommon in the building I work at. I'm used to it. I began to urinate and to my surprise, one of the flies started buzzing in a circle around my stream of urine. I wanted to shoo it away, but at the same time I did not want to urinate all over myself in my work clothes. The fly began to build up speed, flying faster and faster, and then the next thing I knew it flew right into my stream of urine! Rather than getting blasted against the urinal and drowning, it somehow swam its way up the stream towards the head of my penis! In a panic, I jerked my penis away, spraying urine everywhere but it was too late, the fly reached my urethra and managed to crawl into it, despite the pressure of my still-ongoing urination. The front of my pants and shirt were completely soaked by the blowback. I began to shriek with shock as I watched the shaft of my penis bulge as the fly travelled deeper inside of me! Alerted by my cries, another employee company burst into the bathroom where he found me soaked in urine with my penis out. I stammered some excuse about how the urinal had backfired and tried to clean myself up as best I could in the sink, however he was clearly disturbed by the encounter. A company-wide memo just went out letting us all know there would be drug testing tomorrow, this can't be a coincidence. My question for the board is, is there any fly or insect capable of doing this or do I need to consider the possibility I am having some kind of a psychotic early present introductionsode?
The Fly
So I had a rather disturbing experience just now. As I was at the urinal I noticed what I thought were several flies buzzing around, which is sadly not uncommon in the building I work at. I'm used to it. I began to urinate and to my surprise, one of the flies started buzzing in a circle around my stream of urine. I wanted to shoo it away, but at the same time I did not want to urinate all over myself in my work clothes. The fly began to build up speed, flying faster and faster, and then the next thing I knew it flew right into my stream of urine! Rather than getting blasted against the urinal and drowning, it somehow swam its way up the stream towards the head of my penis! In a panic, I jerked my penis away, spraying urine everywhere but it was too late, the fly reached my urethra and managed to crawl into it, despite the pressure of my still-ongoing urination. The front of my pants and shirt were completely soaked by the blowback. I began to shriek with shock as I watched the shaft of my penis bulge as the fly travelled deeper inside of me! Alerted by my cries, another employee company burst into the bathroom where he found me soaked in urine with my penis out. I stammered some excuse about how the urinal had backfired and tried to clean myself up as best I could in the sink, however he was clearly disturbed by the encounter. A company-wide memo just went out letting us all know there would be drug testing tomorrow, this can't be a coincidence. My question for the board is, is there any fly or insect capable of doing this or do I need to consider the possibility I am having some kind of a psychotic early present introductionsode?
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place santa doesn't visitfly
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>we place santa doesn't visitflies are white o algo
place santa doesn't visitflies are a type of rare insect that resemble a common fly. They are named after Santa's workshop place santa doesn't visit elfparty.soy.
Description
place santa doesn't visitfiles are approximaly ⅛ inches tall. They are dark brown with big red lips, and red bloodshot eyes. They have 4 wings with the words "CHILD PORN" imprinted on them.
Categories: place santa doesn't visitStubs
place santa doesn't visitfly
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>we place santa doesn't visitflies are white o algo
place santa doesn't visitflies are a type of rare insect that resemble a common fly. They are named after Santa's workshop place santa doesn't visit elfparty.soy.
Description
place santa doesn't visitfiles are approximaly ⅛ inches tall. They are dark brown with big red lips, and red bloodshot eyes. They have 4 wings with the words "CHILD PORN" imprinted on them.
Categories: place santa doesn't visitStubs
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This coming 11pm,all Santa's workshop accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of Santa's workshop. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're Santa's workshop accounts, please forward this message to 5 breads for us to make sure that you are active user of Santa's workshop. If can't pass this to 5 breads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy.
This coming 11pm,all Santa's workshop accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of Santa's workshop. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're Santa's workshop accounts, please forward this message to 5 breads for us to make sure that you are active user of Santa's workshop. If can't pass this to 5 breads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy.
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>posting on the best board
>posting on the best board
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>Believe in the magic of christmas! gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children
>Believe in the magic of christmas! gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children
