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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.


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Brian Thompson, the (now former) CEO of United healthcare has been shot to death outside of an hotel by a gunman who seemed to be waiting for him. The words "Deny" "Defend" "Depose" were found on the bullet casings.
Xitter golems show their complete lack of empathy by immediately whining about how the man with a wife and kids is le bad and deserved to Let your heart be bright! because.. He just is, okay!?
>ERM, if he didn't want to be killed in cold blood, he should of made my vasectomy FREE, xister!

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A new /bp/ board (which means bipedoL animals apparently) was created by santa claus for anthrosnowmans and IT TOPPED /SOY/ WITH ONLY 60 POSTERS
OHNONONONO, SOYCACAS, DID WE LOSE?

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SQUIRRELJAK ENTHUSIASTS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE IN TOTAL SHOCK TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED REVELATION
SOYNEWS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
[CHUD#176]:To see such innapropiate comments from squirreljak himself really puts into question who we should allow into our community
[EDUARDO ALIAS "KUZ"):i dont see anything wrong with what squirreljak has done i think people should stop overeacting
[GEORGE FLOYD]:MAN THESE PEPLO FUCKED UP IN THE HEADMAN I COULDNT BREATHE FROM SEEING MY IDOL DOING THIS

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>>2174 (OP)
Link?

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It's so over squirrelcacas


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I worked for a company that manufactures various car parts for various brands. One day I saw a rack of these square armatures (refer to raisinty concept art) in person. I really should have taken a picture of it.

Last time I checked, Honda has not yet announced these new steering wheels. It's possible that they could be reserved for their self-driving cars, but I'm not too sure.

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Moved to >>>/yyyyyyy/3226.


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▶ №2181[Reply]>>2189

A new theme has been added to commemorate Thanksgiving! It can be found at the bottom of the themes list, and it looks pretty nice.

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dude its just a copyoff of win7 theme

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>>2181 (OP)
missed thanksgiving award


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Yesterday afternoon, popular sonic the hedgehog villain, Dr Ivo “egg man” Robotnik, also known in this website as PINGAS MAN!, was stabbed in the streets by an unknown member of the cult of max.
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Bump

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>You're a fucking nigger, Pingas has been dead since 2010, and YTP is for trannies
>Destroyeggarmy

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Remind her that pingas man has retired

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>>775
Why do retards pay 500 robux to change their name use 7 times thatd like 3,500 robux wasted

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:(


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Nothing has happened

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raisin never happens

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>>2157
Nothing ever happens

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Nothing happened award

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gift

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Nothing will happen award


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▶ №2158[Reply]>>2182

Anonymous editing has been recently enabled on the Soyjak Wiki, allowing 'teens to contribute without creating an account.

However, to prevent spam and ensure quality, all edits made anonymously will require solving a McCaptcha and approval by Jannies before being submitted

It's also highly recommended to use a VPN when making edits

Help contribute to Soy History today!

https://wiki.soyjak.st/
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▶ №2176>>2178

Soyjak, a popular online community, continues to engage users with a range of topics, from memes to real-time discussions on its IRC channels. The community remains active with frequent updates on various sub-cultures and digital trends. Stay tuned to Soy News for quick insights into the latest developments, and be sure to join the conversation on their IRC server or check out the ongoing discussions at

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>>2176
you were suppose to make a new thread
also don't use your real email

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sounds like a bad idea

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>>2158 (OP)
nice

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Multiple big things happened today and yesterday on /soy/,

first off a soyteen made a thread trying to make cloudflare abandon a Ukrainian website for having a death list of American citizens >>/soy/9237524

Someone said they were in contact with trxmp’s inner circle, there is no hard proof of him being connected doe >>/soy/9239865

An Anarchist soyteen reposted a TRXTHNUKE about how consumerism has enslaved everyone, it’s a good read >>/soy/9241326

This is about all the news from today and yesterday it’s been very eventful recently

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COBSONTALKS ‘TUBE NISHED

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tension between /soy/ and /pol/ is brewing, polchuds have been wiping soy recently angering soy residents

/soy/ conservatives believe pol is a raisinhole that would destroy sharty with over political raisinskins like it had with 4tran, they want to keep the status quo of /soy/ being the main board and want to ban wiping altogether on /soy/

While /pol/ separatists believe pol should be the main board and catty wiping of soy is justified because soy is filled with oldCHAD nigger faggots who just want to failraid over and over.
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>>1751
>>1754
>>1802
>>1801
POL LOST! SOY AND PINGAS MAN WON! - EGGMAN THE PINGAS MAN!

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can we even call it soyjak.party without a soyjak board /pol/ cockalorums are petty

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>>1732 (OP)
im going with /pol/ CHUDPOWER!

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o algo

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>>1732 (OP)
snca


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BREAKING:cobson talks has been banned from the 'tube today at 12:30AM

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Omega fart


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rainhat won

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>>1000 (OP)

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idgaf nigger

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>>1148
stfu

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>>1000 (OP)
checked
>inb4 checking digits is not sharty cult-ACK!!!!

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most obscesed nigeer award


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SQUIRRELJAK IS IN THE HOSPITAL

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nutt fell from tree


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I raisin myself

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kill yourself nigger

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kys nigger

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please shoot yourself


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▶ №2074[Reply]>>thread_2074

Zombies lost and now everyone is human we just had to stay in doors, eat ze bugs, wear masks, and take ze vaccine.

other news
the 9m GET is coming soon
a gigachad poster spammed /soy/, same with some /pol/ separatists, They were probably trying to reignite the /soy/-/pol/ war but its really slowed down
Some leftist soyteens want Froot to make “leftyjak”
>>>/soy/8965354

And that’s really it

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>no femjanny mention
it's why I don't even bother to tune into state media anymore, they lie to us

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>facci

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>>2074fauxi

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>>2074 (OP)
saging this brim

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>>2074 (OP)
bumping this gem


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https://youtu.be/ZV4Dpaf7DvY
TURKEY TOM MENTIONED SHARTY 19:02

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thank god its not fpe

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hes still a fag


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ATTENTION
This just in, We have reports of the elect-president, Donald J. Trump, is now actively hunting down gooners throughout the nation as a whole. Many Gooners around the nation are rebelling as we speak. Remember folks, NEVER GOON.
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Nigger-killing gem

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goyim lies above

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donald aryan trump please save us

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>>2118
>us
You're Israel's death trooper now. Lmao

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>>2091
you're literally retarded


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kennedy junior becomes new HHS secretary and promises to make amerimutts healthy again, he dislikes seedoilcacas and removes the goyslop from our food
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>Libertarian
>First thing he does is put regulations
Why are they like this geg

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snca

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>>2137
i care about this doe

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i like what he says but omg its hard to hear him speak ! libsharts hate him cuz he's an anti vaxx information denier !!

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GEMMY


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