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How to make it in crypto:
I'll be outlining here my personal advice to start from $1k, up until $100m+
It very much is possible to start from nothing and make it in this industry, here is how
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Derivatives Monke
Derivatives Monke
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Derivatives Monke
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If you believe these are fair prices for crypto, you're delusional.
When we topped at $20k in 2017, there was less than $900m in stablecoins.
Now there is $150b. The amount of money in crypto now is incomparable to the last time BTC was at $20k.
I’m doing a project on elderly people in crypto. If you’re over 25 and have any cryptocurrency holdings, please DM me.
These tweets get a lot of engagement but this price means nothing in reality.
The whole token has less than $200k in SOL liquidity.
He can probably get $50k out of this supposed ‘$640k’.
Market cap and price is meaningless without corresponding liquidity.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
This $46k bottom is going to look very obvious in hindsight, similar to the $30k bottom in July.
You can't tell me this world isn't a simulation when we have a country called "Chad" looking identical to the Chad meme..
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Allow me to leak you guys some alpha for the fellow airdrop hunters:
This step-by-step guide will make use of many platforms that haven't released a token yet.
If you're poor, this is the way to try make it since many airdrops can be $50k+ each.
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Show moreSo Michael Burry sold everything and is only long mental illness + imprisonment.
The middle class are NOT having a good time.
Fuel prices new ATH, electricity costs ATH, rent/housing prices ATH, food prices ATH, taxable income ATH.
They’re getting absolutely destroyed from every angle.
You have one fucking life.
Don’t live it being mediocre like the other 99% of people.
Be bold. Take risks. Fuck societal pressures and expectations.
Live your life with no regrets so that when you’re on your deathbed you can smile as you exit this world.
Everyone is overly irrational today.
UST will return to its $1 peg soon, and you would have missed out on an easy 17% return.
This is not the end for BTC, we're most likely close to a bottom.
If you're a bear expecting $BTC to go $10-20k, don't short it.
Short overvalued alts instead, there's plenty in the top 50.
Much better risk/reward.
If you were rooting for UST to collapse, you are the worst kind of human being.
A lot of average wagies held their savings in UST for some extra yield and they got wiped out.
Even if we repeg at $1, majority of them have capitulated already.
I need a break.. this is the hardest I’ve ever taken a beating.
When you’re constantly in the green you feel like an invincible euphoric God, on top of the world.
But when you’re losing to the same extent, you feel like a worthless excuse of a human being and a sack of shit.
There is no way we can have a -80% bear market in crypto ever again.. this is the lowest we’ll go.
I’ve never been more confident and leveraged up than I am at this moment.
Most of you aren't bullish enough.
Su Zhu was right about the supercycle, he just happened to be 2 years ahead of schedule.
We are quickly approaching an inflationary era that will divide the gap between the rich and the poor beyond what most people think is possible.
Normies
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THE HOODRAT/BOTTOM OF THE BARREL: $1k-100k portfolio
If your current portfolio is less than 6 figures, I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend testing new DeFi platforms that haven’t launched a token yet in hopes of landing an airdrop that’ll boost your portfolio massively.
We are close to a local market top (if not already in one).
Here is why:
The BTC ETF inflows are indeed good for business, no denying there. However, these inflows don't trickle down to altcoins.
Investors are buying and holding on brokerage accounts, and even if they take
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LETS GOOOOOO $336 PROFIT
CALL ME WOLF OF WALL STREET WITH HOW I’M MAKING THIS BREAD 

QT begins next week at a rate of $47.5b a month, scaling up to $95b a month shortly.
In 2018, QT was done at a rate of $10b a month and even that plummeted equities (until they stopped).
If they proceed with the planned QT, all asset classes, except cash, are done for.
Stick around..
All you gotta do is ride 1 memecoin in the next cycle to make it back.
Let me pitch you guys the best upcoming trade of this century related to the BlackRock Bitcoin ETF:
This is not just a strategy; it's a gold rush in the digital era exploiting tradfi to earn yourself to (close to) free BTC.
A brokerage account is required.
I know most people in
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The smartest living young minds are heavily involved in crypto, both from a financial side and a technical one.
They don’t want to work at Google or Goldman Sachs anymore.
Crypto market been dead the past few days, looks like there are no traders left.
Nobody trading anymore and ETH gas fees are ATL.
Is this what capitulation looks like?