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 9192006Quote [Subscribe] [Voice Chat][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]>>9192610>>9192651>>9231287

After 9 months of spamming 'p, forcing troonslop and projecting your fetishes on the sharty, you have been doxxed. Someone swatted you and the feds are coming to your house. What will do you next?

 9192007Quote>>9192011

raisin on the floor

 9192009Quote

charge up my brap power.

 9192010Quote

nothing. thats what you should actually do when doxed. just don't do anything. instead every lolcow starts feeding the herd

 9192011Quote>>9192016

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>>9192007
You raisin on the floor.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 9192016Quote>>9192024

>>9192011
eat my poop

 9192018Quote

Are you komputersem spammer?

 9192024Quote>>9192026

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>>9192016
You eat and lick your own raisin.

 9192026Quote>>9192048

>>9192024
escape through the window

 9192048Quote>>9192055

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>>9192026
You try to escape through the window hidden behind the lgbt flag hung in your room, but you get stuck because you are a fat fuck
You squirm and scream niggerbabble
"4LUNG SAVE ME HELP ME SAVE ME DR AFAIDB C DJD S EJBE SDVSS S EE EBBW R F DRBK7567U"

 9192055Quote>>9192082

>>9192048
brap so hard you squeeze through

 9192059Quote

goon to sissy hypno and stim with ultrakill

 9192082Quote>>9192087

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>>9192055
You BRAAAAAAPPPPP with all your might so u squeezed through the window a little but then you realize that your forgot to take your phone and your magic sentient shark MASTER Blahaj with you so you can't escape right now. You hear police sirens coming from the distance so you must act fast.

 9192087Quote>>9192123

>>9192082
go back into your room and pick your stuff up

 9192123Quote>>9192130>>9192137

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>>9192087
After a struggle you finally squirm back know to your room you desperate fling items across your room for one minute. Finally you found your phone and sentient overlord master deity bvll blahaj. You beg blahaj for mercy. Then you attempt to go through your window again

 9192130Quote>>9192134

>>9192123
call your black bvll to came and save you

 9192134Quote


 9192137Quote>>9192204

>>9192123
a glowie chud appears behind the window

 9192204Quote>>9192213>>9192216

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>>9192137
You finally squirm through the window just as the feds break down your door. You let out an EAR SPLITTING BRAP as you hit the ground. The feds outside immediately notice. You ask XUEEN BLAHAJ what do you do. It says " " Your quark sized semen powered brain auto translates it to "Call a bvll" You agree that this is a good idea, but you need to outrun the feds first, which looks like an impossible feat given that you haven't walked for a year straight.

 9192213Quote>>9192398

>>9192204
tell the feds that ur a valid trans POC woman

 9192216Quote

>>9192204
propel yourself away from the feds with your braps

 9192223Quote

Ew

 9192398Quote>>9192420

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>>9192213
You propel yourself forward with your braps. A fed tries shooting you but you quickly turn a corner before he can pull the trigger.

 9192420Quote>>9192472

>>9192398
poo in the loo

 9192424Quote>>9192472

crawl into the sewers

 9192472Quote>>9192487>>9192490

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>>9192420
>>9192424
While escaping, you brap so hard that a gigantic pile of raisin blasts out of your anus and it becomes prolapsed. You try to crawl into the sewer to escape but the opening is too small so you frantically crawl into the nearby bushes while raisin is still leaking out of your anus.

 9192487Quote>>9192585

>>9192472
feds spot you but you brap on their faces so they are blind and run on the highway

 9192490Quote>>9192585

>>9192472
hide in the thick bushes until night comes

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>>9192490
>>9192487
The fed find you but you let out the biggest brap of your life on the feds that makes them blind. They begin rapidly shooting you but they didn't hit you unfortunately
Just when you go deep inside the bushes and think you're safe you realize you left XUEEN BLAHAJ on the open road while you were escaping so you begin to shriek like a rabid chimp

 9192596Quote

>>9192585
make a new troonhaj from your raisin

 9192598Quote

>>9192585
brap over to the blahaj

 9192600Quote>>9192613>>9192678>>9192682

>>9192585
get in the jarty getaway plane

 9192610Quote

>>9192006 (OP)
who's room is this doe?

 9192613Quote

>>9192600
do this

 9192651Quote

>>9192006 (OP)
and then bugbo comes up

 9192675Quote

While the 'cord army is on their way, Fuhrer Trvmp calls in the never goon squadron to triangulate your location or something

 9192676Quote

post got deleted award

 9192678Quote

>>9192600
why did janny delete it

 9192679Quote>>9192680

>>9192654
the feds find you, but you brap super hard and on the roof of a building in the distance

 9192680Quote

>>9192679
*and land on the roof

 9192682Quote>>9192691

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>>9192600
In the bushes, you contact the jartycucks to bring in the jarty getaway plane to rescue you and say that the feds are seconds away from finding you
You also tell them to bring antifa supersoldiers here to confront the feds and retrieve q
xueen blahaj because you think a literal magic shark deity from the peaks of mount celeste doesnt have the power to defend itself for some reason

 9192691Quote

>>9192682
try to hide under some dirt

 9192702Quote

and sticks

 9192734Quote>>9192739

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The jartycucks notify you their plane had just taken off from Mumbai, India.
You make a new blahaj out of all the raisin you just brapped out. Then you brap extremely hard again you fly onto the rooftop of a building nearby to let the jartycucks see you easier on their plane.
You send your raisin blahaj out to find xueen blahaj.
Fuhrer trump has started locating you. And you ending up on a rooftop just made it easier.

 9192739Quote>>9192777>>9192799

>>9192734
call ur black bvll asap

 9192742Quote

i feel like ive seen this room before

 9192760Quote

nigger killing gem

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>>9192739
do this and camouflage with poop

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>>9192739
You call your bvll to deal with the increasing number of feds after they call backup. One of them escaped the wrath of your braps and came to shoot you. You dodge the shots by rolling on the roof. You need to make a quick escape even though it wouldn't be hard with all the brap power you have

 9192807Quote>>9195519

>>9192799
brap onto the flower and crush him, then steal his gun

 9192808Quote>>9195519

>>9192799
brap-rocket into the forest

 9192809Quote

>>9192799
brap onto the glowie and crush him, then steal his gun

FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

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>After 9 months of spamming 'p, forcing troonslop and projecting your fetishes on the sharty, you have been doxxed. Someone swatted you and the feds are coming to your house. What will do you next?

 9192968Quote>>9195519

>>9192799
Send a new blahaj to eat the fed

 9193520Quote

nigga just quit

 9194878Quote

gonna bump this, hope OP comes back eventually

 9194886Quote

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Nusoi COPY THIS VIDEO AND TEXT TO 20 OTHER THREADS IN 8 MINUTES OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT…

 9194900Quote

kick the chair all troons have one on standby

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>>9192807
>>9192808
>>9192968
You first take cover on the other side of the roof, where you make another raisin blahaj and send it to eat the fed, then you brap in a random direction again. You land 60 meters away. You now have a few minutes to spare before the feds catch up. The jartycucks notify you that their plane is now in China.

 9195538Quote

>>9195519
a jartycuck kisses you and braps so hard you're sent flying to botswana

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You suddenly realize that the house you landed in front of has a blue and gray color scheme. So you realize you have landed in front of the house of a jartycuck. You are fucked. The owner of the house barges out and kisses you then lets out a bigger brap than every brap you've done in your life combined and you're now sent flying to Botswana.

 9195607Quote>>9195633

>>9195605
u arrive in botswana and get raped by bbc

 9195633Quote

>>9195607
…but you brap on the nigger trying to rape you, killing him in the process
you see a tribe dancing and decide to join them

 9195730Quote

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You land in the middle of fucking nowhere, but some niggers find you. They say something to each other using their clicking language, then proceed to gangrape u. You brap on them the stink kills a nigger standing right in front of your anus and you get propelled in the opposite direction. You see a tribe dancing in the distance so you prepare to join them.

 9199454Quote>>9207139

join the tribe

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The Angry Pajeet Scammer shows up

 9202306Quote

yep, this is going up

 9203599Quote

>>9199481
do this

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𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃, 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘!









𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔!











𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…

 9206799Quote

up up up!

 9206831Quote

Up

 9206840Quote

gemmy thread

 9207136Quote>>9207203

>>9207120
bill gates appears and he vaccinates tbe niggers

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>>9199481
>>9199454
You brap over to the tribe. The tribe members are confused by you, as you look like a deformed mutated decomposing corpse of a warthog that has been mauled and dismembered by various predators. But, you take that as a welcome, so you begin dancing with them, although you are actually just wriggling on the ground like a fish. After a while, you decide to call the jartycucks to change the flight path as you are now in botswana. But, someone that is presumably a pajeet hijacked the phone number and began screaming "SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD" while brapping loudly in the background.

 9207147Quote

deleted the post again award

 9207154Quote

I should make an another adventure thread.
- Komputersem spammer.

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>>9207136
The surviving niggers found you. They prepare to gangrape you again.
Suddenly bill gates appear out of nowhere and vaccinates the niggers, and they start behaving like civilized black men. You hang up the phone and try to call the jartycucks a second time. Just as the phone line is connecting, the tribesmen become hostile to you, as they think you are a predator.

 9207219Quote>>9207326

>>9207203
bill gives you a large and powerful mexican tacobell taco before leaving in his luxurious airplane

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>>9207219
The tribesmen think you are a predator that poses a threat to them so they call more of their men and start throwing spears at you. You brap away in panic and hide in the grass to avoid getting hit by their spears. Bill gates catches up to you and gives you a massive Mexican taco in case your brap power starts running low. Right after, he enters his luxurious airplane that is conveniently right next to him and flies away. The phone line to the jartycucks finally works again. They notify you that their getaway plane is running low on braps if they change the flight path so they have to make a quick stop at Mexico. Meanwhile, fuhrer trump initiates a worldwide manhunt for you as the feds finished searching your neighborhood and can't seem to find you.

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>>9207326
put the taco in your pocket, pick up one of the spears that missed you, and hide in a bush or something

 9207390Quote>>9207397

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>>9207337
You put the taco in your enormous belly button which has an entire slum and ecosystem inside it, and you hide in a bush, hoping the tribesmen doesn't find you. After a while, the clamoring and spear throwing finally quietened down, but it seems to be getting darker.

 9207397Quote>>9207570

>>9207390
grab one of the spears on the ground, and shove it up your asshole, then try to find a way out of africa, the vaccinated niggers follow you and will protect you

 9207488Quote>>9207585

hmmm OP what do you think about der feds and der vaccines?

 9207570Quote>>9207611

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>>9207397
You pick up one of the spears that missed u in the grass and shoved it up your ass, storing it in case you need a weapon. The sky continues to get darker. Out of the blue, the vaccinated niggers found you. As they are now civilized, they figure out it would be better to stick around someone who possesses more advanced technology than them. So the vaccinated niggers are now your allies. After you have told the jartycucks your coordinates, you decide to stay in the same region so the plane can find you easier, but first you need to leave the territory of the tribe first.

 9207585Quote

>>9207488
hurr dUrr i Am retarded I just
think there no good

 9207611Quote>>9207742

>>9207570
leave the tribe territory and try to find some place to rest

 9207626Quote>>9207742

kys roompedo

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>>9207626
>>9207611
You start to leave the tribe territory, but you suddenly have an idea. Since you have 3 niggers on your side, why don't you raid the village and steal their raisin? This will help your team to be more powerful after all. But the unvaccinated niggers that survived your brap jumped out of nowhere and ferociously clicked at the vaccinated niggers. A nigger civil war is about to start. You start to panic again and for whatever reason you tried to slit your throat with the spear to end your misery faster. But a vaccinated nigger snatched away your spear, stopping you.

 9207751Quote>>9207855

>>9207742
vaccinated nigger baby comes out of nowhere and btfo the unvaxxed niggers

 9207851Quote>>9207911

>>9207849
averi shows up

 9207854Quote>>9207911

>>9207849
get your spear back and eat the unvaccinated nigger corpses

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>>9207751
The vaccinated nigger baby comes out of nowhere and the unvaccinated niggers instantly drop dead.

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𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃, 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘!









𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔!











𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…

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>>9207851
>>9207854
The nigger baby joins your team.
You get your spear back.
You feast on the corpses of the unvaccinated niggers, as your allies watch aside. As you eat, you think of how XUEEN BLAHAJ is doing. Then, something emerges from the grass. It's averi.

 9207914Quote>>9212328

>>9207911
the vaccinated niggers have sex with averi and impregnate her

 9207918Quote>>9212328

>>9207911
put the spear back into your asshole

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 9208643Quote

up

 9208687Quote

Bump to help the only non snca on the ‘og.

 9209365Quote

bumo

 9210418Quote

Marge what's the original image in OP without the slopjak?

 9210499Quote

Call for my mommy

 9211574Quote

bumo

 9211756Quote>>9212328

>>9207911
You get a phone call from Joe Biden

 9212328Quote>>9212424

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>>9207914
>>9207918
>>9211756
The vaccinated niggers are actually just holding back their urges the whole time, this is why you didn't get gangraped. But at the sight of averi, they can't control it any more. They begin to gangrape and impregnate her. You shove your spear back up your ass. Then you receive a phone call that was from Joe Biden.

 9212406Quote

>>9192922
chat is this real?

 9212424Quote>>9214327

>>9212328
jump 1488 times

 9214327Quote>>9215360>>9218072

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>>9212424
Averi passes out due to exhaustion after the vaccinated niggers hump her vigorously. What a weakling. Joe Biden finally speaks something intelligible after 5 minutes of stuttering on the phone. He says "I am the hire you to the be the which that next hitman whose that the where of the is trump"
You walk towards the village, signaling your allies to raid it together, but they disagree and decide that they should just rest for the night.

 9214477Quote

I can't believe I spent 13 minutes writing the last caption
How fucking retarded am I

 9215360Quote>>9225062

>>9214327
meanwhile, Bill Gates arrives at his mansion, and attaches a large wooden box full of food, water, some tools, and a bunch of other supplies onto a drone, and sends it to your location

 9217379Quote

up

 9218072Quote>>9225062

>>9214327
use your asshole as a mortar to launch niggers into the village with your brap force

 9219685Quote

up

 9223381Quote

bumo

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>>9223505
'Gated frognigger

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>>9218072
>>9215360
You, being the selfish little fuck that you are, still wants your allies to raid the village, so you lure the niggers to come near you by signaling them that you have a massive taco with fried chicken as filling. When they do so, you let out an earthquake causing brap that launches the niggers towards the village. The sound of your brap already alerted the tribesmen, so your allies are now forced to fight for their life. You brap towards the village too, joining the fight.
Meanwhile, Bill gates arrives at his mansion and attaches a large wooden box full off survival supplies to your location.

 9225415Quote>>9231065

>>9225062
flicker goon on the tribesmen and drown them in your cum

 9227064Quote

bumo

 9230850Quote>>9230939>>9231065

>>9225062
Call for another black BVLL to give you the BBC

 9230939Quote

>>9230850
do this

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>>9230850
>>9225415
In the village, the niggers are having a very intense fight with the tribesmen. They managed to kill a few unarmed tribesmen, but armed ones soon arrive. Coincidentally, this is the same time you arrive at the village. You flicker goon at the armed tribesmen charging at the niggers and your cum powerfully explodes out of your TBP, blasting their bodies off. You simultaneously give your spear to the nigger baby.
Then you call another black bvll to join the fight.

 9231073Quote>>9231125

>>9231065
more tribesman come, but the bvll and nigger baby kill them

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>>9231073
The bvll you called earlier and the bvll you just called arrive at the village. They rape many raging tribesmen charging at them, causing the tribesmen to die of suffocation due to gargling extreme amounts of the bvlls' cum when they get raped. With the bvlls' help, the niggers also manage to kill several armed tribesmen. The nigger baby dips his spear in his ink, and uses it to stab many tribesmen. The highly unstable nature of the ink causes the stabbed tribesmen to get infected by aids type 69 through their wounds, causing their skin to corrode.
You watch the fight play out while doing literally nothing. Then, the jartycucks notify you that their plane has arrived in western Europe and is expected to arrive in botswana in a few hours. Meanwhile, after fuhrer trump has started his worldwide manhunt for you, governments in African countries also begin searching for you.

 9231129Quote>>9231162

Moonman descends from the sky and starts rapping extraordinarily loudly, causing physical damage to all in the vicinity

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>>9231129
Moonman descends from the sky and starts rapping extraordinarily loudly, causing hearing damage to everyone except the nigger baby. You try brapping with all your force to moonman, but he easily dodges it.

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>>9231162
eat the taco you have in your belly button, then brap so hard and loud it creates a shockwave, moonman also makes a shickwave, the shockwaves clash, causing the air to ignite and burn the tribesman mudhuts to ash

 9231287Quote>>9238066

>>9192006 (OP)
The fnf pedo arrives to challenge moonman at his rapping skills

 9231290Quote

You call TADC coal, and get raped by Aryans.

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>>9231170
You take the taco out of your belly button and eat it, then make the biggest brap youve ever done in your entire life towards moonman. Moonman raps faster and creates a shockwave that shields him from the brap just before it reaches him. You and moonman continue brapping and rapping. The shockwaves clash, causing a fire and a gigantic explosion that burned the the entire village and even caused the screen to expand in size immediately after. You begin seething, because you did the raid just for stealing the village's supplies, and now you can't. At the same time, Bill gate's box conveniently arrive, and you quickly hog it. Now that you have more weapons and tools, you begin to engage in a 1v1 fight against moonman in your pathetic tantrum.

 9231300Quote>>9238066

>>9231293
try to stab moon man

 9233267Quote

bumo

 9233594Quote>>9238066

>>9231293
spill your neo vagina puss on his face

 9235251Quote

bumo

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>>9231287
>>9233594
>>9231300
You take a knife and a gun out of bill gate's box and shoots the gun at moonman. But the bullets instantly dissolve once they touch the shockwave. You decide to stab moonman with the knife but moonman raps louder and makes a bunch of gestures that makes you bounce back 100 feet and controls your body so now your hand holding the knife is now uncontrollably trying to stab yourself. You dodge the knife, and decide to goon on moonman as a last resort. But just as you start touching your tbp with your other hand, fnf pedo jumps out from the ruins of a mudhut and dives towards moonman unaffected by his shockwave, challenging him for a rap battle, interrupting the fight.

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>>>9231287
>>>9233594
>>>9231300
>You take a knife and a gun out of bill gate's box and shoots the gun at moonman. But the bullets instantly dissolve once they touch the shockwave. You decide to stab moonman with the knife but moonman raps louder and makes a bunch of gestures that makes you bounce back 100 feet and controls your body so now your hand holding the knife is now uncontrollably trying to stab yourself. You dodge the knife, and decide to goon on moonman as a last resort. But just as you start touching your tbp with your other hand, fnf pedo jumps out from the ruins of a mudhut and dives towards moonman unaffected by his shockwave, challenging him for a rap battle, interrupting the fight.

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>>>9231293 (You) (OP)
>spill your neo vagina puss on his face

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>>>9231170 (You) (OP)
>You take the taco out of your belly button and eat it, then make the biggest brap youve ever done in your entire life towards moonman. Moonman raps faster and creates a shockwave that shields him from the brap just before it reaches him. You and moonman continue brapping and rapping. The shockwaves clash, causing a fire and a gigantic explosion that burned the the entire village and even caused the screen to expand in size immediately after. You begin seething, because you did the raid just for stealing the village's supplies, and now you can't. At the same time, Bill gate's box conveniently arrive, and you quickly hog it. Now that you have more weapons and tools, you begin to engage in a 1v1 fight against moonman in your pathetic tantrum.

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>>>9231073 (You) (OP)
>The bvll you called earlier and the bvll you just called arrive at the village. They rape many raging tribesmen charging at them, causing the tribesmen to die of suffocation due to gargling extreme amounts of the bvlls' cum when they get raped. With the bvlls' help, the niggers also manage to kill several armed tribesmen. The nigger baby dips his spear in his ink, and uses it to stab many tribesmen. The highly unstable nature of the ink causes the stabbed tribesmen to get infected by aids type 69 through their wounds, causing their skin to corrode.
>You watch the fight play out while doing literally nothing. Then, the jartycucks notify you that their plane has arrived in western Europe and is expected to arrive in botswana in a few hours. Meanwhile, after fuhrer trump has started his worldwide manhunt for you, governments in African countries also begin searching for you.

 9238089Quote

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>>>9207914
>>>9207918
>>>9211756 (You) (OP)
>The vaccinated niggers are actually just holding back their urges the whole time, this is why you didn't get gangraped. But at the sight of averi, they can't control it any more. They begin to gangrape and impregnate her. You shove your spear back up your ass. Then you receive a phone call that was from Joe Biden.

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>>>9192213 (You) (OP)
>You propel yourself forward with your braps. A fed tries shooting you but you quickly turn a corner before he can pull the trigger.

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>>>9192026 (You) (OP)
>You try to escape through the window hidden behind the lgbt flag hung in your room, but you get stuck because you are a fat fuck
>You squirm and scream niggerbabble
>"4LUNG SAVE ME HELP ME SAVE ME DR AFAIDB C DJD S EJBE SDVSS S EE EBBW R F DRBK7567U"

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>>9238066
run away

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>>9238066
The nigger baby somehow survives the explosion.
Fnf pedo starts rapping in both Spanish and African language, making bars extraordinarily brimmy and when his shockwave crashes with moonman's one for a number of seconds, a portal to the 7th circle of niggerhell is created. The ungodly and hostile inhabitants of the 7th circle of niggerhell birst through the portal, making the entire place flooded with them, so you begin to brap away, but the flood of vantablack brimstone catches up to you. And when things can't get any worse, Poopson is summoned.

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>>>>9192026 (You) (OP)
>>You try to escape through the window hidden behind the lgbt flag hung in your room, but you get stuck because you are a fat fuck
>>You squirm and scream niggerbabble
>>"4LUNG SAVE ME HELP ME SAVE ME DR AFAIDB C DJD S EJBE SDVSS S EE EBBW R F DRBK7567U"

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>y

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>>9239344
jag har inte gjort något för att förtjäna den här behandlingen

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>>>9239344
>jag har inte gjort något för att förtjäna den här behandlingen

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>>9239353
Okej, bitch.

 9241554Quote>>9245128

>>9239327
brap high into the sky, and then do a powerful brap midair to launch yourself away like a rocket

 9242711Quote

bumo

 9245072Quote>>9245238

>>9245060
Joe Biden time travels in from the time he called you and forgets everthing that happened since he called you. You have to explain to him what cheese is

 9245094Quote

Fuck had to delete it for the 7377362232623th time because I'm retarded with down syndrome and autism and I forgot to write a important sentence again again again

 9245101Quote

I am going to fucking bash my brains out with a brick the next time I delete my posts again I fucking swear

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>>9241554
You brap high into the sky then let another powerful brap that launches you like a rocket and you land very far away. your on your own now. moonmans curse still hasn't wore off so you are still trying to uncontrollably stab yourself. You call the jartycucks to tell them you changed your location again. Then you horrifyingly realize you forgot to loot the rest of bill gate's box before brapping away, what a giant missed opportunity

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>>9245072
Joe Biden time travels in from the time he called you and now he completely forgot everything that happened since he called you. In the village, poopson caused a vantablack brimstone rain that affects a 5 mile radius. This made the fire start to rapidly spread. This causes everyone to start having schizophrenia too. Now you have to protect yourself from getting hit and deal with moonman's curse on you at the same time.

 9245451Quote>>9246799>>9253010

>>9245238
dig a hole in the ground and go inside it, then cover the hole back up

 9245753Quote>>9245754>>9252690

damnit nigger, just because someone didn't reply for an hour doesn't mean you should abandon the thread

 9245754Quote

>>9245753
didnt ask

 9246789Quote

bumo

 9246799Quote>>9253010

>>9245451
But then another hole appears out of nowhere and you fall on it

 9249112Quote

HOHOHO!

 9251524Quote

up

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>>9245753
MERRY CHRISTMAS adhdbad boy I just got busy doing other raisin

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>>9246799
>>9245451
you tell Joe biden you will help him assassinate trump if he retrieves bill gate's box for you, and he agrees. While he's away you dig a hole frantically to shield yourself from the brimstone rain. Joe Biden somehow arrives at the village unharmed and he discovers that not only the tools of the box has been completely hoarded by the bad boyhell inhabitants, you former allies has now been revived into brimstone zombies and they sided with the bad boyhell inhabitants. Meanwhile, another hole suddenly appears in the hole you dug and you fall through it.

 9254058Quote

Is this still going on?

 9254224Quote>>9254439

>>9253010
biden comes back to your location

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>>9253010
almost 6 hours ago this time, fuck sakes

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>>9254224
Joe biden comes back to your location without getting anything, but you are nowhere to be found since you are falling through the hole. He calls you and tells you that the tools are stolen by the bad boyhell inhabitants before leaving in his portable time machine.

 9254444Quote

I gotta start updating more frequently

 9254452Quote>>9254500

>>9254439
goon so much that you open a portal to equestria

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>>9254452
You find out that the hole you are falling through leads straight to hyperborea, and you will definitely get brutally killed by the Aryan warriors there. You start to desperately think of a way to survive there, and you vigorously goon in order to relieve your stress while thinking. But because your gooning is too powerful you create a portal to equestria and you fall into it.

 9254527Quote>>9254846

>>9254500
meet up with some bronies and rape some mares o algo

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>>9254527
in equestria, you find a brony. He is your new ally now. You find a mare and you rape it with your dildo.

 9254857Quote>>9254976>>9255468

>>9254846
shove your tbp in the mares mouth

 9254903Quote>>9255468

take out a warhammer 40k thunderhammer from inside your ass and proclaim that ur gonna take over equestria o algo

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>>9254846
Not fluttershy…

 9254976Quote>>9255468

>>9254857
I don't watch mlp nigga I just downloaded the first search result

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>>9254846
Use cheese or something

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>>9254976
>>9254903
>>9254857
You shove the dildo into the mare mouth, take out a thunderhammer out of your ass and proclaim that you will take over equestria. Then, lee shows up and says that he will start a holocaust to equestria.

 9255494Quote>>9265528

>>9255468
become friends with lee and start raping and killing as many mares as you can

 9255495Quote>>9265528

>>9255468
go to canterlot to fight princess celestia in a early present introductionc boss battle

 9256700Quote>>9265528

>>9255468
Call santa claus for assistance in raping and killing mares

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up

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>>9256700
>>9255495
>>9255494
You make friends with lee and give him your gun. He pulls out another gun out of his ass, ready to slaughter mares. Then, all of you start raping and killing as many mares as you can, and you also call Santa Claus for assistance while doing so. After that you decided to go to canterlot to fight princess celestia. You find her upon arriving at canterlot and Santa Claus pops out of thin air, joining your team.

 9265534Quote

gift

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Sorry for the day long hiatus, I am too much of a coward to search up mlp images in public so I had to wait until now to make the pictures

 9265545Quote>>9265712

>>9265528
smash the unicorn girl with your hammer

 9265586Quote>>9265712

>>9265528
kill celestia

 9265712Quote>>9265724

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>>9265586
>>9265545
You kill her in one hit.

 9265724Quote>>9272983

>>9265712
meanwhile, joe biden decides to travel back to location where you dug the hole, and he fires a biden blast at the brimstone clouds, stopping the rain

 9270559Quote

HOHOHO!

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>>9265724
Meanwhile, joe biden comes back to the location where you dug the hole while armed and fires a biden blast to the brimstone clouds, finally ending the rain.

 9274281Quote>>9274580

>>9272983
biden goes to where poopson is and they have a fight

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>>9274281
Joe biden goes back to the village to confront poopson now that the brimstone rain has stopped.

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>>9274580
biden fires his biden blast at poopson

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>>9274619
Biden fires his biden blast to poopson, but poopson dissolves it with an antimatter shield.

 9274794Quote>>9275126

>>9274666
biden turns into a place santa doesn't visitcuck because of FNF pedos rapping

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>>9274794
Biden shoots his biden blast in random direction to distract poopson. It worked. He then successfully shot poopson. Poopson took a bit of damage, but because of hearing fnf pedos continuous rapping, biden turned into a place santa doesn't visitcuck.

 9275169Quote>>9275668

>>9275126
biden uses his toilet to launch himself at poopson, then fires his blast directly at poopson point blank

 9275179Quote>>9275668

>>9275126
biden gets more deformed because of the fnf pedo rap

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>>9275169
>>9275179
Biden uses the recoil of his blast to launch himself towards poopson and shoots him at point blank. Poopson takes more damage. He reaLet your heart be bright!s his antimatter shield again and makes the portal to bad boyhell larger so he gets more backup.

 9275690Quote

>>9275668
biden fires at the bad boyhell inhabitants, killing a lot of them, poopson fires an antimatter ray at biden



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