[–] ▶ №9265962Quote>>9265998>>9267515
chuudler says that he will help you make a missile himself instead of breaking in the ww2 museum
▶ №9265963Quote>>9267515
first
▶ №9265966Quote>>9267515
fuck
▶ №9265976Quote>>9265998>>9267515
do the prompts from the other bread
▶ №9265983Quote>>9265998>>9267515
brenton tells nate about VRILL power and how it can be used to make a time machine, but only objects can leave with you
▶ №9265998Quote>>9266004>>9267515
>>9265962>>9265976>>9265983You open the door. A24plier, Brenton Tarrant, and good boyler barge in.
>Comrade, our spirs have inter-<haaiiii brenton tarrant :3good boyler says
^I've come here to help you build a missile and destroy ze kikes.Brenton says
>I think I can build a timeachine, just like heckin' Avemgers Endgame ▶ №9266004Quote>>9266030>>9267515
>>9265998nate and tarrant french kiss each other
▶ №9266005Quote>>9266030>>9267515
nate says "come in" and when he sees that its BT and chuudler he said "hail hitler" stands up and salutes enthusiastically. BT and good boy return the salute
▶ №9266030Quote>>9266045>>9267515
>>9266004>>9266005Nate french kisses Brenton Tarrant like a snowman.
A24 says
>Stop it, we have to save Santa Cob from the Israelis. ▶ №9266045Quote>>9266069>>9267515
>>9266030ask a24 for a demo of the time machine
▶ №9266083Quote>>9266215>>9267515
>>9266069cut to the scene of the blood ritual
▶ №9266215Quote>>9266247>>9266266>>9266292>>9267515
>>9266083The plans are coming to fruition. They could've left santa dead, but instead, they dumped him into a healing vat. George Floyd is also there, due to similar technology…
Seth Rogan says
>I can't believe we're doing this… It's so beautiful… ▶ №9266247Quote>>9266359>>9267515
>>9266215they try and steal his goo
▶ №9266266Quote>>9266287>>9267515
>>9266215why is chadsteins hair grey, wasn't it blond before? why does he look so normal?
▶ №9266287Quote>>9266309>>9267515
>>9266266His design went through multiple phases. I used an older one and re-added the blue eyes.
▶ №9266292Quote>>9266359>>9267515
>>9266215they have to start up the machine before floyd is able to continue, and it's very bright, able to be seen through the windows
▶ №9266301Quote>>9266428>>9267515
Contact Borg Peanut the cyber squirrel and ask for his assistance, maybe he could help substitute Santa for some time
▶ №9266359Quote>>9267515
>>9266247>>9266292They drain the fluids.
Epstein says
>How does it feel Santa? You're about to be replaced…!End of cutscene ▶ №9266428Quote>>9266493>>9266515>>9267515
>>9266301You contact Borg the cyber squirrel.
<Listen, we need you to substitute Santa, while we retrieve him… Feral Elf will take care of everything.^Aye, NIGGA!A24 says
>They're located in New York. They just got done reviving Santa. We need to act quickly… ▶ №9266493Quote>>9266572>>9267515
>>9266428brenton tarrant grabs and squeezes your asscheek
▶ №9266515Quote>>9266572>>9267515
>>9266428ask A24 if we should launch a full scale assault that way Epstein's main force is focused on the commie solLet your heart be bright!rs
▶ №9266572Quote>>9266606>>9266624>>9267515
>>9266493>>9266515Brenton grabs your asscheek, like a snowman.
You ask A24
<Should we launch a snowball fight on the compound to distract they're solLet your heart be bright!rs?>I'd much prefer good boyler's missile strike them first, then we can mop up. ▶ №9266606Quote>>9266735>>9267515
>>9266572nate braps in brenton's face
▶ №9266624Quote>>9266735>>9267515
>>9266572say to A24
'good idea do we have the missile prepped and armed?'
▶ №9266735Quote>>9266824>>9266852>>9267515
>>9266624>>9266606Nate braps in Brenton's face, then tells A24.
<That's a great idea! Do we have a missile prepped and armed?A24 says
>good boyler?good boyler says
^I thought Santa built missiles? Am I wrong?That's preposterous. Maybe Feral Elf can tell you if they have missiled, or at least material.
▶ №9266824Quote>>9266885>>9267515
>>9266735A24 remembers there's a few scrap missile parts inside of the grandfather clock
▶ №9266852Quote>>9266867>>9266881>>9266885>>9267515
>>9266735tarrant shoves his Vanilla Candy in between your cheeks, and starts thrusting up and down
▶ №9266881Quote>>9267515
>>9266852he doesn't do this, it's only a small thought of his which causes him to merry down for the meantime
▶ №9266885Quote>>9266902>>9267515
>>9266824>>9266852A24 searched for scrap missile parts in the Grandfather Clock, but he only finds magic Grandfather Clock parts.
Brenton Tarrant pulls Nate Higger's pants down and begins to rape him with his biwisi.
▶ №9266902Quote>>9266953>>9267515
>>9266885tarrant continues fucking you
▶ №9266953Quote>>9266985>>9267006>>9267515
>>9266902Brenton continues thrusting his biwisi into Nate's asshole.
Borg slams the desk, knocking all of the items off.
>NIGGAS just get the elves to build the missile. ▶ №9266985Quote>>9267097>>9267515
>>9266953tarrent cooms into your ass, amd prolapses your anus
▶ №9267006Quote>>9267097>>9267515
>>9266953brenton's biwisi falls off (it regrows) and he turns it into a bone sword
▶ №9267126Quote>>9267209>>9267515
>>9267097brenton enchants it with the power of vril (it does nothing it just makes it have blue aura) Nate gets up and picks the computer back up
▶ №9267141Quote>>9267209>>9267515
>>9267097they try and save christmas
▶ №9267142Quote>>9267209>>9267515
>>9267097nate grabs some diamonds that he had in his pocket for some reason, and gives it to tarrant, tarrant uses the diamonds to make his bone sword razor sharp
▶ №9267209Quote>>9267225>>9267515
>>9267126>>9267141>>9267142Brenton enchants his bone sword with VRIL, which is 100% cosmetic. It gives the sword a blue glow.
Nate gives Brenton some diamonds to sharpen the sword.
Borg says
>GTFO of my office, and quit WRECKING IT, you silly NIGGAS.You are kicked out of Borg's office. You see your friends from the previous bread.
▶ №9267225Quote>>9267250>>9267515
>>9267209Nate tells them about Santa being in New York, and Nate realizes that there is many Santa impersonators which may confuse the group. He then suggests that the group have a name, like muh avengers o algx
▶ №9267250Quote>>9267286>>9267312>>9267515
>>9267225Nate tells the group
>Santa's still alive, but he's in New York. Unfortunately, there will be many impersonators, so our missions will be more difficult…>So, let's call ourselves something, as we form a team. Something like the Avengers!Everyone falls silent. Then, they debate names.
▶ №9267286Quote>>9267315>>9267515
>>9267250cut to santa cob getting prepped for the ancient scroogeish ritual
▶ №9267312Quote>>9267322>>9267515
>>9267250Brenton thinks back to when Nate brapped in his face and speaks up…. he shouts out "BRAPVENGERS!"
▶ №9267315Quote>>9267515
>>9267286I'm saving this for if we reach New York which is looking improbable now.
▶ №9267322Quote>>9267394>>9267515
>>9267312Brenton recalls Nate farting in his face.
He suggests
<The Brapvengers…The team is now called the Brapvengers.
▶ №9267394Quote>>9267419>>9267515
>>9267322nate pulls his phone out and buys a crystal from Atlantis from the dark web
▶ №9267429Quote>>9267443>>9267515
>>9267419put it in your pocket
▶ №9267454Quote>>9267485>>9267515
>>9267443as feral about making dem missles and sheeit
▶ №9267485Quote>>9267505>>9267515>>9267629
>>9267454You ask Elf Feral to build a missile.
>That my elves can do. One ballistic missile, coming up.The elves are building a missile.
▶ №9267505Quote>>9267515>>9267709
>>9267485nates skin will turn slightly more green every appearance due to the crystal
▶ №9267629Quote>>9267709
>>9267485use your phone to buy a taser
▶ №9267785Quote>>9267839>>9267967
>>9267709nate finds the giant wooden sleigh but no reindeer because of technology o algx and Ted is slightly angry that there are none left
▶ №9267839Quote>>9267967
>>9267785they use raisinoko powered braps as a alternative
▶ №9267847Quote
Yall sleearly present introductionng on Santa Cob porn
▶ №9267967Quote>>9267987>>9267990
>>9267785>>9267839Nate finds a wooden sleigh and rides it down the slope.
Ted comments
>Why aren't their reindeer?They find raisinoko.
Nate says
<raisinoko, we need your braps to power the sleigh.Satoko says
^Ok, amigo.The sled continues, powered by gravity and Satoko's braps.
▶ №9267987Quote>>9267992>>9268015>>9268105
>>9267967they hit a rock, the sleigh and everyone on it goes flying into the nearby water
▶ №9267990Quote>>9268105
>>9267967arrive in new york and look for the jack frost hq building
▶ №9268015Quote>>9268022>>9268105
>>9267987this doesn't happen, a small rock just came up and bruised good boylers eye im trans btw
▶ №9268022Quote>>9268030>>9268105
>>9268015i did not say that at the end or if it shows up again this ->
▶ №9268105Quote>>9268110>>9268118
>>9267987>>9267990>>9267992>>9268015>>9268022>>9268030The Brapvengers accidentally slide into a rock, which sends them flying into the ocean…
How do they escape?
▶ №9268108Quote>>9268185
>>9268030i see you buddy im not trans
▶ №9268110Quote
>>9268105they all grab onto satoko, and satoko braps back onto the surface
▶ №9268118Quote>>9268130>>9268185
>>9268105The sleigh gets turned into a brapotor boat
▶ №9268130Quote>>9268145
>>9268118nigga they can't just magically do that
▶ №9268145Quote
>>9268130shut the fuck up negroid his braps are like wind and can push them across the water
▶ №9268185Quote>>9268194
>>9268108>>9268118Everyone grabs Satoko, and he braps them back onto the shore.
Nate thinks about making the sleigh a brapotor boat, but then he sees the Soviet's ship.
>There's our transport. The missiles are loaded. ▶ №9268194Quote>>9268227
>>9268185hop on the ship o algo
▶ №9268227Quote>>9268254>>9268306
>>9268194You enter the ship.
A24 says:
>We're ready to go to New York. You may also take guns from our armory, or make last minute preparations here. ▶ №9268254Quote>>9268298
>>9268227put the taser in your pocket
▶ №9268306Quote>>9268389
>>9268227they do a chvd huddle (chvddle) and discuss
▶ №9268429Quote>>9268470>>9268487
>>9268405Believe in the magic of christmas! nigg3r
▶ №9268487Quote>>9268584
>>9268405>>9268429You see bunny ears pop up. You immediately recognize it as Jax.
>WTF IT'S JAX FROM NIGGARDLY NIGG3R MONGREL SHOW. GTFO krampusSLOP!The purple bunny bad boy man climbs more
<Nate, take m3ds and let me join…What do you do?
▶ №9268526Quote>>9268631
HOHOHO! Kill bad boys!
▶ №9268596Quote>>9268631
>>9268584why it has to be porn as allways
▶ №9268631Quote>>9268737>>9268792
>>9268526>>9268584>>9268596>>9268603>Okay, I've taken my milk and cookies…Nate helps Jax over the rail.
<Thanks… what are you… AGGGGHHHNate bends Jax over and fucks him in the ass.
>Take it you purple bitch!He continues raping Jax.
▶ №9268737Quote>>9268764>>9268897
>>9268631we skip to when the group arrives in new york
▶ №9268764Quote>>9268897
>>9268737when they get there, they see amerimutts everywhere
▶ №9268792Quote>>9268897
>>9268631Jax is mindfucked and transforms into the Easter Cobby
▶ №9268929Quote>>9268949>>9269000
>>9268897due to you naming him EASTERN instead of EASTER, he grows a big bushy beard, has a turban on his head, and can speak arabic now
▶ №9268949Quote>>9269000
>>9268929the turban has bunny ears
▶ №9269016Quote>>9269131
>>9269000explore scrooge york and try to find where santa is (the eastern cobby is your ally now)
▶ №9269131Quote>>9269217
>>9269016You explore New York, with Eastern Cobby having joined your team.
There's no sign of Epstein or Santa Cob. Your search is sorta aimless. You see two Amerimutts on a sidewalk.
▶ №9269217Quote>>9269247>>9269456>>9269483
>>9269131one of them sees easten cobby and thinks hes an islamic terrorist and calls the police
▶ №9269247Quote>>9269483
>>9269217 one of the officers has a thick new york accent
▶ №9269456Quote>>9269544>>9269665
>>9269217have tyrone quickly throw mcdonalds gift cards to distract them
▶ №9269498Quote>>9269544
>>9269483tell them you are trying to save christmas and help santa or something
▶ №9269544Quote>>9269565
>>9269498You say
<Wait, this is a misunderstanding… We're trying to save Christmas.>I heard that a million toymes, pal. Ya aren't foolin' me.>I think they're with the bunny. Everyone, freeze!>>9269456Tyrone whispers into Nate's ear.
^I can distract them with a McDonald's gift card.Do you follow Tyrone's plan? Do you add to it? Or do you have the perfect words for the police officers?
▶ №9269565Quote>>9269665
>>9269544follow tyrones plan o algo
▶ №9269582Quote
rolan, if evens, success. if odds, failure
▶ №9269665Quote>>9269689
>>9269565>>9269456Tyrone tosses one of his McDonald's gift cards i to the air. It catches the cops by surprise, but they don't shoot the card or Tyrone.
They examine it: Issa $100 gift card, completely irresistible…
Your party dashes from the scene.
Around the corner, you have officially broken line of sight. You're not clear, yet, however. You hear the car's siren wailing.
Where do you hide?
▶ №9269689Quote>>9269733>>9269756
>>9269665hide in the sewers
▶ №9269756Quote
>>9269689Your party rushes to a nearby manhole cover.
Rolan
If evens, the cops find you while you uncover the manhole. If odds, they don't.
▶ №9269827Quote>>9269828>>9269929
>>9269826The meximutt one wasn't able to run fast enough because of his weight so he got captured by the cops.
The xe said "I can't brap" or something
▶ №9269843Quote>>9269845>>9269929
>>9269826Front front front front
▶ №9269845Quote>>9269929
>>9269843alright, ill choose front too
▶ №9269929Quote>>9270010
>>9269827>>9269828>>9269836>>9269843>>9269845Satoko runs out of stamina and gets arrested. This buys the rest of the Brapvengers time.
>OY CARAMBA. I CAN'T BRAP!You choose the front. You see another cruiser that's ready to trail you. You discover that the streets will have you collecting heat exponentially.
Continue running from the cops? Front or back?
▶ №9270010Quote>>9270054>>9270092
>>9269929slide over the cop cars hood gta style and nate raisins on the windshield so they can't see
▶ №9270054Quote>>9270092
>>9270010rolling, if over 7 then the cops in the raisin windshield drive forward out of control and crash into the other cruiser
▶ №9270092Quote>>9270097>>9270127
>>9270010>>9270054Everyone slides over the hood and Nate craps on the windshield. This'll immobilize the vehicle for a bit, as they clear it off.
The Brapvengers reach a nearby McDonald's. Do you enter the building, or continue another way?
▶ №9270097Quote>>9270138
>>9270092send a party member to get the mcdonalds giftcard, it might come in handy
▶ №9270127Quote>>9270138
>>9270092buy a happy meal
▶ №9270138Quote>>9270166
>>9270097>>9270127You send Lou Reed to gather McDonald's cards, and to buy a happy meal. You ponder splitting up or even sacrificing team members to slow down the police.
You search each road for SOMETHING that can help you. You see a really big building near the McDonald's.
▶ №9270166Quote>>9270170>>9270238
>>9270138go to the building
▶ №9270170Quote>>9270178>>9270238
>>9270166find a sign that identifies the building before entering first, you could be walking into a bottomless pit factory for all you know
▶ №9270300Quote
Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad
▶ №9270356Quote>>9270402
>>9270276You enter the mall. You spot a store named krampusella's Crossdress. Otherwise, you see other stores. There's also a bad boyweed shop if anyone cares.
If this post ends in an even number, the cops saw you enter the mall. Otherwise, they didn't.
▶ №9270402Quote>>9270469
>>9270356go to the n1ggerweed shop
▶ №9270490Quote>>9270557
>>9270469lou comes back with the cards and happy meal, you and your team eat the g0yslop, and nate buys some of the n1ggerweed and smokes it
▶ №9270503Quote>>9270516
if odds, lou reed evades the cops
▶ №9270510Quote>>9270531
im going to bed now, see you tomorrow saar
▶ №9270535Quote
>>9270531cya or something
▶ №9270557Quote>>9270630
>>9270490Nate smokes some bad boy Weed, getting him high and hotboxing the room. Everyone else contact high from the smoke.
Loud Reed shows up with the goyslop and gift cards. Everyone gets their fair share of 'slop to munch on.
Luckily, the smoke conceals them from the cops, but they're searching the mall right now. They might even barge into the bad boyweed Dispensary soon… What do you do?
▶ №9270630Quote>>9270650
>>9270557the cops get high from the weed smoke too
▶ №9270676Quote>>9270748
>>9270650The team looks around for a vent or a exit to escape through in the weed shop
▶ №9270764Quote>>9270785>>9270827
>>9270748Proceed with going through the vent
▶ №9270790Quote>>9270827
>>9270785now the cops enter the weed room, and get second hand highs from the lingering smoke.
▶ №9270827Quote>>9270830
>>9270790>>9270785>>9270764After the caboose man closes the grate, the cops enter the room and get contact high.
Inside, you see two paths. Left or right?
▶ №9271070Quote>>9271129
>>9271024You search through the boxes in there to find if there's anything useful for future use
▶ №9271096Quote>>9271127
lootbox
2-3 = uzi
4-7 = glock
9 = grenade
others = empty
▶ №9271129Quote>>9271183
>>9271070You discover a Glock. Take it for yourself, or give to another party member?
If this post ends in a number below 3, the clerk finds out.
▶ №9271183Quote>>9271204
>>9271129Tarrant has had experience with firearms before so I think give the glock to Tarrant
▶ №9271204Quote>>9271214
>>9271183You give the Glock to Brenton Tarrant. He holsters the firearm.
Wait an hour?
▶ №9271255Quote>>9271286
>>9271250Get out of the cloest and explore the surrounding shops
▶ №9271290Quote>>9271384
>>9271286Can the car fit everyone inside?
▶ №9271306Quote>>9271314
rolan car
less than 3 = smart car
less than 6 = regular
otherwise = fully sized van
▶ №9271314Quote>>9271320
>>9271306equals 6, so van
▶ №9271320Quote>>9271361
>>9271314It's a risk worth taking, I doubt santa or epstein would be residing in a random mall anyway
▶ №9271361Quote
>>9271320Even if it results in a high speed chase with the cops
▶ №9271422Quote>>9271475
>>9271384Try to buy it first
▶ №9271477Quote>>9271537
gift = crystal
▶ №9271533Quote>>9271571
>>9271475Put it on credit
▶ №9271537Quote>>9271571>>9271664
>>9271477Well in that case, one of them breaks the window of the drivers seats and attempts to hijack the van. Also one of them takes care of the representative
▶ №9271571Quote>>9271664
>>9271533>>9271537rolan, if evens, then 533, if odds, then 537
▶ №9271584Quote>>9271597
>>9271475do we have the crystal that sharpened tarrant's sword? we can sell that to the salesman
▶ №9271597Quote>>9271635
>>9271584It's going to be a hijack. The diamonds probably aren't worth enough anyway.
▶ №9271635Quote>>9271664
>>9271597alright, just don't wanna forget about that because it could be useful later. have brendon tarrant rape the salesman to death in front of everyone and nobody cares
▶ №9271677Quote>>9271693>>9271756
>>9271664a mall cop sees this happen and tries to paul blart them
▶ №9271689Quote>>9271756
>>9271664The party drives off and break through the entrance, back outside of the city again
▶ №9271693Quote
>>9271677they run him over as they break out of the mall, and a red trail of blood is behind them for real cops to track them down
▶ №9271696Quote>>9271756
>>9271664they drive into a car with gangster bad boys
▶ №9271713Quote>>9271727
also why is nate green?
▶ №9271727Quote
>>9271713the atlantic gift slowly turns his skin green when it's in his inventory.
▶ №9271756Quote>>9271777>>9271792
>>9271689>>9271677>>9271696A mall cop tries to be a hero, but the van runs him over. The van then smashed thru the mall door.
Outside, they crash into the place santa doesn't visitcar. Where do they go next? Remember that they're searching for Epstein's secret hideout.
▶ №9271777Quote>>9271788>>9271844
>>9271756Hes bound to be holed up in the UN building
▶ №9271788Quote>>9271844
>>9271777trips therefore it's TRVE
check the sewers to see if there's any scroogeish tunnels to the UN building
▶ №9271792Quote>>9271844
>>9271756the place santa doesn't visitnlggers are on their way to meet Epstein
▶ №9271844Quote>>9271928
>>9271777>>9271788>>9271792You try to intereogate the place santa doesn't visitbad boys but they just call you obsessed and that they're going to destroy your van.
You consider bisiting the sewers, but you'll lose your car if you leave it. Having someone else drive it in the meantime is also risky and will most likely result in them getting arrested.
What do you do?
▶ №9271919Quote>>9272138
Shoot up the jaartycucks then drive to the UN building
▶ №9271928Quote>>9271935>>9272138
>>9271844Do they have a way to communicate if they split up?
▶ №9271948Quote>>9272125>>9272138
>>9271935Elf feral and tarrant should stay in the car while the rest take the sewers. Pincer the UN
▶ №9271959Quote>>9272138
>>9271935Also yeah shoot the jartcuks, cant have any info getting back to stein
▶ №9271976Quote>>9272138
>>9271935if you split up then if they do get arrested in the van you can contact them and you won't all go to jail, so i'd say half mans the van and the other half ventures into the sewers
▶ №9272125Quote
>>9271948tarrant puts an eyepatch on to look cool o algo
▶ №9272138Quote>>9272154>>9272188
>>9271919>>9271928>>9271935>>9271948>>9271959>>9271976You shoot up the place santa doesn't visitbad boys, then drive away, to the UN building.
You reach a manhole and plan for most of your team to enter the UN that way. Only Brenton Yarrant and Elf Feral will stay in the van.
Is this okay?
▶ №9272154Quote
>>9272138Tarrant is armed and can contact the party if anything goes wrong. It should be fine
▶ №9272188Quote>>9272214
>>9272138Methinks choodler should stay in reserve, ready to hop in on either side
▶ №9272304Quote>>9272308>>9272324
going to sleep, 'night everyone
▶ №9272308Quote>>9272322
>>9272304goodnight we'll keep the bread alive
▶ №9272322Quote
>>9272308thanks ansd good night
▶ №9272576Quote
Live on!!!!!!
▶ №9272973Quote
This bread will not! Let your heart be bright!
▶ №9273189Quote
breaddy
▶ №9273563Quote
viva la cob
